Caitlin's MindSay Blog

Commiserate

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-16T04:07:00-05:00

HELLO--
as you can see if you're not like blind or retarded or soemthing....i named this commiserate it is my word of the day and im listenin to All the Small Things. you kno...by Blink. and if you havent heard of Blink182 than you're worse than the loser who cant see the commiserate and youre worse than abram stein-queer. yea! thats right! so you go download some blink. I'll even tell ya what to get. get this stuff(in order from bestest to just best...kinda):
--Man Overboard--
--Don't Tell Me It's Over--
--Don't Leave Me--
--Going Away To College--
--Roller Coaster--
--Online Songs--
--What Went Wrong--
--The Party Song--
--Shut Up--
--Happy Holidays You Bastard--
--Dancing With Myself--
--Apple Shampoo--
--Mutt--
--First Date--
--Please Take Me Home--
--Dammit--
--Adam's Song--

There. Those are their best songs and if you disagree then you can go fuck yourself. Anyways...the best ones are prolly Man Overboard and Roller Coaster and Dont Leave Me and Dont Tell Me Its Over if you want like the edited version of the list. The only goddamn reason im doing this thing is cuz im bored, my mother said we could go get a new backpack cuz my old one is so fucked up and get some shorts cuz(why else?) I dont have any. But everytime I go out to ask her she freakin asleep, i swear she must be like narcoleptic or whatever the hell it is where ya sleep a ton. I actually really dont like blogs, seriously. i was thinkin about them the other day and how annoying it is and some girls were into it and then i was like jeez i hope my friends dont get into that but...well....they did. i actually hope no one reads this cuz its stupid and rambling and spastic, not too unlike myself. This is just like talking to myself anyways which is what i do all the time if you havent heard me. should see me when i play shortstop theres nonstop cussing. I should wrap this is up but i have a lot to talk about and im bored so screw it. I really should be checked for ADD cuz i just space out way too much. Example: history and science, i cant sit and read cuz i space out for like the whole hour. Example 2: went to mcdonalds last night and the dude took my order and asked like 3 questions and then took my dads order and he asked me another freakin question, but i didnt even kno he was talkin to me until i looked up and everyone was lookin at me. i was like huh? i think im just able to turn off my hearing. I suppose i should say some stuff about me for anyone readin this who doesnt kno me too well but ill just do it later. nm ill do it now just in a new post.

continued...

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-16T04:07:00-05:00

So here I am again. Avril is gay i hope you all know that. and Simple Plan isnt that punk, though Seb is hot. O so....
About Me:
ok I like the name Fred hence the name on the blog. i play softball and totally suck at basketball. i dont follow basketball like every other freak in this damn county, but Go Kings anyways. i play center field lol and its not cuz i suck(im lead off batter), its just i like outfield. go figure. i have three dobermans and i wanna name my next dog scooter, cuz that is the awesomest dog name. ive played piano since what, third grade? tho i have really wanted to quit, but now ive got some blink sheet music so its better than the crap i was stuck with. and then i picked up drums in 5th grade tho i havent play since 6th, which was the same grade i took up saxophone, which i continued until 8th grade tho we didnt like band those last two years, but i dont trust myself in home ec id sew my finger or burn down the school and i hate foreign languages. sides, we had a good group of ppl in band: alicia, ryan, adam(for awhile), and jordan and myself. anyways i took up bass in xmas of 8th grade so that was...um 200...2? yea.my mother signed me up for the more advanced math class so im goin into algebra 2 freshman year. once again-go figure. my mother really screws up my life. tho i accidentally get back at them. i ran over a sprinkler head yesterday with a lawn mower. yet i still blame it on my mother cuz her damn plants were in the way so how was i supposed to see the sprinkler?! but i didnt have ot listen to alot of shit cuz i had practice, where i got yelled at anyways cuz my feet hurt in those damn cleats. at least *kiki* wasnt there. they just moved(you wouldnt believe why) and theyr holding a BarBQ after practice thursday for no apparent reason other than to show off the new house...?! yea so most of the team was all...uhh i have homework.. i didnt bother makin excusesthat would be a waste of energy specially over kiki so im just not goin i dont need an excuse.
speakin of kiki, jeez. i kno if they read this they could identify themselves but ive blocked them on every goddamn annoying sn they have. all they ever say is "hey" & "whats up" and then never talk again its a waste of my time.and they cuss to be cool like calling someone a fucker for no apparent reason. man she/it is such a biotch. ex.: someone not so cool asks her out, what does she do? turns them down and then makes fun of them and brags to all of her "friends" even showing them the note he wrote to her. A) no one cares B) if youre gonna show ppl the note only show it to your closest friends, me being NOT one of them; not the whole school. then she always complains that she has no bf tho shes been asked(why and how is beyond me) like 3 times and always turned it down even if theyr a good person just not popular or anything. shes not popular tho she thinks she is. or she tries to be. i think its a combination of the two. well no popular in a good way anyway, tho a lot of ppl nominated her for funniest girl in the damn yearbook thing that never happened. im like are you all gay?! shes not funny! she tries to be, like ill say something with funny potential, but no one hears so then she says it. or we'll discuss something and ill say my view on it and if we talk about it again with others present she says exactly what i said earlier. its like goddamn if youre gonna use someone elses joke or something at least give them credit. i'm funny on my own i dont need help but if i tell my friends what someone else said that was funny i tell them who said it not bluff it off like i did. ex.: in my math class we were talkin bout possible causes of sars and jimmy said: "I ate a cat, do i have sars?!" - that, is good humor, i tol my friend bout it but i didnt act like i said it, no i said Jimmy said....etc.
i guess somewhere up there i stopped talkin about me like in the about me section but whatever. shmaybe i should take about my friends.

ALICIA
Sports: b-ball, soccer
Height: ~5'6 and 1/2"
B-day: March 4
Hair: black lowlights thatve faded a lil, blonde highlights, just past shoulders
Fav. Tropical Fruit Name: Papaya
Plays: guitar- fender strat
Characters: Robin, Mystique, Lucy Liu's Angel
Celeb Crush: Billy - guitar of GC(when he had sideburns and short hair) AND Tyson - bass and vocals of All American Rejects AND kyle howard of orange ocunty
Characteristics: light blue braces(i tol her to get clear but she wouldnt listen)(probably better that way i rarely listen to her either), likes playin mario party 2 but gets confused easily as to which character she is, sometimes says thpapaya and thmangoth in imitation of lindsey.

LINDSEY
Sports:b-ball & soccer
Height: ~5'6"
B-day: June somethingth
Hair: blonde past shoulders
Fav. Tropical Fruit Name: Guava
Characters: Rocky J Squirrel, Storm, Drew Barrymore's angel tho she looks more like camerons, but we demoted her cuz shes not around often
Celeb Crush: Benji - guitar of GC
Characteristics: slight lisp from braces she had, laughs while sayin what - ends up sounding like wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hat?!

ME
sport: softball
height: a crappy 5'4 and 3/4" i havent damn grown since fifth freakin grade
hair: growing...brown with blonde highlights, tho it used to be blonde when i was younger, currently at shoulders
B-day: April 30
Tropical Fruit: Mango
Characters: Batman, Professor X, Cmerons angel tho im more like drews anyways
Celeb Crush: Seb - guitar of Simple Plan AND Joel - vocals of GC
Characteristics: usually sleepy or smiling or chewing gum, kinda weird laugh, really white teeth, less girly then the others, always surrounded by fans eager to just catch a glimpse of her...also sometimes talkin to self or cussing or a combo of the two, cussing out others to myself, the subject of which is often Kiki during softball games

for lack of space, and unlack of boredom, here ends the friends section. what does respite mean? and commiserate for that matter?
Nobody likes you when youre 23. The state looks down on sodomy.
Those are good things to know. here ends blog part 2.

CODE RED!!!!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-16T06:07:00-05:00

TRAGEDY HAS STRUCK! WE ARE DEVOID OF ALL HOT POCKETS! CODE RED! CODE RED!

good bands

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-16T06:07:00-05:00

my fav bands are:

blink 182, sum 41, audioslave, red hot chili peppers, box car racer, goldfinger, afi, and papa roach, the ataris, less than jake, chevelle, linkin park

Horror!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-16T06:07:00-05:00

i asked the great, wonderful, and knowing magic 8 ball if i would die soon and its answer was, "it is decidedly so"......could this be the end of caitlin as we know it?!

Blinky Goodness

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-16T08:07:00-05:00

You know why Blink 182 is so good? its all in the lyrics. and good tunes too. here, for example are some awesome lines from their songs:

I said "don't let your future be destroyed by my past"
She said "don't let my door hit your ass"
--Don't Leave Me

And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off
Don't depend on me
To ever follow through on
Anything, but
I'd go through Hell for you and
--Going Away To College

This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
--What's My Age Again

Fuck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag
--Dysentary Gary

Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina
--The Party Song

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
and he shit shit shit his pants
He's alway's fucking shitting his pants
--Happy Holidays, You Bastard

Cover up the scars
put on your gameface
Left you in the bar to try and save face
--Man Overboard

Girls always cry, guys will never admit they did
Guys like to run, chicks like to yell, you see
Guys hate to fight, girls think it's therapy
Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explaination
I think things aren't too hopeful
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls get them in trouble
Because they are rarely honest
--Don't Tell Me It's Over

My mum, she's not a woman anymore
She dresses like, dresses like a man
(Dresses like a man)
Oh she's not as feminine as she used to be before
She's so damn masculine
My mum's a, my mum's a, my mum's a transvestite
--Transvestite

There you have it, they may not sound good just readin them(except for that last one), so ya gotta download the songs. so go download!

my real name

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-16T08:07:00-05:00

i figured screw the no name thing it don't matter. so my name is caitlin. but you must admit fred is one awesome name. admit it. ace too. and scooter. anyways you can also read all about me in goforkyerself25's blog

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-17T12:07:00-05:00

Dude, i forgot my favorite name........

FELIX!!!

thats freakin awesome.....

TV Master

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-17T12:07:00-05:00

I am a certified TV Master. Example, i will type two, count em, two tv jingles that i have memorized over the past 3 years.

#1. Snapple

There's a yard sale at snapple dot com,
you can get cool stuff no need to mooch of your mom,
there's some reall cool stuff,
theres a pleathera(pleather rug?),
from a fusball table to this sweet spatula,
theres an automobile and a scooter too,
the old car doesn't drive well,
but the scooter's brand new,
you can even win prizes that caps can't buy,
all at snapple dot com,
just click the yard sale sign.....Thanks!

#2. Taco Bell

I'm just a man, just a guy, just a dude and im hungryyyyy
and im movin real fast cuz im goin first class for a steak at taco belllll

jonesin for a grilled steak taco
steak's the king of meats

so i run and i walk cuz i cant find my horse to ride theeeere
got a shivvy got a shake for marinated steak that i found at taco belll

grilled steak taco, at taco BEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLa!

yea top that tv ad buffs! i dare ya!

Day 2

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-17T03:07:00-05:00

ahhh, my second day here on the blog. I actually ventured out of the house today. first of all, i should tell ya why i never go outside(of my house, i go to stores and stuff in the car):
1. old neighbors used to have rats, and believe me ive seen some around
2. we have little freakin lizards, which are okay but once one crawled under our garbage can to die, and i accidentally smushed it.-not pretty
those are the two main reasons, plus i dont like the snotty lil kids in my neighborhood. anyways, so today my and my dad went to big 5 and got some new cleats for softball cuz my old ones were startin to hurt my feet, the insoles in those things suck ass, so we also got new insole things. then we went to target for some crap my dad needed, and this guy behind me in line had awesome shoes. they were red chuck taylor low tops. after that we stopped at sports authority on the way home and i finally found a new backpack since my old one is crap. then we went home and i had some chef boyardee.
i used to love the old chef boyardee ads with the trail of like sauce and cans thru the jungle to that kid with sauce all over his face who said "beefy". those were great. what happened to good ads? ill tell you what happened they banned those budweiser ones and it went downhill from there, tho the snapple yard sale ad and the old taco bell were excellent with original jingles. just remember i kno another ad song:

#3. Comet

Comet, it tastes like listerine.
Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it makes you vomit
so get your Comet and vomit today!

The End

continued...

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-17T03:07:00-05:00

okay im ready:

SEB(Sebastian) of Simple Plan
Mark Hoppus
younger Tom Delonge
Benji and Joel of Good Charlotte
Pierre of Simple Plan
Deryck and Steve of Sum 41
Paul Walker of Fast and Furious,etc.
Tom Hanks son, i dont kno his name

anyways i guess thats about it tho i also like Flea from RHCP but hes kinda old, but hes an awesome bass player. in fact download Around the World by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and listen for the bass. its whicked awesome. lol.

anyone have a mac?

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-17T10:07:00-05:00

if anyone knows how do you alter pics on a mac? i used painting in appleworks, but it wont upload sayin unkown data stream cuz its a picture clipping.

more bout me

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-18T05:07:00-05:00

ok heres some more crap bout me:

uhh im fidgety, and talkative(unless im thinking), and every damn time im tryin to think about something everyone asks me what im mad about and im like nothing... and i end up sayin nothing so many times i end up mad anyways. o the irony.
my mother is annoyin and spastic and my dads ok but he gets mad about stupid things and hes dorky. i swear, my shorts are longer than his sometimes.
back to me... i mess up alot ex: other day i went to mow the lawn and ended up destroyin a sprinkler. and i tend to lose things. i like ice cream. i just had ice cream. dora the explorer is the bomb diggity.
k im done for now.

just some thoughts

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-18T06:07:00-05:00

ever read other ppls blogs and realize that there a very few guys with blogs? well there prolly is just they're back on like blurty or somethin.... and ppl always talk about they're jobs. even my friend who just have community service lol. i dont have a job becuz i refuse to leave the house unless its to go shopping or bass or if my dad forces me to go to the grocery store. he's like obsessed with makin me always go even if im sick. like he can't push a damn cart or something?! but then he walks way ahead of me and i get stuck in the middle of a row and like run into ppl. i like to find empty rows tho and start running and jump on the back of the cart and ride thru the store when hes not looking. come to think of it one of my friends has only been to my house like 8 times and says she's heard my mother threaten to kick my ass 6 times. not that she could, but still...its amazing i havent been commited to an asylum or something.

what was a i talking about?

o yea jobs. my first summer job i plan is workin at a car wash. it seems like a no brainer you just dry off the cars when theyre wet. plus i dont mind the heat here and i figure hey it's hot out so i might as well work near water right? im a genius. well air conditioned mcdonalds would be okay but ya smell like grease and i dont work well with customers i cant make myself smile all the time like that. id prolly just being scoopin fries or janitor.*shudder* so by comparison, car wash is a pretty good option. and ya get a t shirt. i could always use more of those.

i wonder if anyone actually read this and thinks wow this kids pretty retarded. i have plenty to blame it on. i wasn't dropped at birth or anything, but i managed to run into a pole, pour boiling water on my face and roll off a counter when i was a baby. and my parents didnt even take me to a doctor. like okay, if your baby fell off a counter, don't you think you should be just a little concerned? i mean, look how i ended up because of it.

im lookin at this cd i got, 14 shades of grey. and the last track is caled intro. isn't the intro supposed to be at the beginning? or at least call it instrumental or something like grab the devil by the horns and fuck him up the ass?

waffles sound good right now, but i already ate.

just tell what i kno...

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-19T06:07:00-05:00

just tried to kick a plastic bag and it got stuck to my foot....also hit my head on the desk. also hit it on the oppenents dugout today as well. and everyone wonders why i am so weird. anyways...

just got out of the shower after a grueling day of ball in elk grove. i had to catch half of the three games too cuz our old catcher bailed on us. o well theres only one tournament left. im not surprised theres not too many catchers here it gets to like 100 somethin degrees. did okay today didnt get a hit till the last game unless ya count the error that got me on base in the second game. but the last game i got like 3 hits to outfield. got sunburned but not a ton, tho i took a cold shower anyways.

man my life is boring if this is all i got to talk about. haha ya kno what? i figured out kiki's been readin this lol. if shes not as oblivious as she is sometimes, i'll bet shes knows its her too. o well, i just tell what i kno.

dont forget fred is an awesome name. peace out.

im a victim...

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-20T07:07:00-05:00

my neck burns like no other.
well it's my fault anyways. it always is. i have no common sense whatsoever.

im writing just to write cuz im sick of checkin the main page every 15 minutes for new entries. sad, really. im so bored and i wish i had a tank top because the collar of the shirt is rubbing all over my sunburn.

ya kno what's sad, i feel like i'm writing to all these ppl that i don't know, but really all my friends will read this and are reading this right now and by now i mean when they see the word now, they will realize that they are reading it now as in when they see these words. i couldve made that sentence a hell of a lot shorter buti like taking the long way. speaking wise, not homework wise. in that sense, i prefer to take the uhh dont do it way. i wish i could play softball all week so i wouldnt be so bored...but every time i play i get sick. course it may be the ice cream and crap i eat between games, but ya never know....

has anyone else felt like theyre being stalked?im being stalked. thats the only conclusion. i was gonna say somethin more, but it's not safe. society is messed up. people are so goddamned stupid. im not talkin big stuff either, the war, i think dubyas an asshole and thats that. im not talkin budget problems. im talking normal people. or they should be normal but theyre so fucked up from lack of good parenting or god knows what else. someone needs to do it hitler-esque and round up all the dependent psychotic weirdos like jim carrey in the cable guy and just mass kill. specially the ones that far gone, theres no changin them. childhood sticks for life.

wow this blog has gone to like mass depressing. i complain too much. but then again....you would prolly too if you were being stalked...

Damn Morons

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-20T08:07:00-05:00

WHY do people talk to me when I have an away message up. i even say right in the message what i am doing. sometimes, i make it so simple as IM AWAY. and yet people IM me, repeatedly IM me, start discussing with my then non-existent self, and even; yea get this; INVITE ME TO CHATS. REPEATEDLY.obviously its ok if its a close friend and they need to tell me something important or something, and then im fine, go ahead leave a message, i dont care. but if you just IM me to say "hey", what do you want? an answer?! and its funny cuz the people who say hey while im eating dinner(and i eat slow), they sign off without saying bye. THE IRONY. you bothered typing hey or whats up or some crap even tho you knew i was gone, but when you decide to log off, you dont say bye!

This was what i was talking about earlier about society being stupid. you're all morons. ya damn morons.

Personality Test

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-20T11:07:00-05:00

hate to be like the other bums out there, but it looked interesting so i took the personality test. looks like im actually pretty sane, contrary to popular belief.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Moderate
Antisocial:	Moderate
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Low
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

-later days-

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-21T01:07:00-05:00

heyhey buckaroos(and buckarettes?)

i think girls are buckaroos too but buckarettes sounds good as well. anyway...im just sittin here bored and sore. the sunburn on my neck doesnt hurt unless i actually rub it or something and i usually dont rub my neck, so....i was able to sleep last night. i hadn't mentioned when i woke up saturday it felt like i pulled a muscle in my neck and it hurt to swallow. kinda weird...

i just wanna go back out and play more softball, it gives me something to do rather than sit here and do.....this.

actually i should go out and tan. haha ya'll should see my legs, theyr white. this clown at some fair in the k-mart parking lot once called me chicken legs. ahh the sweet memories of my childhood.

this post kinda sucked too. please excuse the crappiness.

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-21T02:07:00-05:00

well...i thought i got out of going to my bass lesson but my moms feeling better now so i have to get dressed....so much for life in pajamas....

i think i have kankles....or just fat ankles....or i need fatter calfs....what i really need is a tan...im wearin black shorts, so i have to wear white shoes, cuz if i wore my black shoes, my legs would look ghostly. its so sad, my tan lines. i have a slight tan stripe above my knees and my arms are way tan and my face is kinda permanently reddish tan, but my legs and stomach are white. and my left hand is whiter than the rest of my arm and the other hand as well.

thats it, im going out in the backyard tomorro and laying there until my legs are tan. every shirt looks like crap and i realized its just the black shorts are throwing everything off cuz theyr too black and im too white.

poo.

FLEA!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-21T07:07:00-05:00

howdy pardners,

today, farmer fred will show ya'll a handy dandy pic of my man flea....one of the best bass players on the earth today. well if i can do this pic thing right... which i wont becuz i am computerly challenged...well here goes:

now isnt that like awesome? thats awesome...

-later days-

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-22T04:07:00-05:00

well here i am once more.
i was bored today so i just did a ton of boring quizzes while jammin to some whaked tunes, yo. that reminds me, i also sang to some in a weird half-ass lisped way....well thats just me, anyways.....

your asshole.

What swear word are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse

which happy bunny are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

that is just to be expected of someone who talks to themselves in a lisp.

You are Baseball! Accurate and speedy, you are a
very classy person who values tradtion.

>What's your inner sport?<
brought to you by Quizilla

-later days-

well well well....

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-22T09:07:00-05:00

practice was ok.....

ha...i just saw the awesomest ad with all these ppl singin this one rap and this big lady was like yo yo....

eww now i saw an ad for that nip/tuck show...ugh its kinda gory....i mean for me, i like gruesome bruises and scabs and scrapes or whatever, but like needles and blood or like when they withdraw blood and ya see it thats just....*shudder*ugh....

aaaaanyways.....every time i ask when winterball starts i never get a straight answer, just we'll call you....i want to kno! just a general month like august...or september? cuz if i have to go a month without softball and school,
A) i bet i'll gain weight
and
B) my parents will be on my case all the damn time to get out of the house and my best friend is going to hawaii....

so thats some bad crap...i'll just have to sit in the yard and tan all the time....who knows...maybe ill be tan by the time school starts.....

probably not...

just the hourly update

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-23T06:07:00-05:00

so.....burned my finger before dinner. dinner, which was crap. i dont understand how they still expect me to eat it when they've made this shit 5 times before and i have never eaten it! like are they really that stupid? well that was a dumb question.

"plus i got suspended once for uhh.............lets see............i was ringleader of a conspiracy hate crime. or conspiracy ringleader of a hate crime. or a hate crime conspiracy ringleader.

yep. thats going on my business card."

haha that was from my other blog. im not usin it tho anymore. if anyone wants to be fred.mindsay....whatever lemme know....cuz its just sittin there in cyber space.

"we cant depend on your excuses, cuz in the end its fuckin useless"
love that song... man overboard - blink182, and come on ppl they're not as bad as avril....

ya kno what i hate on these quizzes is they have the punk/gothic answers and its like "i dress diffferently to not conform" but think about it theres prolly at least 50 others in your state and like 500 in the country who also say that and look just like you.

if ya really want to be different, walk around naked. That, my friends, is non-conformation! cept ya also could get arrested but the hell with the cops, youre a non-conformist! .....right?

thats all i got to say on the subject. thank you and goodnight.

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-23T09:07:00-05:00

ok i know its a little soon for another update, but--- actually it is never too soon for another update. so here it is:
doo doo doo.....

so im going to alicias tomorro! yayness. we're gonna walk to subway if its not like super dee duper hot(why am i talking like a freak)...i think the temp was supposed to drop soon, it rained this mornin a little. its always fun at her house we....skateboard down the hill....watch the messed up weirdo kids....vandalize government property.....light fires.....just the normal stuff...

the joys of summer vacation.....

--later days--

dum dee dum dum dum.....

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-24T08:07:00-05:00

well im back!

so on to alicias house.... ok well i got there at 11:30 and we did some quizzes before jessica came. then we made some crappy mac n cheese and we tried to get neil to come to the new subway with us but he couldn't come so i was like screw sanwiches i want ice cream! so jessica was like lets go to baskin robbins! so we did and there we met dale and travis cuz they saw our away message and decided to come cuz ther like 3 minutes away and we were walkin like 2 blocks.

so at baskin robbins, we were sittin outside wavin to passer-bys and this psychotic mexican lady inside would not stop starin at us....anyways we had like a food fight....but s'all good. so after like an hour we walked back and alicia almost got hit by a car.

well, im gonna eat and then go start packin cuz we're drivin up to tahoe for our last tourny tomorrow.

-later days-

Yay!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-24T10:07:00-05:00

Yay! its a new update! yay!

ok here the fo shizzle dizzle:

karey made a new update complete with a quiz about me! MY VERY OWN QUIZ!(except my name is spelled wrong) and ya kno what the funny thing is? she said something about hating her and stuff and that its fine cuz we're still thinking of her? well its a double standard: now i have my very own quiz thanks to her! ISN'T THAT GREAT?! check it out!

ahh your a catlin lover i must kill you

Do you hate catlin?
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haha...I LOVE IT!!!!!!

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-27T09:07:00-05:00

HI HO DIGGITY, IM BACK!

well well well.....

anyways...i'll update it all later....

hang tight dooooods

the update

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-27T10:07:00-05:00

okee dokeeeeee i wrote some stuff on friday while we were driving to incline(tahoe kinda) so here it is:

4:03 p.m.
Forgot how much I don't like nature. seriously, i'm sick of it. I prefer my suburbia over trees, rocks, and dirt. as far as the eye can see. it kinda smells funky here... anyways...
well i mowed the lawn before we left. Fortunately, I didn't take out any sprinklers this time. but they did seek revenge on me. halfway through, im walkin along in the muddiest part of the yard and all of a sudden I'm seein a ton of rainbows and stuff flying through the air and im like wtf- and i tried to run but the mower kinda got stuck since it was so muddy....

thats probably going to be the most exciting thing to happen to me for awhile.

4:16 p.m.
Ya know what? I should live in Texas. Not the open range or anything, but I keep sayin y'all all the time and I'm good with heat. and california's kinda in a mess right now. what with governor recall and like an 8 billion defeceit(i have no clue how to spell that word). hey my friend's sister is playing in texas now for nationals or somethin... anyway i know one thing, i will never live in florida...its chalk full of damn snakes and lizards and gators and bugs and such... but i guess texas is too minus the gator part. i almost ran over a snake on my bike once...but thats beside the point, which is...I wanna live in Michigan.

now for the weekend post...

::drum roll:: MY SUPER FANTASTIC WEEKEND!(Friday)

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-27T11:07:00-05:00

ok i don't think super fantastic is right, but it sounded sooo awesome in my head.

ok so friday night i met up with amy and lindsay at the hotel which was called Cal\Neva cuz its built on the state line which is funny cuz on the nevada side its all gmbling but the california side is like boring and theres a pool with the line down the middle and this little girl was like I'm in Nevada! ::swam:: I'm in California! hehe anyways, we went to the crappiest arcade where almost everything was out of order and i am the air hockey master so we played that forever and then we ate and started counting "Dad Jokes" which are bad jokes my dad makes(and amy's dad had one, but my dad's the king of weird/geekyness(geekiness?)). ok, I'll explain them all:

1. "Would like some burger with your ketchup?" - i ordered a burger medium-rare cuz i dont like it red, but i hate blackened parts but it came kinda black and crunchy so i was drowning out the bad flavor with ketchup.

2. "I'm inclined to go to Incline" - possibly the stupidest dad joke ever, its kinda self-explanatory, cuz we were playin in Incline but our hotel wasn't in Incline....

3. " It was bunt with eyes!" - proclaimed after i laid down the bunt of all bunts, the miracle bunt, the bunt to save them all....it went towards the 3rd base lineand was going foul so no one picked it up, but then it like changed directions and rolled fair before it hit the line, so i was safe and the runner advanced.

4. ok this one needs pre-explaning...Amy saw ants in her house or something and told her dad, hey i saw some ants and her dad said:
"But were there any Uncles?" - possibly the funniest dad joke

ok so back to friday night. we went back to the arcade after eating and played more air hockey and after we were done we sat at a table to talk and played around with this 5 yr old named harrison.

anyways, at like 1:30 in the mornin this lady was like yelling in our hallway and my dad got pissed and went out and tol her to shut up and she got mad and was like saying all this crap to the door about how her bf was a hells angel and had connections to the italian mafia and more crap. and then later they "got their groove on" as alicia put it in her blog.....god it was so...strange, its not like you could hear thumping, but ya could hear the guy moaning it was gross yet hilarious.
but thats cutting into saturday morning, so on to the next installment!

MY SUPER FANTASTIC WEEKEND!(Saturday)

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-27T11:07:00-05:00

so i walked the first time. and the second time too. and then i bunted the miracle bunt, bunt of all bunts, etc.(see Dad Joke "3) so we won whoopty-doo. our cheer: "Oink Oink, Moo Moo, We enjoyed playing you, Rebels Rebels Yay!"( cuz they were the rebels) and our next game was at 3:10 so we went to eat at subway and all that fun stuff and i think we went back to the arcade and played MORE air hockey lol.

so the next game we played the saints, who i hear are from really close to where i live. anyway they have a good shortstop and ours(Lindsay) made some errors lol, i keep mentioning them and make her a little mad again. and i caught a ball in center field! like i watched it go up and moved to where i figured i would catch it but as it came down, all of a sudden all i could see was SUN! so i was like "WHOA" and moved to the side and closed my eyes but kept my glove out and i caught it i guess. it was strange and amy(who plays second), her mouth was gaping open.

we just sat around and ate lollipops till it was time to warm up again when there was a big dark ugly cloud and it started to sprinkle and amy was afraid of lightning so we threw for maybe 5 minutes and for the rest of the half hour we rolled around in the grass and played games and stuff. needless to say, we lost(13-0 to the Crossfire).

and that about wraps it up for Saturday's games.

MY SUPER FANTASTIC WEEKEND!(Sunday)

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-28T12:07:00-05:00

the final installment:

ok well i caught the first game and actually threw out a girl attemptin to steal second. my first hit went past the short and third basemen as usual with my hits, but the other two were crappy pop ups. i dont care, cuz we won 9-4, most thanks going to that ol buddy ol pal Lindsay who got a HOME RUN!!!. that makes up for her 3 errors saturday. the next game wasnt till 3:45 so we all just ate an chilled.

so we got back for warm up and basically just ended up sittin around. me an lindsay played volleyball with a red wiffle ball until we got bored and i attmepted to teach her how to juggle. she actually ended up not too bad. so we ended up playing none other than the Crossfire again. and it was on this like adult field so outfielders played on the dirt cuz the infield was huge. there was also a deep gap behind the catcher and the backstop mostly filled with grass which helped stop the ball i guess, but was bad for pass balls.

so, i caught in the 1st inning and almost ALMOST caught a pop up back to the right of home plate but i should've flipped my glove over. my first hit was straight to the third baseman, who was this black girl who thought she was totally ghe-tto(as told by Lia) and thought she was all that. we next time i was up to bat, i swung at the first pitch(i always do, its kind of a bad habit of mine) and managed a grounder straight down the 3rd base line past Miss Ghettolicious, but as i got to second the third base coach was tellin me to keep goin and i looked out and saw the left fielder chasin the ball and i was like, "Whoa, it was only a crappy grounder..." but i slid into third safe and noticed Miss G. playin the line more and i almost laughed. made it to home on the next hit.

so then i got sent to center field where i miraculously caught another ball that left field or shortstop prolly shoulda had, but whatever, it got the out. but then i was put BACK at catcher and i think we did okay, but that inning, one freakin ball got by me but since the backstop was so far back, the girl on third scored and they called it game cuz i guess they were home team and it was some run rule.

overall, a good day: got a triple, threw out girl at second(tho thats not unusual), and friend got a homer.

So, our final season standings: 5 and 42 (thats wins first, losses second)

MY SUPER FANTASTIC WEEKEND(the trip home)

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-28T02:07:00-05:00

ok ok, i know i said the last one was the last installment, but i had some awesoooome stuff from the trip home. scratch that i lied. it's not awesome. but here it is anyway!!!

CA has some of the most screwed up whacko billboards. take, for example, one i saw. it said:
"There's a boat in your bedroom."
yea...

the other billboard was for some marie callendars or whatever and it had four plates with pie slices on them and above them it read:
"Keep your eye on the pie."
but someone had crossed out pie and wrote ROAD. i just thought that was great

anyway i forgot to mention, in the hotel, the Do Not Disturb signs had like 5 languages on them and the second one said "No Moleste". i just loved that. so every time i was walking with my friends and saw one i was like NO MOLESTE!!!

that's all fer now...

hell-O!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-28T08:07:00-05:00

well im bored and so decided to update the ol bloggo.

ummm so on the way back from my bass lesson i saw this like 37 or something year old lady like boppin to the beat in her car as she passed us on the highway. and i thought it was the funniest thing until my dad did something similar 20 minutes later. i told yall hes dweeby. but me an him talked about cars like what i should accept that i'll be stuck with once i start driving. i always wanted some type of jeep but i can kiss that goodbye. they dont trust me to drive safe. dont blame em. i'll just drive their cars or make them keep drivin me everywhere, i dont care, less work for me. tho their driving sucks pretty bad sometimes.

hm hm hmmmm im just sittin here with a highlighter in my mouth....humming imaginary songs....

fun times ahead.

Quizzin Fo Shizzin

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-29T05:07:00-05:00

Well Hidy Ho!

Neil made a quiz today! Yall just gots ta take it. Fo Shizzle.

I'm a Demigod

What Does Neil Think of You?
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BOW BEFORE ME MORTAL BEINGS!
haha i sounded like one of those gaming nerds.

Well I must be goin, catch ya later.

Well Shiver Me Timbers...

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-30T02:07:00-05:00

Ahoy tharr Mateys!

O what a swashbucklin adventure was had today me buckos. I was acrossin the ship to get some whiskey(cherry 7up) when out thy porthole i saw none other than the great white shark(AKA fat brown squirrel)! well, I ran to my trusty 1st mate, Princess Isabella(AKA my lazy dog) and we chased the lily-livered monster out of yonder ocean(my backyard).
The first mate then proceeded to take a dump o'er the edge.

Aharr, later days me buckos....

Well hello hello

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-30T03:07:00-05:00

Hey hey buckos,
been quizzin away and i gots some more results fer yall. includin ....DANTES INFERNO!!!!.....::dun dun DUN::

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Old School Punk, u dress how u want, u listen to
good music, way to go!

What kind of punk are you?
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Hooligan Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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-later days-

O MY GOD

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-07-30T10:07:00-05:00

IM THE DAMN BORDEST PERSON ON THE ENTIRE EARTH. THE ENTIRE THING. ALL 30 TRILLION PPL. YEA THATS RIGHT. I'M THAT BORED. I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING BREAKING AN ARM JUST TO SPICE THINGS UP.

come to think of it thats not a bad idea as it is the off season and I can't play any of the school's fall sports. golf i considered but then my parents said it was actually kind of competitive and you're supposed to try. I was like...Oh...my dreams....crushed. i think i could get away with breaking my left arm...i'd never hear the end of it, making some lame excuse that i fell off the bed or something....

anyone got a good idea how to break an arm in the general vacinity of your own home? i can't climb onto the roof i'm too short for anything that drastic....sides there's raccoon sized rats up there i swear....

comment. for sanity's sake.

more quizzes

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-01T09:08:00-05:00

here's some quizzes, enjoy.

YOU ARE MARRIED TO A WoODCHUCK!!!

what's YOUR deepest secret?
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You are the aposable thumb! You are very decisive,
intelligent, and perhaps a little arrogant.
You're not afraid to speak your mind.

Which Digit are you?
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don't worry not EVERYONE hates you. i mean no one
can be friends with everyone. if someone hates
you its probally a grudge match or unsettled
bussiness.

*gasp* do people hate YOU?
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You are an orange Starburst. Laid back, relaxed,
and comfortable, your flexible personality is
very appealing to those around you. You have a
good sense of humor and are fun to hang out
with because you can be spontaneous. Just make
sure you stay loyal to the plans that you do
make in advance; nobody likes to be ditched.

Which Starburst flavor are you?
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well have fun with those.

Hell-O!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-02T05:08:00-05:00

ha...Hell-O! as in the scene from Orange County....ANYWAYS....

ya kno, reading all these other ppl's blogs i come across a million references for BAND CAMP. Now come on ppl, you're giving your fellow bloggers a bad name here. By talking about band camp all the time, you're making normal ppl believe we're all nerds, when the truth is, only about 80% of us are nerds.

Anyways, I had the weirdest/coolest dream last night. actually this mornin as i woke up at 6:30 to go to the bathroom and then slept till 11:30. Ok, so I was at a tournament with i guess my future high school team, cuz two of the ppl in my dream i knew would be on my h.s. team. anyways we warmed up forever and the other team got there late and then there were no umps. and we lost so i was walking back to the car with my dad and the parking lots were down escalators and i went to the east one and he went to the north, but the car was in the east and i had the keys and i turned around and he wasn't there so i saw his cell phone, but figured he didnt have one w/ him and my mom was half an hour away and he prolly had already caught a cab so i started driving down the highway. and i finally was almost home, but the closest way was to take a u-turn, which i don't know how to do and frankly don't care to try, so instead i turned right and went to the next stoplight where i turned left onto a side road and into a plaza. naturally, i had little money and i didn't want to pay, so of course I....robbed a kwik-e mart in a giant killer bunny costume. i didn't have a gun or anything, everyone was just afraid of the killer bunny. haha.

so then i went home. home was weird too but i don't care to explain, i just liked the killer bunny part.

i woke up in a good mood tho, cuz i got to drive, even if it was in my dreams. i was gonna update earlier, but i can only login at 1:30 and i had to go to home depot with my dad to get lumber for this stupid bench we're building for my mothers "Herb Garden" which i think is gay cuz the last bench only lasted 7 years. i think all the plants look just fine on the ground. anywaywe sat in the parking lot for like half an hour trying to get the wood securely in the truck which was embarassing as hell. anyway thats what ive been doing most of the day...sitting around and holding stuff as my dad saws and hammers and whatnot. i did manage to kill this pain in the ass fly with my glove tho.

-more later-

WE'RE BACK!!!!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-03T05:08:00-05:00

yea!!! Alicias BACK!! and we're gonna get ya! unless....YOU TAKE MY QUIZ!!!

You're SWIPER the Fox! He's the real star! He
brainwashes little kids into stealing toys and
throwing them over fences! He also wears an
awesome blue bandana and matching gloves! If he
weren't so cool, I'd said he sounds kinda gay,
but we all know Boots is the real pansy! Swiper
is probably Bi, cuz he's a hotty with the
women, but wears a bandana much like Benny, his
supposed secret lover.

What DORA THE EXPLORER Character Are You?!(With Pics!)
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Its the BOMB DIGGITY!!! promote Dora! Take the Quiz!

Woohoo!!!

Mooooore Quizzes!!!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-04T01:08:00-05:00

well the title says it all.....more quizzes! and good ones i might add.

Wet Grass (with a fresh hint of dog poo)

What type of odorant are you?
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You are definately one of the most immature people
over the age of eight...You often are very
funny. However, sometimes, you go overboard and
people will tell you to grow up or get your
head out of the gutter...

Are You Immature?
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You're orange. You're strong and have the reflexes
of a tiger. You're overly protective, and
those skills come in handy... You're a natural
person, with a taste for natural foods (I mean
organic, here.). Well, that's not true.
...Just food in general! You're as quick-
witted as your reflexes, and sometimes
painfully logical. You love wild animals and
pets. (Preferably wild animals!) You're a
natural person, and a true child of Gaia.
You're a stimulating, and outgoing person. You
enjoy making people think, especially with your
infectiously spontaneous attitude. You're a
generally optomistic person, with a love for
showing off all of your good traits. Although
many people may see you as strung-out, or just
plain weird, you're very down-to-earth and
humble. You're incredibly sweet (as this
color's other name!), and you care about people
in general. As this color would describe,
you're energetic beyond all human
comprehension. You've got a nack for drawing,
and you enjoy it, too. When it comes to
school, you're a good listener with an even
better memory. You're studious... At least
when you need to be!

What color are you? (Amazingly detailed & accurate--with pics!)
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You are a Communist Squirel! They use their
"cuteness" to hypnotize humans to
get on there side without knowing! They are
loners but use hypnotism to help them take over
the world. They want to make the world a perfect
communism with no humans! Tho cute on the
outside they are very evil on the inside! Once
you get a perfect communism you will slowly
kill off all animals so you can have the world
for yourself! the animals think you are good
but really you will kill them too!

What Evil Animal You Would Be!(with pics)
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-later-

Poll time!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-04T02:08:00-05:00

SOL

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-05T06:08:00-05:00

well, feeling better, but 15 minutes before we hafta leave for practice, i find my shoulder's jacked up. pain in the ass, this like the worst day ever.

im wearing a santa hat.

well g2g....practice...wish me luck...

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-05T11:08:00-05:00

ok well, im in a much better mood now....except when i breathe, all the ribs on my right side hurt like bloody hell...gawd why do i always start talking like my friends....i dont have my own talking style tho...but if you read all my blog entries, you'll notice sometimes i have a theme in the beginning like howdy pardner or blimey mates!(hey thats a good one, i havent used it yet) and like arr me buckos...etc., oow- sorry I BREATHED. dammit this sucks.

anyways....the practice! well the head lady introduced us to the other coaches, who had worked with our team once and this one who always repeats his advice like 80 times was like "hmm...i remember caitlin, but lindsay...." and im sittin there laughing like oh shit. why do they always remember me? like is that a bad thing or a good thing?or am i just a memorable person? sometimes ppl say hi to me and i don't even know who they are or recognize them....then i feel kinda bad, but i'm like how did they know me?

anyways the practice....well i almost hit lindsay but it missed her by like 2 inches. then they split us into 2 groups of 4 cuz we only had eight ppl....i was in the catchers and pitchers group. i caught brandy and a girl named crystal who was a 7th grader at my old school caught stephanie. well we were sittin on buckets to catch and then they started a competition and whenever steph threw a bad pitch(which was quite often lol) and hit a bucket or something they'd give themselves points. we were totally losing when brandy all of a sudden bent over and looked like she was choking or something and it turns out she ate a bug, so we got 1,000 points for that. but they got in the lead again(totally cheating) and steph was like you're behind....but if you eat 9 bugs you can catch up! and it doesnt sound funny as i write it, but we couldnt stop laughing.

i had like the two shittiest at bats of my life before mister repeat was like "hands to the ball, dont move your head, hands to the ball, hands to the ball, etc." and i remembered that i changed my grip three weeks ago but i forgot. so then i did the right grip and got a hit and he took credit but whatever. he had the machine pretty high, everyones hits were up in the air. i dont care except i was supposed to be like a good player but the first two times the whole team saw me up to bat i struck out....lol and my dad was bugging me. id rather he go sit in the car. he made me wear a helmet when i was catchin and i was freakin on a bucket. the only time anything hits my head in a game is when the batter fouls it off in my face. i guess its good that it keeps my face from being disfigured or whatever but still....nothing came close to head head, my shins were probably in more danger.

aaaanyways....i'm sure none of you really care....sometimes i'm pretty sure i'm only really writing to myself in here, like who the hell would care how i did in practice? honestly...

Good Morning!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-06T04:08:00-05:00

Well, I just got up! 4:00 i know...but i had gotten up at 10:20 and ate breakfast and called alicia and got dressed and then i just went back to bed. i guess its cuz yesterday, i went to bed at 3:00 and got up at 8:20 and umm today i guess i couldn't sleep(cuz my shoulder) but i finally dozed off at like 5:00 and woke up at 10:20. so i really screwed up my sleep schedule thingy....and i just did even more sleepin from noon to 4.....now i won't get to sleep tonight till like 6:00....
anyways, i guess that means i don't have much to talk about cuz all i did was get dressed and go back to bed. so heres some quizzes.

hilarious: you are as funny as the cheekiest guys
in class and know everything thats happening on
TV and all the hot places to chill. you aren't
a typical bubblegum princess, you pride
yourself on your musical picks and your
attitude. sometimes you get carried away and
often get scolded for that, but otherwise if
people want to have fun then you're the person
they'll come to! you can be as girlie as
britney when you're in the mood and as hard
assed as pink when you want. your mates love
you for being so; fun, interesting and
unpredictable, you go girl!

what kind of girl are you?
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You are one of Alicia's best friends!! Of course
you probably already knew that anyway,
considering you're her best friend. But the
point is, you kick a lotta ass!

Does Alicia like you?
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well, thats it, have a good...whatever's left of the day...

righteous

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-08T01:08:00-05:00

well...another depressing softball practice. my hitting is so terrible at practices. but, we did this outfield drill where everyone lines up on one of the base lines and you run across the outfield one at a time and catch about 6 or 7 fly balls thrown by 3 coaches along the way. i guess with my speed and outfield skills this is the one thing i'm best at, as i caught every one thrown to me without resorting to sliding to make a catch...im not good at that, but if it comes down to it in a game, i would do it. but besides that...i'm not exceptional at anything with this team...i think its put me in a hitting slump....and naturally, i've never been great at infielding.

enough about that, tho...

i noticed today my mom says fucking with no accent on a certain part, just all one part. i, myself prefer fuckin, no 'ing'. karey says fuck-ING which is kinda annoying. i supposed that must sound stupid, but its the little things that count. and the only things i pay attention to,

im watchin lacrosse on tv. it looks interesting, i may try it in high school...which is getting ever closer. which reminds me...i saw this used car ad, and i realized i really cannot afford a car. it would take like 2 years of working without spending to possibly get anywhere close. i did pick up a penny at taco bell though today. once again, it all comes down to the little things.

Hey! Ahnold's running fer governor! if he makes it(which he will) he'll prolly live righthere in sacramento. i can see it now...."Welcome to Sacramento: Home of Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar", of course we'll all have to learn how to spell his name, but that's just a minor adjustment. OO i got a riddle!
"Michael J. Fox has a small one, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope has one but doesn't use it. What is it?"
Hey lookit that, i was pretty close to gettin the last name!(that riddle was copied from a more reliable source)(more reliable just means not me, cuz i'm to lazy to bother)

i guess that's about it
~Later Days~

Sorry

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-08T11:08:00-05:00

This is a special apology to Neil, because i deleted my previous entry, dealing with my parents ignorance and my attitude problem. if anyone was really that interested, i can prolly remember most of it so just ask. The main highlights:

-- Mother thinks shorts should only be bought at Big 5 or any sports store if they are part of the uniform. Practice shorts aren't so important, so we go to K-mart for those.
-- I get moody when i go grocery shopping(Specially this one time where some old hag was sitting right in front of my hot pockets in the frozen aisle just balancing her checkbook in her little scooter)
-- Mother got pissed at me for pointing out her bad 3 when we were taping a number on to my jersey for tomorrow and left me to do it myself...needless to say, My 3 kicked her 3's ass.
-- Mother dragged me into Victoria's Secret.(I totally protested & pleaded)(so embarassing)
-- Even more embarassing, mother was checking the softness of a fabric on a mannikan and had her hand down the mannikans pants...*sigh*

In Other News:
I shortened my buddy list today! i went from 136 to 113.
AND I used the phone last night! as Neil put it: "one small step for caitlin, one giant leap for mankind"

That's pretty much it, tho my apologies to neil once again, for deleting such a magnificent blog entry.

Fruit Punch + Slice = Fruity Goodness

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-09T06:08:00-05:00

well...i'm stalling, cuz i don't want to get up an take a shower. don't get me wrong, i smell i kno, i kinda want to shower, but it just takes too much effort to get up and all that crap, so i'm just kinda watchin football on tv...nothing exciting, just the 49ers, the Raiders are so much better.

O anyways, back to the smelling part, the reason i smell is cuz we had a tournament this weekend. i think i'm doing well as far as bonding with ppl i barely know. i finally got some good hits so they don't think i totally suck at bat, tho i batted 9th all day. i don't really care tho, it's kinda a nice break. since i caught some games and was lead-off batter i couldn't decide if i should have my helmet on or my catchers gear, cuz my team's too stupid to just decide to call visitors all the time, which is actually a better deal then home, cuz usually the team that scores first wins. so, i kinda didn't like my bat cuz it's prink(purple/pink) but it actually worked well as i got a double the first time i used it....well it shouldve been a double lol, but the asshole behind the plate called it foul. he was ancient, why they can't just put younger ppl out there is beyond me....i'd do it, i'm not bothered by heat and it's easy enough. but i got a double in the last game cuz i hit it to the third baseman, who grazed it with her glove, but my dad says it went so fast, you can't expect her to field it, so it wasn't an error. only one ball really got hit to me today too, i caught it kinda backwards and kinda hoppity....it was a bad jump, but hey got the out. anyway i'm sure none of you care, but i don't have much else to talk about other than mtv is ruining music.

sure, they can play justin timberlake and brittney and avril as much as they want, but don't go tryin to play stuff like less than jake and mest. it's fine if its just random music videos, but TRL should be destroyed, it's giving a bad name to good music.

anyways...i'm too weak/lazy/spaced out to do anything other than sit here and watch tv and maybe play some tunes. i had a line from dysentery gary(blink182) stuck in my head today during lunch with the team but i couldn't sing it out loud cuz it was all cussin. i wish i was taller. another random thought...today this one girl who talks a little much was talkin to me and i realized my glove is kinda shiny....o man! i discovered the awesomest drink combo at lunch today at the pizza place. ok i was stuck and couldn't decide between slice and hawaiian punch, so i was like hmm.....i'll just do both! and it actually takes pretty good...kinda fruity. on that note..

-Later Days-

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-10T04:08:00-05:00

k well, we won one game today...which is actually pretty good considering the team we lost to is a 14u team moving up in spring and we were only 12u playing up. basically 12s, 13s, & one 14 vs. 14s and 15s. actually, we only played 3 teams this weekend, but 5 games total. i made a good play in center in the first game and caught one in the second game. as far as hits...the first game i hit a line drive right to the center fielder and then this crappy hit to the third baseman. the second game, i hit a great foul ball down the left side each at bat, and got a hit to the outfield or shortstop both times, tho they threw me out on a turn around first the first time but it was bullshit, i was safe. we lost like 7-1 though.

anyways....my face and neck are all red from the stupid sun, so once again, i'm in a little pain, but it's my fault anyway.

Hey Neil, you're blogs the featured one in the channel. nice. mine never will be cuz i write about boring crap like this. maybe i'll just update less often, so i'll have better things to talk about, instead of sittin here eating nilla wafers and stuff.

-LaterDays-

For Emily's Sake

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-12T09:08:00-05:00

Jeez, Emily was pestering me to update so...here it is even with like nothing good to say.

Well, yesterday i went with my mom to my bass lesson and we had no food at home so i suggested we call in an order at our favorite chinese place and we could go shopping while they made the food. so we went shopping at a store i prefer not to mention. well, i got three shirts(woohoo!)(that was gay), but umm so then my mom was lookin for a robe so she found one, but then went to look for the matching pajamas, which we figured must be around. we found them, but it was a nightgown. a nightgown! so i was like well that matches...and her reply?

"I like to have something between my legs when i sleep" -- priceless...I could not stop laughing...

anyways, today i was rudely awakened at like 10:50 or something when the power went out so the smoke dector beeped and the back up battery for the cable and the computer under my desk beeped every 10 seconds. it was like
BEEP BEEP BEEP .............................................. BEEP BEEP BEEP...........................
so i got up and had some lucky charms, tho it was weird cuz when i opened the fridge for milk, the light didnt turn on....it was a once in a lifetime experience.

anywho....i vaccuumed most of the house and moved these damn plants so we could finally put in and finish this whole bench deal. and everything was going fine...i thought the plant's branch was still on my leg, tho i was starting to walk away, so i looked down....when ALL OF A SUDDEN.........THERE WAS THIS HUGE BUG ON MY LEG LOOKING RIGHT AT ME!!!!! naturally, i shook my leg like...like....a 70 year old with a case of bad seizures and flapped at it with my gloves. when i whacked it off, then i ran like hell, then there was this chair in my way so i leaped on to the bench, still running and flew into the garage, locking myself in!

*siiiiigh* so when we finished that my mom was fiixing all the plants and making a general fuss, so i mowed the dark, looming forrest of grass we call a yard. it was way past my ankles here people! so...i mowed it.....which i said....umm...BYE!

veins, monkeys, mailmen, Oh My!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-14T01:08:00-05:00

K well, it was time or another update. i do realize my comments link isnt working hahaha....i'l work on that stuff when i have the time. nevermind, i always have the time, just not the patience. im not really a computer person, so i get really abusive with my computer sometimes. ya kno what i realized as i was looking at the veins in the side of my foot?(am i the only one who can see the veins in the side of my foot?) I never apologize to people. at least not unless i physically hurt them or it was ike a stranger. i just reeeeaally dont like to apologize.
Cuz my dad apologized to me today, cuz he got really really mad at me last night cuz i didn't call like i said i would and then couldnt decide when to come home and then....it's a big mess i wont get into it. but as we left he was going like 60 mph down like side streets and yelling at me-with the windows open of course so any nearby pedestrians or automobilists could hear. i dont know what the scientific name for ppl who drive cars are, but i think i was close with that one. when we were like 1 minute away from home i realized i was gripping the car door so hard my knuckles were turning white. you would be too driving down normal roads at night going 50-60 miles an hour. i didn't go inside right afterwards cuz i had to take the garbage cans out front. then i lingered in the garage trying to figure out what to do, whereupon i eventually decided on...nothing. i just went to my room and thought about it for awhile and then ended up playing super smash bros to take out some anger. i did team battle against samus and donkey kong who i figured actually look kinda like my parents...except my mom isnt that tall and my dad doesn't wear a tie.
Come to think of it, i wanna play that right now....the Nfl Blitz i ordered should be coming within the next day, if not TOday...the mail comes in like 2 hours if he isn't as slow as he has been. we used to have this great mailman but then he was kidna old and had to have surgery and i guess wasn't going to be coming back, at least anytime soon, so we got like 20 other ppl, one who was so slow, the mail didn't come till like 6, he took like a 2 hour lunch break where he had himself a little picnic on the side of the road.
I guess that's it for now, i'll work on those links later today or tonight, but i'll just go back to gaming for now.
~Later Days~

P.S.

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-14T02:08:00-05:00

Well, that didn't take long, I'm pretty sure everything's fixed now. But I forgot to mention the FUN yesterday. Well, I went to Alicia's and we called Neil and Jessica and got them to come over, and we played this awesome teletubbies game, but like the 8th time we played it for some reason the time stopped, so we got to play as long as we wanted(i reloaded and switched weapons & Alicia shot em). so eventually we got hungry and walked to baskin robbins for waffle cones and then to the dollar store for candy. and then we rode the mechanical alligator outside. we can never resist those.
So then we went to TJMaxx...I'm not sure why, but we were walkin around and Alicia and Jessica decided to go to the women's underwear section, where we found a nice leopard-print thong that we just had to buy for a (guy)friend, but I was the only one willing to go up to the cash register and buy it.
After that, we walked home, eating our ring pops and some slim jims. Then, we divided up all the little gumballs we got and proceeded to chew as many as possible. I blew a few bubbles as big as a 10 year olds head. We watched queer eye for the straight guy when Alicia's mom came home and made the others leave so only Alicia and I saw Boy meets Boy....a big disappointment...he voted off both our favorites. then we played in the garage until something got broke and went back inside to watch Brendan Leonard or whatever and then the little league softball championships...as close game as well as a funny and crappy one. Then we ate and my dad came and the real fun began.

NONE!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-15T11:08:00-05:00

yea! NO SUBJECT! LIVIN THE WILD LIFE! WOOHOO! ok well...we watched Dead Like Me, and then my dad made me put the clothes from the washer into the dryer. simple enough right? WRONG! My mother must make an absolute point that i MUST, i repeat MUST shake each and every article of clothing before putting it in the dryer! SHAKEN! NOT STIRRED! so, just to emphasize her point, i take out every piece of clothing one by one and have a freakin seizure over it~ spinning, flailing, jumping, tossing, throwing....until I am absolutely certain that that thing is shaken! Shaken! Shake well my friends....shake well...

rancidrancid

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-19T12:08:00-05:00

well well well.....only one last week till school kicks back up...for me anyways, i know alot of ppl began today(like my weird::read-pain in the butt:: cousin) well she was a pain last time i saw her but that mustve been like 5 or 6 years ago. aaaanyways...
went to a party today...good times... guess what i watched yesterday?!!!! FRIDAY THE 13th! parts 6 and 7; Jason Lives and The New Blood. I just love slasher movies... they're so awesome... but freddy vs jason is a waste of time, neither ever dies...there's just no point(though jason is better-i didnt say he'd win, i just said he's better, cuz everyone knows neither wins, duh). I still wanna see the movie though, but all the guys i know are like no grind is awesome but all the girls are like thats the gayest movie ever. can't say i disagree, its more retarded than helen keller, i mean come on... now don't come arguing to me cuz i could care less if you think its great or whatever, so just don't bother.
In other news...schedule pick-up and pics tomorrow, ooo can't wait....not. ok, i dont even like using that stupid saying, but it was the only way to properly convey my true sarcasm and distaste for the learning arts.
Guess who's on a new adventrue and is heading to your town? DORA!!!! o, by the way, i suppose you were wondering about my little uhh title...subject....rancidrancid, well i just happened to once again see the ad for their new cd, which i am highly anticipating besides the fact that it has explicit lyrics which basically reads im screwed. there's two chances of me gettin that cd - slim and none. i did manage to get one cd with the warning label recently, but i guess my thumb must've been covering the label... which was actually my grand plan, except even i did not notice it had the warning.
anyway, it's about time i wrap this up, i never have anything good to say anyways. makes me wonder why i bother.
- later days -

THE Worst Day Ever

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-19T10:08:00-05:00

well i guess i should start from the beginning....(note this is my interpretation of the whole day)
got up early so we could pick up alicia and head over to the initial thing to get our schedules and id cards and pictures and whatever. so we got there and did everything nd finished pretty early...prolly had about half an hour till my mom was coming to pick us up.(me an kelsey finished earlier, but alicia took longer). we sat down for awhile and then alicia started saying she was bored and wanted to leave. i of course have no cell phone cuz my parents are tools, so i used hers to call home- no answer(my dad was away on a business trip) called her cell- no freakin answer. kelsey called her mom who lives like seriously 2 minutes from the school(that's with time for the traffic light). so kelsey said we could go to her house and have a drink or eat and my mom could pick us up form there. i really thought it better to stay but alicia reeeally wanted to go so being the spineless retard i am, i agreed. we went to her house and had some soda and then i called my mother's cell again.
she of course was pissed cuz she said she had been there for 20 minutes(she came 10 minutes early. it might've helped to have told me she would be early before we decided to leave, figuring we had time) so, i could tell she was pretty pissed off after i gave a hurried explanation. but man, when me an alicia got in the car, she drove like a suicide racer or something. she yelled while alicia was in the car, which i was surprised at tho it was not really yelling, it was the very mad tone of voice. but after alicia left, she screamed at the top of her lungs at me, saying she wanted to freakin strangle me. then she yelled DAMMIT so loud she was practically shaking, at which point i pretty much broke down. i don't hold well against yelling... some childhood thing probably cuz my dad lost his temper a lot more back then and i've pretty much always hated it when they yell at me... it's just a thing i guess, plus it's not like i'm allowed to even talk back much less argue my point.
back to it though, so she ended up saying that she "didn't want to see my fucking face" and i should stay in my room for the rest of the day(lemme remind you i hadn't eaten all day except one orange soda). she came back to clarify that kelseys mom had taken me home and then called her and came back and said kelss mom said something different than me, when she didn't it's just my mom has serious listening problems unless it's another adult... with me though, it obviously doesn't matter cuz she twists everything i say or just doesn't listen at all.
we wrapped it up at 2 or something though, so i was finally able to eat, but i haven't had dinner today either and it's 11 now. i dunno, when i'm mad i really don't feel like eating.... i actually feel more nauseus when im mad like that. so, i really didn't feel like going back to kels's to go with them to the freshman camp tonight. it ended up being pretty good, though no one has seen or heard of any maps so we're pretty much screwed come the first day of school. we even had an orientation period where they walked us around, but i had no clue what was what, nor did i feel like listening.
so i got back home, this time succesfully waiting for the pick up, tho there was some confusion cuz i was lookin for the wrong car because my MOTHER told me SHE was picking me up. AND SHE SAYS I LIE!(which i don't! she calls things lying, when really they're not and she twists around what i'm saying to fit her needs anyways). so when i was home of course she had to come in my room and act all nice and pretend to listen and take interest in what she was asking about. but when it came time that i mentioned alicia, she took the opportunity to launch her planned speech that while thinking over my more recent and total explanation of what happened, she thinks alicia may be a bad influence on me. and then asked me if we drank alcohol at her house ......? i don't see how she can get so mad at me if she doesn't trust me in the first place!
so, now i find i am grounded for the rest of the week now! along with what she said earlier about forgetting any more shopping trips(i guess i'll be wearing my meager supply of shorts all winter) which also means no new shoes, which i desperately need. i aaaalso can't go to jimmy's birthday party...the one thing i was really looking forward to this week.
i could tell you if she was put in my position, she would've done the same thing. she doesn't even bother to try to see things my way. and if they just let me have a cell phone, i can guarantee you, the situation wouldn't have been half as bad cuz then she can, get this, Actually call me and know where i am!
i know that was long and stupid but i had to do it, so kudos to anyone who actually made it this far.

Attention, All Neil C's! report to this blog immediately!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-20T04:08:00-05:00

ok well, we were going to get new shoes today, but because once again i am in trouble even though i really tried not to be, no new shoes. i'll just bust these up. i dont care. my mother never listens to me anyways. which is why i now have no student body cardm which means i pay mroe than everyone else whose parents do care. and ya kno what? half of the reasons i am in trouble revolves around my friends, specifically Alicia. Alicia, who my mom is now mad at. have fun Alicia, cuz ya know what? it's your fault too so deal with it. i always get punished a ton, when my friends are the ones who get me in a shitload more trouble than i would've been in. and then don't apologize half the time. anyways, i'm just gonna stop complaining cuz i sound like a pain in the ass, not unlike some people i know.
in conclusion, i am now grounded for the rest of the week, no shopping whatsoever for a month, no student body card, and i can't go to jimmy's party. neil if you read this, can ya tell him when ya get there?
but wait! there's more yet. why do some people think fire trucks are their own personal escort? ppl are such a pain in the ass. my mother for one, me and my friends for two, ppl who want to be my friend but are so annoying for three.i think that basically covers everyone on the planet, cuz ppl who don't want to be my friend are just normal.

You've Got Mail - the yahoo remix

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-20T08:08:00-05:00

ugh, well i just went through and deleted 225 emails! or 205....can't remember but it ended up being more anyways cuz they just kept coming in. dunno why it happened, i haven't had my spam guard thing on the whole time and all of a sudden BAM 225 new emails! so i had to delete in masses. it was a right massacre. darn tootin.
guess what i did yesterday?! i ate something out of the trash. seriously i hadn't had dinner or breakfast and my mom told me to take out the trash and there was some popcorn on a plastic bag. now hang on a minute, it's not like my trash bags are caked with spaghetti sauce or gravy or beans or something, it was a perfectly clean top half of the trash bag. i'm not dead and i really wouldn't care if i was anyways.
went to the doctor's office today for some moles i have, though none are serious so s'all good. besides that, i jsut played nfl blitz all day, trying out all the codes and stuff. i did the code for huge head and then i did the one for headless team, and i tell ya it don't work....maybe i should do headless team and then huge head and see if it works....that's great cuz then when i change players a head just like pops up out of nowhere. i'll go try that, you go read other blogs and anxiously await my next post.

another strange day...

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-22T12:08:00-05:00

Alicia alicia alicia..... i liked your profile... i wanted to see if ppl would believe you were in retardation. anyways, you're missing a very important part of your interests category. i won' tell you that though, so moving on....
I couldn't go to jimmy's party tonight, but i guess you all knew that if you actually read this. so instead i went to a softball practice/tryout/practout but it started raining so we took a break but then it stopped so we went back out but it started again right when i was hitting.... more like up to bat, cuz i certainly wasn't hitting very well. my damn shoulder also popped out of place again, pain in the ass that is. anyways, after practice we went to the burger king near our house.... it really needs to be redone or something it looks like it came out of the 70's and not in a good way. anyways back way up to this morning....
i got up around 11:45 after laying in bed awhile pondering the great unknown(such as how am i going to find my way to class if the damn school doesn't give the freshmen maps). so i watched some tv, but then an hour-long show that i had only seen the end of came on so i watched that. then i ate lunch which constructed of a very well made tuna sandwhich if i say so myself. i emptied the dishwasher and then decided to go out and mow the lawn.
well i got out there with the mower but was immediately confronted by a dog terd/turd(i don't know i can't spell). so i went and got the shovel nd decided to scan the whole yard for em just in case. so i made my way around the right side and even saw a deer through our fence. tha back of our property borders a bicycle path and the vast yonder grasslands(that was sarcasm for those of you who aren't familiar to california suburbs). anyways i started back up the left side passing the bird feeder when i spot what first appears to be an old turd but later reveals itself to be.... a dead bird!
now don't get me wrong, we've had our fair share of suicide bombers crashing into our back doors, but this one apparently managed to make it a little further. unfortunately making it just into the yard, which since i am mowing, becomes my respinsibility. so naturally i freak out and head for the back door. my mom comes out and i told her about her little friend and she says, well pick it up. so i make the utter look of disgust hoping she would do it instead since she apparently gets along well with dead animals. probably becuz they can't see or hear her, otherwise they would run too. so... my dad hears the commotion or just eavesdrops... i cant tell but he suggests i mow it, saying it would be sucked into the bag. ok that's just grosser and besides it was near the patio i didnt want to wreck the mower on the pavement. so, i just went ahead and left it there to go mow the rest of the lawn.
so i finished the yard and am then left to dispose of the ant-ridden carcass. the only thing that could be worse would have to be dealing with rat or snake bodies, cuz man this was gross. their little talons and wormy legs freak me out. not normally, just when they're attached to Dead Animals. so i put on some heavy duty gloves(just in case) and rolled out the green waste bin. i also contemplated bringing the long-handled shovel but it's only really used for dirt & rocks, etc. so i got the normal, poopy shovel and headed out. i managed to overcome my gag reflex and jittery nerves and push the body a few times before scooping it up and flicking it into the bin as fast as freaking possible. i was afraid i'd overshot it too, but luckily it made it in.
so we had to leave way early before practice to go to the vets a put Ruby down. i was basically the only one who didn't really cry or sniff alot. i wasn't that close to her. my mom wasn't supposed to get close to her because we got her when she was pretty old anyways. but my dad was sniffly and my mom was crying and i was stuck standing in the corner for like an hour because theres only one damn chair in the room. i'm not totally heartless, yea, it was sad, cuz she still had the passion to live, her body was just giving out on her, but i promised myself i wouldn't cry or anything. but when yea feel death coming it does make your stomach churn.
anyways... i guess that was a bad note to end on, but i already told you bout the rest, so you can jolly well go on your jolly ol way wot?
-toodles-

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-22T02:08:00-05:00

yea so... what's with the weather? it was like raining in august. in california. thunder and lightning too. we rarely get that down in tha valley.
stayed up till like 3 or 4 and then woke up at 7:20 when it was thundering again. maybe it was just my mom cutting the cheese. you never know with her. then i woke up at 9:30 again when i guess both parents left the house and put on the alarm so the dogs started howling. they always do that, even though half the time one of em forgets the car keys and goes back inside and yells at them for howling. normally they don't stop unless i physically get out of bed and jump into plain sight and tell them to shut up. but today i just yelled from where i was. too lazy. then i got out of bed at 12:55.
i didn't know i had slept so late but now its like 2:15 and i haven't eaten lunch or breakfast or whatever, cuz for some reason i'm not hungry. like i think about food and it sounds delicious, but i don't think i could eat a whole sandwhich or anything. and lunch takes up like an hour of my day, so i'm kinda bored. yea i'm a slow eater. unless it's something i really like, like this one homestyle bakes or whatever and it's chicken and mashed potatoes. you have to try it. seriously anyone who's reading this now, please next time you go to the grocery store, just try it, its the most delicious thing you'll ever eat. trust me, it's good. and less greasy than fattening hot pockets, though those are yummy too. i feel like having a vanilla shake right now. but we don't have any so the best i can do is make some chocolate milk. until next time...
-later days-

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-23T03:08:00-05:00

well, seeing as none of my friends have updated in... a day, i take it upon myself to uphold the honor...duty.... i don't really know what word i wanted there.
well well well.... we havent talked since my dead bird incident. my mom's going to like some adult lady sleepover party tonight which is great. no it's not like a lesbian thing, but hell it gets her out of the house.
maaan school starts in 2 days. 2! and i think my dad won't be home so i'll have to deal with my mother again. i don't even know where my first class is. but once i get there, my friends givin me a map. at least i'll be doing something and seeing my friends. it's a good thing a few friends have birthdays over the summer so you can still see at least a few people. my schedule is the bomb diggity. i know at least one person in every one of my classes including pe. here they are, me included.
1 - ceramics - 4 people
2 - spanish - 5-7 people
3 - pe - 2 people
4 - history - 6-7 people
5 - alg 2 - 3 people
6 - english - 7 people
and that's just the people i already know will be there. sorry, that was totally boring. i just vaccuumed my room and part of the hall cuz i spilled cheetos in my room and they left like a cheese pile. i should stop eating. at lunchtime i'm not hungry anymore and i don't eat breakfast. then i want to eat at 4-5 and then i want to eat at 11. and for some reason i get really full when i eat fast food even if i don't eat that much. i'm afraid maybe i'm outgrowing my taste for fast food. but if that happened, what would i eat? precisely. nothing. i'd be some sick scrawny freak. i guess the skinny part is good, but.... whatever.i can hardly remember all i said right now and i don't really want to go back and look it over so you ppl are getting the unedited, real me.
did you know our pe shirts are white? i hate white. i never wear white. ever. and now we have to wear white pe shirts. maybe it'll just be an all girl class or at least no hot guys. cuz i look so dumb in white.i know the first day of school will be bad. like the school part will be okay except maybe pe and lunch and finding 1st period, but i know my mom won't be able to find me after school and she'll get all mad again. see, i was just gonna walk home with friends and my parents could pick me up there, but on mondays i have bass lessons pretty much right after school. plus, i need to talk to alicia about this schedule thing as i asked where we should meet before school but of course she wasn't listening so i don't know where to find her or my first class. sorry my blogs always end up kinda random.
-later days-

school...

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-25T10:08:00-05:00

first day back on the job.... as i like to call it anyways.
1st period sucked butt. the teacher is kinda stupid like called roll twice and took pictures of everyone(?!) so she could "remember names" or something. and i found i could stick my pencil under the desk cuz there was this fat wad of gum... im next to alicia and kaitlin & stephanie and cameron are also at my table. the teacher hates freshmen for no reason though. shes kinda a lunatic. and we actually finally dont have to say that damn pledge of allegiance. i hate that and becuz im not too religious, i dont like the god part being in there, cuz its kinda ignorant of the christian people i think. but no one cares what i think so on o period 2.
period 2 was hell cuz the teacher has a heavy accent and doesnt talk very loud so it's hard to understand her and it just makes ya wanna sleep. besides the fact that all day we just went over class rules.
period 3 - just pe, so nuthin special
period 4 - boring crap, i got there late too so i had to sit near the front, and the teacher kept trying to wow everyone with her amazing talent for remembering kids older siblings.... whoop de doo.
period 5 - there were seriously like juniors and maybe a senior in this class, so it made me feel stupid. i kinda felt like they all hated us freshmen cuz we're like smart or something. im not even that smart, i dont know how i got there.
period 6 - definitely the funnest class, we got like a ton of awesome ppl and my friends in that class. but the teacher's kinda insane and has really dry humor i guess. seriously he talks about like he would get frustrated and want to gnaw on his pets so he gave them away and got wooden pets... stephanie who sits next to me again laughed all the time when no one else was laughing much less even listenin and everyone near us would stare at her. i'd have to say stpehanie... that wasnt funny.
anyways.... later days

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-26T04:08:00-05:00

2nd day back... ya know i actually wasn't nervous yesterday? and today it feels like i've been doing this for years... except yesterday i got to english fast but today i got there slow... prolly cuz i have to follow ppl, i tend to move pretty fast compared to the cow herds at our school when im alone, but i was kinda following other ppl from one class to another, so i wouldnt have to think about where i was going. all these other kids with like black backpacks think they're punk or something with afi and greenday patches on their backpacks and i'm like... Fags.
once again we did nothing in ceramics... i stuffed my backpack in an empty locker for fun. FUN. thats how boring it is. we all handed in checks and stuff to pay for materials, and it took her like half an hour to make out all the receipts even tho someone had already written out part of the check FOR her. 2nd period... better than yesterday but we had to pair up with ppl and present each other to the class. (?!) its so stupid and then we have to get spanish nicknames. i liked peanut... but i wanna get Mano which means 'bro' and this girl i know will get whatever means dude. back to mano tho, i want it cuz its what ppl have called me before, cuz its the last half of my last name and theres a trillion caitlin/kaitlin/kaitelyns etc. everywhere. i tend to say brah tho not bro... i kno im boring you all. so on to thrid period.
3rd period... ahh the highlight of my day. basically each of the pe classes sits in a corner of the gym and stays on the bleachers the whole time. the whole time. so also pretty boring except lindsey got hungry so a girl gave her some goldfish and in her desperation in trying to open the packet, it burst and goldfish went flying everywhere. kinda sad, cuz its a new basketball floor in there too, but its not like anyone walks around under the bleachers.
4th period.... hmm o yea, history.... the teacher has a fake guillotine in her room. she told us king louis or whatever was getting beheaded(i said deheaded but smartypants alicia who cant even spell 'middle' had to correct me)anyways he was getting beheaded and the blade got caught on his jaw partway through so they had to push it the rest of the way lol. naturally, i was only one who wasnt too stupefied to let out a laugh. right now im doing freakin history homework and its such a bitch... i read three pages on monkeys and humans and all that kinda communication and brains stuff.
lunch... lindsey got a ham n cheese sandwhich and we started talkin bout diets cuz katie doesnt eat bread(atkins) and i said i consider my school lunch to be dieting and promptly took out my lunch bag complete with one whole soda.
5th period - kelsey and i didnt get lost this time.... im still scared to death to say anything since im in the front and all the seniors/juniors/sophs can see me. ok im in the second row but im in kinda the freshman nerd patch. well im near three... but it totally counts. anyways we dont have books so we can only do homework with the class set.
6th period - definitely the best class on campus. not that the teacher is great or anything, theres just a big group of us who all know each other from way back and we laugh the whole time and write on each other. then the assignment was to interview someone you were paired with. i of course got my old best friend and i laughed so hard i cried at one point. there was even a heated debate about spencer's masturbation. and partying naked. see? theres not even a need for explanation.. its just the awesomest class there is hands down.
when asked my most embarassing moment... my answer was: whenever i'm with my parents.

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-27T06:08:00-05:00

if a really really really fat lady married a not so fat guy, would he still hafta try n carry her over the threshold? and who says 'huzzah' anymore? just some random thoughts before i go into school mode.
1st - took notes on shapes and crap and then did some crap where you let your pencil go where it wanted it was funny... just cuz ppl take it so seriously. we also saw a kid making a clay pot to to begin he rolled up long cylinders of clay i guess and it looked like poo or a dick. it was hilarious. he may be a little special ed.
2nd - changed seats which isnt half bad, im still in the front of one of the side rows, but im in the way back. we still havent learned any spanish at all. the teacher's crazy. she starts talking in spanish sometimes and no one knows what the hell she's saying. a kid got in trouble for sayin shut up.
3rd - last day of no dress... we all bought our pe clothes today. poor kelsey is so skinny and kinda short but has 6th period and there were no smalls left for her.even i got the small shirt... cuz the shirts run big at our school.well thats to get back at them for bragging about how 6th periods the best. 4th period is actually but 3rd is pretty close.
4th - still just average... the teacher lets us talk as much as we want, but the work is dumb and the questions are too hard, my brain is pretty much fried.
5th - boring, im still accidentally doing more work cuz i dont follow directions. i have trouble with that, this one girl was wearing short shorts again and this time she had em pulled down like where britney spears and those retards have em(basically as low as possible) and you have to be like 0 fat to wear that and she looked like she had a beer gut with them, ya kno since she had a short shirt too.
6th - once again could not stop laughing... got alicia pissed off tho. got bonus points for turning in a tissue box, but made an error on these sentences correction thing. i put the book name in quotes, not underlined. i was like one of two ppl and the other one did the timid hand raise thing. i shot my hand straight in the air. i am comfrotable with my shortcomings. even proud at times. times like today.
well thats about it. till next time...
-later days-

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-28T04:08:00-05:00

ok well i was bored so decided to update. hmm in finland or somewhere, they have a world air guitar championship. how embarassing... anyways in english we were reading little essays on a partner we got paired with and someones cat was named double trouble and i was wondering what you call it for short... dub dub? heeeere dub dub! dub troub? and one had cats named rosy and posy.
dressed out in pe today... beccas leaving 3rd period. :( she's pretty white and even her legs aren't as white as mine. her face is whiter tho, cuz my face and arms are kinda tan.
damn i ran out of sugar. yes i eat sugar. for a snack. as often as possible. but i can only go get more when no ones home cuz the box is wedged in the back of the cupboard and then i have to carefully scoop it out and put it all back so no one notices i took any. i dont have many cheetos left either. aaaanywho... once again we just doodled in ceramics. we got our books in spanish which sucks ass cuz now my backpack is always stuffed and heavy. actually, im considering combining my spanish and math binders... im sure none of you care. anyways, tho we dont really like math cuz theres like ooold ppl in our class, we only turn in our homework on fridays, which is like the greatest idea ever. all your week's notes can fit on one page and then you just staple the homework to it and turn it all in. plus we do all of it in class anyways since we dont have books yet. and all the stuff is just adding with positives and negatives and absolute values. haha like come on, its algebra 2 and we're doing addition and order of operations. we did that in sixth grade.
anyways.... o we watched a video in spanish today. i kno what youre thinking....how ultimately exciting!!! it was!!! there was dancing and singing and bull matador-ing(which is way crappier than they make it out to be on cartoons).
anyways, that was sarcasm and on too the next class, shall we? but first, lets backtrack a little. pe sucked ass. i did manage to get placed on a number in the back which is like the best place to be but the classes are set in a triangle and we're like the top so there's two classes right behind me and i hafta do the bend and hang stretch twice with like 60 ppl able to see my backside. not good. anyways, what was worse was the running. the first jog in a small circle around the blacktop was pretty good, but my stomach hurt afterwards haha i'm prolly really out of shape. anyways, then we did this thing where you jog for a minute and then walk for a minute and ya do that repeatedly 5 times while running a three-backstop course over dirt and mud and whatnot. anyways i ran with my friend who plays soccer so she kinda ran-jogged. not good for me. both our shoes came untied and then one of my socks somehow slid down so i was kinda barefoot in my shoe. then we weren't able to get a drink for like 10 more minutes, but i was breathing really bad... not asthma tho i think, i just suck at running long distances lol. and i shouldn'tve run so fast with lindsey. i wonder how far i actually ran... prolly at least one mile. hopefully more, since i consider myself out of shape. white t-shirts actually arent that bad for pe but i still would rather have red or something. for some reason the shirt and sweatshirt sizes run pretty big but the shorts run small. anyway fast forward to 5th period. i was second to finish in the class but i didnt want to look nerdy being the second person to put my book away so i waited a little. actually everyone finished with like 15 minutes left so we just talked. mr lokteff left the class for awhile too and came back with shades on. he looked like he came out of csi or law and order or something.
anyways on to 6th. had a bit of fun but vanessa and i got there late cuz i was wlaking with her and emily and they were stalking this guy they like from their class. a little tragic, i know, i was in it to see if he had a gf cuz i thought it would be hilarious. turns out they like another guy too with the same name. anyways so we couldnt all sit together as usualy, which is probably a better thing seeing as we pretty much disturb the class with all our giggling and backpack stealing. i kno, we act like children, but good times. anyways his room is really freaking cold. this is the hottest class of the day and you could probably refrigerate your lunch in there... you could at least keep a box of ice cream in there without it all melting. so i put on my pe sweatshirt, and it turns out the thing is huge, i kinda like it that way and it probably would suck if it was small instead.anyways i kno im gong on and on so ill cut it short.
-later days-

bad day- turned good- turned bad again- but overall pretty good.

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-29T10:08:00-05:00

ok well to explain the title... English. we continued with the kinda little biography essays or whatever the hell ya'd like to call them. well my partner got up and gave the funniest damn speech of the class. well, part of it was me, since i gave her the good info like how i eat sugar and how i dont reall yhave long term goals so at 30 i'd just hope to be "alive n kickn" becuz, duh i dont have any plans. unlike all the other drones going UCSD UCSD UCSD.... so annoying! and boring. so the basic run down for the funnies:

short term goal: pass with as little effort as possible(not my exact words... not even my idea really...)
long term goal: graduate high school, cuz hey, im not gonna guarantee any college crap, a lot depends on how i do in softball and all that, its only freshman year and softball hasnt even started. i did think about texas or michigan colleges but still... it all depends on scholarships and career paths... im pretty much... live it as it comes... dont have many plans
fav foods: pepperoni hot pockets, sugar, and puffy cheetos - its the truth, i wasnt trying to be funny or anything, he did want the truth... and all
quote: "caitlin has considered a career in bartending, which is good since she has such funkalicious humor" - again, he did ask for us to describe our humor... i did it the best i could
where do you see yourself at 30?: alive n kickin - okay ya know what i only used that for lack of anything else seeing as i don't have any dreams or plans... i just live it as it comes...
60?: in a non-electric wheelchair, i would only want one if my arm/s were amputated or something - once again...its just the truth, i could be dead by 60 fer all we know... i actually feel i will meet some tragic end by then... just a feeling...

but really that was like all i said... half of it wasnt even really meant to be super funny or anything... but overall i could care less if the teacher hates me or something... im just satisfied that ppl now know more about the real me... and that my bio thing was way better than any old boring crap. it was the best in the class. maybe all his classes.
and i feel now ppl wont judge me on just me writing on alicia's arm and making her pissed off or not being able to stop laughing during class or the way i dress. everyone thinks im funny and i didn't have to try very hard unlike some annoying ppl in my history class.anyways, he did hold me after to class to discuss how the idea wasnt to make it be funny or something. and that he does enjoy some good humor "when appropriate". okay you havent even heard of his lame ass jokes.... they are just so stupid you've never heard them becuz no one has the guts to degrade themselves by repeating crap like that.
anyways, that essay thing made me laugh till i cried.... which totally made up for the shitty lunch i had. two ppl were really pissing me off, tho i set myself up for the second one... travis pissed me off about being obsessed that we all stand in a circle... we just get so many ppl that come in to the group that it becomes a clutter so he was like BACK UP BACK CAITLIN BACK UP. so i got so pissed off i walked like 6 feet away and yelled at him IS THIS FAR ENUFF?!?! anyways i marched right back into the middle 2 minutes later whereupon someone else got in my face about it, so i yelled in their face and danced thru the middle of the group(not even a circle), taking up as much space as possible while still yelling.
then i kinda snapped at kelsey and alicia took her side and they argued at me while i just stood there half-listening but thinking about other stuff, like how i knew i was kinda wrong for what i said but they really didn't give me much of a chance to explain myself... well actually i did say a little, but i was already pissed off so it didn't work quite to my advantage as i usually dont think/talk clear when im mad.
well also today, katie accused alicia and kelsey of being clique-y and only hanging out with like each other and few ppl. so when they found out and told the group we were standing with everyone was immediately like, Omg that's sooo not true... blah...etc. which, i must admit, initially i was slightly offended, tho my name wasn't mentioned, i imagine i was implied in the message, though katie talks to us to our faces and to me quite a bit. but after the fact, i was still goin yea... look at her she's bein clique-y too anyways, she has no right... blah blah blah but she kind of had a point. tho she accused everyone at my old school of being that way. maybe its just the way our school worked, anyway, i dont really care...
its surprising how many ppl are so hypocritical... like all the time. and dont take this the wrong way, i know i'm probably hipocritical too, i just have trouble making decisions usually. but i have no problems talking about my problems, everyone has them.
okay nm this is getting a little too philosophical for me. and my brains just not ready for this so ...
-later days-

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-30T01:08:00-05:00

well i forgot some other stuff about yesterday, cuz i was only writing bout like the main stuff... well 1st period we just did this sketch crap like drawing cubes from different sides... really easy... 2nd period... we did this worksheet on our damn spanish books. seriously. like how many chapters, where can you find the glossary shit like that. 3rd period... we did 25 push ups... we were gonna change numbers from like 12 up and im 15 and i was gonna stand next to this kinda hot guy, but then we moved back so i was kinda pissed cuz finally i wouldnt be in the back doin bend and hangs for like 2 other classes to see. 4th period... ok my parents never take me with them to go shoppin for binders and stuff which always leaves me stuck with shitty binders and this time there was one with like those clear covers you can stick pics in or something so i ripped that off while the teachers was talkin about something... i cant keep days apart... one day was on dying and our existence on earth... its more like a philosophy or science class than a history one... hell its probably more spanish than my spanish class. mr ludovinas class has already had their first quiz and we havent learned a single word. anyways... 5th period.. i love fifth period, kelsey still doesnt like the teacher and granted, i am next to like the freshmen nerds but the homework is really easy... in fact we do it all in class and its not even due until friday so no rush on anything... he did call on me ho on one question and for some reason my eyes skip over some of the negative signs i write so i said -30 instead of just 30 and when he kinda did the problem with me giving answers along the way i had the class nerd juuuuulia whisperin Positive! in my ear. and ok i was less embarassed about the whole saying the wrong sign but this really pissed me off i do not need her whisperin answers to me i'm not a moron. did you kno... the teacher asked once if anyone had liked geometry last year... AND SHE RAISED HER HAND. i'm embarassed to sit next to her. it wasn't my choice. and a heard about 6th period... he could hang dead cows in there and open a freakin freezer that place is so cold. im in sixth period. the supposed hottest period and its freezin in there. i have to carry a sweatshirt around all day just for that class.
anyways... now fer today... well my dad is on my case since we have a three day weekend and i don't have softball... now it may sound like i dont have a life... which is just toally true... all my friends are playing soccer or busy with other things. i depend on softball, it keeps me in pretty good shape. i still could/should shed a few pounds... i snack waay waay too much, but i hate free weekends like this. soo... guess what im doing?!?! gold rush days! woooohooooo.......... UUGGGHHH. ok no amount of UGHs could display my pure hatred for california and its obsession with gold and the old days. hello its the 21st century, get with it. no one faces whats happening now except the government and lets face it theyr not doing a good job. so tomorro afternoon im off to downtown boring.... alone since all my friends have soccer. ok how come theres soccer tourneys on labor day weekend but not even a softball practice or anything?i shouldve suggested bowling or something... anything besides this... im just gonna mope around the whole time and then my mom will get freakin pissed off at me when i obviously never wanted to go in the first place.
how come they always do stuff like that? or they make some really gross pasta or something for dinner without even tellin you and they've made the thing like 8 times before and you've never eaten it and then they still get made that you're not eating it.
anyways thats it fer today...
-later days-

yooo

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-30T11:08:00-05:00

here's some of those umm... things..

Which Cartoon Character Are You? by chicha
Your name:
You are:	Kuzco
You will make:	$0
You will marry:	Mulan
You will live in:	A box

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Your rockstar husband by girl_rotten
Username
Husband	Davey Havok of AFI
Wedding Day	May 9, 2029
Number of Kids	7

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Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque
Your Name
Band Name	Sum 41
Role	Bassist
Trademark	Mental Problems
Love Interest	Your Next-Door Neighbour

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that one was uncannily close to the truth... i play bass and have mental problems. and i love sum41. and i think its the next-door type i like as well...strange... very strange...

The Afterlife, V1.0 by silentounce
Name
Favorite Color
Your fate	Become a vampire

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DeathDay 2.0 by quill18
Username
Die on	April 19, 2047
Die of	Drug Overdose
Value of Estate:	$2,576,629

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Which Wacko in the world gets you cornered in a dark Alley? by SunCrush
Your Name
Your Age
You had this in your wallet	$75
Your attacker was a	Your Shadow
Did you win or lose the fight	Tie, both walked away.

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Your Descendants in the Year 3000 by silentounce
Name
Birthday
Name of First Born Child
Fate of Your Offspring	Evolves to higher lifeform

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F A M E by spazyspag
Name:
Youre famous for:	Bringing the Spice Girls back together
You get famous:	January 8, 2030
You make $$ per/year:	$1.5481086085657e+15
Do people like you?	You're okay.
Dead/Alive:	Living

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Your Claim to Fame by Danika
Name:
Day of Birth:
Lucky Number:
Hobby:
Claim to Fame:	World Class Exotic Dancing
Years You Will be Remembered:	90

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How rich will you be? by quill18
Favorite Colour
Year of Birth
You will be worth:	$82,315,961
You will make your first million on:	April 18, 2007

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past life by mugseymalone
Birthday
Name
Born on	August 16, 898
occupation	Craftsman
wealth	917,521

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Previous Life Meme by quill18
Username:
Zodiac Sign:
Favorite Colour:
Last Life:	Inventor
Attendants at Funeral:	71

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anyways ill have some quiz results later... i didnt want to mix em in... dont bother asking why, just another ocd kinda thing. i have quite a few things i do weird like that.

Duhduhduhduhduh

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-08-31T08:08:00-05:00

i feel really stupid... no reason or anything... just feel stupid

ya kno what?

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-09-02T07:09:00-05:00

ya know what it was that i forgot to tell you friday?! I FELL OUT OF MY STOOL IN CERAMICS!!!!! isn't that awesome?! seriously it was pretty good tho. i wrapped my feet around the legs of it and i always shift myself around cuz ya kno.. you're butt starts to hurt on those flat stools. so i shifted my weight and was goin off the edge as i normally do, when i realized my feet were stuck... and so... down i went.
and that was only the first week!
so you can only imagine what a year of it will be like... good times....goooood times...
...later days...

crapizzle to shizzledizzle

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-09-03T07:09:00-05:00

today i saw a whole team of guys playing soccer shirtless! too bad they were only like 6 years old.
hmm, lets see what did i do in school today....nothing, nothing, ran the green(half a mile)(3:49 was my time)(and i sprinted the last leg, cuz im like retarded and have weirdo OCD obsessions, like i had to beat this one kid...) anyways... history got into groups for some damn project due freakin friday and we have to read 4-5 articles each by tomorro and have the little summary paper filled out for each one and then somehow make it into a presentation tomorro. at least i got a good group and i got the shortest section of articles.
math, same old same old... but if Kelsey gets elected treasurer she's transferring out of my class so im left with nerds freshmen-wize. did i mention she's running unopposed? yea... great....
english dd one of those damn "pre-tests" to "assess where we are". theres a hundred words and a, b, c, d deifinitions. we have to write each word on a separate piece of paper and write out the correct definition. hello? why can't we just go #1 - A? is it really that complicated? everyone always makes things harder than they have to be.
field hockey game today so a ton of girls wore kilts all day. hilarious. not to mention the closest team is from davis... a good hour away.
my softball life is going down the drain and i kno i promised myself i wouldnt complain about softball in here anymore, but ya gotta kno, my winterball team dropped out on me last minute and im stuck on one i really hate cuz all the coaches daughters have total attitude problems like you wouldn't believe. so now i have to try to find a team with empty positions like... soon or i'll be stuck permanently on this team. piece of shit they make me run a ton and do infileding when i already ran a buttload today and dont even play infield. plus the coaches pull me aside to chat for what seems like hours while everyone else gets to shit in the shade and have water break. oops, i mean sit in the shade. hehe either way...
well its already past bedtime and im already tired all the time and i have more crap in history to do... just needed to give ya the quick update... so...
-later days-

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-09-04T04:09:00-05:00

i finally decided to do one of these. probably just to get out of doing hw, but i'll take what i can get. p.s. the dude before me was a total fag, so beware.

1. Whom do you believe is the smartest man alive at the moment?: not anyone i know, but neil is a smart an in the making, keep workin neilio!
2. What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day?: rainy, cuz i like layers, but i dont like pants, so a not cold rainy day... like cold enough for a light sweatshirt but that i could stand wearin shorts... not that i dont like warmth tho, cuz i live for the heat
3. Do you consider yourself lucky?: mostly, in certain parts of life.
4. Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide?: no, their decision
5. Choose one word to describe how you feel most often: Bored.
-- Clothing/Hair --
1. Do you own any plaid clothing?: hell naw!
2. Do you own Converse shoes?: yeh
3. Do you own Saucony shoes?: Nope, saucony is a piece of shit.
4. Do you own old school Nikes?: Nah
5. Do you wear tight pants?: gawd no.
6. Is there more than one zipper in your pants?: im not into punky-trendy crap like that. punks are not defined by what they wear or listen to or think of themselves.
7. Do you know what a squatter flap is?: i think so...
8. Do you own a messenger bag?: Goddd No!
9. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest?: i prefer you to wear it up your butt.
10. Do you own braces?: do i wear em? no. do i own any other kinds? no.
11. Are braces worn anywhere besides the mouth?: yeh
12. Do you have short, shaggy hair?: im not sure it would meet said requirements for shaggy, but its not too short anymore.
14. Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon?: maybe a little
15. Do you think mohawks are "neat"?: ok neat is the gayest word on earth, but i've always loved mohawks, so right on!
16. Is your hair black or red?: no
17. Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye?: not yet, but get back to me in awhile
18. Do you own a bandana?: who doesn't? they're very handy.
19. Do you wear plugs in your ears?: i really wish i did sometimes.
20. Are you amused by safety pins?: i like em and am fascinated, but i dont wear them or think its cool to have them everywhere.
21. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute?: more like... a glue subsitute, since thats really whats its for. but ive used it as a wax substitute! kidding... i have worn duct tape tho for fun. not on my clothes, on me myself.
22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them?: yes... but those days a long gone
23. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from Dogpile, Lip Service, or Tiger of London?: uhh no
24. Do you enjoy leopard print?: sure, tho i like tiger more.
-- Habits/Beliefs --
25. Are you disgruntled (having a general hate for everything)?: for a few things like large amounts of pushy people or just many people in one place, but not general hate or anything.
26. Are you an anarchist?: a bit, but the guy who did this before me is a real pain in the ass and is getting on my nerves.
27. Does the American flag anger you?: if its not in its own country and flagpole where it should be, then yes.
28. Are you working class?: i'm ceramics class.
29. Do you dislike "preps"?: "God, yes." and yet that guy does this ^__^ all the time. GAWDAMMIT I HATE EM.
30. Do you dislike Hot Topic?: pac suns better.
31. Do you smoke cigarettes?: Nope.
32. Do you smoke cloves?: nah
33. Are you a thin waif?: nah
34. Are you vegan/vegetarian?: "Vegetarian for 3 years!!" see what i mean? total prep jerkoff. im a carnivore.
35. Do you think meat is murder?: "Yeah, that's why I'm a Vegetarian!" URGH
36. Do your night time activites usually involve drunken underage vomiting?: not really
37. Have you ever slept in an alley or park?: parks, yes. allies, no.
38. Do you wash your hair less than once a week?: no
39. Have you ever gone a week without a shower?: uhh no. thats grody
40. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor?: "People avoid me, but I don't think it's because of my odor." dude, its not just the odor. ppl dont avoid me from the odor, but i wouldnt blame em after practices.
41. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is?: nope
42. Do you like Mr. Kerouac?: why not
43. Should Mumia Abu-jamal be freed from prison?: dunno dont care.
44. Are you a member of the Makeout Club?: "Sadly, no." let's all be glad hes not.
45. Do you say "rad"?: only if i feel like it. which means when i feel like a nice sarcastic good phrase and i've already said groovy and bomb diggity, then maybe.
46. Do you say "rockin'"?: "Sometimes." o god, never.
47. Do you say punk "rawk"?: "No, but I say "Learn to spell"" AHH its getting worse!!!! no i never say 'rawk' its prep-faggity.
48. Do you shout the word "oi"?: "You have to shout the word 'Oi' to sing Bob by Rancid!" plz sir, keep it to yourself and keep the shitty humor to the legal limit.
49. Do you say "punk's not dead"?: no.. its dyin
50. Do you say "punk is dead"?: "No, but I say "punk is being murdered by skaters who think they're punk"." hmm... also some gay fag preps i kno... godamn i really hate this guy. i dont say those exact words but something to that extent, just not so complete.
-- Music --
51. Do you like bands with "."?: that's the stupidest question because me, i like to do it the good ol way and judge a band by oh... i dunno... ITS MUSIC.
52. Do you like bands with "theory": same as above.
53. Do you like bands with "the"?: see above and above.
54. Do you ever precede your own name with "the" at the beginning?: ok this is really getting gay.
55. Do you like bands with the word 'Fuck' in their name or album title?: "I've never come across one... I think that they'd be quite amusing, though." jebus... actually, for this one i will answer No.
56. Do you think "Christian punk" is an oxymoron?: finally someone says it.
57. Are Blink 182 fans "posers"?: "If they only like Blink-182, than yes. Dear GOD yes." what does that mean? no one ever only likes one band ya moron! a poser is someone who pretends to be someone they're not, and while i agree some blink fans may be posers, its not blinks fault, but not all blink fans are posers.
58. Do you have frequent debates over what exactly constitutes a sellout?: no i'm pretty laid back on that type of thing.
59. Have you ever brought the headlining band food?: no
60. Do you have show flyers affixed to your walls?: "No, I have show flyers affixed to my DOOR!" FAG!!!
Acting or Singing: either or
Fancy or Casual: casual.
Morning or Night: night.
Dogs or Cats: dogs
Shoes or Shirts: shirts, tho i dont mind a good pair of shoes.
Reading or Writing: neither... but if i really was forced to choose, i might say writing tho writing actually makes ya hurt sometimes... but being deathly bored from a shitty book can hurt too.
Writing or Typing: typing
Phone or Instant Messanger: IM
Computer or TV: ooo the eternal decision... i guess computer.
Friends or Family: friends
Waterskiing or SnowSkiing: neither really
Movies or Mall: either, but mostly movies
Mom or Dad: Dad
Talk or Listen: depends on my mood
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings: harry potter is a well written book, but tolkien was the originator, but the movies and recent fads with them are annoying. and i dont like the movies.
Angel or Princess: "Angel... of DEATH!" just when ya thought it couldn't get any worse... it just did. and i refuse to answer such a gay, pointless question
Oldies or Classical: oldies
Magazines or Book: mag
Long hair or Short hair: "Mine or yours?" not as bad but still.... anyways... long
Hearts or Stars: "Nautical Stars. ^_^" wtf? stars tho...
Pool or Park: park, unless you mean pool as in the game, cuz thats the bomb diggity yo. werd.
Feathers or Flowers: "Feathers (I have an Escaflowne-induced addiction to feathers! *grin*)" IT GOT FUCKIN WORSE!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!
Pepsi or Coke: coke(and he refused to decide on the pepsi-coke question, what a puss)
Chips or Popcorn: kettlecorn
Computer or Book: "Book" o gawd... computer!
Sleep or Eat: "Both! ^_^" i agree, but no prep face needed.
Fish or Birds: "Fishies!!" GAWD!!!
Burger or Hotdog: "VeggieBurger!" MOTHERFUCKIN GAAWD!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!
Winter or Summer: summer
Snowboarding or Surfing: neither really, but surfin if i had to pick
Getting up Late or Going to bed early: up late
Cloudy or Sunny: "Cloudy (with snow!)" jeez.... cloudy tho
Hot or Cold: "Warm, but not hot." well mr particular... i choose the heat tho.
Wet or Dry: hmm im thinkin dry
Neat or Sloppy: sloppy
Up or Down: stupid or gay?
Friends or Survivor: friends.
Dance or Sports: "Dance." dude, that was a guy.... and i'm a girl and i say sports. what has the world come to?
Sandals or Sneakers: sneaks.
Left or Right: "Left! (to be different)" umm thats not that different, but i prefer left.
Play or Musical: as neil would say "ergh"
T.V. Series or Movie Series: "Movie series" whaaaat? some of those are pretty bad like magical ones... but i guess revenge of the nerds and the jason series are okay.
Sweet or Sour: Sweet
Gum or Candy: Gum
Pool or Ocean: eck neither
Indoors or Outdoors: indoors
Softball or Baseball: softball i guess, but baseball's great too.
Friday nights or Saterday nights: "SatUrday nights." gaygaygay... and my vote is FIRday. beat that me faggo.
Best Friend or Boyfriend: best friend.
Satin or Lace: "Mmm... satin" i dont even wanna know... as for me i hate that question and consider it benevolent.
Necklace or Braclet: i dont know what benevolent means. necklace
Skipping or Hopping: "Acting like an airplane!!" once again... it got worse... either for me, they're both GREAT!
Sitting or Standing: Sitting on my lazy buttocks.
Milk or Juice: neither... except chocolate milk... i need the calcium anyways i have some growing to do.
Kraft Dinner or HotDogs: kraft
Chicken or Beef: "I don't eat meat, but if I had to choose, Chicken." weird. BEEF!!! BEEFBEEFBEEF!
Italian or Chinesse food: Chinese
Mozzerella or Chedder: ched shred
Canada or USA: "I am, you know I am, I am Canadian!" and i thought i liked canadians... but what the hell go canada!
Bill Clinton or George Bush: "Which Bush?" the one thats an asshole, ya jackass. i say clinton. actually, ya kno what i say? Anarchy... i changed my vote.
Telephone or Cell Phone: cell the moron said telephone
Computer or Laptop: computer, but umm hello a laptop is a computer... but anyways... either one gets the job done i just prefer PCs. damn you its PC!
Hyper or Calm: somewhere in between
Fast food or Homemade Food: fast

taa daaaaaa..... i gotta go to practice now. i know, again! my legs will kill me... running so much and today my stomach hurts... anyway...
-toodles-

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-09-05T06:09:00-05:00

dont ya just hate it when ya do something good and everyones lookin at you and you dont wanna act all stuck up but you cant help but smile and dont kno what to do?
i suppose it happens to everyone. i had it today in english i got the best score all day on some vocab pre-test. not pre-test as in before the test, but as in we're using this crappy thing to "asses where you are". honsetly now, would they change their teaching schedule if your assesment was higher or lower than planned? probably not. anyways you were about avrage or just good overall if you were somewhere around 50 which was where my normal smart friends are, but i rushed through the thing trying to go as fast as possible, cuz hey, i wanna finish early and at least look smart right? it doesn't affect our grade, so i figured why the hell not... so i actually ended up with a nice 73. lucas got a 71, but no one noticed... ahh... sweet revenge. at one point everyone was like you only have 1 wrong?! when we were finished with the first 25, and so i said yea... and they're like How?! and i went.... I'm a SUPER-GENIOUS! anyways... alot of it was guesswork... educated guessing and gut feelings... i have pretty good luck with that kinda of stuff... maybe im just psychic or something.
well every once in awhile, i get sick of listening to my top hits of the week and ge tto doing hw, with which i like to put a cd on a loop. i've been listenin to sum41 all killer no filler. awesome album... ya'll better check it out, it's one of the most solid, great cds i've had the privilege of hearing. but last night i decided what the heck let's go with some box car racer tonight, i never really gave em a fair chance. so now i'm hooked on this one song called Elevator. it has repetitive drum, bass, and guitar lines, so it's not some great musical feat, but i love the lyrics. it's from two different viewpoints... really great. the end is repeptitive, they both say this one line over and over, but it's just great. download it or heck, buy the cd it's pretty good.
those are my major stories of the day... cole amazingly won president, kelsey unamazingly was awarded treasurer, and vanessa is in a run-off with a guy i know named robbie. i wouldn't mind if either won... but i'm totally voting for vanessa.
so... until next time..
-peace braw-

Slice n Dice

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-09-09T09:09:00-05:00

and now for a blast into the past:
i was but a wee lass, at 3 years of age, and was already being shoved headfirst into Christiandom. so i was talkin to my mom and i asked where do all the bad people go? cuz, ya kno the good ones supposedly go to heaven and all. so she said well they don't go to heaven. and i said so where do they go? and she said... well they go to a much hotter place. my super great conclusion?!
"Oh.... you mean like Texas?"

ahh... just great, i must've been a child genius. besides the whole rolling off counters thing.... and running into poles, climbing onto glass tables, and pouring boiling water on my head. yup.... and i still am quite a genius.
speaking of which, we took a math test today, only like 10 or 11 questions, right? it was all just equations with x and whatnot and one word problem involving the usual ticket number and prices and stuff. ya kno what i mean. so i was the second one in the class to finish after some sophmore or junior... which is actually amazing since about half the class is repeating the class anyways. so, thats besides the point. since i finished second, I BEAT JUUUUUULIA! HAHAAAaaaa. well it was probably cuz we weren't allowed to use calculators, since she uses it every chance possible. and i'm not sayin i don't cuz i appreciate another mind doin the easy stuff for me, since i can only be good at so many things...
anyway, we got our ceramics tests back today, and i did the best out of the people i know in the class. no big surprise tho, i am a pretty good guesser during multiple choice tests. even alicia agrees. some freak of nature talent.
So while perusing my spanish book while the idiotic Senora chattered away, i found the perfect spanish name! RAUL!(rah-OOOl), like Cool Raul... ricardo's not too shabby either.
anyways, guess who ended up on my new softball team in pe? that's right... KYLA! motherf'in... as if it wasn't bad enough that she's in my pe class, she was on my last volleybat team, now this softball team, in my history class, and even in my goddamn history group! god... coincidence?! it can't be... not possible... she's got it in for me... and frankly, i'm damn afraid, she can't do much worse than she already has unless she freakin moves next door.
so speaking of her... we did our history presentation these past few days, right? right. so guess what she does? while the rest of our group is standing up front presenting, she just meanders over and decides to sit down in a desk and watch! We're her own group! jesus.... well, we're supposed to grade the other people in our group out of 100% so she got something like 72 or something from me... she didn't finish all her articles the first night like she was supposed to after her two hour practice, but even Lance, the most uninvolved member of our little group(and he was the leader) finished all his articles(he had the same amount) and he had 3 hours of practice that night. well... moving on...
my softball team sucks once again... not as bad as my volleybat team though... but i swear... he could not form worse teams if he tried. and the softballs aren't huge and soft enough like a volleyball that you can cradle it into your chest for a nice catch.
anyway, i think i told you about how i got the highest score on that stupid vocab "pre-test". well lemme tell you, now i think everyone in that class who doesn't really know me thinks i'm like smart, but it was actually that great guessing skill i gots.
well this is turning into one of those long, rambling all-over-the-place kinda blog entries, so... i'm gonna keep workin on new blog colors, you jsut stay put...
-flip side brotha-

Pack n Snack

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-09-11T05:09:00-05:00

hoooooo hummmm
i'm seriously so lazy and/or tired(im not sure which, if not both) that i dont have the energy or will power to even get my lazy ass out of my chair.
AAAhahahaha.... im watchin mtv [(the only reason for which is cuz i was too lazy/tired to bother with the guide to see whats on)(and i'm also too lazy to change the channel)(or pick up the remote for that matter)] Anyways... o yea, so there was an ad for multiple mtv produced shows, one of which being fraternity life. and this one shot had a naked guy like jumpin on top of some other dude sleeping. so sad... that they've been reduced to broadcasting softcore gay porn now. though they already had enuff action and nudity(though with blink that was not even an issue, that was just great) in those shitty music videos that its already pretty much a bumpn grindn channel.
anyways... to school we go! of course today is Sept 11, so there was flags at half-mast and a zillion I love NY shirts, which wouldnt normally bother me, but i can guarantee you, quite of few of the girls wearin those haven't even been to New York, so... totally unhooch... WE GOT SOME UNHOOCHNESS UP IN HERE!
haha i remember in 6th grade when katie valtman(who is/was in no means a.. um really beautiful person) was wearing a tight shirt, i think a short skirt, and her little sisters socks, and she had one sis in fourth grade and one in kindergarten so i dont really know which one lol. i wouldnt put it past her. so ppl called her a hoochie mama. anyways...
umm Oh! my softball team(school pe, not the real one) actually won a game. quite exciting. though kyla went for a drink and came back with a girl from the other team, which was up to bat, and it actually took her quite a while(even tho she was leaning right up against the backstop watchin the pitches comin in) to realize her team was out in the field. honestly... im not sure i will be able to stand her for the whole rest of the year.
btw, fake hair is officially gay.
not to offend gay people. i take back that statement, fake hair is ergh, cuz i am all for the gay people. i'm not one meself or nuthing, but i think george bush and all those asshole politicians are so hypocritic. like one minute, they're all my fellow latinos, hispanics, jews, blacks, etc etc. and the next minute they're going i dont believe in gay marriages and man sleeping with another man. its being prejudice against the gay people. its like its ok to have your religion, but keep it to yourself dude, dont have to go public against the poor gays. they jsut want some recognition, and its not like saying you dont believe in it will make it go away, just accept it. people are born different and that's a fact, they dont walk around going i dont believe in people with three nippls. but people got em. anyways i know im boring any and everyone whos reading this so i'll move on.
softball practice tonight but my mom's out getting killian restitched. he had surgery last week and pulled out the new staple last night and did it again today. so now he has to wear and ugly t-shirt and look like a-
man i thought the other stuff was bad, beyonces video for baby boy is absolutely as hardcore as you can get while keeping it on public tv.
back to what i was saying... umm... o yea so killian looks like a dweeb. nuff said yo.
o yea, so softball practice tonight, startin at, well three minutes from now. but i'll be an hour late, if i go at all, which i'm secretely hopin for.
nuthin too great at school... a girl from my math class got a new schedule and now sits behind me in spanish. i think we're out of seats in second period now... umm math... got our tests back, i got a 59 out of 70.... solid b, good enough for me. english... fun stuff, slipped in a mildly funny joke... fa-HAGwood asked what school subjects ya capitalize. so he said english, ppl were kinda slow at first. i guess it's languages are capitalized, but we weren't too sure at first, so BAM it suddenly hit me. DUHHhhhh so i said PE! good answer i thought... i guess it was.
so thats about it so... till next time...
-peace out homie gs-

long pockets, short arms

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-09-12T06:09:00-05:00

well...let's go!
1st per.- we finally started to work in our clay... the table was always full so we've just been sitting around the past few days. but we didn't have much time... so.. boring
2nd per. - crap. need i say more?
RALLY! - ok! ok well it was a mad scene in the gym, there were too many freshman and some nerds haha had to stand along the wall. i had to lay on some laps for awhile and finally kinda shove my way through a backpack jungle to get a a safe place to rest my bottom. man, those bleachers, i almost fell. anyways. here goes:
well it started off with about 6 kids playin trash cans and chairs and desks, you name it they played it. it was pretty great, got the crowd roarin. then there waaas... o yea the little anouncer kid was thrown in the air a million times by some football players. o yea i forgot to mention, each class wore their colors: frosh - grey, soph - black, juniors - white, seniors - red. and we all were sittin in sections accordingly, except a lot of freshman were morons and they ended up lookin like a gay rainbow instead of grey. the sophmores were the best ones there actually.
so then it went to i think cheerleading and dance while the mullet competition got underway. there were only two contenders, spencer, being one of them. i think some seniors in his class signed him up, but he went along with it.
anyways, everyone kinda watched the first cheer, but no one at our school even really likes our cheerleaders, they're not something to be proud of. ya kno the typical cheerleader stereotype? think like opposite. a few are good, but most aren't popular or that good looking. prolly cuz it's like the jock school, all the good/hot people play sports. real sports. not little football game cheers. sure, cheerleading is a sport, but only on competitive levels.
back to the point.. none of us watched the second cheer or much of the dancers because they got out the razors. JD had volunteered to cut spencer's hair, but two football guys in suits(its gameday) started it out for him. at one point, one blew off the hair they had shaved off and everyone's jaw like dropped. vanessa was almost in tears, katie and I were laughing and cheering for spencer. he ended up with the whole top shaved with a curtain of kinda curly hair in the back and BV shaved in at the top. he totally had the better mullet, but all the sophs and juniors cheered for the other kid. anyways, spencer's prolly gonna shave it off, though i've suggested he hold off and go for a mohawk. totally my idea.
aynways, then there were three swimmer dudes who raced, putting on the girls field hockey uniform as they went along. then they set up a microphone and a fan for people to ask others to homecoming. or so we thought. but it ended up that this one tall scrawny rowdy rooter dude got a blonde wig on(which i thought was totally hot) and then this other guy comes out in a beanie, button up shirt slightly open, and stands in front of the fan and the music drops and its like that enrique iglesias' one "you can run you can hide but you cant escape my love" that one. and him with the shirt and the fan... it was great. but then he chased around the other guy, who ended up carriying him off.
anyways... they had some thing with swimmers with shaving cream on their faces and other people throwing cheetos on them, but we were too busy watchin spencers haircut.
that was about it though... pretty good i must say.
3rd - lost the softball game. i cant catch the damn things cuz you cant cradle them like a volleyball, but they're not really small enuff for a hands only catch. parrish was pitching, and justin hit a line drive that was so close to parrish's "danger zone" as stuart says...
5th - i kno i skipped fourth but it was boring. come to think of it, 5th was to nevermind
6th - mr hagwood was wearin a shirt he's worn every week so far. i got a hundred on my vocab test nothing new, its so easy. english is so easy. for now anyways. but he moved jenna today so she sits in frot of karey. HELLO. Jenna + Karey? thats even worse than it was before. tho maybe jenna wont be as loud since she'll only be talking to karey.
anyways he said he was planning to move other people too, which i know means me, alicia, vanessa, meghan, or putnam. doesn't matter, i do my work and i do it good what does it matter if i talk once in awhile. as long as i'm doing my work and can handle it, i see no problem. and i'm usually the first person to point out a problem, believe you me. ha, i wanted to use that phrase... in the vocab test there was a phrase about a penny pincher has long pockets and short arms or something, and it's just the funniest thing to try to picture in your head.
a last final thought, ive decided to be a gorilla for halloween.
a P.S. final thought, go Broncos.
Later Days

purple elephant lollipops

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-09-17T09:09:00-05:00

ok now im fuckin pissed off cuz i wrote a big ol entry and then accidentally hit some key and it all gots deleted.
actually, i forgot the big event of the past few days which was i dropped my pencil and it bounced on the eraser and i went to rab it before it fell onto the floor and it jammed up the side of my finger and left a gaping hole. in fact, when i went to umm click up more lead(i use mechanical) there was like skin in it. i actually thought that was funny.
i hope you've by now realized my subject lines have nothing to do with what i actually write. no lollipops. no elephants. and absolutely no purple.

kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits Puppies!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-09-21T02:09:00-05:00

Softball tourney this weekend:
sat- won all games, 8-2, 13-0, something else to 2. 10? i dont know but overall, we scored 31 and we only had 4 against us. in the first game, this one ball was hit like super high and it was behind and to the right of the second base, left of the shortstop and a little far for center field, but i like ran like hell and no one called it and i managed to catch it right before it hit the ground. pretty nice. second game was kinda sad, they sucked so bad. i was stealing home on a pass ball, and the catcher turned and underhanded it to the plate where the pitcher should have been, but she was spacin out, so i had started to jog instead of run, but the ball came like at meso i kinda caught it, but i had already touched home so i was safe. third game, i got a nice double, we came from behind to beat the crap outta them.
i wanna buy a huge pack of M&Ms right now.
today - we were top seed from yesterday, so we played later than the other 6 teams, and we played the winner of 5 and 6. the total score was 1-0, we lost so eliminated. though our defense was excellent. we had one double play and a freakin triple play. those are really rare. but the batter hit a crappy bouncer to brandi(pitcher), bases were loaded so she threw home and beat the runner, reina(catcher) threw to first and got the out and mallory(first) threw back to reina to get the next runner going home. i was running in from the outfield goin holy shit, did we just do that?
pretty close game, but we just werent hitting as great as we were yesterday.
haha saturday, i bet reina money to go up to the plate with her shirt tucked in and shorts as high as possible. quite a sight. we all got mcflurrys tho after the last game, since the second game was a shutout/no hitter.
also... jacque went up to bat with the old dynasty from my sticker stuck to her butt. she didn't know of course, and she just happens to be one of those girls who shakes their butt when they're up to bat, so we were all laughing our asses off in the dugout.
ya kno whats also great, is the manager always gives us candy and stuff. right now, im eating cherry flavored stuff.
so... varsity team won like 13-7, jv won like 24-0, and frosh team won 8-0.
now, i should be working on a book log for mr fagwood. i hate book logs, im really far into the book, but that just makes it harder to go back and make up times and crap for the log. i think i'll just put it off for a little longer... go look for some summaries online or something.

when the sum is 41...

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-09-27T08:09:00-05:00

yodle. as you can see if you're not utterly retarded or blind, i haven't updated in like a week. so here's the skinny.
monday- stretch test in pe(aka sit and reach) my favroitest test of all time, cuz hey, all you gotta do is sit and reach. it doesnt take a brain surgeon. did you kno rocket science isn't actually that hard? so saying 'doesnt take a rocket scientist' is actually a stupider thing to say.
tuesday- push up test. oh joy. girls' 4 rubric is 16, so i did 20 which is about as much as i'm willing on the wooden basketball floor. jordan stopped after like 7 or 8 and still managed a 2 or 3. funny thing is, doing a 7 or 8 is just as good as 15. thats why these things are so dumb. moving on...
wednesday- minimum day! ceramics teacher showed throwin on the wheel... which i guess she thought was actually interesting.... i dont really kno. pe, we ran the green (half a mile) i actually did really good, cuz i paced myself with one guy whos easy to spot and i just followed him and this other girl and i kept a steady jog for about 5/6 of the whole run. i managed a 4:14 time, which is excellent improvement from my previous... what? 4:29? 49? i cant remember, but its still a big deal to me, cuz i did an whole baseball fields more of running. in spanish, we watched my dog skip en espanol. quite fun, of COURSE. completely aced a pop quiz on the first unit of our english workbook. (chapters are 5 to a unit, which i think is actually backwards, but whatever)
thursday? am i on thursday? guess so... - umm... sit up test in pe. wait. no. yes! sit up test in pe, girls' 4 is 33? yea, and boys is 46. i went to 46 just cuz A. i wasnt tired B. hey, anything to keep in shape right? C. we'll probably have to go higher in the end so might as well get used to it now. had no homework, but had softball practice. we ended up scrimmaging a 16u team, and only lost 2-3, which is quite good since we're a young 14 team for the most part. practically 12s moving up and they were 14s moving up. first hit went right to pitcher who caught but dropped it, but i had stopped running, lol so i was out from the throw to 1. my third at bat i hit a ball that bounced right away but far enuff that it continued over the pitchers head, so i was safe, but the runner heading to second was out. oh well.
friday - finished up the softball unit, tho Unterholzner won't tell us the next unit... he said skydiving, but what are the chances of that? slim to none. actually screw it, NONE. fiesta in spanish today! it actually wasnt all that great... we continued My Dog Skip and i just munched on some tortillas and non achoholic margarita mix and basically whatever i could get my hands on. in a history project we're starting, our group picked lucille ball(I Love Lucy) and i read my fairytale in english. ugh... it would have been funnier had i taken the time to read it normally, but i spead read when in front of the class especially this one, as i could feel fagwood glaring daggers at me. im gonna have to go under the radar to get him off my back about everything. the past week was good, i aced all spelling stuff and didnt talk too much and gave some answers, including a great one about pomegranites. all thanks to my extensive knowledge in all areas of course. not to brag or nuthin. sometimes i wonder if people can really hear the sarcacsm through my writings...
hahaaa... that reminds me of english when me and vanessa were talking like retards(no offense to the challenged people out there) and making weird faces across the room to katie. our class must think we're insane, but i think alicia's the only person who really gives a damn cuz she's always telling me and vanessa to stop it and that we're acting stupid. when in fact, we are really acting retarded. like, DUH! like OMG. like totally, like. sarcasm thoughts resurfacing...
today- ate another corndog. i've had a corndog a day for about three days now. emptied dishwasher and re-reorganized the tupperware drawer to make the htings we use more nearer to the bottom to accomodate my current state of shortness. i say that in hopes that i may have yet to go on this growing thing. i really doubt it though... there's college juniors that are 5'2", so why is there any reason i should grow more than this? there isn't... i keep dejectedly waiting for the day that i may grow...
anyways... dad and i rotated the wheels on moms car. not the most exciting thing to do, but hey i got to pull out the cars and even back hers in tho i missed hitting my dad's by about an inch in the process. but hey, no damage done and i even successfully backed it in at one point.
thats about it... i'll update whenever anything good comes up, but until then... Mahallo.

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-02T09:10:00-05:00

im only doing this to put off taking my shower. had softball practice tonight. indoors. i did very well hitting-wise compared to everyone else. and reina and i had a big battle for how many times we could get up from the ctaching position and throw and hit this little strike zone sized box. we tied.
i thoguht mr hagwood totally hated me after our stupid fairytales which we're till not done reading through. but i think he kinda likes me now. kinda. maybe. maaaybe.
well due to the homecoming dance, which i really regret having to mention cuz i think its the stupidest goddamn thing in the world and everyones getting so emotional over it and crap. cuz duh its supposed to be fun, but obviously no one's really having fun. so far, but after the dance everyone will be like omg and will forget all the crap they went through to get there and then there will be nothing to look forward too, since everyones been solely focused on this since the beginning of school and before. ANYWAYS... due to this particular event its SPIRIT WEEK!
monday- college. i didnt know about spirit week, but it doesnt matter cuz my family owns nothing to do with colleges. i dont really mind though, cuz i feel if i bought a shirt for one university that its like dedicating myself to it. and besides my parents colleges werent too cool... my dad went to cornell(ivy league) which is kind alike NERD school. and im not sure if my mom even really finished college or where she went anyways
tuesday- dress like a kid. funniest thing... some people make for really convincing kids.
wednesday- class colors since there was a rally that night.
thursday(today)- inside out/backwards/opposite day. awesome. i wore my famous moose boxers and an inside out shirt with one white shoe and one black/red/grey shoe.
friday- swim day! im wearing a pair of lifeguard swim trunks i got and im not sure shirt-wise, but goggles with holographic eyes in them.. maybe a noseplug cuz those things are awesome... maybe some sunscreen on the nose, we'll see... Oh and a whistle, cuz lifeguards have whistles.
well... lindseys worn my pe shorts like everyday this week so im getting really pissed off at her cuz she only asked me the first day, not mentioning all the others. im gonna have to put a new lock on there cuz she cant be trusted and she needs to bring her own goddamn shorts.
oh yea and today was lunch munch, but i dont have much school spirit other than things wher ei get to dress up, so i wont bother explaining it.
ive had this small red spot... prolly a bruise or something at the base of my left thumb for awhile and i just realized i mustve ripped the skin tonight which is just great... i always have scratches or something on my arms, legs or hands.
im FREAKIN BORED OVER HERE. today i heard taylor say tit suck which is like purely emily, kim, and jakes phrase/idea... whatever. they come up with stuff like shut the butt(shut up), shut your cleavage(shut up), and go suck a left tit(anything really). and emily just blurts them out all the time. but taylor always mimics other people's things. it'd be okay if she hung out with them alot and was part of the "sub-group", but shes not. and its like uh-oh now ya gotta get a new phrase. its annoying also just to hear taylor using someone elses phrase.
i need some new friends, ive known the same boring people since forever. and my best friends friends from like sports are all at bv now so now she was too many friends and im kinda like puched aside. and i really need a good friend to stick with me here, but the one person to do that is at frwakin JESUIT right now...
i also lost my voice today due to this crap cold. i rarely get sick though, so i shouldnt really mind too much. but i opened my mouth in history to say something and i had forgotten and all that came out was like a croak and i was cussing myself out in my head.
well i think im done ranting... thats all for now folks.
-later days-

YA CRAPPER!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-03T07:10:00-05:00

well... as i sit here picking my nose while in reflection....
Just Kidding!!! I dont reflect.
ha... thought i'd start off with a good joke there... but it wasnt very good, so... yea.

homecoming this weekend guess whos going with THE hottest guy ever?! not me.
there was that a better one? i thought so.

really, im not going though and the homecoming game is actually going down as i speak. type. same thang yo. but im not there. why? i dont like football? au contraire mi amigo. dude i jsut used two languages in the same sentence and it sounded great. well i actually love football. not to the point where i can name team stats and whatnot, but i gotta represent for my Raiders yo. werd. and i could name most of the nfl teams. pretty good for a high school girl.
anyway, back to the issue at hand. why dont i go to the games? cuz i think high school games are insulting to the sport of football. nothing against the players or teams or even the damn cheerleaders and word up to the mascots, but all high school girls only really go for the social aspect incorporated in seeing your friends there. cuz, like, DUH! they go to the same school! omg! like, totally wow! they would all deny it if i said this aloud so this is why i type it here. not cuz im cowardly, but i really dont feel like being hit with all their ranting and raving and complaining. but we all know its true. how much do they really pay attention to the game? yea about 5% of the time. give or take 5% during halftime. think about it. how many girls go to the frosh teams game? yea, like none, not counting the moms. but then everyone goes to the varsity games. if you really want to see your friends, go to their house, but dont take up good stand space just to sit and gossip.
and dont you dare comment complaining about how i'm totally wrong, because i don't wanna hear it and will completely ignore it.

that aside... today was swim day. cameron looked very dashing in his mask, life jacket, floatie, and pink flippers. i wore red swim trunks that say lifeguard on em. i was wearin flip flops, but i almost lost one while corssing the street this mornin and then i tripped on the steps in the school in front of this big group of people. embarassing, but i dont think anyone knew me and i continued on as if nothing happened. smooth caitlin, smooth. and i wore my goggles that have holographic like lizard eyes in them. mostly wore em on my head, but i put em on in english and had some fun. english is great and all and i totally love everybody in the class, but i really need to change seats, and certain someone is really getting on my nerves.
i did an impression of them singing in class at kelseys house and kelsey loved it. i always do really nasally impressions... its like my impression voice. and for some reason everyone just loves it.
i gotta shower, my dads like bugging me about it cuz he actually wants me to go to bed early. prolly cuz i'm sick or something... i have a tournament tomorrow, so... i guess it makes sense, but really... i wont. i'll manage to stay up one way or another.
one way, or another, im gonna find ya im gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha!... woo.. random song. ive done random song singing like 5 times in 3 days. and i had hiccups three times yesterday and twice the day before, but that was it! it was like... weird. 48 hour hiccup disease.
anyway, each minute i spend longer typing here, my dads getting more and more pissed off and i'm already doing a good enough job of pissing him off already without this, so... im gonna go. feel free to crap on my parade.
-later days-

P.S. shit! theres no current music. that was a stupid move ya mindsay peoples. so...
Current Music: Blink 182 - Action, from Madden 2004 off the new unreleased cd. www.blink182.com

-Later Days, fer real-

Fate Fell Short

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-05T09:10:00-05:00

i had quite a disgraceful and shitty day on the fields. but first i'll recap for yesterday(saturday, for people who dont know what day precedes sunday, which would be today)(and for anyone that dumb, precede means 'to come before'.)
OK, so yesterday-
game 1: Flash vs. Screamers, 3-1. umm... i cant remember much except when we went up for the coin toss, i thought they said they were from Tampa, and i was thinking 'wow, floridas kinda far away... is there a tampa in california?' but then i saw their visors said Napa Valley. whoops. anyways... at one point, there was just one out and i got to 2 and knew the girl behind me got out at first and something in my brain said thats 3 so i started jogging towards third, but of course i stopped and was like WHOOPS. so i dont really kno what happened. i could decide if i wanted to go to third or try to go back, i was closest to third and every time i went one way and stopped the pitcher took another step toward me and we kinda just stood there and then i just went for third and was actually pretty close to sliding in safe, but wasn't. but only barely
game 2: Flash vs. Reno Raptors, umm about 2-7. now when you hear raptors, dont you think dinosaur? me too! but it was actually like bird of prey kinda raptor. i had to catch... and this HUGE girl came up to bat and i was really freaked out she was so close to the plate cuz the batters box was kinda erased and she was just wild.... i though she'd hit me. and then she was on third and a throw went to first so she was coming home and i almost had to block the plate from that "moose" as reina's dad put it. i corrected him with "hippo".
then we had the longest break on earth between games 2 and 3 and we swung on the swings some more and reina got stuck in the little kiddie swing with the holes for your legs and it took crystal, jacque, and dede to get her out. i got in it, except for my butt and but i managed to get myself out. then we had four people races where we twisted the swing chains around until we were about 5 feet off the ground as opposed to the usual 3 and a half. and then we all let go to see who would stop first. thing is once youve spun that much you're too weak to pull yourself up and you end up in a bad position and end up having to drop yourself on the ground to get off the swing. good times.
game 3: Sting vs. Flash, 2-10 or something. caught first pop fly of game. got a double, Mallory got a triple with an error, which was basically a homerun and crystal actually got a homerun. i got a triple earlier... but nothing great.
Placed 6 or 7 out of 9 teams after saturday.
Sunday
game 4: Flash vs. Screamers, 10-0 or something. HA we kicked their ass this time. and we got the later time slot for the morning games. i only got on base on an error. the other two hits either hit the top or bottom of the bat, so it was crap.
game 5: Flash vs. Blue Angels, 7-0. um... still no hits for me. i did get a chinstrap though, the ump got mad at me i think. They're fitted helmets for goddamn sake! why the hell would they fall off? they obviosly havent yet if i still didnt have a strap on it. besides i was up to bat once before without him noticing and i wasn't killed in the process of running from home to first THANK GOD. cuz ya never kno when that helmet's just gonna up and fly off with a bird or something.
game 6, Championship Game: Flash vs. Comets, 0-7. we lost. second last aint too bad for our second tournament and mostly a pretty young team. during the break i found i didnt hit anything or field anything in that second game, it was like i wasnt even there. no errors, no assists, no put outs. no hits, no base on balls, no strike outs. still. anyways... umm i got a pretty good hit at the first at bat it was a great line drive up the middle but the second baseman made a good catch and i was out. of course by this time i was pretty aggravated and pissed off i hadnt gotten a hit all day. lead-off batter. i do great on saturdays but i really suck on sundays and its so dissapointing to me and i cant figure out why im doing it. and i just cant seem to get a good hit on sunday. anyways still got trophies... tho i refused to take mine out of the plastic bag it came in, cuz i didnt want the trophy. i had not part in getting the team to second place, saturdays dont even count really. i mean, obviously hello we were 7th and then we managed to place as 2nd. with two shut outs. we've had three shut outs in 2 weekends. and a triple play and like 4 homeruns. this team shows some promise.
on the way home, my dad said it wasn't that we weren't hitting but that it just went right to the other teams players. he said fate lost it for us. which reminded me of a line in the new blink song, "Feeling This". check i out, good song.
so now im stuck with a buttload of homework cuz i always put it off till last minute. i cant even do ratios and i have some in word problems for systems of equations. i can probably just copy someones history in spanish, though we have a test tomorrow in history, and they're kind of hard tests. but this one is all multiple choice and im a really good guesser, so i should be ok without studying too much. its kinda sad to see other people study so much and still do worse than me on tests that i didnt even know we were having. i just have a good memory.
anyways... times short and homework is not, so
Later Days

Current Music: Feeling This (previously 'Action') - Blink 182

I'm crap. I don't deny it.

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-06T09:10:00-05:00

its hot in here. but i refuse to open windows, because... because i said so. i like the heat. man i thought i actually had something to say... lemme think for a minute....
did you kno puffy cheetos taste best at a certain degree of staleness? i'm serious, try it. buy then and open them that night and leave it gaping open and eat some the next day and the day after and they taste better.
i'm not sure if this is a good thing, but i want softball practice. all of my school friends need to loosen up.
free shakes after school today! that was awesome cuz my 6th period class is right near the quad too. we had a sub so we all lined up at the door to get out and as soon as that bell rang we were up and running and i practically flew down the steps. i mean hell, free milkshakes!
got in a small fight with vanessa today in english. she's a drama queen, ya see. and she always asks me for help on sentences that we have to correct punctuation and crap on. and she asked me where the apostrophe goes in "arent"! i was sick of helping her everyday especially on something that stupid, so i blew up at her. of course, she threw it right back and we were the loudest retards in the class. she told me not to talk to her and i said only if you don't either. which is the total truth, i've wanted her to can it forever. so i tapped my book, pencil whatever i could just to make noise right in her ear and piss her off. course it annoyed stephanie the most and she sits on the opposite side of the room and yelled at us. Vanessa tried to take my pencil off my desk AGAIN today which pissed me off more and i have kinda quick reflexes so i grabbed her arm and squeezed so hard since i was so mad at her. and then i was passin notes to alicia and she accused me of writing that i hated her in hers. all i said was she got so mad at me only cuz i refused to help on AREN'T, like jeez i learned that in first grade. but alicia said we were both writing the same thing in notes, which im coming to doubt, i think she lied to get vanessa less mad at me. i wasn't even mad that much at vanessa despite what i say, i just get realy annoyed and i have somewhat of a temper and i do things to purposely piss people off. im turning into such a cynical person. i need some happy pills or new friends or something.
i know i must annoy everyone who reads this cuz all i talk about is crap. so i'm a crappy person, so what? i can be crappy if i want to.
im a crappy basketball player. thats kind of beside the point tho....
-later days-
ps. Chili Peps are coming to CA!!!

Current Music: Around the World - Red Hot Chili Peppers!

Tourettes *SHITDAMNPISS* syndrome can be a *ASSHOLE* bitch...

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-07T06:10:00-05:00

how does Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis! knotsies! get it?

mr hagwood actually had a good joke... anyways i was just pokin around the directory lookin at popular interests.... it was quite shameful.
web design, harry potter, rain, and cheese all come before rock. not that cheese is terribly bad but still... come on people! but it gets worse. simple plan, taking back sunday, and lord of the rings, all come before metallica. not that simple plan is terribly bad either and i should expect that since they're pop, but taking back sunday...? not really liking them. and mayb not as bad as that previous one, but finding nemo, lip gloss, and glitter all come before audioslave AND mxpx. thats... its horrifying, thats what it is.
and i'm probably a hypocrite for pointing this all out but not having them in my profile, but i like to keep my profiles semi-short, not be one of those freaks who lists like 50 interests. and thats not an exagerration, believe you me, i've seen it.
anyways... mr u is making basketball teams in pe tomorrow. which will suck so bad, cuz i am like the worst non-deformed, non-comatose person to ever play the sport of basketball. now see, that was an exagerration, but not by too much.
i didnt get around to changing seats in english... i'll let it go but i'll ask haggy if we'll ever change seats. tomorro we're cuttin up punkins in history! fun stuff, me with knives. not as good as me with fire, and also probably less dangerous, but it still makes for an interesting time. also, i'm bringing a trash bag or poncho so i dont get my clothes dirty. its not really a clothes issue, just more of i'll weara trash bag whenever i can get my hands on one and not look completely idiotic. if thats possible... we'll see, wont we?
i added flea to my interests list, but apparently no one else has him listed. am i that obsessed? he's a good bass player... anyways... i'll go round up some quiz results.

Morpheus

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Hades

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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now i know that's the same test, but i kept going back to change the color on the last question based on what the room is now and what i want it to be(this wasn't my choise, i wanted red)(i was 5 though). i couldnt decide if it's purple-blue or just blue... and then i decided i liked silver better anyways. so thats why i kept getting different results. i thought the morpheus one sounded more right, but hell if i'm meant for hell, than i would not be one bit surprised.
anyWHO...
Later Days

Current Music: Breaking the Girl - Red Hot Chili Peppers

They're Red Hot!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-08T06:10:00-05:00

the one bad thing about computers is no one can tell when im being sarcastic. ex:
Me: I was out mowing the lawn and washing off the mower
PainInTheButt: u mow the lawn?
Me: yes i do
PITB: haha, i dont kno why, but i think thats funny, haha
Me: *hesitates* HAHAHAHA YOURE RIGHT THAT IS FUNNY AHAHAHA
PITB: r u being sarcastic?

you kno what a good band is? The Chili Peppers. Their audience ranges from old people to yougn people, they have multiple high-selling albums, and they have one of the best bass players in the world. and they're coming here in 10 days. and i'm not going, though my mother manage dto score some tickets to SANTANA!
see, if i didn't say that was sarcasm right now, you wouldn't have known and would think i'm some sort of retarded freak.
our history teacher said sarcasm comes from greek or somewhere and it means to slash the flesh or something. just some little factoid i picked up along the way... i remember the stupidest things, but not anything I really need to know in the long run.
i hafta get a new screenname soon.
man, i like my school and all, but i wish there were more people to be friends with, my old ones all pissed me off today. alicia, vanessa, travis, jessica, taylor, lindsey... all pissed me off. kinda wish my softball team all went to my school... that would be great, i like them more than my school friends. i have made a new friend in pe, but thats pretty much it... pickings are slim to none in ceramics, spanish is okay, pe is okay except we were given b-ball teams today and i swear we must be the worst team he could possibly make and i really mean it this time. me and haley dont play basketball and one kid is kinda in his own world and the other kid is like athletically challenged or something. i'm serious, if there was a team of ditzy girls and the guy with the cast on his leg, they could totally beat us. anyways theres some okay people in history, but i dont sit near them. there is no chance of finding a new friend in math. and everyone in my english class is awesome with the exception of very few people. btu the girl ahead of me and alicia who is next to me are getting annoying, or im just getting angrier, but i wish mr hagwood would put me in the loner desk in the back so i could just sit there by myself.
this is getting boring and im getting hungry and i have waaay too many corndogs sitting in the freezer, so i'm gonn jet.
-Later Days mi amigos-

Current Music: Around the World - Red Hot Chili Peps

Magic Teddy Bears!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-08T10:10:00-05:00

none of my friends update, im bored, dont wanna do homework, putting off my shower, so i will entertain myself and write yet another entry.
unfortunately, not much hs happened since... oh... 3 hours ago when i wrote the last entry. *that was more sarcasm*
i'm bored. i kno i already said that, but i am. i have some history crap i could be working on and english i should be working on... but i cant read. not when i have the attention span of.... a fly. no.. worse. ummm a toddler! yea...toddler
i want new socks.... the ones that are white and have two stripes across the top.
i suck at basketball.
im writing every random thought that pops into my head.
my subject lines have nothing to do with the blog entry.
i dont really like tomato sauce. but i like the ad for it.
i dont like olive garden either. once i went there and i just ate the breadsticks. that was only 3 months ago.
i had a big head when i was a baby. the little hats they have at the hospital wouldnt fit on my head.
puffy cheetos are best slightly stale. but not too stale, cuz then all the greasy fluids soak into the middle... trust me.

DOWNLOAD:
Feeling This - Blink 182
Frantic - Metallica(the version with words)
Last Resort - Papa Roach(gotta represent)
Around the World - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Higher Ground - RHCP

-Later Days-

Current Music: Fuel - Metallica

Chuck's Synthetic Chicken

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-09T04:10:00-05:00

im hella hungry but i just ate a hoho... Pardon me! ding dong. not a hoho... i used to think hohos were better, but i have now come to appreciate the goodness of a fresh ding dong.
man... ceramics wouldve been the boringest class ever cuz we had to copy a bunch of shit about glazing and i cant see the board cuz i dont bring my glasses. but i said wouldve. it wasnt. alicia and cameron and i and eventually kaitlin got into a big game of table hockey with bits of hard clay and wood tools just flicking clay at each other. it was really alicia, me, and kaitlin against cameron tho. and he was the only one that got yelled at. and we dont think she knew his name cuz she kept saying YOU. YOU!
spanish sucked, we had a quiz, but i know i fucked up 3 of the questions cuz it was the same thing i was supposed to write, but i left out a word every time. stupid spanish.
pe was acually fun despite the fact that it was basketball. our team sucks of course, but we beat this one team that must suck really bad.
history we watched this... umm... weird movie. it had a lot about sex, but the movie was about king henry and ya kno... those days a long time ago... so it was really weird and gross. cuz at this one spot he was like "I want to fill you up every night. with babies" it was hilarious, but totally disgusting.
in math, i had a heated discussion about stale puffy cheetos, which i kno i discuss way too much, but theyre hella good. i think i actually got my math hw, cuz i was kinda goin with the rhythm and speeding along, but im afraid to check the back of the book to see if my answers are right, cuz i dont wanna have to go back and fix a ton of mistakes if theyre wrong.
english we did this game of like... telephone, but the teacher said a long story and the first of four people listened and then we brought in the next person to listen to the first person etc, etc for four people. and we did pretty good. the story involved a door-to-door synthetic chicken salesman, george jetson, midgets, gorillas, and ventriloquism. i kid you not. it was a pain in the ass to hear it explained 6 times though, although i managed to do last nights reading in class, though that wasnt much more exciting.
anyways... i think im gonna go eat some more... im so hungry
-Later Days-

Current Music: Paint it Black - Rolling Stones

Huge Heffers, Fat Cows, and Chubby Bovine - OH MY!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-10T06:10:00-05:00

going to modesto... going to modesto...

WHOA HOW DID THAT GET THERE? i just realized i subconsciously put a new piece of gum in my mouth, which i shouldntve done! and i wouldnt have done, should i have been conscious! but i wasnt!

so... water fight in ceramics today, got hit in the head in basketball, but hey, whats new? if i had a buck for every time i got hit in the head with a basketball ball... I'd be like $30 richer. which is a lot for like 14 years. not to mention i've had other incidents involving my head. wont get into that. got progress reports:
Ceramics: A-
Spanish: A
PE: A
History: A
Algebra 2: A
English: A+
though i did get a B for citizenship in english, but most people did. talking people anyways, even though i can safely bet you i talked more than anyone else did. i've always been talkative. not at first tho, at first im shy. but then i crack like a... like a... buttcrack! yea! a buttcrack... haha alicia's book said ass in english, so i took it and made it asswipe. i think it sounds more... formal and caring.
anyway i gotta cut this short im leaving fer modesto soon. gonna go to champs. we better, we placed 2nd last weekend even with my shitty sunday hitting. i got math hw too... and i should clean up a little... anyways... in tribute to the new gov....
Hasta La Vista, BEBE!

Current Music: I Didn't Like You Anyway - The Donnas

Softball Safari in Cow Country

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-12T09:10:00-05:00

got back from cow town. somethin like 6:30. i was half asleep on the way home. except for this one part where my dad was going 100mph and rolled down the window and flipped off some guy. driving with him is fun. but scary.
my mother, on the other hand slows down too much on yellow lights. not that he doesnt either, but not half as bad. so i always cheer when she speeds through one.
Saturday - went 2 and 1. lost to Hot Shots and beat Gold and Cobras.
Sunday - went 1 and 1. beat Cobras to get to face Rebels in champ game. lost 4 to 5.
though in truth, we won that last game, cuz the field ump called two plays against us that really, really screwed us over. one, he called a girl out on second when she wasnt, and we had bases loaded. and the other time, he said our first baseman's foot was not on first after she made a great play. but even i could tell it was from center field.
but on to the fun stuff... i drove up with reina and saturday night we watched pirates of the carribean in crystal and brandi's room and then we all went down to jacque's room and watched freddy vs jason. that is the funniest movie ever. we watched bits and pieces of movies throughout the rest of the time too, like office space, edward scissorhands, and dude wheres my car. we ordered pizza in, and reina and i stayed with brandi, kari, and crystal in their room. crystal and kari went to bed early in one bed, so the three of us left had to share a bed. reina was in the middle and all through the night she pushed me closer and closer to the edge of the bed until she finally stretched her arms and pushed me off the bed. but as soon as i was off, she rolled the other way anyways. so i slept on the floor.
crystal, carolyn, and i stole this fake plant from the hot shots... they were leaving it in front of peoples rooms and doorbell ditching them, so we just took it.
saturday morning, when we first stepped out of the car, it was like being hit in the face with a cow patty, it smelled like you would not believe. sunday morning, our game didnt start till noon, so the team went to the batting cages and while we were there, we all rode the go-carts. it was great. i had the obvious worst car there, as it took about 15 seconds for the thing to start slowly moving after a stop. kari and reina got stuck trying to spin out each other around a turn, so everyone had to stop. i was laughing so hard at them. i laughed even harder when i actually passed someone since half of us were stuck in the crappy two-people cars which went so slow, while kari, jacque, and reina had the faster, one person cars.
then, on the ride to the fields, we sang along to respect and heard some beach boys, before we decided to change stations. everything was crap, till i found some bluegrass station and turned the volume as high as it would go.
anyways... thats the shizzywaddle.... i did better hitting this time, i got a few doubles and one of them during that last inning of the championship game, where we had to get 2 runs to catch up. that scored a run.
when i was warming up with crystal in left field, i threw the ball around my left side... kinda backwards ya know?... try it. anyways, so crystal tried the same thing and ended up hitting her butt. hard. we just decided to believe no one saw it.
thats the end of it... Later Days

Current Music: Suck My Kiss - Chili Peps

Part 1

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-13T08:10:00-05:00

ahh i saw this one scary girls butt today and i told alicia i saw the scariest thing on earth and she actually pinpointed it exactly. it was creepily canny... uncanny... im not sure which, i just know its somethin like that.
oh wait, well i didnt see her butt in the locker room, im not a locker room perv or anything thats gross. i saw it during lunch. i just happened to look across the quad and saw this person bend over and like BAM! jaw dropped and i ran. i ran like the wind. like the hounds of hell were at my feet. and of course, screaming the whole time, until i got alicias attention long enough to shout it at her.
rest of the day was pretty mediocre as mediocrity goes. in pe we jogged for 8 minutes straight, droppin for 5 push ups every minute. actually wasnt too bad, kinda liked it except theres no water fountain near the small gym.
we were talkin proverbs in english and hagwood said... umm... "women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition". and fyi, i did not remember that like some english class nerd, its in laura's away message.
o yea, im not sure if i mentioned it, but i got asked out last friday. turned 'im down tho... three times asked out and 2 were nerds, though i can't remember one of em. i just have weird, bad luck with that. its not just that hes a nerd, i dont wanna be shallow, but im just not into those people. none of them are funny enough. vanessa always says i judge people by their jokes, which i deny, cuz i dont only judge, by that, but come on, ya gotta have a sense of humor, or else youre just another boring, complaining slug. and while i'm on the subject, dont repeat other peoples jokes without proper credit, especially if they're right there. and dont laugh at someones joke and then say the same thing in a different format and then laugh at that too, cuz that is really not funny.
someday i'll write a code on jokes, so morons cant fuck with humor too. theyve already claimed the roads, politics, and school systems, which i will just have to get to another time.
well.... homeworks a'callin
Later Days

Current Music: Higher Ground - Chili Peps

The Joke Code of Jokes

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-13T10:10:00-05:00

1. One will not repeat a shitty joke.
2. One will not repeat someone else's original humor without due credit(especially in the presence of that person)
3. One will not laugh at another's joke and then repeat the joke in a different format, only to laugh some more.

That is all. Comment with more rules, if you please, and I will add them if i find them necessary.

humpin, friggin, what more to say?

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-16T09:10:00-05:00

did you know wednesday is referred to as hump day?
and i asked my dad how come its all spelled weird and he said it was named after some weird greek god and i didnt believe him so he named of thursday and then we asked about friday and it was named after, get this... Frig! so it's hump day and frig day. isn't that awesome?
anyways... i was goin to practice tonight. and it was indoors, and i found a pair of plain black shoes in my closet that i kinda like now. i may wear them tomorro. besides the fact that i look bad in black shoes since my legs are so white. i really should do something about that. i swear i can beat almost any person you know at whiteness. i did complete my goal though. i found a girl whiter than me. i do have a tan stripe across the back of my knee and a big one across my thigh from softball, but that makes it look worse. so i purposely wear shorts past that part of my thigh. and trust me, its the better this way.
anyways... i hate ceramics.. still. i made no real progress on my box since i need new clay. i let the old stuff get hard and now it won't bend. gee... i wonder why. anyways... that means my box will fall apart though i was pretty much sure of that from the start anyways. i would fail the class, but i dont wanna be kicked off the team once the season starts. i just hope maybe i can switch out of it after the semester.
doin ok in spanish. actually, im doing my history homework in spanish, but same thing.
my team sucks in pe, but i'll get through it. history... is ok. the other day the teacher asked me a question but my mind was on meltdown so i just went umm... uh.... and the bell rang. sometimes i think i have the best luck. timing anyways. doin okay in math its an easy class. and english is a breeze. i think teachers like him don't like me because i can talk through the whole class and even when they try to catch me off guard with a question about whatever we're discussing, i still know right where we are or i can bluff my way through it. school is so easy.
softball too, for now. theres some meeting at school about it on monday, but i cant find out what time it is, cuz i ask my friends to listen to the announcements and they either dont or theres no announcements that day. i obviously cant hear em cuz im in the middle of pe, where theres no speakers.
aaaanyways... i was gonna take the all weights pe class next year, but now im not so sure. the teacher is mean to us whenever possible and i think i'd get bored of weights realy fast. but they dont run as much... i'll figure it out when i need to.
thats all folks.
Later Days

Current Music: Just Because - Janes Addiction

Donate! Help the Retarded Children!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-17T05:10:00-05:00

tra la la! juuuuust kidding that sounded kinda gay, i know... well after walking to kelseys house after school, she wanted to walk over to our old middle school to ask about gettin community service for her student body class. that sounds like such a terrible class i dont know why anyone would run. i voted based on friends and some intuitive name reading. sometimes i just decide to go with a certain name. reason is, i cant hear the candidates' speeches. why, you ask? it all goes back to that damn speaker system and 3rd period pe. not that 3rd period is bad, its actually nice cuz its not really cold and its never really hot. and its not right before or after lunch either. actually... some to think of it third period is like the best. besides the fact that none of my good friends are in my class. though it turns out like all the girls in our class are friendly. except two who kinda separate themselves, but its not a big loss, believe you me.
well i didnt do anything in ceramics today but copy alicias history homework and help look for a missing cutting device thingy. i really hate that class i cannot express it enuff. i wish i had taken art like a smart person. ceramics is one of the few things i've found that i profoundly suck at, one of the others being basketball. i pass really good, but basketball takes brains on the go and i cant handle moving plays or footwork. i cant shoot really good either. i have a really bad shot. i make 1 out of every... 9 shots i take. more or less depending on if im in retard mode.
Speaking of which.... at the grocery store this afternoon, there were people wearing bright, and i mean Bright!, yellow safety vests with red writing that said, "Help Retarded Children" and i almost pointed it out to my dad and laughed before i realized retardation isn't funny outside of school.
o yea, so back to the visit to middle school. srry my mind really wanders around. i saw crystal and brandi, and kelsey and i went to mr reeves and mrs dorris's classes. they were two of the nicest teachers there. mrs dorris couldnt get over how my hair had grown. for those of you who dont kno, my MOTHER made me get my hair cut really short in third grade. i swear to god that woman... she set it up, then tricked me into thinking it would be better and i hated it. but i kept it all through 7th grade or so... i dont know why, i just didnt think or care aboutmy hair enough to bother. but i still hated her for making me do it the whole time. cuz everyone would say your hir looked better in second grade! and i was like I kno, blame my mom! so...
O yea, at he grocery store, it was raleys, this lady started to ask me as we were passing if i knew where something was but she didnt finish cuz she looked over and i had a blank stareon my face and she realized i didnt work there. she said it was cuz i was wearing a red shirt. which makes sense except after you look around, you come to the conclusion that all the employees are wearing white shirts anyways.
mr fa-hagwood wants us to read 380 pages by november 1, when we will be taking a test on it. and he doesnt even discuss the reading with us or anything, we're just made to read the damn thing. im just gonna skim all the paragraphs describing plants and crap. kelsey said the whole first page is like devoted to a bush. go figure.
Later Days

Current Music: She's Gonna Break Soon - Less Than Jake

Bouncing Bird Bodies

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-18T09:10:00-05:00

well i finally struck out today. not that i havent before, but i hadnt yet this season. dont really care, when i went up to bat i knew i would automatically have one strike before i would swing the bat. lead-off thing. but on another note, i did pretty good batting today. pulled off somewhat of a hat trick i guess. though a real hat trick is all in one game. but all in one day isnt too bad. anyways its where you get at least one single, one double, and one triple. and though i did pretty good today, even actually fielding a bunt from catcher and throwing the girl out, my team didnt do too well.
we won the first game like 6-1. lost the next 2-0, but they were a good team that's placed well in big competitions before. and then we lost the last game too. we did really bad in that one we had so many errors. i get so mad at my team sometimes too. specially certain people. this one girl walks weird, but thats beside the point, though it is really annoying, but theres a fly ball to left field which shes playing, and she totally couldve caught it, but didnt. it dropped to the ground(obviously) and then she... i dunno... stopped? she just stood there with her hands up or something, meanwhile the runners are running... ya know, seeing as they're runners and all. and then when she finally figured out the ball was sittin on the ground right under her lazy butt, she didnt throw it in right away... kinda hesitated and waited and was overall a really big pain in the ass from where i was standing. luckily, i wasnt in the outfield when that happened or i probably wouldve screamed at her or something.
we had a huge break between 2nd and 3rd games and during the warm-up reina and i were throwing in a soccer goal. so she was trying to hit the top of the post and we had a big competition with it and DeDe was the referee standing behind the goal. anyways... the rest of the team had stopped, though we hadnt noticed, but they called us over to look at something and they were all huddled around looking at something on the ground. so as we got near i figured dead animal. so i told reina to stay back, cuz she tends to freak out big time over animals. she screams at bees, okay? so turns out its a dead bird.
a black, dead bird in the middle of a soccer field. so DeDe, being the bold person she is goes to the other side of it and nudges it with her foot. then she kicks it. and the madness ensued.
we all ran around as she kicked it at reina. we mustve spent a good 10 minutes running around laughing at reina freaking out as a dead bird soared at her. but the one part i remember most vividly was when DeDe gave it a good, hard kick and it went sailing and actually looked kinda like it was flying, tho the head was flopping everywhere and the wings were kinda flapping aimlessly. it was so funny we were falling over laughing.
anyways... we kept it around even while we were hitting, and i named it Louie. but Mickie said no, and she had named it Heraldo. So we decided to name it Louie Heraldo Gonzalez, which actually fit him quite well.
so later, while in line for flly balls, crystal asked me an reina if that was a graveyard behind the fields or she was just stupid. well we saw the wooden posts that they use around the edge of parks and were just about to say youre stupid when we saw there actually was a graveyard behind the fields. i dont know, but that just seemed interesting to me. and kinda funny.
you know whats freakin funny? that ad for Scary Movie 3, at the part where theres the person under the sheet who says in a little girls voice, "I am your daughter." and then the guy takes the sheet off and its michael jackson. i still laugh at it every time even though i've seen that ad about 30 times.
well i guess thats about it. so...
Later Days

Current Music: Can't Stop - Chili Peps(who are in town tonight!)

boring crap for crap

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-19T05:10:00-05:00

i'll make it short. won one, lost one. another triple play. second one in 4 tournaments, and some people only see one their whole lifetime. i did just kinda okay.
so... between games we went back ot to check up on Louie. still there, but of course, how far can a dead animal move overnight? well, DeDe found a cup to put him in this time, and it certainly made for better flying. at one point he went sailing clear over reinas head as she was ducking and running. we went through the woods over to the cemetary, but of course nuthin was really happenin. i think the same rule applies for dead people as dead birds. so... we buried Louie. but not before mickie and i decided that if it was a girl, its name was Roberta. anyways... buried it in a hole in the gorund and wrote R.I.P. in sticks.
well besides that, nothing really happened... i was just writing to pretty much put off my shower as long as possible, but i should get goin.
Later Days

Current Music: Fall Back Down - Rancid

Post-It Notes really do stick everywhere.

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-21T08:10:00-05:00

I just got my math homework! well, yesterday's math homework. but i actually got today's math homework today, so i think i'm caught up.
the other day in math, julia asked me what i wanted to be. like when i grow up i guess... so i said nothing to do with math. but i've actually been thinkin bout bein a math teacher. cuz ya kno, if you know how to do everything, it's not hard anymore. and all ya gotta do is explain it to some kids. sounds kinda nice. low pay though. i'll think about it.
anyways... i wonder how louie is doing... now everytime i play on those fields, i'll have to go pay him tribute. its kinda ironic that we have our own graveyard for him, though theres a graveyard less than 100 yards away. anyways...
well we were doing some group project in our rows in history and we answered questions the first day and then today, she would ask one person from each row one of the questions(but we wouldnt know who or what question) and whatever that person said counted for the whole group's grade. that said, i think matt really screwed his group. but our group answered good.
yup... so today in english we had to listen to our cranky old teacher complaining about groping and "licky faces" and such. and then he told meghan to put away her pictures or he would add them to his collection, which alicia and i found amusing. we have dirty minds. we need to work on that.
i have managed another two days of absolutely nothing in ceramics! i am now way behind everyone else on the boxes. but i did finish my sketch for the next project. tho who knows when i'll start that at the rate im going. my box will blow up anyways. we still have to glaze our last project... o well
today in spanish we had this sub that i had had in elementary school, Mrs Hellalian or something like that. but heres the story:
shes a kinda big woman, right? so she was subbing for our class in fifth grade and somehow she had like sat on a post it note or something and it was stuck to her butt. emily was the first to notice so we passed it round the class and then cole was told and he laughed. and she turned around and i guess we were all smiling anyways so she asked what was up. and katie said, you have um... a post it note on your butt. so Hellalian ries to reach for it, but she can't cuz shes too fat! so she backs up... and wipes her butt on the railing of the whiteboard! man we were all laughing so hard and so long, she eventually had to kinda yell at us to stop laughing.
good times.
whelp... gotta go shower and such
Later Days

Current Music: Big Balls - AC/DC

I. M. Hiper

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-10-31T05:10:00-05:00

ok well, i know i havent like "blogged" in awhile, but well.... i have a life. kinda.
well nothing too EXTRADORDINARY has happened in the past... what week and a half? i glued some fingers together, chewed some gum, abandoned a ceramics project.... life is pretty darn normal. which is why i havent been updating. oh and because im getting all obsessed with Sims again. i do it once in awhile, just get the urge and play it a lot. it'll wear off soon. but until then,
Have a jolly good day!

candy hangover

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-11-01T09:11:00-05:00

Well happy damn halloween. i actually did had quite a bit of fun, but not worth it in the end. i went to a reina's house with kari, both from softball, and we rented Willard and Hot Chick and we went to the theaters and saw Scary Movie 3.
Well, we named a lot of people in SM3 after people from our team which was okay, but then reina laughed SO LOUD during a not funny part and you could feel like the whole place glaring at us. anyways... it was a funny movie, obviously. but we accidentally got tickets to the one half an hour before the one we wanted, which was ok cuz we got there still during the previews anyways, but then we had a long time till reina's parents movie got out. they saw kill bill. so we played shooting games. reina and i always play one if theres one around. once we were playing one and reina was doing so much better then me and i would try harder and harder but do worse and i didnt get it, how someone could be beating me at a shooting game, cuz im pretty good. then we realized the guns were in the wrong spots and i was really kicking reinas butt after all. anyways...
so we went back to her house and watched willard, though i could tell i was probably gonna throw up. man, i had a whole bag of reeses pieces. i loved that candy. i dont anymore, cuz i was so sick. even now, my stomach still feels a little on the flip side though im 99% sure im not gonna be sick again. i dont get it, my stomachs been feeling like this the whole day. i dont know when it will stop.
i had soup for lunch, since i was stillna little sick, but i had a hot pocket for dinner. actually, it was a LEAN POCKET. which i HATE. they taste so fake compared to the real deal. so i vowed that next time i go to the store im stocking up on HOT pockets, not those crappy lean ones. ugh it makes me feel worse just to think of candy, especially reeses pieces. im not sure when i'll be able to eat anything like that again. i could do milky ways or 3 musketeers, cuz no matter how many of those i eat, i'll be fine, but i dont think ill be eating anything peanut buttery/chocolatey in the near future.
wait back to the story. theres not much more form there, we watched hot chick this mornin and all the special features on the dvd and then we had a big pillow fight. we really kicked kari's ass. and then on the way home, we stopped at starbucks, passing my school, where apparently, there was a football game this mornin. go figure. speaking of which, varsity team won 40-0 last night against sac high. that is really sad.
i guess thats about it though... so..
Later Days

P.S. i am still in my pajamas.

K to the A. RMA

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-11-04T10:11:00-05:00

well... pretty good day i guess. kaitlin purposely got clay on my (clean)sweatshirt so i got upset. i dont know... maybe im not a mornin person and maybe im just too uptight. i'll address that later tho. since its been so cold(for california anyways) ie been wearin a t-shirt and a longsleeved t-shirt and then a sweatshirt. and trust me, its still a little chilly, tho i still wear shorts it doesnt matter cuz i cant feel the cold on my legs. anyways... so i ended up wearing three t-shirts in PE and a sweatshirt and of course shorts. but we did that one stretch where we kinda swing our arms in circles, but i couldnt really do it, i was so bundled up it was hard to move my arms, lol. i cant seem to remember much of the rest of the day tho. i signed up for jury in this mock trial thing in history which ended up being not a very good decision cuz i have to read every article in that packet. the packet is a half inch thick and im not joking, honestly. but i didnt want to have an active part in the trial and be put on the spot or anything and the jury's instructions are pretty easy, so its alright, except coupled wth my english, i have SOOO much reading.
we have a really annoying book to read in english class and we have a test november 12, but im only on like page 40. some of my friends are in the 200's. i just have trouble starting stuff. once i get started i could read without interruption for hours. but i just can never get myself motivated enough to start. and we cant really use just sparknotes cuz the test will be really detailed and stuff.
man, theres a sad ad on tv with this little boy who was playing baseball and he waits on the sidewalk forever cuz his brother forgot to pick him up cuz he was gettin stoned or something. the little boy is so sad.
hahaha i love this ad for some mtv special on friends with benefits and its called "True Life: I Am a Friend with Benefits" or Have im not sure if its I Am or I Have, but the first time i heard it i repeated it out loud and i thought it was the funniest thing.
anyways, i've resolved to be less uptight. not that im really uptight now, but im really gonna try this. What goes around come around. that's what i will try to live by from now on. im not super uptight or anal, but i did snap at kaitlin this mornin. she was really pissin me off and i kinda slammed/threw something. i do get really angry if people piss me off. or just disrespect me, my feelings, or thoughts in general. i cant count the number of times just in the past 2 months that i have almost turned around and punched some asshole in the face. once i even got mad at myself for not getting mad at some jackass in the hall. thats not as much uptight as uhh... violent? i dunno... but i wanna just be more easy going and just be able to let go. at least ive already got that down homework-wise.
anyways, gotta go, catch ya'll later
Later Days

yumbebumbum... dumb!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-11-07T04:11:00-05:00

i am officially stupid. i got an F on my math quiz! just kidding... it was a math test. theres a difference, ya see. a test costs ya more points. yea i got 8 out of 15 right. which earned me about a 53%. not totally shabby. but definitely in the waaay lower part of the class. so todays been a little strange what the weird bumping noises coming from outside or somewhere and me getting an F. considering that the class before that, my grade is a 97% and the class after is like an A+. im usually pretty smart, but i always procrastinate and never study. so i guess im doin pretty good considering... anyways...
i missed isabella in english. shes my dog, dont get any ideas. so we just pretended she was there and pet her. we meaning pretty much just alicia and me, though meghan was giving her a few imaginary kicks. porr isabel. her names isabella, tho we call her a lot of names. stinky, poopy, izzy, isabel, smellabel... you name it, its hers.
once again, i am falling behind in ceramics. or i should say i continue to fall drastically behind. i dont care i hate that class.
in history, we were put in groups to make some tea-party skit thing. and we could have people from our time in it, so of course everyone has brittany spears, but we couldnt decide who i should be so my part is pretty lame for now. i did manage to improve my moonwalk a little up and down the rows seeing as my group didnt need my help and i was trying to think of people to be and michael jacksons name popped up. a few of us were also throwing paper balls around the room, but it still wasnt extremely fun or anything.
i have so much reading and stuff due wednesday, but luckily theres no school tuesday and thursdays a minimum day, so finally we get some kind of a break. and then thanksgivings coming up and eventually christmas. im actually not a real big fan of christmas, cuz i end up getting a lot of retarded presents, tho i know its the thought that counts. but i really dont like the church aspect of it. my mom is like a born again, really obsessive christian/catholic or something and im really not a big fan of religion. we were actually readign something on religion in history and one paper was from thomas paine, who was like one of the head honchos of Deism of something and i kinda agreed with his outlook. he was talkingbout how the jews, who are the descendants of those who wrote the bible, even said it was false. i have thought so. anyways, i pretty much figure, if you really believe in something, then it works for you. if you really believe in heaven and hell, you will go to one. if you believe in reincarnation, you will probably be reincarnated. so on and so forth.my mother believes in miracles and shes had somewhat of one herself so i wont deny her beliefs, but i just have other views. of course if i told her that she would really freak out and probably find some reason to ground me, so i just dont bring it up. so im always forced to go to church. even if i did bring it up, she would play the guilt card and be blaming herself for "negleting my religious life" or some crap.
anyways im rambling and im sure you probably are getting sick of this and didnt want to read it anyways
Later Days

Current Music - Away from Me - Puddle of Mudd

dude... awesome.

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-11-10T10:11:00-05:00

I am so retarded. Well no school tomorrow which is my one savign grace, i don't know what the fuck i would do if there was school, cuz i have to make up for 2 weeks of reading in one day. and im going to the movies, cuz hey if there's no school, you just have to take total advantage of it even if you are behind by about 300 pages. pages with small font and big words i must add.
yup, i read 50 pages of rebecca last night, and about 20 more in spanish and ceramics this morning, plus an extra 20 in the car on the way to and from my bass lesson. it was kinda slow going though, cuz my dad was playing pink floyd which is really bad music if youre trying to read something. chili peppers works good for that kinda stuff. anyways, i've decided to take a crash course in speed reading and teach myself using this stupid book. and if it all backfires, who cares, i've got the sparknotes anyways. and then you ask, well why dont ya just use the sparknotes ya moron?! well, i know for a fact the test will be full of crappy detailed stuff, so i at least wanted to take a stab at readin it. and i must admit ive been doing good for skipping the first two weeks of reading. ive caught up quickly during spanish and such.
elf doesn't even look like that good of a movie, so i dont know why i bother... i guess it's for the friends, one of the few times i see them outside of school. and once in awhile at the grocery store. haha, i saw katie and vanessa at the grocery store and what were they doing? hassling another hot guy. i seriously think katie has nothing better to do. she speed reads so she's of course finished the book by now.
oh but im leaving the other thing out. due the same day that the english reading is, is a history thing. im an idiot and wanted to be on the jury, cuz hey, no real participation in the trial right? well i have to read a whole 100-page packet. i swear to god it's about a half inch thick. you cant even get a normal staple through it, believe me, i tried. anyways... i managed to get emily to split the reading with me cuz shes in the jury too. i just realised she got the smaller half of the reading too. which is an oxymoron, cuz if its in halves, it's equal. but obviously it's not so screw whatever i just said.
i must be going delirious from all this reading... i gotta take a break and watch some boob tube man... give my brain a rest....
Later Days

Current Music: Big Balls - AC/DC

ya fish licker!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-11-11T01:11:00-05:00

you know what i meant to write in here but kept forgetting? my excellent discovery. it is the greatest discovery since... umm.. microwaves! cuz hose are just awesome...
anyways, i was sitting there pettin isabelle and she started lickin something ya kno? and i was like stop licking ya... and i thought lunatic... but if you switch letters theres a lick... and it turns out that its TUNALIC thats freakin awesome...
anyways we're going to the movie in ten minutes and im not sure how im gonna pay, i could ask the rents fo money... but i doubt theyd give me some. eh, can't hurt to try.
ADIOS AMIGOS

Current Music: Puddle of Mudd - Away from Me

nor*cal hairlines

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-11-14T05:11:00-05:00

i realized i live in caifornia but have nothing to show for it. no earthquake experiences, no real fires. i have lit many a thing on fire, but its not like a FIRE. life is kinda boring here. sometimes i see police copters with like the searchlights.... but thats not really cool anyways.a geyser in california would be awesome. are geysers hot? i think so... thatd be cool if there was a cold one...
anyways.... progress reports are soon i guess and uhh i have a D in ceramics. that same grade as stephanie, tho ive done a lot more than her. i thought.. anyways... its evend out by my A's in history, math, english and pe. and maybe spanish. who knows, with that crazy lady. for gods sake, she didnt even know how to play bingo. BINGO. OLD GRANDMAS PLAY THAT GAME. but she couldnt quite grasp the concept. we explained it, but i still dont think she got it.
some "up-and-coming" band, Nu-clear, played at our school today during lunch. travis was being a pain in the ass about the whole thing. actually, he's gotten to be a real pain in the ass about everything. and it doesnt help that some girls think hes hot. cuz really... hes not. example" his eyebrows seem to have gotten sick of their spot and are now migrating up to his hairline. hmm.. that was mean. sorry travis. i couldnt help myself. so annoying. anyways....
thats that, i am hating ceramics more than ever. doesn't matter, i'll switch classes ASAP. in the meanwhile...
Later Days

Current Music: Eat You Alive - Limp Bizkit

crap for brains

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-11-16T06:11:00-05:00

took some quizzes i found on some persons blog

Which 'Friend' Are You?Find out!

Which Music Type are You?Find out!

anyways, im kinda pissed off at the moment, we did my hair today, but it came out pretty bad as far as i can tell. i hate my hair. everything about it. its a pain in the ass. i wouldnt make a good brunette either, so blonde is just my thing, but now it looks really bad. really bad. i dont wanna go to school. i wanna undo today. pain in the ass. i hate this. im bored. i found an awesome website and mini movies, but i watched all of the ones out now, they cycle through all the old ones, but only like every month and it takes a month to make a new one. but theyre good movies. www.happytreefriends.com they're really awesome. i like Flippy. anywaaaays... im bored and annoyed and hungry.
Later days

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-11-21T05:11:00-05:00

progress reports today. its ironic i have first period ceramics, since the rest of the classes are all A's and then there's a fat D at the top. the A+ in spanish makes up for it. but wait just a minute, k? i'm not a smarty pants know-it-all wants to beat the rest of the class and be on top. school's just easy for me. i never study for tests... i do my homework in spanish class, and still have an A+ for some reason.
i'm not quite sure why tho, cuz i barely participate and i talk all the time but that teachers crazy. honest to god, she didn't even grasp the concept of bingo. she was like Ok let's play bingo! and then she had some demented version that wouldnt even work. and she cant really say my name since theres a Kelly, Katie, and Kaylee in the class as well as myself(Caitlin). its actually kinda funny, but very confusing.
fagwood grades based on if he likes you. i had the highest score out of all the classes on the rebecca test i think, and i still have a A-. history is a guaranteed A or high B, and math is free to do whatever it wants. but i got an F on the last test tho i still have an A. PE's a given. ceramics... i will never catch up and i can't transfer because i'll get a drop F. sucks ass, cuz i can't get an F or else i can't play school ball.
well moving on... my alarm goes off at 6:21, but that's giving me 20 minutes of extra rest. except sometimes i blow it and fall asleep. today was my personal best. i woke up and looked at the clock and it said 7:30. i thought oh... extra 10 minutes, then i was like wait.... SHIT. cuz i have to be out the door at 7:30. so i flew out of bed and got dressed, grabbed a soda and go-gurt and some gum and was about out the door until my ddad made me brush my teeth. so i still managed to be in the car by 7:37. maybe i'll get up late everyday, i fit in breakfast as well as hygiene... cleaned my face, brushed the teeth and hair, went to the bathroom, packed lunch(the soda)... i did pretty good. thats better than some days when i actually get up on time. and i wasn't even late for class. still no tardies or absences.
every week the damn school gives us papers in third period that have our tardies and absences and all that crap. everyone just leaves theirs lying around or rips em up and throws em out. it sucks, cuz if you leave em out we may have to run the next day since my third period is pe.
so tonight, the jv and varsity football teams are still playin in the post-season crap. i bet one of em will lose.
woohoo no school fer a week. but i have math and english hw anyways.
G2G! LATE AGAIN!

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-11-24T06:11:00-05:00

this sucks.
as much fun as school vacations are supposed to be, mine are just hell. school sucks and vacations aren't fun either. life's such a bother.

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-11-24T06:11:00-05:00

ok well as much as i summed it up in that last entry, i'm gonna explain my day.
got up at 11:00ish. played nintendo and watched a special on blink 182 before being yelled at to do an impossible amount of chores. so i got dressed, got the sheets off the bed, put em in the wash(all while trying to watch the tv), and then i went out to eat lunch. now, i dont have many options since, apparently, my mom neglects to even read her own goddamn grocery list. so i've got a box of lean pockets(which are gross, cuz the special "lean cheese" or whatever doesn't melt so the globs of it are cold and the sauce is hot ad tastes gross, i've got one normal hot pocket left, but i had one yesterday so i can't have one today, and i've got corndogs(which i also had just the other day) and what i presumed was easy mac. so i figure, hey, maybe if i cook the mac n cheese fast enough i can take it to my room and watch whatevers left of the show.
turns out my delusional mother, who now snaps at me for no reason, got mac n cheese with special "Tombstone Cheese Pizza Flavor". so i'm thinking greeeeaat NICE JOB MORON! but i figure hey maybe it'll be okay. so i make it and stuff and the cheese powder mixes in and it's got like those little green flakes of... ya kno, the stuff. and i'm thinkin i'm probably not gonna like it. it smells bad too. so i try it and of course it's gross. so i give up on that, the show's over by now, and i just go to emptying the dishwasher cuz i figure if i don't do it now, i'm just gonna be yelled at and hafta do it later anyways. so i leave out a bowl of mostly eaten cereal full of milk which i know is my mother's because usually, when people finish their meals... THEY WASH THEM OUT. i know the dishwasher was full, but DAMMIT YOU COULD STAND TO AT LEAST RUN IT UNDER SOME WATER YA LAZY BUM!
so i continue with the chores, doin a really bad 15* minutes of piano(*- not really 15, usually ranging anywhere from 14-10 minutes depending on whose home, my degree of lateness, and what i think i can get away with). so then i go out and just giv eup and have another corn dog(they're good anytime ya kno) and i go back to my room. i lounge around watchin tv and playin on the computer(once again, whatever i think i can get away with) and then i gotta go to my bass lesson.
upon my return, i go outside ad rake up a HUGE pile of leaves. honestly, it was like a carpet of orange under the tree. and i come in when im finished and its too cold anyways and tell my mom i managed to get most of it. she says "Most of it?! i get all of it!" and i'm like well i don't like to rake up rocks too(cuz it's a rocky area, you kno those little "decorative" rocks that pople use to... i dont kno decorate?) and she's like well sort them out by hand and i'm like "UGH. i'll do it tomorrow". i said that at like 5:10 as i was waiting for dinner to roll around, i didn't want to do more chores. speakin of which right now, i hafta take out the trash AND get the mail. and its cold.
UGH. so i just got the stupid mail. and i come in the door, which i opened only a little since she was standing right there, and my mom goes "Is the door closed? Brr, you're sucking the heat outta the dryer" GODDAMNIT WOMAN ITS NOT MY FAULT IT"S COLD. ugh. you see, this is why i kind of like schoo, at least it keeps my parents away.
and i'm not just saying they're like this cuz i'm getting older, they just seem more annoying to me; they really are getting worse. she wasn't this snappy. but he actually did yell that much. more actually. they're both a pain in the ass and sometimes i really wonder. like... why haven't they just divorced? or what would happen if this one died? or this is why people don't like my attitude, i get it from my parents.
i hate the holidays. people are a pain in the ass.
and i know that includes me.

yooooo yo MA FO SHEEZY

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-01T09:12:00-05:00

now i dont know why i bother updating this, but here i go again.
ceramics - my project now actually resembles somewhat of an animal life form. i told alicia i aim to get it fired at least by the end of these three weeks. speaking of which, why do we have three whole weeks worth of school between thanksgiving and xmas? everyone thought we only had two. anyways.... all i hafta do is hollow out the body and maybe attach a head and tail and it'll be done for now. course who knows, that could take me a few weeks at the rate im going.
spanish - easy but stupid and borig class. it's really a waste of good energy, not to mention paper. so i stopped writing down in class assignments. it doesnt matter cuz the teacher doesnt notice. she's creepy, but i think its hilarious when she says girl, cuz with her accent shes like gurr. like nelly or something. its great. but crappy class.
pe - im actually improving in indoor soccer, believe it or not. i used to play soccer before i gave it up to play softball all the time. we changed teams today so the hottie isnt on my team anymore, but our team is pretty good. 2 good forwards and a good goalie and 1 ok defender and 2 kinda... not soccer players. man, one kid waited so long to kick the ball even the other team was yelling at him to just kick it.
history - doin some crappy project on peasants and taxes and protests or something. it sucks, but at least im not writing the paper this time.
math - boring.
english - mr hagwood is a moron for putting me next to alicia. we managed to caryr on conversations about blinking. and eye twitches. and pornographs- my interpretation of paragraphs.
anyways it was raining, which i actually like, but my hair went wavy now. its not wavy after i shower or anything, it dries straight, but once it rains, it turns wavy. dont know... made some brownies. i always ask semi-stupid questions tho, just to make sure i dont screw up, but my dad just gets madder at me. next time, i'll just mess up on purpose. who cares. i dont my brain feels empty. its nice. just empty.
anyways....
later days compadres

purple retarded apes

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-05T11:12:00-05:00

once again, im pointlessly updating this. pointlessly.
damn project in history, i got stuck doing most of the crap for the group again. we're supposed to make some big chart on paper and i didnt have like BIG paper. gee, i wonder why, cuz damn, EVERYONE had BIG paper. cuz you never know when you willl have to use your BIG paper. I must've used it so much i ran out. anyways... i'm gonna do mine on the back of christmas wrapping paper. tis the season.
math test today. got at least 2 wrong im thinkin. one word problem's answer ended up being about 2.9 days, and my frind rounded that out even more to 3, but i totally calculated it out. ended up being something like 2 days, 21 hours, and 18 minutes or somethin. i better not get that wrong. yea after most of us had finished tho the teacher was like Shit, i gave you guys the wrong test. but it had like the same problem. haha he's so funny. like, it wasnt a joke, but it was still hilarious, cuz he screws up at least 2 things up every day.
ha thats great. a KY ad on tv. hilarious. you know why i said pointlessly? apparently i got nuthin to say. im so boring. and bored.so my wolf body looks really good in ceramics, but i cant figure out how to ad a head and tail without screwing it up. it better not blow up i've dedicated about a month to it. this is why im failing ceramics.
on the other hand, im acing spanish. how, i dont know. we played fuckin bingo for an HOUR today. just BINGO BINGO BINGO. so boring. so i did my history from yesterday, and still managed to win a bingo game.
well, when its all over, the two most productive things i did this week were A) popped a zit that had been pissin me off and B) ... i forgot
dammit. i know i did something good, too... oh well
O WAIT ok, i accidentally discovered a double snap. snap like when you snap your fingers. which reminds me, some kid in woodshop sliced off the top of his thumb yesterday and the kid next to me in pe was right there, so we got a nice firsthand description. we started tae bo now. it sucks man. i have always disliked it, but people think i secretely like it cuz im smiling the whole team, but its because the video is so funny, not because i am enjoying it. o well, next unit after heart rate crap and soccer is line dancing with the other class. greeeaaat. speakin of soccer, i always get put on the worst pe teams. we have scored maybe 2 goals at most in about 5 games and never won. in fact, we're getting worst. worse. man thats sad.
TGIF Buckaroos

Lethargy Sets In....

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-10T07:12:00-05:00

well well well..... we meet again.
seriosuly, i havent been to this thing in like 2 weeks. i bet youre like checking the date of my last entry right now ya fags, and so what if i cant count right? my math teacher doesnt seem to mind. and i sit next to the smart geeky kid in the class, so i think everybody else thinks im smart automatically anyways. though once.... we did the easiest review problems and one was like multiplying a negative by negative or something stupid like that and i actually said it was negative. it was pretty embarassing. i mean, i am in algebra 2 here.
im only in beginning ceramics on the other hand. in another day, i will have completed my second project. well kinda 2nd and a half, cuz i actually started my box. i just didnt really finish it. and my wolf is so close to being done. im such a perfectionist, i spent all of today shaping the head. haha thats probably why im flunking the class. which i cant afford to do with softball starting up soon. ugh... somehow... somehow i'll catch up. maybe. if i can switch out at the end of the semester and avoid a drop f, im going for it.
all the other classes are just dandy. the history lectures are SO BORING. its honestly... so boring... even the smartest kids in the class can hardly keep awake. well i couldnt anyways. i bet the one major smartypants stayed awake for it tho. not to name any names.
it rhymes with duck, cluck, and muck.
lunch munch today. third period is when the announcements go down and i got pe and theres no umm... announcement box thingies in the locker room, so the pe teacher said the student council wanted us to hear some announcements on the paper. first thing? lunch munch today! bring money! we were like riiight... a little late. pe kinda sucked... another day of heart rate monitors. this time we did the "chair test". you sit in a chair right? and then you stand up. and then you sit down. and then you stand up. and then you sit down. and you do this every second for a minute. and if youre not one of the five peopl doing the excersize at the moment, you just sit there.
but we havet had to do our warm up lap for like 2 or 3 days and we wont have to do it tomorro either. come to think of it, pe has been easy these last few days. and in spanish, we've just watched Piglet's BIG Adventure, Scooby Doo and the School of Ghouls and Our Lady Guadalupe(not an actual movie, just some documentary crap). the first we watche din spanish, the second we had spanish sub titles and the last one was just completely english. no history homework so far too. even the math homeworks been easy. whats with this?! i like it.
so recently, i kinda rediscovered a no doubt cd i had lying around. it wasnt originally mine, my mom gave it to me. dont know why. i've asked but that doesn't really mean anything. once i asked her what she said cuz she had kinda mumbled and she couldn't remember. and this was 2 seconds after she had said it. anyways, i like no doubt's old stuff, but their kinda newfound disco/dance sound is annoying. but tragic kingdom is a pretty great cd. nothing beats my sum 41, but i will openly admit its okay.
i think sum 41's my favorite band. it's sad tho, i dont have any of their shirts... well thats something for my birthday. dammit, i already made my xmas list and its too late to change it now, so i might as well start my b-day list. my birthday is pretty good, almost perfectly spaced halfway between each xmas. kinda.... well not really. but 4 months, is still pretty good as far as spacing goes.
well im rambling... as usual! right on track... haha i love these people at my school who cant date yet cuz of their religion or parents, but they like someone who likes them back, so they claim theyre not dating, but they're all hangin off each other every chance they get. me on the other hand.... i'm like flypaper for freaks. i've got some creepy little black kid from my pe class stalking me. i have nothing against black people, there's a hto one near me in spanish, but this kid is just plain creepy. if only you could see this... if only....
anyways, whats up with this weather? its freakin california man! but at any time of the day if you breathe deep enough, you can make that steam.
hey this kid cut off the top of his thumb in woodshop earlier this week. and i know him. haha... sorry i dont mean to be cruel. he's fine tho... i think they sewed it back on or something.
anyways... flip side foo!
Later Days

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-10T07:12:00-05:00

you know that lady that played the Nanny and is now doing old navy ads? it must be realy depressing for everyone to refer to you as the Nanny. like know one really calls her by her real name. is it Fran Drecher or something? or was that the Nanny's name? see, isnt that sad? anyways.... that was just a random addition to my previous lenthy entry. adios amigos.

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-12T05:12:00-05:00

short people are fuckin awesome. yea!

Hummm... Dinger!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-12T05:12:00-05:00

sleepover tonight, don't really wanna go... but yet i wanna go. im not sure. i cant decide. i dont think i do tho. why am i such a indecisive piece of crap?!
crappin crap.
i finally finished my wolf in ceramics. well not really hahahaha. i have yet to put the body on the base and then i hafta add a hole somewhere and tweak little things until its just right. alicia and i were going to set a meeting with the counselor about that class yesterday, but forgot. then we were gonna today, but she resisted for some reason. why must i always pressure her to do anything?
god, who knows. hahaha that remind me of mark and brian this morning. (radio show) it was their xmas party and the one part i heard was this string of jokes in a comedy act.
what do you get when you crozss holy water with metamucil?
a religious movement.
what's the quickest way to get a nun pregnant?
dress her up like an alter boy.
in pe, we had quite a conversation about the ways of the gays.not that i'm one of those like... haters. im fine with like everyone. tho sometimes, my gut acts prejudiced inside. and i dont know why. for some reason, i think it has something to do with my mother. anyways... english was supposed to be SO boring today, but alicia and i had a blast writing notes about cows and pikachus and sneezing and colors and frankenstein. es verde. it was an old spanish assignment. speakin of which, the spanish teach left this mornin, which shouldhave been better, but the sub was a creepy FREAK. well times a wastin and i have a sleepover i may have to go to, and should shower first.
ADIOS

COW DROWNED AFTER FATAL TIPPING INCIDENT

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-16T04:12:00-05:00

I HAVENT SLEPT FOR TWO DAYS AND IM NOT TIRED. WHAT IS WRONG HERE?!
everything hurts, and im close to pulling three muscles. two in my thighs, so i had a hell of a time trying not to fall over going down the steps at lunch. so basically, i havent been able to get to sleep without waking up like 10 minutes later, for like 2 days now, and im not even like tired. or i guess im secretly tired. secretly meaning, im yawning a lot, but dont feel tired. i dont get it, i just want to sleep through a whole night. but i cant. i'll get little bits and pieces of sleep and then just wake up again. i did this when i was a baby. i didnt sleep long for like a whole year and my mom just like freaked out and told the doctor to put me on something. that was a long time ago tho.
anywaysssss linedancing in pe. kinda fun. starts to hurt your feet after awhile tho, since we're in our socks on a hardwood floor. ugh i really hate this tho. yesterday, my left thigh hurt, today its the right. and im really afraid im gonna pull a muscle again. i really hate pulling muscles. its just cuz yesterday i went to a softball thign after school and didnt stretch. so i got one tomorro too, and i reeeeeeeeealllly dont wanna blow this by pulling a muscle. they take so long to heal and then they're so iffy for the longest time, like you dont wanna push it. i feel like just whacking my head against the desk.
im like a wlking zombie. a slightly gimpy, walking zombie. i wanna sleep now, but i dont wanna screw myself up so i cant sleep tonight either. im gonna go on a search for like tylenol pm or something tonight. but i gotta keep stretching my legs all the time.
out of my two parents, i got like the worst traits of both. i got my mother's shortness and pale, freckly skin. (i'm not one of those superfreckly people with like freckles all over tho). and then.... im not sure about my dad... i guess i got his temper. or... well thats not really inherited, but being around it... you tend to pick it up. maybe i got his hair. who knows, who cares, im rambling. this is as tall and tan as i'll ever be and it is really sad. i've considered tanning places i guess, but those are so weird and if you do it a lot it actually makes you uglier in older age. but honestly, i can't stand this. i hate jeans, i look weird in pants, i love shorts, but my legs are too white. i even heard a guy say something bout white legs at lunch the other day as i passed. i guess i had forgotten that people notice. brings back bad memories.
honestly, you'd think i would at least get something from my stupid parents. something worth having. my dads tanness or tallness. my moms hair. she had good hair before she dyed it. dont know why she did it. she's not the sharpest crayon in the box. and hell, shes only like 5 feet tall.
you know what i hate about this blog? i really take it too literally as my journal and end up complaining a lot in it, so every time people read this they must think this is all i care about. actually.... they may be right. i dont really have much else to care about. hw is pointless, softballs easy, doin good in my classes. i dont care to get myself obsessed with music. at least not like some. i do like to get into it tho. i've finally found the perfect sound for me. it's been right there all along too. its just a combination of rock, pop, punk, and a little reggae. but i pretty much sum it up into ska. its already a combo of the first 3. and i've always had a thing for trumpets and the jazzy feel you get with brass.
enough about me, what about you?
saw the funniest damn movie ever to be made in english today. mr hagwood is being unusually easy on us. he's got something bad planned. but in math, we're planning.... a PARTAY. spanish too actually, but those suck. actually all school parties suck. unless it was my english class cuz i love that class. its the best class anyone could ever ask for.
this is getting long, and im pretty sure the fun expired long ago. and the interestingness. so i will leave you with one last thing.
this girl used to go cow tipping when she lived in alabama, and her mom tipped one and the next day it was dead.
drowned in its own spit.
Later Days

Note:

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-16T05:12:00-05:00

you should probably disregard that whole last entry on account of sleep deprivation and temporary insanity. well, we hope its only temporary, although the damage may be permanent.

the toilet: a modern day miracle

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-16T07:12:00-05:00

please excuse me, i am going to go use the restroom.
you know why they call it that? cuz you just sit there, resting. your bathroom is like your sanctuary. well it is to me. think about it, you are safe from the entire outside world(provided there are no hurricanes, earthquakes, floods, or toilet explosions) (AND provided you dont like stink the place up and cause a mass evacuation)
anyways... i love my bathroom. sometimes i go there to think. no one bugs you, cuz they prolly all think you're hangin a poop or something. you could get some heavy duty thinkin done up in thurr.
well... im gonna go think or poop or something. i'll decide when i get there.

Rock Out Naked

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-18T09:12:00-05:00

you know what band is actually pretty great, but so many people don't give them credit cuz they've only heard their singles or more dancey songs? no doubt. their first second and third cd and totally different and pretty awesome. at least as far as the bass line goes. their second cd was the best, go buy it. now.
anywaysssss..... ive got a fiesta tomorro and then a test and then a party in math. then i think we're gonna continue watchin this FUCKING HILARIOUS movie in english. believe me, i would not say that if i did not mean it one hundred percent. funniest movie you'll ever see. its called uh.... The Gods Must Be Crazy 2. go see it. now.
so ive almost lost all hope of stockpiling candy canes this year like i had planned. i really love candy canes. good tasting ones, not weirda crap. i like the raspberry ones, normal ones, the minis, and wintergreen, and even the like berry ones. so pretty much everything but those weird cheap ones that you see around during the rest of the year. those suck.some of those sees ones are bad. i chipped a filling on one of those once.
you kno what like the best holiday song is? like besides jingle bells and rockin aroudn the xmas tree. i love those. but the best one of all is.... I Won't Be Home for Christmas. i almost said Christman. eh who cares, besides religious freaks.
i really want blink's new cd tho... but ever since i freakin pointed it out to my mom that it was parental advisory, she wont get it. she claims shes lookin for a like censored one, but i highly highly doubt it. she wont get it. whyd i hafta point it out, you say? she said if i ever wanted a parental advisory one, she would jsut have to listen to it first. so i said she would have to and then she makes up freakin excuses about it. so she just totally avoids it. so annoying. she always lies tho, so i just hafta get used to it. lies and sleeps. thats about it. so annoying.
anyways, im rambling and im hella bored. you know, math is actually so freakin easy right now. one of todays questions was: if you flip two coins what is the probability that both will be heads up? and this is algebra 2.
learned a new dance in pe. i am like a terribly odd person. i always laugh when people die on tv or in a movie or anything gruesome like that. and i like linedancing. i love it. i find it hilarious and totally fun. today we learned that "leather slappin" one, and i just had the most fun with that. slappin my shoes like 6 times in a row and spinning in a circle while doing so is totally hilarious to me. well i wasnt really wearing shoes. we're in socks. why? who knows, but i think its cuz the staff is taking advantage of us and using us to clean their floors for em. i wore black socks one day and at the end of class, there was like a layer of dust bunnies on em. funny, but weird. anyways... gonna go
Later Days

p.s. the entry title is from the end of a chili peppers song. but its dirrty. pg-13. Sir Psycho Sexy. fer real. word. peace out, ya hurr?

Tis the Season

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-18T10:12:00-05:00

Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging cicles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh god I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must've snapped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone.

Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)

It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone

I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas

Won't Be Home for Christmas - Blink 182

Tonight on ABC: wetawded crappy skunks attack!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-19T06:12:00-05:00

hmm.
every time i just start to like people again, i remember, why im so antisocial in the first place. i dont even know why people gotta be a pain in the ass to complete strangers. even their best friends. why do complete strangers or people you barely know gotta act like such dickheads to ya? just karma? are you a bad person or something? whats up with it.
i get so frustrated i just really wanna kill people sometimes. not that i ever would, i'd kill myself first. tho maybe i'd sneak a few before doing the big sc. not that it really matters.
ate so much sugar today and then acted like a freak. made a few good jokes on my way tho. im not sure who was talkin to who, but im pretty sure taylor asked if that was joshs ride or something she just pointed out in the parking lot somewhere. i said.. what? the short bus? took a few seconds for anyone to really get it. but then they got it. and then we discovered it was buss 155W. brandon and taylor decided the W was for whackin or something, but i think i was totally right when i said it stood for Wetawd. i mean, come on, we're talkin about the short bus here.
then we saw a bus called the blue bird and decided that blue birds are really scary, so that must be why it was named that. i even did an impression of a blue bird. flying, not crowing or anything.
did you know in the feadulism days with knights and crap, they would fling diseased cows on catapults? very interesting.
i love candy canes.
i also love blink 182. I Miss You. good song download it. if you want to risk complete computer ruin. who cares if people download music? it was the greatest invention since the microwave and indoor plumbing and personal bathrooms. and tvs and computers. downloadable music. its genius. then you dont have to call into the radio station to request a song, but you dont even know its name and you have to wait for 2 hours to hear it. thas where the trusty worldwide web and high speed internet connection come in. all ya need is some of the songs lyrics and google and BAM you got your song title and band. then you just go download. quite grand isn't it?
i will never know what i want to do for like a job. im not particularily good at anything. just particularily bad at ceramics, but thats about it.
are ravens bigger than crows or vice versa? you think in your head since raven is a bigger word, they would be the bigger bird, but now im not really sure.
skunks dont really smell that bad. we've had single trash bags that smell way worse than any skunk. do skunks smell if they die of natural cause? i think they do, cuz the stench has got to come out sometime, eventually through decomposition, but i think it comes out right away cuz their muscles relax after they die and i bet their anal muscles just let loose. i think people crap their pants when they die too for the same reason.
well that concludes another session of caitlins messed up trains of thought.
Come Back Now, Ya Hear?!

JUST IN: CRAPPY BLOG ENTRY

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-20T12:12:00-05:00

ok its 12:30, i'm alone on here and my friends don't update 24/7 like me, so i was cruisin blogs of people who've been to my blog. it really is strange how different this all is. theres thousands of people blogging on a website run by a few college kids. and these blogs range in age from middle schoolers to adults, and everyones blog gets read by everyone else. sometimes you get people your own age, other times its anywhere from freshman to seniors to college kids to adults(who you wouldnt think would have a blog). and theres so many different ways people put their blog to use.
me for example, i have a nice mix of complaination and just weird, pleasant thoughts. like skunks' anal muscles. now, go back and read that and tell me that aint funny. You'd be shittin me foo! ha... i love that phrase. You're shittin me! it's in Stuck On You (the movie with the conjoined twins) (its not a great movie, but matt damon is hot.) back to the point. "Hot damn!" is my new catchphrase. but back to the really real point.
most school age people are up in hurr writing bout finals and whatever, and me, failing to even begin my ceramics "final"(much less complete the other 6 projects i have neglected to do), and i'm just kickin back thinkin about converting an apartment into a huge bathroom(which would be totally awesome, i swear). you could have the black and white tile everywhere. and the first room you enter would be the waiting room, you know like in womens' restrooms in department stores. and that could be the living room with like a tv. hell, you could even install one of those beds that folds out of the wall designed after one of those baby changing tables. those beds are the funnest thing. in 7th grade, we had one in our room on a field trip and we folded ourselves into the wall so many times. and then just dropped the bed. real adrenaline rush. i also got locked in the room next door after lights out and a chaperone was stalking the door, butt hat is another story. but who cares? i got all the time in the world, it's only 12:40.
well me and a few roommates were gonna go to our friends next door for ghost stories and the chaperones were just starting lights out. so we waited till the coast was clear and i made a break for it, but apparently, no one else from my room actually followed me. so i tried to leave, but a freaky chaperone knew i was in there and was standing just out of peephole range, watching our two rooms' doors. (peepholes need a wider range of sight). so i resorted to just lay on the floor between the beds and try to leave at 2:30 in the morning, until i looked at the window and realized what a genius i was at that exact moment, cuz it was then i realized we were on the first floor and all the rooms had sliding glass doors and balconies. i had in fact, been balcony hopping earlier that day and remembered alicia saying we would keep the sliding door in our room unlocked that night (who knows why, since morgan had freaked us all out with a killer hobo-man rumor earlier). well this room was further from our balcony than normal, so i had to actually jump off and run on foot. there was a slight problem, since the room i was in had the squeakiest door on earth, and this whole time the morons from my room were trying to communicate by banging on the walls, which everyone in the place must have heard. so that was about it, i jumped down, ran, jumped up, and got in. i wonder how long the chaperone stood there before realizing we must have fixed the problem somehow. me and my genious. it really is phenominal.
anyways once again, back to the point. which was that, there are just so many thousands of people ranging greatly in age, all writing about different things. some just write about school. some just complain. some just write to their friends. some write about their family and job. and here i am talkin bout skunks butt muscles, dead people poopin their pants, and cows drowning in their own drool.
Actually, i also heard that sheep will lay down in a puddle when its raining and drown. and why do cows sleep standing up when they are perfectly capable of laying down? they really are just asking to be tipped.
man, i swatted a little mosquito and now im like paranoid, scratchin everywhere tho im pretty sure it didnt even bite me. my moms got pneumonia. that came outta nowhere. anyways, it finally explains why every conversation i had with her would end with her asleep. i even called her on the phone to pick me up at a friends house after school, and she said okay. and then she fell asleep standing up with the phone to her ear and when she woke up, she couldnt remember if i had called that day or if it was the day before. thank god she actually had a stroke of brilliance and checked the call log on the phone. she gets that from me. after awhile of being around me, you start to pick up on the smartness just radiating from me. but honestly, this is the same stubborn.. person who refuses to listen to my side of a story, and acknowledge, that part of it was her fault. hell, i'll tell that story too.
alicia and i were at orientation getting our class schedules. the thing ended super early and i wanted to stay put, but alicia really wanted to go and kelseys mom was comin to pick kels up and she lives near the school and offered to take us to her house and have my mom pick us up there. well i called her cell phone. it rang like 6 times and no one picked up, person or machine. so i called home and left a message, figurin she hadnt picked up cuz she was going to the bathroom or outside gardening or something. turns out she was in the store for like 2 minutes AND DIDNT BRING THE GODDAMN CELL PHONE IN WITH HER. NOW HONESTLY PEOPLE, WHAT THE FuCK IS THE POINT OF A GODDAMN PORTABLE PHONE , IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE IT IN THE CAR?!?!?!!?!?!?! so turns out, it actually had an answering machine, but she has it set up to ring a trillion times before it picks up. and this being the ONE time i really tried my hardest to do things right. goddamn bitch. pain in my ass. so she came to pick us up when i called her 10-15 minutes later and she was SO freakin pissed. she was yelling at the top of her lungs at us in the car and she said she was gonna strangle us both. so after we dropped off alicia, i had to give her an explanation of my side of the story while she was yelling at me, and i am not good under pressure and i'm not very clear anyways. so she didnt get the clear, full story and never will cuz she's too stubborn an ass to ever admit anything other than what she knows now and i really don't wanna push the subject cuz its just another pain in my ass. she says i lied, cuz when kelseys mom asked i said i had left a message on the phone. which wasnt a lie, cuz i honestly thought she was at home, how was i to know? so she always uses the "well you lied" card all the time now. SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS. plus shes always sick, so its hard to stay mad at her. tho she does manage to help make it easier by being an even bigger pain in the ass.
ok, im done. really, i've been waiting to explode about that, since i got really pissed off at her. she was actin all snappy probably from being sick, but she doesnt hafta be a pain in the ass to me about it. not my freakin fault, i didnt have pneumonia, now did i? nope. thats all her. plus i was already pissed cuz i really wanted this one cd, but it had the parental advisory label and long story short, shes a lying bitch basically. she eventually said she'd get the clean version for xmas but i highly doubt she even bothered to do that. any time i want something from online that she says she'll get, i have to make her do it right then, or else she will never ever do it. apparently, she is always busy with email. i could not imagine why tho, because one must have at least some friends to get so much email, cuz spam does not reproduce that quickly. and someone of her stature is not quick to make friends. honestly, would you want to be friends with her? no, you would not. she has like a shrine dedicated to mary/jesus/god in her bathroom and it scares the shit outta me. theres a ledge around the top of the bathroom and shes got all these little thingies of mary all looking down right at you, and i swear, it feels like someones always watching you, which is doubly creepy for me, as im not a relgious person. she would kill me if i told her that though. she really makes things so complicated.
ok, im really done now and i mean it. do you think skunks smell skunky when they fart?
May the Blue Bird be with you. Bus 155W. gotta represent. word up. peace out.

Hot Damn!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-20T02:12:00-05:00

okay, that last entry was like one HUGE train of thought, so hopefully this one wont be as bad(or long). i took some quizzes wanna see? Well too bad! no just kidding here it is:

Conscious self

Overall self

Take Free Enneagram Personality Test

Enneagram Test Results

Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||||| 62%

Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||||| 64%

Type 3 Ambition |||||||||||| 49%

Type 4 Sensitivity |||||| 25%

Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||| 60%

Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||| 45%

Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%

Type 8 Hostility |||||||||||||| 57%

Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||| 67%

Your Conscious-Surface type is 7w8
Your Unconscious-Overall type is 9w8

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i took the shorter version of that test and the longer version and got the same exact answer both times, so i guess its the truth whether i like it or not. anyways, you kno what i realized i was good at? being second place. it always seems im usually second, but i don't really get pissed about it or anything. usually, i just watch the person who is better and learn from em. anyways... thats all i noticed. the top of my mouth hurts really bad, but i dont know why. i think it was something i did at school yesterday, like a candy cane or something.
you know what a pretty good song is? Elevator by Box Car Racer. it tells a story from 2 different points of view and i really like it. maybe i'll post the lyrics in here, when i get around to it. i had some jello today. jello is fun. my foil ball is at softball size now. 100% foil and some staples(to hold it together). and most of it is ding dong wrappers. sad, i kno, but yet so very interesting.
anyways, thats about it, i'll go blog cruisin, but in the meantime,
Mahalo or Mahallo, not sure. who cares.

Screech like a Monkey!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-22T02:12:00-05:00

Discombobulated.
isn't that an awesome word? i thought of it when i was trying to read the newspaper in a stupor. it said "as the crow flies", but i thought it said "the crow files" and i was like, man that guy's a loony bin. but than i looked for the title in the article and it had as the crow flies. yea, sometimes i go slightly dyslexic when i read things. but im not dyslexic. it's just something i do once in awhile accidentally.
so my moms gotten sicker, well not really, but im noticing it more, and its starting to really annoy me. i have a low tolerance for sickness. probably cuz i don't get sick very often. my dad NEVER gets sick, so i think i got at least some good thing from him if it wasnt the tanness or the tallness. i get sick every 6 months to a year, but not really often. my mom on the other hand, is always sick or in pain from something. so like every half hour on the hour she moans and i can hear it and this is at like 2:30 in the morning and im like UGH. and its not cuz i dont realize shes sick, i just don't have as good a tolerance as most people. plus she gets crabbier towards me, which i resent.
for example, my dad mentioned chimichungas in the grocery store, and i was like cool... thatd be a good name for a dog, cuz face it, it just would be. so then i was joking around and asked her, wouldn't chimichunga be a cool dog name? or someting like that, and she was like NO!. and i was like ...fine. but i've taken to calling the dogs Chimi and Chunga anyways.
currently, im lookin at pics of me as a baby, cuz i think i was actually kinda of sickly when i was little. my parents are the weirdest couple. theres a pic of my dad holding me as a baby, and i think i was pooping at the moment they took that picture or something. my face is all squinty and poopy lookin. anyways.... let's see... 4/30, 12:01 p.m., 7 pounds, 14 ounces, 21 inches long. oh yea, those little knit hats they have the babies wear, mine wouldn't stay on cuz i had a big head. at least i wasn't a.... CHUBBY BABY. hahaha.... inside joke, i know she'll read this. ok, baby's first year:
2 months - slept through a whole night. not surprising.
3 months - dislocated elbow playing with dad. nice.
4 months - screaching like a monkey.
4 and a half months - allergic bronchitus.
5 and a half months - allergic bronchitus(still or again).
6 and a half months - thrush mouth infection. also, moving with great speed by pulling self with arms.
Dec. 19 - "Jumped out of crib, landing on back. gave mommy heart failure."
i was a baby daredevil. poured boiling water onto head, rolled off a counter, 2nd grade, i ran into a pole too.
3 days till Xmas Foo! can't wait, fer real. you know what i realized? with my mom sick, we won't be going to church!!!! YES!!! i hate church. i don't really believe in god. or really the public worship part, either, not liking that. but christmas is cool still.
Sorry to anyone who bothered reading that, but oh well, it was your fault.
Adios!

Sanitarium. Leave Me Be.

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-22T11:12:00-05:00

the mother is now checked in to the sanitarium. the crazy house. the loony bin.

haha, i wish. actually.... i think she should be, but unfortunately, my opinion does not count for much in this family. she is checked in tho, at the hosiptal. i hate hospitals. they creep me out, and there's never a good reason to be there. unless you like work there, but i mean besides that.
makes you wonder why its called the sanitarium if everyone inside is insane. i mean, really, who thinks up this crap? Sanitarium is actually also a good song by the one and only metallica, though i prefer Fuel.
anyways, the good thing is A) very good chance of no church this year and B) i get to play music as loud as i want again.
not to be like... mean... but come on, it's better with her gone. just the sound of someone puking is really gross. like i can see it and hear it on tv, but when you hear it in real life, then its gross. especially since my mom is so... vocal about it.
but hey, i finally figured out what kinda of movies i like. not like a genre, but a particular category. late 90's high school movies. 10 Things I Hate About You, Can't Hardly Wait, Jawbreaker, Never Been Kissed, Bring It On, stuff like that.
anyways... that's about it...
Later Days

Yo to the Ho Ho

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-24T06:12:00-05:00

i'm so tired and hungry. we need to go to the grocery store and we were gonna, but i dont know why we didnt. and then later tonight we're gonna go to the hospital again.
i hate hospitals. cuz you're walking down a hall and on either side, theres just sick, bedridden people. and the nurses are a little weird too, if you ask me. i wonder how often they get sick, since theyre around sick people all the time. anyways, hospitalized people arent fun to talk to either cuz ya dont know what to say and even if you say it, they're so drugged up that it feels like you're talking to a wall. ad it's not like you have much to say either. its like, come on, what would you talk about?
plus, sometimes the person's got a roommate, which is weirder cuz all you've got there is this little privacy curtain, which i think is hilarious, but i don't like talking cuz theres another person right there. it's just creepy. i would rather talk to an inmate at the prison or a crazy person in the asylum than a sick dude in the hospital.
anyways, i added some new links to that side panel. i love that short bus rampage game. so funny. for more games, just go to rytrix.com or pogo.com or something. funkypages.com.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Ho Ho Ho

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-25T02:12:00-05:00

CAN I GET A w00t?!

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BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-25T09:12:00-05:00

dumbasses cant even rate my blog right. that last entry was genius and they said it wasn't smart or reeeal. if it aint real, why do people say it, huh? and it was brilliant, to hell with them, CAN I GET A w00t?!
anyways xmas was kinda lame as usual. and i still havent opened all the presents, cuz i said i would save some for when mom gets home. and that wont be for at least another day. until then, i can bring a few at a time to the hospital.
went an saw lord of the rings with alicia. that movie is hilarious. i think it has homosexual undertones tho. anyways.
oh yea! i went to the hospital actually in my pajamas this morning and no one knew or cared. even my mom didnt believe it when i told her. i was wearin my old pe shorts and a sweatshirt over a school tshirt. that was it. i put on some green boxers under the shorts just to be a little festive tho.
tom cruise was hot back in the day, but once he grew the hair out, ugh. but top gun and a few good men? very nice.
heard bits of the new blink cd today. well its not really new. you've heard the story as to why i currently do not own a copy(as of yet) so, you may know i do actually want it, i just dont have it and its not my fault. anyways, i don't really know where i was going with that sentence, just rambling. juuuuuust rambling.
all of my entries just ramble along like a mad cow.
Can I get a w00t?!
word. peace out.

Orange Iguana, Blue Bird, and Purple PEEEEEENIS!!!!!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-27T12:12:00-05:00

yo yo oreo!
the other day, we were waiting at a stop light and this car ahead of us was partially in our lane and partially in the other one. and we were just sitting there. and i look over and i swear the car was bouncing! hydraulics are one of the greatest modern day inventions, honestly, hilarious.
anyways, i guess im supposed to say what i got for xmas. i havent finished opening presents, but im prety sure all thats left is some cds. so far my top presents were.... a sweatshirt, umm some cds, and... oh, ok this will take some explaining. its one of those things that has like 5 silver balls hanging in a row and you drop one of the ones on the end and it hits the rest and one on theother side pops up. it's called Newton's Cradle. anyways, i've wanted that for about 3 christmases now, so its about time. anyways, after my mom gets better, we're gonna also get some red b-ball shorts, the blink 182 cd, and possibly some new shoes, since mine are gettin ripped up.
wow that was BORING. i don't have much to say tho. i went to in n out burger today. i love the burgers, but i hate crowds, so i get pissed off. goooood burgers tho. fries suck, but good burgers and good onions.
i like onions. it may be a little weird, but i love onions. i also love barbecue sauce, corndogs, and pepperoni pizza hot pockets. and extra cheesy easy mac with hot dogs in it. oh, and chunky peanut butter and salt & vinegar chips. and sour cream & onion chips. and tuna. (with onions of course)
actually, im eating the peanut butter right now. but that is besides the point. well it would be beside the point, but i had no original point anyways.
that leaves me with nothing. so for lack of anything better to say, ttyl.

sleep. a much needed thing.

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-27T09:12:00-05:00

rating blogs is a stupid idea. why do people always feel the need to put a label on someone else? it's just stupid.
got back from the absolute boringest hospital visit of my life. opened what was left of the christmas presents and mom complained mroe about this delusional dipshit across the hall. of course, she's already told us the same story 20 times. she tells us everything multiple times, butting into other peoples business. she cant even keep up with her own life, to say the least. and then she insisted on taking a walk through the halls. i really should not have gone, but that would've left me alone in the crappy hospital room. so all we accomplished was walking down a few halls. in my boredom, i managed to almost accidentally make a copy my hand in the copy machine. how my hand got in there.... who knows. wasnt me.
but then we went back to her room and it just got worse and more boring. and then she did the same old stupid "you hurt my feelings" shit. honest to god, who cares. i had to stay there for a lousy fucking hour and a half. more, really, and shes not even sick. just stupid, but unfortunately there's no cure for that.
i'm just not even going to go tomorrow. why put myself through the same crap. i dont have to take it, and im just gonna piss them off again.
other than that, not much to talk about really. i slept till 2:30(p.m.), and then when i just sat there in the room, my mother was like "how can you be tired?" and im like well goddamn, you're boring me to death. actually, i am really tired. maybe i'll just go back to sleep.
later.

Smooth, Long, Silky..... Hair.

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-28T06:12:00-05:00

Yo Yo Oreo!
well after about an hour of obsessing, i've changed my blog colors. im too perfectionistic. but my hair feels good.
moving on, i do have to go to the hospital again tonight. boring misery. got up at 12 today! better than yesterday at least. sometimes when you're laying in bed, you just totally loose track of time. thats how i ended up getting out of bed at 2:30 when it seems it was just 11 not too long ago. that was yesterday anyways. i decided if i was ever in jail or being held captive, i would just sleep since it really passes the time. sleeping and eating. why not? thats all i do anyways. i am such a bum. most vacation days, i just never change out of my pjs. today, i just added another layer. some pajama pants and a sweatshirt. thats all it takes really.
i watched I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, and later, i plan to watch Final Destination. maybe practice some bass. i havent played in awhile. i wouldnt even know the date if it wasnt written on this here blog.
anyways, i've actually been cleaning my room, believe it or not! it's kinda weird... having the desk so cleeeean. granted, there's still dustballs back there behind the computer and lamp an stuff, but you don't really see them unless you're lookin for em. i rearranged my cd.... racks? holder things anyways. i left space for the blink cd i may get SOMEday. cross your fingers. anyways, i put in the cds i got for xmas- the donnas, the donnas, the donnas, nirvana, mxpx, and goldfinger - Get Skintight, Turn 21, Spend the Night, Nevermind, Before Everything & After, and Hang-Ups. and i'm already starting a list for my birthday, which as you may or may not know, is in about 5 months. it's pretty nicely spaced from xmas- always a good thing. some kid who was in my 2nd and 3rd grade classes had his birthday on xmas, which mustve sucked. he moved to yuba city i guess, but i always said cuba. i was close. i always said i passed away when i passed out, too. i was always close, but never right on. doesn't matter now.
rambling.... always rambling. i'm gonna stop here, more later.
Cheerio Oreo!

Yum yum dum dum!

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-31T02:12:00-05:00

WHAT UP PAPA SMURFS?!
im bored and kinda hungry and itssssss NEW YEARS!! eve. ANYWAYS.................................. i cant think of anything to say.
okay, alicias coming over!and theres a Law & Order SVU marathon today. I only got 4 horus of sleep. but trust me, i do pretty good with less. theres a lady with a red fro on tv and its freakin me out. i wanna play Short Bus RAMPAGE!!!!! its in my links down there somewheres. ANYHOOO...... bored as a buffalo's bum. do buffalo have buttocks? like the butt cheeks? i dont think they do. they have tight butts.
i guess thats about it yo. i'm out.

CAT BALLS

BassPlyr1305 — 2003-12-31T07:12:00-05:00

alicia is here. and she is... interesting. verrrrry eeenteresting.
well, i read the awesomest thing today. in the newspaper, there's a section called "Taste". the cover story was about using "Cocoa Nuts". originally, i thought this was some stupid coconut pun. but anyways, the little weirdo picture had this lady drinking hot chocolate with what i assumed was cocoa nuts in it. and there was a cat in the bottom corner and i was about to move on when i noticed that the cat had a nametag. guess what it was?! COCOA! and whats this article about? COCOA NUTS. hahahahah i thought that was freakin hilarious.
you get it right?
more later.

p.s. if you didnt get it, think about alternate meaning for "nuts". i bet cocoa was a guy cat. i love whoever slipped that in the paper, awesome.

chickenfingers up butts

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-03T11:01:00-05:00

Koo Koo Katchu Little Dude
what be happnin? im bored as HELL. the hospital sucked. spent like 2 hours there and my mom is such a pain in the ass. i want to leave her there. perrrrrmanently. i hate goin to visit her too cuz shes too clingy and such a pain. shes so moody that she cries like every visit and gets pissed off at us even tho she is spoiled beyond belief and doesnt even acknowledge it. man on emore day of break left too. not really tho, cuz i would have the weekend off anyways. so really break ended yesterday.
i have nothing to saaaay. i vaccumed the garage yesterday. and was supposed to get payed for it, but i have yet to see the money. i want pe. normal pe, not this stupid linedancing for 2 MORE WEEKS. one week was bad enough. it's terrible i tell ya. besides, i need to be running to shed the weight i've been gaining over the breaks slowly but surely. i need to chilll. i think i'll go play shortbus rampage. it relieves tention so well. i love that game. i'll update when i actually have something to say.
later...

wile e. coyote is the bomb diggity

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-05T03:01:00-05:00

i was gonna update this but now i decided not to. i'll tell you this though; i got an awesome band-aid at the doctors office today.

Always Your Easy Target. Go.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-09T04:01:00-05:00

man i love my dads screensavers. i was just lookin at it now cuz i was listening to the asnwering machine in the office. cuz my mom is a lunatic, but i can save that for another time, this is important. his screensaver was THE classic.... Flying Toasters. complete with a moon in the ackground too. and toasters would blow up and shoot out toast and roll over and it was just........ inspiring.
he's has good screensavers before tho. i need one. o wait... nevermind i have one. but its crap. its cool crap, but it don't even touch da shit.
shit and crap are two very different words, although essentially, they all come back to poop.
anyways this entry is for all you retards out there that think I Miss You is the best song since Time of Your Life or the Vitamin C graduation song. no such story, mi compadre! all you think you're the bomb diggity printin the lyrics to I Miss You in your blog and half of you dont even fully understand the lyrics. i.e. even know who they refer to by 'Jack and Sally'. anyways you are all sadly mistaken, in that the best songs of their new album are... get this... AT THE END.
usual blink style to put the best songs at the end. trust me on this one. break away from the Miss You mania. try these:

"Are we all victims of opportunity
Locked outside the door back in '83
I heard the angry voice of the man inside
And saw the look of fear in my mother's eyes

GO GO GO GO
I don't wanna know
I don't wanna know

Mom get in the car and let's drive away
She said I'm sorry Mark but there's nowhere to stay
Gave up all her hope and went back inside
Hid her broken heart and let the engine die"

"I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying
And your hands they shake with goodbyes
And I'll take you back if you'd have me
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready

Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
Always
Kiss you taste you all night
Always"

"All her signals are getting lost in the ether, she's a landslide with a city beneath her
So take a good look, so you'll never forget it (That's what she wanted)
Take a deep breath, I know I'm gonna regret it (That's what she wanted)

Holly's looking dry looking for an easy target
Let her slit my throat give her ammo if she'll use it
Caution on the road lies lies and hidden danger.
Southern California's breeding mommy's little monster.

She's got a mission, and I'm collateral damage. (That's what she wanted)
She's the flower that you place on my casket. (That's what she wanted)
Savor the moment cause the memory's fleeting.
Take a photograph, as the last train is leaving.

Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)"

"I'm talking to the ceiling
My life just lost all meaning
Do one thing for me tonight
I'm dying in this silence

The last star left in heaven
Is falling down to earth and
Do you still feel the same way
Do you still feel the same way

Fuck I can't let this kill me, let go
I need some more time to fix this problem
I need some more time to fix this problem
I need some more time to fix this"

Huh? much better. granted, you will have to hear the songs for yourself so go buy the cd. support the cause! dont download the whole cd like some dumbfuck. music will stop if you keep doin it ya morons! those songs were, by the way, "Go", "Always", "Easy Target", and "Here's Your Letter".
buy the cd you wont regret it.hell, go to best buy, only ten bucks. well spent, i might add. 8, 10, 11, 13. those were the track numbers. see? all the good ones are near the end. not to mention, feeling this and i miss you are also on the album. go get it.
anywayyys. i am in protest of morons accusing others of stealing "their song" when they dont even have the cd. dont even know what the hell theyre talking about. maybe they dont deserve to.
later.

you da poo

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-09T05:01:00-05:00

just some quick quizzes to take your mind off... whatever..... and stuff.... like... yea. inside joke to alicia. jesus christ 10 likes in one sentence! anyways.... here they be.

'Fudged in the Head' PLEASE VOTE!!!

What Type of Lunatic are You? (With Cool Pics!!)
brought to you by Quizilla

What Snack Food are You? (With Cool Pics!!)
brought to you by Quizilla

they're both by the same person. what can i say she does good quizzes. especially the donut one. very nice... there's drivign cars off roofs singing secret agent man and running down the street naked singing im horny, horny, horny, horny. as well as "if sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position" and "when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."
anyways... more shit later.

hummmmm dunger

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-17T07:01:00-05:00

so.... i know i havent updated in awhile. not much to say, really. finals are coming up.
ceramics- i didnt even do the final project, tho i actually finished two more projects, so i've actually done 3 out of 7, which isnt THAT bad. but the final prject was worth more points, but... i dont care.
spanish- teacher is such a moron. she said we wouldnt be taking a final ever, but now she says she has to give us a final. shes just retarded.
pe- we have to make a dance as a group. bad times.
history- boring. and hard.
math- stupid. we got a worksheet and i just didnt do it. my brain felt ike sludge. i dont even care, im still smarter than 2/3 of the class.
english- good times. the final is just a vocab thing.

so the main deal with pe is that the group sucks. im okay with 5 of the 6 people, but one of them refused to be in any group without stephanie. so we got stuck with her. and now she's being a pain in the ass. no sense of humor unless its herown jokes. only talks about herself. haha, she was complaining that she would get in trouble with her mom since her pe teach is friends with her mom, and we asked why and she said cuz she wasnt dancing. A) we were figuring out what to do with what we had B) we obviuosly can't be dancing the whole hour C) it wasnt like we hadnt been doing any dancing whatsoever and D) after she ex/com-plained about it, she sat down a pouted! if you're convinced you're going to get in trouble for not dancing, obviously, the logical thing to do is.... sit down?!. goddamn! the sad part is... i'm not surprised. am i flypaper for morons? they just seem to follow me everywhere.
anyways... i really have nothing to say. life is boring but satisfactory.

p.s. the title was supposed to be dumm dinger. No! i spelled it wrong again. okay it was supposed to be Hum(m etc.) Dinger. but i loved dunger, so i left it.

UGH

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-19T02:01:00-05:00

so. here it be. a new entry about my crazy mother.
and no she's not actually medically diagnosed with a crazy person disease or mental disorder, but i do believe, that to some extent, she is a raving mad lunatic.
The Most Recent Example:
finals are coming up. my dad asks, "So, are you studying for finals?" and i go, "No, that's tomorrrow" and he goes, "no the school newletter said its tuesday and wednesday" and this is where it gets complicated. some teachers and kids are saying, "finals are wednesday and thursday" and others are saying "tuesday and wednesday" and im like what?
so my dad says, "thats what it said in the newletter" and i say "where is it?". it was on the kitchen counter for the longest time. so he looks in the school papers drawer. its not there. we look around the whole house. nowhere to be found. he didnt throw it out. i didnt throw it out. he goes and asks mom if she touched it. she says "NO!" she comes out and tries to blame it on us! she said "its probably in caitlin's room" "maybe you threw it out"(to dad). then my dad says "well your medical papers that were in the thing are sitting here on the counter, so you must've thrown it out".
okay, that obviously should've settled it right there, but she will NEVER admit she is wrong. EVER.
so we're left with a crazy mother and no newletter to be found.

SHES CRAZY DAMMIT.

p.s. after my inital ranting, i also realized she could not remember if she had eaten lunch by 5 p.m. the previous day, so how would she even remember if she touched the newsletter? eh??

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-25T04:01:00-05:00

well as of 1:30 pm, my mom was taken back to the hospital. which leaves me infinitely screwed. my dad left for a while and then came back(from the hospital) and just recently, he went back because they're getting ready to do some surgery stuff and i told him i would be fine staying here alone. WHAT DOES HE DO?! he calls my softball coach and now i am staying at her house. i protest, but i have to go there. I AM PERFECTLY FINE STAYING HOME ALONE. i dont want to go to another persons house right now, i just want to be ALONE! GODDAMN. and now im crying and i hate to cry and now i have to go to someone elses house, who im not really really close friends with. besides the fact that i like my home and i like to stay here unless the person is a really really really good friend. why cant i just be alone? i've stayed alone for horus at a time before. im capable of showering and feeding myself and we do have an alarm system. besides, i could go get my bat and carry it around with me anyways, WOULD THAT HELP?! i hate this. i really really hate this.
what if my mom dies? then what? besides that, theres also the stupendous idea that i am probably going to live to regret this, inheriting all of her crappy medical shit.
and that is why i hate being me.

mental post-it

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-25T11:01:00-05:00

you know how people often menion how they go to school and put on a face and hide their problems at home? i decided that instead of this, i am a person who goes to school and just gets so caught up in being somewhere else that i totally forget that i had problems in the first place. that, or my problems just seem less important than whats happening at the moment.
i just have a short attention span unless i really have something to say. in that case, i will say it and get it off my chest and give everyone my complete opinion and then not talk about it again. an example of this is when i ask someone a question that isn't very important, but just popped into my head at that very second. if someone doesnt respond with an answer right away and has to stop to think about it, i just tell them i didnt really care in the first place, because, Hey!- i didnt. it saves them the trouble of thinking and it gets the question out of my head. cuz if i dont ask it, it will stay in my head until i do and then that's all i can think about and i get so consumed thinking about it that i dont listen to or think about anything else.
anyways... that was just a random entry that i decided to post now cuz im bored and dont want to go to bed and i really wanted to say it for some reason. just another one of those things that i really had to say and get it over with.
-until next time-

i just need some sleep.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-27T05:01:00-05:00

life. it's boring. everyone does the same thing. you just live and then you die. that's it. i dont think people should be judged for committing suicide. it's their choice, really. if they want to do it, then let them do it.
i feel kind of sick to my stomach at the moment. i was just wondering if maybe i'm givig myself an ulcer from getting so pissed off so much today.
i had a bad day. one of the worst yet. ceramics was boring as hell, i hate spanish, p.e. was okay, history was history, lunch was shit, math was terrible, and english... was okay crap. it all went down at lunch. for some reason, morgan and cody or whats his face were, i dunno, playing around and she ends up butt down in the mud. she then goes for revenge, they getting nearer and nearer to our backpacks(lined against the wall), people were screaming 'my backpack!' they werent listening, cody tripped morgan and she fell, mud-covered ass and all, right onto.... my backpack. mine. of the 10 backpacks in that line... it was mine. its always mine. soda exploded in my backpack. now theres mud all over it. i wouldnt be too pissed if it was just the outside of the backpack... but its the part where your BACK goes. and after he got her, they just walked off without a 'sorry' or 'i'm so sorry, let me help you clean that off'; nope, they just walked away. actually cody made fun of me for wearing shorts and i pointed out that it was MY backpack that he ruined, but no apology or anything. so i ended up carrying it to my sixth period class and just taking my binder and a pencil to math. i didnt even get to eat my whole lunch because my soda was knocked out of my hand. i guess what happened wasnt so bad, but when its just one after another, i just get really... irritated. this is why i hate crowds of people, and just people in general. someone you've known since second grade and another person who doesnt even know your name totally cakes your stuff in mud and walks off without even a sorry? thats just bullshit. BullShit.
no one was in much of a position to help, but it doesnt make things any better if people just laugh at it and make jokes while you're standing there alone.
it still pisses me off thinking about it now. these are the times when you know who your real friends are. i dont know, life just sucks really bad right now. plus, i have the worst luck. this isnt the first time assholes at lunch have completely run into me or gotten shit on my backpack without even apologizing, but this is just the worst yet.
afterwards, i wish i had done something, like shoved their head into the wall or at least something, but i just didnt. i just watched it happen. every time, i just watch it happen.
on another note, i actually ran a whole mile today without stopping or anything. in the rain. actually, i think it was because of the weather that i did so well. thats the first time i have ever run a complete mile, i hadnt even ran three consecutive laps before, until a day ago.
it made me happy for awhile, but it just sucks how bad feelings always outweigh the good. or maybe its just depends on the person, but i never forget the bad things, they stay in my head for quite awhile.
i need new shoes. if i stepped in a puddle with these, my feet would be soaked for the rest of the day. pieces of crap.
i guess i need some sleep, i havent been going to bed at a normal hour recently, and i guess maybe its getting to me. everything gets to me. what happens if my mom dies? i'm left here. i dont know what to do without her. i just dont know. i just dont know.

Gnaaarly Duuuude

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-30T04:01:00-05:00

so... what be happenin? hummm... we did hockey in pe, which is a bitch, its freakin scary. people are getting all freaked out and trying to hit the puck like 90 miles an hour and the plastic pucks hurt like hell in the cold. i mark a bruise on my leg just from a light hit. i finally took home my third project from ceramics today. up close, its not very nice looking, but from far away it looks great! i designed the sketch for the next project. i love doing sketches, i like to plan stuff on paper, but of course, the sketches look 100% better than the actual outcome. the stupid thing is a birdhouse anyways. i think it would be interesting to put it in the yard and see if anything actually decides to live in it. assuming i actually finish this project. i decided that since i cant do a box, i certainly cant do an ordinary birdhouse, so mine will be cylindrical... makes it a hell of a lot easier.
ive been having to use my glasses mroe and more in school. getting sick of it. i hate wearing them, i feel nerdy beyond all reason when i go to adjust them on my nose. anyways, im sick now thanks to about a thousand kids in school. i knew it was coming, everyone around me was sick. it was only a matter of time.
so in english, we have a biography we have to do(which of course involves reading a big book) and a "venetian newspaper" as well. which is CRAP. no ones wants to take any part in it, even the really smart nerds i think. i dont know i havent talked to the chimp-human recently. haha jake... that was so hilairious. speaking of which, math class has certainly gotten more interesting. and not because of the math.
i dont have anything really exciting or great to say, that was just an update.
i hate schools. they're run by morons! seriously. i've actually considered becoming a principal or head of school board just to put into use some of my great ideas. like a sign language class. thats freakin awesome! cuz its helping us buld connections with the special needs community AND it beats spanish any day, cuz you cant have tlaking recordings for a deaf hand movement class can you? plus, i would have a period in the day reserved for rest or study between classes. it would be a special 20 minute class. and whichever classroom you had it in would have lockers where you could keep your pillow and blanket if you wanted to make it a nap time. doesnt matter, everywhere i go, i plan to create some gnarly ideas. i just used the word gnarly. and i have no clue if i came even close to spelling it right. anyways... i'll leave you now to do what you want. im gonna go watch some retarded animal babies stuff. -peace-

yo ho! hey whore!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-01-30T06:01:00-05:00

so... went to the hospital tonight. i was thinking, when you're under anesthesia... maybe its like when people wear those 3-d helmets and you're really picturing yourself in a meadow or something somewhere and when people visiting talk to you, they take the forms of rabbits and deer and stuff. i dont know, it was kind of a random thought.
i am so proud i actually did my homework right after school and finished my math homework pretty quickly. it was cuz our class bet the teacher he couldnt do one problem without looking at the book or getting our help. well he screwed up on the second freain step, so he said we only had to do the odds 1-27. but he had told julia her hw for today yesterday cuz she wouldnt be in class today and it was that same assignment. so jake asked didnt you tell julia the same exact thing yetserday? so then the teahcer said okay skip 19-23 or something, but then he just decided we only had to do every other odd one and still skip those others. so our number of problems came to a grand total of...... 7.
anyways, i just had some ice cream and watched pirate of the caribbean again. again! i watched it twice last weekend. im afraid im turning into a fanatic. i kind of want to see finding nemo again. ive seen it twice and pirates 4 times now.
so right now, im just hangin out before bed. my throat is starting to hurt again. that was actually why i was having ice cream in the first place, to numb my throat cuz it was bothering me.
returning to the hospital visit. it was kind of strange because two of my mom's friends were there, one who is currently staying with us and the other lives in the area so she dropped by and they were discussing my mom. and its just strange to hear what she's like from other peoples' points of view. it kind of distortes your own view then, because you don't know what one is right. both are right really, but somewhat contradictory since a person acts different around others depending on the people. anyways.... i have a TON of sleep to catch up on and i kind of aim to get up before noon perhaps.... we'll just have to see about that.

E is... E.. E is... E is for Pants!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-01T12:02:00-05:00

Tragic Double Dipping Incident Claims Lives of 4!
talking to haley today. discussed double dipping. honestly, how many people have gotten meningitis or even a cold from it? double dipping deaths? very few, i presume. but instead of only dipping half a fry and losing the flavor on the second half, why not dip one end and eat that part and then flip it over and dip the other end? the germs dont do some maniacal super-speed crawl all along the fry do they? no, they dont. but dont sue my if you die in some freak dipping accident, i am not a professional.
anywayyyys, i just realized that, while i thought i would be able to see my friends who are also playing spring sports when everyone practices after school, i may not after all, as it turns out we have no softball field at our school. tragic, i kno. we're having try outs down the road at a nearby park that apparently has a field or two. so even our home games wont really be at home. isnt that stupid? they are planning to build a softball field sometime next year or something, but in the meantime they busy themselves with adjusting the fences on the baseball field or constructing a concrete slab on the side of the football field. great, huh? what they really need to do is plant more grass in the school itself, i am sick of wlaking through mud all the time. and i really mean it, ALL the time.
anyways, i have now turned paranoid and refuse to take off my backpack during lunch unless i plan to sit down, at which time i will keep it very close by. its not terrible tho, i can always just do what i did this time, take it home and chuck it in the washer machine.
so... im sick now! finally. i knew it was coming, since everyone around me has been or still is, sick. i guess it was nice that it came after conditioning, all the running and jumping and stuff. but now im sick with tryouts just a few days away. did you know... the baseball guys conditioned for 3 days? and we did for 2 weeks. i dont care, i kinda liked it.
watched dumb and dumberer today. its hilarious in some parts, and just plain weird in others.
im gonna leave ya here... i need to sleep or something, got an early day tomorrow. 9:00... A.M!
-adios-

Llamas Should Rule the World!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-01T11:02:00-05:00

Llamas!
After all, they may be a superior race from another planet and are actually secret planning a takeover movement anyways. They do look kind of sly, don't they? We don't know what's really going on behind those beady eyes. Plus, they are so crafty that their name has two L's right in a row! In the beginning of the name! AND llama is the same in English and Spanish(as well as French, Dutch, German, and Norwegian)(even Canadian!). If that isn't reason for suspicion, I don't know what is.

p.s. pardon my canadian joke, i love canadians.

I are cold.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-02T05:02:00-05:00

Well... eh.
Today was pretty good, til softball try outs. We were told we were just going to have a meeting, but it ended up being, oh well now it's a meeting and some throwing. Then it became meeting, throwing, running. It was really cold, raining part of the time, and I told my dad to come at 4, figuring on it just being a meeting, but we went out to throw at 3:30 and I figured, well, we'll probably finish by 4, but with the few sprints included, it came to 4:30. Not to mention, the two people i hang out with most screwed me over and left me to play catch with the only person left, who was, judging on first impression, a nice person but NOT GOOD AT ALL. Well, I had to play catch with her 95% of the time, although the JV coach got me a different partner at a point, which I was very thankful for, but we didn't have much time left. The bad thing about a bad partner in throwing is, even if they're the ones that screwed up, a lot of the time, you are the person doing the running after the ball.
Anyways, I have finally come to a decision about my mother. I do not like her as a person. A lot of the things she does are good, but she is overbearing and hypocritical and never puts herself in another person's position. But I still kinda love her anyways just cuz she's my mom and it's kind of like you have to love them. Yuo don't if they are terrible parents, but mine are pretty good, and so she's okay as a mom. I don't know if that is hard to understand... but I think it makes sense to me.
That will be all.

Strike I Say! Strike!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-02T10:02:00-05:00

I... am in desperate need of shoes. Mine are made of some kind of leathery, plastic that apparently does not adapt well to USE. Bits of plastic crap is coming off everywhere and my dad refuses to buy me new shoes. I don't really know why. I have resolved to no longer buy stupid, cheap "skate"-like shoes. I am going back to my ways of... tennis shoes. Not really tennis... but "activewear" kinda shoes. None of this bullshit, fall apart crap.
This acually should have been adressed a while ago. My mom was all, "Oh yea, we can get you some new shoes, those are terrible." as well as, "Yes, we'll get you those basketball shorts you asked for for Christmas." Well, as one can see by the date on this blog, it is FEBRUARY. I have yet to see a new pair of shorts. I haven't gotten a new pair of shorts since... at least a year, i think more. I don't even have five wearable pairs of shorts. I have four, so I have to repeat a pair every week. That's just not right. It's just not right, I tell you.
Anyways, the real reason I meant to write this post was to discuss the question of a life and death situation of which you had no control. But I believe that should get it's own entry instead of being tacked on the bottom of this meaningless, whiny one.
-More Soon-
P.S. I am so very sorry that you actually read through all my complaining, but Kudos to you. whatever that means.
P.P.S. I believe I will go on shoe strike and refuse to wear shoes anywhere. We'll see what my dad says to that. I believe I will work on a blues, shoe song. Give it some time.

Life and Death Situation:

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-02T11:02:00-05:00

If you were caught in a life and death situation, in which you had no control, how many people could you rely on in a pinch to save your life? How many people could you honestly say you have complete faith in, to save or destroy your life?
Have you ever thought about it?
For me, I have a solid 4(not including family members, animals, or parents' friends). I'm talking about your peers. People your age. I have 3 main ones and then I would also trust a handful more.
While considering the answer to this quesiton, I have realized that:
A: I trust people easily
B: I don't value life as high as one might think. I don't care if I die.
not that I'm suicidal or anything, I just don't see why anyone has reason to be afraid of death and dying.
-That will be all-

Entry 148.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-03T05:02:00-05:00

I like sprinting. I don't know if this is unusual... but I would suppose so. Especially in cold weather. I love running in when it's chilly outside, but my cold is making it hard, because I'm constantly sniffing all the time. The stupid medicine works for awhile, but when I'm outside, it just completely shuts off. It's supposed to work for 6 hours, but only works for about 4. Anyways, we did Indian runs at the end of the... non-trying out try-out(long story)(actually, not really, but I will explain later), which is where you are in a moving line and the person at the end of the line sprints to the front and once they get there, the next person goes. Pretty simple, right? Not for our line. I was about the fourth person to go to the front, but I was the first person to actually sprint it. Honestly, soemtimes I wonder if people even listen or are trying. I really like try-outs. It makes me feel good to be showing what I have in competition with others. Mostly because I'm very confident I'll make the team, 'cuz I get if I wasn't I would be really anxious or something. I don't know. I just like to follow the directions and try my hardest; try to push myself. And I'm pretty sure it's all because of the colder weather.
Now, to explain the non-try-out try-out. Because of our somewhat late and surprising string of rainfall, our fields are crap. Not to mention, the school has no softball field anyways. But whatever one we were going to practice on probably is not much better than our fields, so the actual trying-out has been postponed until tomorrow to get used to the blacktop and everything. The coaches are just going to have to go by what they see on the blacktop.
I'm rambling, and I'm sure no one really cares that I get a rush out of sprinting, so... ADIOS!

"Crippled from Exhaustion"

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-04T08:02:00-05:00

Man, I don't really know what happened with me today. After softball try-outs, I went into a kind of sub-consciousness. I was sooo tired. So I tried to sleep for like an hour or an hour and a half. I'm not sure, I wasn't thinking very good. It was like a one-track mind and all I could think about was sleeping. Anyways... I wasn't really trying to sleep... kind of just lying there with my eyes closed to try to get at least some form of rest. It is impossible for me to sleep after I've been up but don't want to sleep through the night.
So I went to the table for dinner, which was chicken. I have a problem with chicken... I just don't really like it unless it's breaded or in cranberry sauce like my mom makes. I had a bad experience with chicken not so long ago, and it just has not been the same. I don't really love their eggs either. Anyways, it was chicken pieces on a shish kabob, and I really tried to eat it, I did, but I only managed half a piece. That's really sad. So I was still kind of messed up, but my dad gave me a piece of brownie, and I guess that really helped. I think I just needed sugar and chocolate.
So I'm good now, but I just don't know what was up with me. It's weird looking back on it. The only explanation would be that I had two pills of my cold medicine in one 6-hour period, which you are not supposed to do, but at these softball things, my nose starts running really bad. But I read the label before, and it said "Non-Drowsy Relief". One of the few things my brain focuses on and decides to store, because, as we all know, pill information might someday save my life(sarcasm). sometimes it's hard to detect sarcasm in typing.
Speaking of my retentive brain... we had a quiz in Spanish today, but I did not know half of the words, but I was able to completely memorize all words and their English definition in ten minutes. Not a terribly great feat, but I am proud nontheless. We played battleship with la professora muy loca, and the two spots I guessed were hits. I'm really good at guessing that kind of stuff. Like... I get a good feel at where something will probably be once I know where a few others are. It's kind of a spatial thing. I dont know.
-That's all I have to say-

Current Tune: Stockholm Syndrome - (the one and only) Blink 182.
where I got my subject line from. Tis in the song, Laddie!

Entry #150!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-05T09:02:00-05:00

Well... Another Day, Another.... shitload of homework. I wonder how many of my entries start with the word "well". I don't know if I have mentioned this before in here, but recently I have been drawing tattoos all over my left hand and arm(because I can only draw with my right of course). Anyways... I have a really good sun one I've been perfecting. Its the shit. I drew it on my history desk too, but keep it to yourself, I don't need another piece of crap on my school records; much less damaging school property or graffiti or whatever. No one seems to care though, cuz it's been there since yesterday and no ones touched it. Wow, this whole paragraph totally meanders.
Anyways, lunch munch today at school. Nothing too exciting there, except amy nutrition still has not improved. That's what my dad says I should focus on since yesterdays... thing. It kind of happened today too, but not half as bad, cuz this time I went home and showered right away and ate some chocolate to make sure I would eat a real dinner this time.
Try-outs went okay. At least I bunted good. I usually do, but I rarely get to in games. I did not hit good at all off the machine though. I let the first pitch go, cuz I wanted to see what it was like at first, but I think the guy feeding the machine thought I was afraid or something. I missed the next one after that. And everything else was just... eh. Not terribly great, but I hit some. I was kind of disappointed after that, but then we did sprints. My specialty. We must have run back and forth straight, outright sprints from first to second and back at least 6 times. Probably 7. And then we ran a cool down lap, but by then I was just wishing it was over. The field was really muddy and puddly too.
I have to get a ride to school tomorro from my other teams coach, whose kids dont even go to my school, cuz I really could not stand sleeping over at someone's house tonight. I don't sleep well at other peoples' houses or at hotels. I am also lactose intolerant, which totally has nothing to do with it.
Well I still have an absolute BUTTload of history reading and I have yet to start an English project that's due in a week. Our English teacher is so anal. He has us reading two to three hundred page biographies while also making a three page Venetian newspaper from back in the day. Complete with a mini-biography and/or other crap. It sucks so bad.
-adiossss-

B2k is beyond shitty

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-06T08:02:00-05:00

bad day.
in ceramics, i spent the whole time finishing up wedgin my clay only to not have a board to put it on once i flattened it. which was right at the end of the class, so.... once again i wasted a whole day in that class which i really do not need right now. then, i almost got hit by a door on the way to spanish class, which was freakin HILARIOUS today. she played a tape recording and we thought they were just reading out the verb forms, but it turns out it was this nifty little song. and we had to fill in the blanks. and the guys voice on it was so funny. so the crazy teacher was having us write all these verb forms while trying to have us sing along to the tape. so she just decided we needed some pushing and started singing it herself. I was laughing so hard, I was in tears. and then some.
but pe was just eh. history was CRAP. we had to read all these articles for awhile, and i just drew on my desk some more. and then we were forming groups, and i got stuck in the midle of this thing. cuz i wanted to be in one group, but they werent really accepting this one newer girl in our class that only really knows me, but we had too many people for a group. and then the group went up to ask about the number and somehow a few other people got involved and no one told me what was going on(I was still desk drawing) and the teacher signed them up as that group and suddenly i didnt have a group. and i am especially disappointed in a certain person. The whole story is just too complicated to have here, but I will give a shortened version.
I don't really like her anymore, but she still thinks we're friends. and shes just continually annoying me to no end now. but then shes like are you mad at me? and i dont feel like explaining myself to her, because what she does is just so.... EH that it's like, if she doesn't know what she's doing, I don't even care about our relationship anymore.(by relationship, i mean a in a friendship way)
anyways... english was terrible, I wanted to rest my head, but when I did, I couldn't focus on the words on the page.
At least math was good. I found that since I am near the windows, i can lean against the wall, and I actually have a pretty good view of the class. Plus, it's very comfortable. It's the closest I got to actually sleeping today. But the homework was hard. it was review though. Honestly, I dont know what the hell the square root of 3 and a third is! We never did that before. God, I hate when they call it review, but it's really not.
Anyways, I will be working a lot on homework this weekend I think/hope.
-adios-

UGH

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-09T01:02:00-05:00

shitty day today.
softball practice. oh man, my dad woke me up at 9:30 in the morning cuz he called the cell phone that I had charging on my desk, and man oh man is that thing LOUD. especially when you're half asleep and don't really know what's going on, nevertheless you try to hurry but end up like hurting yourself instead. just one of those mornings. practice kind of sucked. I improved a little on batting and fielding, but thats all. Of course those are the only two parts of the game but really.... eh. I dont feel like explaining. I did get really pissed off at one point and threw the ball as hard as possible at the coach and the only two girls doing the drill with me didn't know me so they thought I was like some scary attitude-ish freak. Actually, maybe I am.
But I was still freakin out cuz I hadn't started working on this stupid eglish newspaper thing. but I did finally end up working on it. I did 2 pages! out of the three! but then all hell broke loose when apparently, I had not saved the second page. I swear to God I did, but the damned computer says otherwise. So I had to freakin rewrite the whole thing at 12 at night. and it was much better the first time around. so... definitely not my day. You can't really tell just by this, but I was extremely moody and volatile today because of all this crap. Just playing softball 6 days a week and not being able to work on any homework. Homework that is piling up by the second. I have like 30 people to look up for history homework tomorrow as well as finish the newspaper, english questions in class, and whatever new history homework we get as well as math, although we are at the end of the chapter so we'll prolly just have a test. but at least after this final week, theres a break. no school for like a week. Praise the Lord, I'm on the brink of a meltdown.
-Ciao-
(thats freakin Italian)(at least I learned something from this stupid newspaper)

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-09T01:02:00-05:00

Whatever happened to my shoes blues song?
Don't know. I'm getting new shoes soon though! I think... I hope.

Hooomewoooork

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-09T11:02:00-05:00

Why? Why must I relentlessly update everyone who reads this about my day. Day after day, while I have hours of homework piling up around me as I speak. I need sleep badly. I went to bed at 1:45 last night. Well actually, it was 1:42. But seriously. I cannot do this. I would really like to get to bed early one night just to catch up, but the only way to do that would be to pull another really late night and finish this endless English assignment. Decisions, decisions.
Good News!: After Friday, we have a whole week off from school!
Bad News: My grandma is coming on tuesday of that week.
How is that for a mood breaker? I was so relieved to get a break, cuz now is the time for it, and then BAM! grandma's coming. Don't get me wrong, she is my grandma and all, but that woman has got to be one of the pushiest, most annoying people I will ever meet. My Dad said my mom won't be home yet tho, so grandma might spend a lot of time there. I just figure I can play my day around avoiding her. Sleep till 12... cautiously sneak out for lunch and bury my head in the paper. And this also will motivate me to read my biography. Hey what better excuse than, I'm doing my homework? S'all good.
-I can hear my homework crying out to me. I must answer it's call-

Butthead

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-11T12:02:00-05:00

Butthead? Butthead. Where does is come from? Seriously.
Does the term "butthead" refer to:
A. someone who has a butt for their head
B. a who has the brains of a butt
C. someone who has their "head up their ass".
I personally favor C, but I actually mean where did we get the term from? Dickhead is pretty self explanatory, but butt's don't have head to speak of. Unless of course someone's head is up their butt, meaning their butt contains a head, in which case, option C would be the obvious answer.
Anyways. ceramics- managed to make a cylinder and kind of mush the two ends of the slab together. Will it hold? Will it explode because of all the air bubbles I left in it anyways? Time will tell. spanish- took a quiz. it was easy. did some stupid poster project in which the teacher accused me of doing all the work myself without letting my partner help. How dare she. How. Dare. pe- more boring movies! this one was on..... umm... heart rates and stuff, so we did some math to figure out some max heart rate and stuff. pretty boring. history- drew some arrows in a flow chart and wrote down some stuff. math- took a test. I know i got one problem wrong already. I put no solution. english- read some more of the book and answered boring questions. but i alrady did the questions in class yesterday so... s'all good.
I am finally caught up on homework. I did all of tonights since I did a lot of history in math after the test, spanish homework in class, no math homework at all , english homework in class. and those are the only classes that have homework anyways. And I just completed that stupid piece of shit newspaper for english. I'm not even going to revise it cuz I really do not care.
Last day of softball try-outs were yesterday so we got the results today of who's on what team. So I guess I am on the varsity. woo. hoo. I felt like a moron tho, cuz all we did today were infield drills... not my sort of thing. I'm just glad I made varsity.
So, that will be all for today, I need to get some sleep. Time flies when you're doing a stupid english project.
-Adios Butthead-

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-11T01:02:00-05:00

Did you know Jerry Lee Lewis married like his second cousin?
One of his songs was playing this morning in ceramics class, so I was singin it. He would have been a good person to do a bio on for english.
so tonight, i was taking a shower, and apparently, the shower drain... was not draining. so by then end of my shower, I had a bathtub full of water. So i was bailing it out with a bowl. It was hilarious though. But now my hands still smell kind of chlorine-y cuz my dad had cleaned the bathroom today. Which was the problem in the first place cuz the draino stuff unclogged enough... crap that it blocked up the pipe. So my dad plungered it. It was weird. I really have to go now tho.
-Payce-

Ehh...toilet paper.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-12T10:02:00-05:00

what does the h stand for in preparation h? hemmerhoids? Do you prepare your hemmerhoids? For what? "Okay, get ready my little hemmerhoids..." No! You dont! So where do they get the name? Huh?!
you know what i hate? sympathy niceness. it always backfires on you. you're just trying to be a little nice and use manners, and then they want to be your best friend. harrumph. maybe i'm just too likeable. is that it? possible.... but probably not. Because I'm so popular? Doubtin it. ehh, who cares. I just wish people would learn to see through polite niceness when it's not really meant. But then they would hate me for doing it. People are just stupid in general.
i had another good thing to talk about, but i totally forgot it in my dehydrated state today. my throat got all swollen sometime between 5th and 6th periods, so i needed a ton of water cuz i wasnt swallowing very well, but I didnt have much water anyways.
i hate how some days... you just cant do something. and its not from a specific lack of sleep, because i've done better with less sleep, but maybe this weeks overall loss of sleep has caught up to me, cuz i really could not do math today. some days i can, some days i cant, math is tricky like that.
nothing terribly exciting today.... popped my should back in from yesterdays pop out. Which I know you all really wanted to hear about.
I talk to myself. I think I'm actually slightly crazy. And I'm not just saying that, I'm serious. I have whole conversations with myself. For long periods of time. Who knows, I do some strange things when i space out. example, yesterday in english i had nothing to do and I guess I subconsciously made some noise with my mouth and Alicia was like what are you doing? Plus I randomly start singing songs like Baby Beluga, which I found sounds extremely good in an Australian accent. So I guess its no big surprise that i have heated discussions with myself.
anyways... its 12:56 right now and i started this post like 2 and a half hours ago. But my brain has been on hyperactive overdrive. And I don't wanna get into my pajamas. I was trying on my uniform to make sure it fit and now i dont wanna take it off. What can i say? I'm retarded. I was doing math homework and I divided really bad and ended up with 61 instead of 64. big diff when the unit is focusing primarily on square roots. i got an 85 on my last math test. I thought I really knew it too. I just test bad in math. Not really any other class, I can fake my way through those. I have a talent for it. Not to mention, I'm a good guesser. once I got a 16 out of 15, and most of it was guesses. I was in a mild state of shock when I got the paper back.
my math teacher is retarded. Now he's checking hw everyday and we have to show all work and I hate to show work on worksheets, so i didnt and he stamped the paper but then wrote VOID in pencil. So i erased it and added random "work" in the margins. And I guarantee you, he will never know the difference. He's really dense. Don't know how he managed a degree to teach math, cuz he's not very good at it. But my grade doesnt really revolve around test scores anyways, the homework counts for a lot i guess. The only grade I have to be worrying about right now is my citizenship in Hagwoods.
Today was the best english period of my life, although we ended up getting yelled at and had to stare at the wall for the last 15 minutes of class, and I almost got sent outside cuz he just happens to look at me when I'm laughing at something and he always goes "IS THERE SOMETHING FUNNY GOING ON OVER THERE?" . It was totally worth it tho. We chucked something at Michael, who was sleeping, and he jolted awake. And then Alicia was cleaning spencers sweatshirt with one of those sticky lint and dog-fur brush things and then she proceeded to swat a mosquito with it. But then the morons of our class asked Hagwood 3 times how many points a certain question was worth and he got pissed off and blamed it on us for being too loud. You dont even really need to know how much it is unless it's wrong tho, I think people who write +2 or +1 on each question are idiots. just mark how much they get wrong in the margin and its less confusing and a hell of a lot simpler. Those people annoy me to no end. A lot of people do, since I'm slightly anti-social, especially in crowds.
Okay seriously, now I'm rambling and It's too late and I still have spanish homework to do. Estupido Espanol.
-Adios Mierdas Tontos-
that's supposed to say Dumb Shits, but I'm not really sure.

cough hack cough

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-13T06:02:00-05:00

I hate mosquitos.
and swollen, sore throats.
I also hate popping my shoulder out repeatedly.
i hate ceramics class.
i really dont like some people who i dont even know, but they piss me off in the halls.

hmm i suddenly randomly crave mcdonalds. and i want it NOW. yummm.... complete with milkshake. "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." ehh... once i get that in my head it wont be coming out anytime soon so i better not even begin to go there.
yay! so i get to sleep in for three days! doesnt it make ya just wanna pee your pants with joy and excitement?! mmm.....weekend...... so happyyyy. i have so much crap going on the 24th tho. kareys bday, my biography presentation, softball game, and i really wanted to go to this spanish concert thing for like 10 minutes to get some pics. If we make a little poster of it we automatically get all 50 points needed this quarter in spanish. its free too, so its not like its terribly pointless. it's actually pointless not to go. man, one of these days im going to count up all these stupid mosquito bites i have, theyre so annoying. mosquitos are a pointless creature. would the animal kingdom just topple if we killed all the mosquitos in the world? or llamas for that matter. no one really eats llamas. i suppose wolves would... except llamas arent wild animals. haha that would be hilarious if they were tho.i suppose they were at one point, but theyve pretty much all been domesticized. im not sure i spelled that correctly. eh, whatever.
im bored so thats all the writing i'll do. i think i smell dinner. i better take some more medicine.
-eh... payce-

Smooth Criminal

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-14T01:02:00-05:00

since im bored, i'll give you the days rundown:
ceramics- planned on finishing the first half of the project but didnt. close tho.
spanish- stupid spanish.
pe- studied for my history test
history- test
- pretty boring. chris tried to take some cookies from the lunch lady and while she was getting them back from him, i snuck a bag of chips out the back of her cart. freakin hilarious cuz even the people standing next to me didnt even notice. travis was the only one who saw it. chris felt guilty tho, he thinks lunchlady will think it was him when she's tallying up cash made and stuff. who cares, we have a week off she wont remember.
math- watched a retarded movie. i had two pixie sticks and a box of those candy hearts. needless to say...
english sucked. i really needed to run around or something from the high sugar intake but the teacher was making a speach at us. speaking a speach at us. speeching. lets just leave it at that.
softball- s'goooood. but i popped out my shoulder AGAIN. and i did it twice this time, so its really fcucked. i think we're going to go see the doctor about it. and since i have a cold we may see what we can do about that as well. no one elses cold lasted as long as mine. =( this sucks. i think maybe i got it twice. or i got cold and now im close to getting strep. or however one would spell it.
overall, i loved my pickpocketing of the lunch lady. that was freakin hilarious. she looked right at me as she walked away and i was smiling and had the bag behind my back. so funny.i even made sure i got the best chips on the cart.
-eh-

current music: 311 - Down

Killer Taco Dogs Attack!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-15T03:02:00-05:00

Howdy...
I'm bored as hell and dont wanna go to bed. I'm having chocolate cake for breakfast tomorrow! my dad said i could. Im not sure if he was joking or not tho, but I am completely holding him to his word. But we'll have to see if I even get up early enough for it to be classified as breakfast. Although he claims the first meal you eat is breakfast even if it's past twelve so... things are definitely in my favor. I think tomorrow, we're going to the hospital, then to the store, then to softball practice. but I'm not practicing. I'm not sure I can cuz of school ball, but hell, I don't really want to practice anyways. My throat's all messed up and my left shoulder is still out. I really need to go to the doctor, but I think my dad keeps not calling them. And we need to do this asap. Like monday, which i guess is actually tomorrow now. Hey I watched the funniest movie tonight, it's called umm... "Four Rooms" I think. It's so hilarious. Just as an overview, I'll tell you there's witches, a bellman, a dead whore stuffed in a matress, and a pinky gets cut off. Antonio Banderas is in part of it, and Madonna is in another part. There's even nudity. It's kind of retarded, but so funny. Anyways, I better get to bed if I'm to have any cake. I've been craving chocolate cake too. yumm...my legs itch like hell from these damn mosquitos. Why can't we feel them when they bite so it would at least be a little easier. But no, you can't even feel them at all. Stupid things. Kill them all. No one cares, all they do is pass diseases.
-payce- -happy day after valentine's day- - pointless holiday really, although I really love those candy hearts. - St. Patrick's Day isn't all that great either... no gifts or candy or anything... just green. But ya gotta give him credit, he did rid Ireland of snakes. And i hate snakes. I don't even have a green shirt. (that i would wear in public). Anyways.... this bobblehead on my desk is scaring me. It's really creepy. It's the taco bell dog. That would be awesome if he was a mutant taco bell dog and was evil and they made a movie about it. Seriously in need of sleep.

Prepare the Hemmorhoids, Commander!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-15T05:02:00-05:00

I don't really get the whole atkins thing. Like... if breads/grains are the biggest portion of the food pyramid, why would you want completely cut it out of your intake? If you're going to do anything that extreme, why not go vegitarian and leave it at that. In my opinion, vegetarians seem to always be skinny. Ideally though, you should have a little bit of everything. That was just random mumbling due to someone else's blog.
My dad is honeslty the most embarassing person to shop with. We were lookin at helmets and he kept like dropping them and I was like omg... can we please just leave?! Cuz I really hate being in stores with other people around unless I'm with a friend or friends. But whenever I say "let's just go, it's fine." to one of my parents, its like it triggers something in their brain that goes "Wait, now we must search the entire store!". No one listens to me and it's even harder with a cold and a bad voice. And then I get really moody and pissed off and then my dad keeps prodding me about it like, "What's wrong?" and I say "Nothing... it's fine" and yet he keeps asking and talking and all I want to do is just sleep but my parents will get over-concerned and then won't shut up. And he just came in my room while I had my head on my desk resting and was like "What's wrong?" AGAIN. After he said he would just leave me alone, figuring it was just a teenager thing. And I'm like "Nothing." and he asks again, which really pisses me off, cuz I cannot stand it when A) someone won't leave me alone and B) they don't take me seriously. So then I had to raise my voice and go "NOTHING." ugh...I'm just moody and tired, leave me alone. That's all I ask.
I just really had to say that, it makes me feel better to write it. I'm stuck with that feeling when you're not hungry and its lunchtime. I feel obligated to eat, but I'm just not hungry. Which is strange because my mom said the same exact thing at the hospital today and I thought of her as whiny. Perhaps I am too, but I've seen her so many times just unsatisfied with whatever you can think of. She's always unhappy or complaining about something, so it puts me in the mindset where I just brush it off as her being whiny about everything.
I also have that other feeling where... you're bored, but you don't really want to do anything about it. Nothing sounds fun right now. I don't want to go to the movies, I don't wanna go have ice cream... I'm just bored and stuck that way. I hate when I have that feeling. I wish I had something I had to do like school or softball practice. Or the doctors office, I really want to fix this thing with my shoulder, cuz I dont want it to get to the point where theres no pain anymore, but its still not popped in. That just makes it harder for the doctor to tell me what to do about this. I'm not really putting myself in any better mood talking about this.
oh well... heres a quiz.

Apathy, well I can say your lucky, in some ways.
You see Apathy is no emotion, basically you
don't care. But that does not make you a bad
person. Some of my friends are apathetic and I
love them, but it wouldn't hurt to care a
little more. Trust me life hurts, most people
who are apathetic do it cause they were hurt.
But don't worry, life is pain, its also
pleasure. Good luck.

What Emotion Dominates you?
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maybe I'll post more quiz results when I feel like it. I'm just so... ehh right now. kind of a combination of ehh and ugh. not cool.
-payce-
that reminds me, what GENIUS decided to nominate George W. Bush for Nobel PEACE Prize?! This is honestly the reason why I dislike so many people - their general lack of competence and common sense. God, people are morons.

h00ch!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-17T11:02:00-05:00

Yola!
That, my friends, is my newest wordly creation. It is the combination of yo and hola. And if you ask me, it came out pretty shoop. (shoop being my last latest wordly combination) (it represents the unpluralized form of 'sheep', before people decided to make sheep the singular and plural). It just makes sense. shoop=sheep. moose=meese. goose=geese. duh. Why did people have to go and make it all complicated. Whoa... that sounded eerily similar to a crappy song i hate.
anyways... went to the eye doctoray yesterdayay. that was spanish. nift huh? (nift is another made up word) (props to neil for that one) umm... yea so i got contacts for like night games and such where i can't see good. I think I'll wear em to practice and the basketball game tomorrow if i go.
It feels like it's time to go back to school and then i realize Hey! It's only tuesday!. which gives me more time to read this biography book thing. its a fat book. I would skim it, but I find myself actually getting interested in it so... the going is slow. I need to have it done by next monday at the latest, but right now, I'm on page 74. Out of 315. crap monkeys. thats... lemme calculate. Shoot. That's 25/105 of the way through. Which simplifies to 5/21. That sucks.
eeehhhh not much else to say. i was late to practice and it was my dads fault, but when you're at this age, everyone automatically assumes it was you. well.. i think people do that regardless of age. but i cant even drive yet, so really... i was ready to go 15 minutes before we had to and my dad was... COUNTING PILLS. it's like, yea, could you have possibly picked a better time to do this?! so... eh. yet when i dont hear ONE thing, he gets to yell at me and throw a freakin fit over it. he apologizes afterwards, but i dont care, it doesnt stop him from doing it again next time.
i always anger him when we're in the car, and today we happened to be driving down a certain road called Winding Way. and we were on the most windiest part. so that was definitely something. All cuz I didn't know when practice ended tomorro. Man, every time the coach talks, he takes a long time to do it and i dont know, either its his voice or just having a lot of people there, but I have the hardest time focusing on what he's saying. I'll be drifting into other thoughts and I yell at myself in my head, FOCUS. and then i do, but i only hear the words, and i can't put them together as a thought when he says them and don't get everything. Not to mention I already have trouble with my hearing. There's some certain pitch that I just cannot pick up. And my vision is not too great and it's terrible especially in the gym cuz the lighting really throws me off. But if I wore my contacts... this would not happen. As for my ears.. I don't really know if we can do anything about that.
this is getting long, so I'll try to sum it up. Man, how do people write such short entries and say so much, while I write a ton and don't really talk about too much. I guess I just reinforce stuff.. or something. anyways...
ADIOSH

current music: Sum 41 - Hooch

WHO DROPPED ASS?!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-18T10:02:00-05:00

subject line refers to tonights basketball game theme. For us anyways. Man, some dude was making his way around the gym dropping stink bombs, it smelled so bad. Specially cuz the gym doesnt have a ton of windows or anything. But you could tell it was stink bombs, cuz a whole seciton on the other side of the gym cleared out, it smelled so terrible. But then they dropped one near us and we had to sit through it. No easy task after eating a shitload of pizza and ice cream. hahaha. I told Alicia to stand up and yell WHO DROPPED ASS?! she didn't of course.
I had like 3 pieces of pizza and alina got a plate of ranch dressing for me to dip my pizza in. seriously, an ENTIRE plate of ranch. It looked so bad, it made Peter sicker than he already was, it looked like puke. And then I got a mint chocolate chip shake. A large one, cuz I down drinks pretty quick. And after varsity's game, i got a small fry and small vanilla shake at mcdonalds. we're so stupid.
varisty lost 55 to 59. Frosh lost 60 to 61. Came down to the last free throw in the last 2 seconds. And Marc missed it. Disappointing. And JV just kinda sucked.. we left halfway through. and came back for the last half of varsity.
Thats bout it. first practice game is 3 at mesa on tues, so i get out of 6th per. early, although it sucks, cuz I'm the last person to do my bio presentation so... eh. I guess I'll have to go first or something. That sucks. Anyways, last free night without grandma and aunt. my aunt's okay, but grandmas crazy. I plan to just sleep and read my bio. Man, I'm tired, yet I had so much sugar.
I'll be going then. Payce.

current music: The Distillers - City of Angels

Fast Food Factoids

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-18T11:02:00-05:00

-McDonalds fries smell better than they taste
-McDonalds shakes combine flavors
-McDonalds new chicken nuggets are a fat lie
-Burger King has weird pickles
-Subway scoops out their tuna with ice cream scoops
-Togos leftover onions taste really funky

-and what's with Wendy's square burger patties?

McDonalds. Part Two.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-21T08:02:00-05:00

Okay, seeing as all of a sudden McD's decides to up and change its mcnuggets, saying theyre now made with "all white meat", it makes you wonder, what will they do next? I may have the answer. USDA Choice meat. or maybe... "All Beef Patties!". wouldn't that be great.
anyways, my grandmas actually alright. shes a shopaholic tho, so we went to the mall today. i had to anyways for a folluw-up for these contacts and we ended up gettin me two pairs of shoes, pair of shorts, and 3 shirts. groovy. two freakin pairs of shoes. thats awesome. and we had chinese food tonight. lately we've been having homecooked stuff tho, since grandma and her sister are big cookers. is that a word? it doesnt look right.
so i have a lot of reading left for this bio. i want to read it, cuz i need more info, but i could do okay without finishing. I'm afraid my presentation will get moved up to monday, so i would like to finish it fast, but every time i read, it makes me too tired. so i'll just go play more gams and stuff till i decide what to do with myself.
adiosh

Don't read this entry. It's crap.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-22T11:02:00-05:00

I had so many dreams last night it was unbelievable. First, there was this one about AIM and someone had IMed me and I didn't knwo who it was, but from the name, it looked like it was emily, but then i realized it was this other person that i woukd not really want to talk to and i remembered I usually have an away message up so I didn't have to talk to them. I have a mac, so i can have an away message up, but still talk to people if i want. Anyways, then this other dream was about me and alicia or some people from school had this little baby like infiltrate this thing in the school and we ended up shooting a guy and everyone knew it was us so we had to hide and it was just strange. and then this other dream was like part two of a previous dream and it was about this history project that doesnt even exist and i had to dig up some rocks. and i really remember that everyone lived in this city called Alabama, California. and I thought it was so confusing. Like why would there be a city called Alabama in California? Is there a California in Alabama?
i was also kind of semi-conscious during the AIM dream cuz I remember telling myself oh, I'm just dreaming, but I was still asleep. my dreams are strange. I also had this one last night where part of it was at school, although I don't remember it too well, but part of it was like fear factor or something and these people were competing and the challenge was to fly a certain distance and land and see how close you were to the actual distance marker but you had to count out the mph in your head or something as you went. and you werent in a plane, you jsut flew with your arms out. it was retarded. and then i saw my moms friend in a grocery store. and then i was in mrs wachtlers class! and i dunno... it drifted off from there.
my dreams make absolutely no sense. and i dont really see my friends' faces. like i saw my moms friend and the teacher, but my friends have like no face so i can't tell who it was.
i'm rambling.... my grandma and great aunt are leavin today. we had chinese food last night and wached jeopardy and wheel of fortune. im really good at the wheel. we watched lingo at lunch too. haha the tv is on 24/7 now, since my mom cant really travel around all the time. so its been interesting. i still have half my book to read for english and i wanted to have it done tonight and ready for tomorro cuz i dont know wen i will be presenting now. it could be tomorro, tuesday as planned, or wednesday. so we'll just have to see. i imagine it will be tomorro or go first tuesday if i even go to that class at all. i think im only there for like 10-15 minutes. so... s'all good. i'm gonna go play games and waste more time.
Ciao

boredom. as usual.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-22T11:02:00-05:00

i am so bored and cant sleep so once again, i update. I just read like 7 and a half freakin chapters of this retarded book. Ok, well i actually only read like 2 and a half and just skimmed the rest, but goodness, it was a lot of skimming. Haha... I love how i just said goodness in an exclamatory way. and now i just used a big word. god im like paranoid. about how i type. not really, this is just how i am when i have little sleep. well i realized hagwood cant make me go tomorrow, cuz I don't have my notecards written and i dont have to go until tuesday, it would not be fair to force me to go earlier. I'll have to go wednesday perhaps, depending upon how early we're getting out tues.
humm.... i dont really talk about much. maybe this would be a good time to put in some quiz stuff, i end up saving them to put in later and now i've stockpiled a good 50-60 of them.

You're most like Donna! You are totally balanced.
You can be just like one of the guys, but you
can also be a girlie-girl. You're the typical
"girl next door", and most everyone
likes you.

Which character from "That 70's Show" are you?
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What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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You are Sloth!
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and tend not to do anything unless it is
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friends, or take part in a sporting event. On
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Consider possibly moving out of the room once in a
while - and perhaps once a week trade watching
TV for half an hour with a walk - and you'll be
back on track.
However, Congratulations on being the most
intelligent of the 7 deadly sins...

?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??
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You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
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IS the rum gone?

Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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I'm Chandler Bing from Friends!

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there. that should satisfy you all for awhile.
Buenos Noches.

Eh kind of Day

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-25T12:02:00-05:00

humm... bad mood today. practice ended at like 5:15, but I had to put my bag in kareys car and eat a cupcake before my hands were freed up to call my dad to say i was at bv. this morning, i swear to god he said, "I'll assume practice is here and if it's not, call me." well, I assumed he would be here when we were done today. I ended up waiting until 6:20 for him to show the fuck up. I was the last person at school waiting for a ride. I was there when it was daylight, i could see across the street and 50-60 kids were waiting. By 6:20, I was freezing my ass off and there was no one else around. Needless to say, I was pissed. But my dad claims he had said that yesterday and today i was just to call. And I swear to god, he said it this morning. That, or my brain is more messed up than i thought.
I was functioning on 4 hours sleep, and from the look of things, I may not be getting much more anytime soon. Although I did do my biography presentation today so I finally got that out of the way. No english hw for awhile then. It's okay, Yost will make up for it in History as well as Lokteffs constant math ritual; although this unit is relativly easy so far. knock on wood.
so our scrimmage got cancelled today. rain check. we may try for saturday, but who knows. Tuesday will be our first real game in which stats will be counted, although its not real league play yet. So that's why i had to go today for my presentation, or else I would have gotten away with doin it tomorro and I couldve practiced it tonight. I ended up going kinda far over the time limit. It sneaks up fast, but hagwood let me finish cuz A) I was the last person for today and there was some time left and B) come on, we all know i had the best biography subject(Houdini). lol. eh.. i hate typing lol, it looks stupid, and i'm not laughing out loud anyways. it was more of a cynical laugh in my head. anyways...
eh. big. fat. Eh. I'm just kind of... eh.. you know? i aint got uch to do or say, it wont help sleeping now cuz if i get about 4 or less hours, I function pretty well the next day, but if i get more than that but less than a good 8 or more, I'm really slow. It's just kind of weird. But i know of quite a few other people with the same kinda thing going on with them too, so i'm not the only one. My "outfit" was kickin today. Chose everything myself and it all was... so perfect. Black and red bball shorts with black shirt with red and white outlined writing and black, red, and white shoes. even wore the shorts and shoes to pe. we didnt do anything... just walked around. we heard Darling Nikki in the weight room as we passed fischers class, so we sang that a little and whatnot. the whole day was just kinda eh. entire day. just eh. until the whole freeze my ass off for an hour thing, but my dad made my dinner for me, so i was fine. I'm okay with waiting if i know the person coming to pick me up is on their way, but i waited for so long i was sure it was over the avg 15 min it takes to get to the school from our house. So then i wasnt sure if my dad had heard me correctly on the phone cuz he asked a million times where? where? and im like bv. Bv. BV! the school! so i entertained myself by text messaging him sayin "I'm at bv, where are you?". bet he was pissed when he got that. oh well....
EH.

teenage mutant ninja mice!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-26T12:02:00-05:00

YOLA!
well... of the past 48 hours, I have only completed a miniscule 8 and a half hours of sleep. and yet i seem to be doing fine. i think. well, let's put it this way, at least i wasnt the one falling asleep at softball while the coach was talking about players' respect. nice... you know who you are.
so we passed these people diving into the pool on our way out, and it took this one girl like 3 minutes of just standing on the board waving her arms around before she finally jumped. and then she or some other girl did a dive with a twist, but it looked like crap. it'd be cool if we had an inside pool. those swimmers are psychopaths tho honestly, everyday they're in there swimming in the freezing cold. sepcially today. I'm fine with some rain, but i hate it being windy too, cuz that just makes it unbearably cold, cuz wind goes right through sweatshirts. I end up wearing three shirts, two to three pairs of basketball shorts and a sweatshirt. just pile it on.
so now i'm like coughing up phlegm everyday which is so fun and i know you all really wanted to hear about it, but its such crap. cuz i have to cough a lot and then find somewhere to spit. in ceramics it was in alicias newspaper. during lunch... right there on the ground. convenient, really. this is 3 or 4 weeks now tho of this goddamn cold. and it was almost gone.
oh well. shit happens. even if its just minor shit.
another shitty pain in the ass is the little black kid whose freakin stalkin me. he always kind of meanders over my direction in class and i'm thinking in my head, do you really think you are so undetectable?! he has no friends, he asked me out and i said no and that should have been the end of it. i never talk at him i rarely look at him, and the few times i do it's to keep an eye on him as well as a good distance apart from him. don't get me wrong, i have nothing against little black kids except the ones in alicias neighborhood who throw rocks in peoples pools. while the people are in them. but he does not talk. he has no personality whatsoever. and when i say no personality, i freakin mean it, none at all. hmm... when someone has no personality, it kind of makes you subconsciously question if they have a working brain. ugh... you'd think having a stalker would be somewhat interesting, but no... not when its a creepy little weirdo.
oh, so this morning on the way to first period, i guess there was a mouse in the hallway and i cmae upon the scene just as the janitor was pickin it up in his glove and i just kept on walkin to class and i guess somehow the janitor managed to make his way ahead of me cuz then i realized that he was in front of me and i looked at his hand and there was a tail sticking out the back. i couldnt decide if i should laugh or be weirded out. in any case, i at least slowed down, cuz i didnt want to come near that tail. anyways, my new theory is that the janitor is breeding mutant mice in the janitors closet. like the ninja turtles... but mice.
hum... i guess zats all fer now. i need to work on writing shorter entries.
mahallo.

morons. piss. me. off.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-27T06:02:00-05:00

eh. i feel like... boring crap. ive been sick for like 3 or 4 weeks now, and it was bad and got worse and then got really really better, but now it's back to being terrible. and my dad is like yelling at me every 10 minutes that im not getting enough nutrition and i'll never get better iif i keep doing this. all i did was skip breakfast cuz i woke up and felt A. kind of sick and B. my throat hurt like a bitchhhh. and i cant eat capn crunch with a sore throat cuz it hurts... its a hard cereal. and i normally dont eat lunch at school anyways, although i managed to force a doughnut down and then i had a power bar at like 4:00, but when it got to dinnertime, i just was not hungry at all. but i forced myself to eat a corndog and some beans. i just dont feel hungry. and im sooooooooo tired. the is the worst i have ever been as far as sleepiness at school. my attention span was 3 minutes its best. and my legs were cold today. that does not happen at all... so i guess it is a little worse than i thought. eh.
i hate certain people on jeopardy. just characterisms. wait i dont think thats a word. mannerisms! thats it. sometimes i decide whether i like people or not just on the way they move and little things they do. and usually, my instincts prove to be pretty good. i would kind of like a career relating to that maybe. i want to do something interesting. something i like and am good at. but i just dont know yet.
i wish i was more outgoing. i always wonder what makes people how they are. like really outgoing or really shy. like is it how their parents treated them? or what... i just dont know.
ehhhhhhhh feel like crap. i need to speed up in ceramics class. my next two projects are relatively easy, but the going is slow. and this sub is a sloth of a dipshit. not to mention our normal teacher is not very bright either. i turned in a sketch for project #2 on the back of my sketch for #1, which was already graded, and when i got my paper back, there were all these marks on #1's side saying it was project 3 and it was late and my score on it was crossed out. what a dumbass. like honestly, theres not even a word for such stupidity. if it says project !, birdhouse, and is already graded, then it does not need to be graded again nor is it project #3. honest to god, i really hate that class. probably cuz all the people in it are morons. and if theres one thing i cannot stand, it's morons.
i can hear my dad on the phone and hes being a bitchhhh. so i guess we get our softball sweats tomorro or monday. we'll be wearin em tuesday i think. ugh... i feel sick again. my stomachs all gurgly. this week was "teen best friends week" on wheel of fortune. omg i just saw the pain in the ass guy from jeopardy again and i almost threw the remote at the tv, he pisses me off so much. today some kid called me a bitch in pe. i always get really pissed off at people in pe cuz my teams always suck and the people are fuckin morons. god, i just cannot escape them, morons surround me. that uy especially. nm, he doesnt even qualify as a "guy" hes just a stupidass retard. mr u. was numberin people for teams and he said he was numbering the girls of the class first and so he would point to a girl and give her a number. and all of a sudden, this dipshit goes, "so i'm on team 5?" and some other guy was like "no, hes numbering girls, you moron!" i was laughing my ass off. what a MORON. there needs to be a word to describe the complete moronity that fits my anger towards them. i hate morons.
well that was a completely random paragraph. now wheel of fortunes on, my favorite tv show game. esp. with it being teen best friends week. i could kick the asses of these 12th graders. they suck, i knew the answer was "National Geographic" with only the second n and the l in national and the two g's and c in geographic. so easy. eh.... waves of sickness.... feel like CRAP. euughhh. oh god... another moron. these losers get overexcited over solving one short puzzle. jumping arounf screaming. freaking morons. i simply cannot express how much i hate morons. i just cant. so i will have to stop talking about it. which means the end of this entry so...
aloha.
OMG "the fac_lty l__n_e" and they guessed a "d". man, how do these people think they are suited to go on this show? they act like they dont even speak english. okay, im done.

Oy Ve!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-28T12:02:00-05:00

Oi vee? whatever phonetically, its oy vay.
so i just read some thing where some blog people are copying all their music in itunes and putting it in winamp and then on shuffle and posting the first 20 songs it plays. why go thru that whole mess? for christs sake you can just shuffle it in itunes and its the same exact thing. anyways... maybe i'll do it, but later, now i have to get ready for practice. which really just killed me cuz i realized i have to do that NOW and so i cant be doing this. but the main fact i wanted to get across in this post and that i will put in shorter words right now is:
I have enough phlegm to fill up my very own kiddie pool.
not even joking, i honest to god do. i blew my nose this one time like 10 minutes ago and there was seriously so much green crap that it was pooling out the edges of the tissue. wow, i described that really good. think of my nose as the Hoover Dam, thats how much crap is still in there.
anyways, I should be going... so much medicine to take; so little time.
ciao

current music: And I - Box Car Racer

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-28T04:02:00-05:00

ugh, our house is like the ultimate Battle of the Wills. My dad yells at me, I half yell back, and my mom just sits there and can't do anything about it. I know I hate going to school because of all the homework and morons, but I hate being home even more cuz at school I at least have friends there and people who dont yell at me for everything on earth. Above all else, I just want to sit in my room. That's enough for me, just sitting. maybe somethin else later. we'll see.

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-28T09:02:00-05:00

i have decided its time for a new cd. what... i dont know. im thinkin... 311, acdc, the distillers, foo fighters, green day, hoobastank, incubus, jane's addiction, queens of the stone age, red hot chili peppers... something of the sort. most likely green day, acdc, distillers, or chili peppers. but i should see how much moolah i got first. see how much "lunch" money i should save up.
so much for allowance. i do so much crap around here and yet i never get whats promised to me. i cleaned all my muddy shoes, cleaned up my room a little, and crushed all the empty cans. and all i get is a little recognition. but no money. plus i do all the normal stuff like mail, daily trash, clothes folding, almost daily dishwasher. we're a freakin three person family, but by the looks of our trash and dishwasher youd think we're housing the entire u.s. infantry. except we all know theyre all in iraq thanks to thumb-up-his-ass bush. we need to get that dumb fuck out of office asap.
anyways... i gotta go potty and my dads making me go to bed considerably early for the weekend to help get this cold gone. all he's managed to do is make it worse tho. ever since he mentioned me not being able to get over it, its gotten a ton worse. now i can hardly breathe after a jog and i'm producing like a liter a day of phlegm crap.
ugh.

current music: last train - lost prophets

I like to be Mad

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-28T09:02:00-05:00

now i will discuss something that was on my mind earlier. or a few things.
the first, and most meaningless, is i remember in one of my recent dreams i got arrested. and once i was scrubbing blood off a floormat, one of those kind of hairy ones thats really soft, and i rubbed the posts out and turned around and spots where i had rubbed the stuff out were white and the blue color had come off and my hands were all blue. nevermind, it was strange. but isabelle was sleeping tonight and it looked like she was running a marathon or something. legs moving, heavy heavy breathing, and her eyes opened but the inner eyelids were closed and due to the rooms lighting, she looked like the demon dog from hell. white flashing eyes crazed behavior. i liked it.
anyways... my newest conclusion is that i like being mad. i like it. its better than boredom and i just have so much energy and adrenaline and... hate. and it makes me feel good. i dont know why or anything... i just know i like it.
but thats all i really have to say. i just wanted to say it.

current music: Just Because - Jane's Addiction

And I

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-29T12:02:00-05:00

hey... well i just happened to check how many blog entries i have and this one will be 175. does this prove i have no life? i believe so. but i have one hell of an appetite right now. but tell me something new, i'm always hungry.
so recently, i've been thinkin more about what car i'll get when i can drive, although for being a teenager, i am not that enthusiastic about driving. everyone's always like "I cant wait until i can drive!!!" and i'm just like... eh. I like being the one in the passengers seat and being able to watch other people and cars or close my eyes and go to sleep if i want. i love to sleep in the car. someday i would like to actually sleep in it for the night. its so comfortable. i would also like to sleep on a raft in a pool sometime too. but yea... driving takes so much concentration and stuff. although it will be nice to be able to get myself around and not be so dependant on my parents for this stuff, cuz this has gotten to be a real pain in the ass, having to maneuver around unexpected sicknesses and doctors stuff for mom. but i decided i want a jeep wrangler or grand cherokee or a volvo. but not a station wagon. Mark my words, I will never in my goddamned life own or drive a station wagon. period, the end.
so tomorro is our first game, if the weather holds out. i get to leave after 5th period. so yay, i get to miss stupid english speeches. actually... we have a game the next day too as well as thursday, so i get to miss a lot of english crap. although one of our games is at 6 or something and we miss a school dance, although it no big loss for me, i dont like dances anyways. and then one game is at 10:45, so considering we have to be there at 9:45 plus the driving time... i must leave like halfway through second period or something. that kicks ass.
so at the moment i'm listening to iTunes on shuffle, so i will post my random 20 songs later, as well as some quiz results, i've seriously got 20 pages of them.
More to Come

P.S. I need some ideas for my reply/comments links. Suggestions welcome.

Chocolatay

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-02-29T07:02:00-05:00

so i have played my random 20 songs and here they are:

All Mixed Up - 311
Dream On - Aerosmith
Unglued - Stone Temple Pilots
Gypsy Rose Lee - The Distillers
Giving Up on Love - Ataris
What’s My Age Again - Blink 182
Counting the Days - Goldfinger
Until the Day I Die - Story of the Year
Click Click Boom - Saliva
Something I Call Personality - Newfound Glory
Drawing Board - Mest
Sick of It All - The Distillers
Territorial Pissings - Nirvana
Rejected - Rancid
Champagne - 311
Hella Good - No Doubt
Beyond the Grey Sky - 311
Losing Streak - Ataris
Prom Night - Drowning Fish
Hell Song - Sum 41

oh god... im watching willy wonka and the choclate factory or whatever its called and i really really crave chocolate. i'm gonna go get some some here's some quizzes.

You're set it off. "jesus at the back door,
everything is all right. all we need is some
direction."
You go with the flow of things & believe what you
want to believe. You just need some direction.
hey, everybody does.

What Audioslave song are you?
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You're Captain Falcon! You're a very tough, rough
guy who doesn't like to be bothered. You are
also a ruthless bounty hunter and F-Zero racer,
which doesn't matter to me.

What Super Smash Bros. Melee Character Are You? Part 2 ( now with pics )
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**haha inside joke with alicia there**

you are a snickers bar!
you are easygoing, laidback, and casual. you tend
to find amusement *and snickers* in anything
and everything.

what's your candy personality? now with PICS!
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I am 74% Evil Genius

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

Take the Evil Genius Test at fuali.com

**That is so me, it's scary. I love to crush weaklings and idiots in my way. Plus, I've got the genius part down.**

wow- you know too much about blink. go you.

how big of a blink fan are you?
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Yes Yes Here is your degree you are definately
Professional Dumbass Matierial

Are you worthy of the Title of Professional Dumbass?
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what kitchen utensil are YOU?

I taste like Peanut Butter.

I am one of the most blendable flavours; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company. What Flavour Are You?

u r a smelly fart (u rock!) people r always
complaining bout u but u really don't care

what kinda fart r u???
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**hahaha i love it!**

you are NORMAL. You are the average mundane ploper.
You may want to read "King of the Crapper:
Thomas Crappers guide on ways to enhance your
expirience with Excrament" You will learn
new techniques on letting it flow and new
exotic, erotic ways to stimulate your toilet
adventure

How Well do You Poop?
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The haxor handle of Caitlin is "Hot One".

What's yours? Enter your name:

I am a Baseball Cap.

I enjoy sports, either to partake or to spectate. I have something of an all-American personality. I am a consumer, witness my power. What Sort of Hat Are You?

I am Stupendous Man!
You are simply amazing, whether you are battling your arch-nemesis Mom Lady, the nefarious Babysitter Girl, or the fiendish Annoying Girl. And you have absolutely nothing to do with mild-mannered Calvin.

Which Calvin are YOU?

I'm a Depth Charge, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

More Later.. i still have about 15 more pages of this shit. Adios

tus pantalones?

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-02T08:03:00-05:00

so. math sucks ass.
the teacher assigned us the "chapter review" and "chapter test", but we didn't even do a whole section of the damn chapter so i have no clue what to do and i certainly do not want to teach myself now.
we had our first game today finally. i did not do too great tho, lol. i.... missed an easy grounder which cost us a run, messed up on base-running, although either way, I would have been out, although maybe it would not have been a double play... hehe. and then i missed this one fly ball that bounced out of my glove! god, that's terrible. I would like to tighten my glove though. and then on a grounder to right field i was too late to throw the runner out at first, but i didnt know where to throw it, cuz i never played right in any of the walk-thrus or anything. but hey, i backed up good.
but it's alright, cuz i ended up going up to bat twice and i got a hit each time. actually, the whole game, i was only thrown two pitches. i always swing at the first one. i tell myself to wait in my head, but then decided they were strikes so what the hell. and then i caught a line drive to end the game which made up for my previous crap. kind of. well it ended my game on a good note, but i still feel that i did really crappy, and i know i can play way better than that.
right now, i am eating a power bar. out of free will. thats how hungry i am. and i'm actually eating it, not just nibbling as usual. classes went okay today, i made good progress in ceramics which is great, although i have to miss that class tomorro for a doctors appointment. ugh. but then again, i miss sixth period again. and thursday too. but tomorro i only have 4 classes. and i miss two of the worse ones, so thats alright.
so now i've been stuck on the same problem for like 15 minutes, i guess i better get going with this damn math. god i hate math.

broncos vs. grizzlies

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-03T10:03:00-05:00

yo ho yo ho... a dumm dee dumm dee dummmmm
i didnt want to write the rest of the words and end up having people think i'm a pirates of the carribean freak fanatic or anything. it just popped into my head.
so today was our first "real" game, although it's not a real game. it counts as far as team stats go and stuff, but we're not in league play yet. but hey, we're undefeated.
we beat granite bay 7-5, and i actually played every inning. left field the whole time. which is pretty much exactly what i want anyways. my fielding was better today, but only 2 grounders actually came out to me. most flies were in center and right. weird thing was, the sky was grey and it was starting to rain during warm-ups, but by the end of the game, the sun was glaring. blaring... glaring? i dont know which word i meant to use there.
anyways, i struck out twice although i'm fine with it cuz the first one was a change-up that really just threw me off. and the second time was a drop ball, but it was also a drop third(strike), so i ran and was actually safe at first. and then my first at-bat, i laid down the most kick ass bunt ever. it just dropped right there and rolled towards the foul line but then stopped and sat there spinning right on the line. so the other team didn't make a play cuz they were hoping for foul. so that was great.
but i gotta give mad props to mah main man emo-leeeee. her bunt was even more kick ass than mine!(if even possible). she did a push bunt and it was just the awesomest thing to witness. as she hit it, the third baseman, pitcher, and first baseman were all charging for the bunt like a sweeping triangle of doom. and she just pushed it and it rolled right through the three of them. and of course, then no one was there to field it. that was great, it really was.
anyways, i actually managed to finish all my homework and i'm gonna go to bed before the twelve-o'clock hour! i'm so happy! and tired. but i'm dreading the math test tomorro. our teacher messed up on every single problem he did in class today. and lemme tell you, we did a good 10-12 problems. i mouthed to jake "how are we supposed to take this test if the teacher can't even do it?". there simply is no answer.
anyways, thats all fer me. we got another game tomorro(if it doesnt rain), so i'll prolly update again tomorro night.
adios!

p.s. my spanish teacher... you know, the crazy one? yea, she was wearing purple winnie the pooh socks today. how utterly creepy is that?
"weenneee they pooo. peeeglet!" - My Spanish Teacher

Walls Walls and Wrecking Balls

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-04T10:03:00-05:00

AHHHH MY CONTACTS!
goddammit, they piss me off EVERY DAY. i have to go take them out NOW.
lost our game today, 6-0. got our asses handed to us by mira loma. matadors vs broncos... kind of ironic... altho its not like we're the bulls or anything. whatever...
i played most of the game but no base hits for me today. emily and i sat the last two innings and we laughed so damn hard at this girl on the other team. but i won't explain here... you'd prolly think i'm shallow. and who knows... maybe i am. not completely, but what the hey. but i swear anyone would find it funny, you just had to see it. we mustve made at least 7 cracks about it (this entry's subject line is actually one of them)(or two actually). we were and still are laughing hours later. so funny.
goddamn i hate george bush. he is such a freakin dumbass and hypocrite. and now the news is saying he's using 9-11 footage in some ads in his campaign. that is complete and total crap.
math test today. i just got it over with as fast as possible. and i refuse to check my answers, i hate to second guess myself as far as tests go.
"insitution" is a dirty word. it usually has a bad meaning underneath... nm that was random. it had to do with the tv. as did everyting else in this entry except the softball stuff.
nothing interestin at school today. I did run through the parking lot in pe today when the teacher wasnt looking. our damn puck when rolling all the way out there and nobody was in any kind of a hurry to go get it, so i ran out there. what can i say? cheap thrills.
i gotta be going now... so until next time...
mahallo.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall....

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-05T08:03:00-05:00

ITCHY.

godDAMN if there is one thing i cannot stand(besides morons) it's mosquito bites. I have a low tolerance for itching.

practice today was only a little over an hour. all talk. which is kind of nice after playing a game a day, but i have a really hard time trying to sit relatively still for any amount of time over about... 5 minutes. so all i could do was sit and scratch my damn itch.

and now i kind of have a bloody nose.. a first for me. it's not like spewing blood or anything, just... bloody.

so next week is a spirit week or whatever and theres a rally tuesday with warped class colors, and we got stuck with orange. i'm glad its not yellow, purple, or pink or anything, but still... practically no one owns orange clothing except for this one guy we see walking around with a ORANGE jacket. and orange chuck taylors. the only orange shirt i got is one of those stupid plain shirts with a dorky lil shirt pocket. so i figure i'll wear it inside out. i totally pimp the inside out look. totally.

i dont feel too well, but i dont know what it is, cuz theres a combination of things that arent right. for one, all this softball and homework is leaving me in great need of sleep. my left shoulder(the one that has been poppin out and giving me so much trouble) is bruised all over and now goes dead when i straighten it. and i felt sick off and on all day and didn't really eat much for dinner, i even turned durn chocolate. i'm so... ehhh.

eh..... my dad was yelling at me so much this morning. over nothing. well... it's something, but complicated... plus, I myself am kind of not sure what it was about. but it feels like he never listens. he hides it really well too. example: There have been 3 instances in which I really really did not want to do something to the point of sickness. and he insisted i still do them. I try to talk to him and explain that I don't want to do it for x number of reasons, and he still forces me to do it. I have to completely break down and cry before anyone gets the hint that.... let's see, how can i say this?... Don't want to do it! The last time this happened, he ended it by saying, "next time, just talk to us." UGH. What do you think I was doing?!

ugh. yuck. blegh. i gotta go.... i feel.... sick.

current music: lovecats - the cure

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-06T06:03:00-05:00

You know, I have never been to KFC. How sad is that? But it doesn't matter now cuz I don't know if I will ever eat again. Everytime I eat, I feel sick. I just figured I was sick because last night's meal was some sloppy joe crap, but I had easymac today and even that made me sick. The best way to eat easymac is with hot dog slices by the way. Just microwave em for a minute while mixing in your cheese sauce powder stuff and you got yourself some damn good food.

Well I got up 'round 12:40 cuz I lost track of time laying in bed. And seriously, all I did was lay there, I could not get back to sleep. So then I ate and did piano practice(ugh) and mowed the lawn. And then my dad took me out to look at bats since the one I was using was old and didn't pass the umpire check. That is hilarious to me that it didn't pass. I don't care I never really liked the bat. It was pink. Okay, maybe pinkish-purple, but still.

Which reminds me, I took a color test. And once again, it came up with orange. everytime I take these color tests I get orange. Although take a look at these and I think I'm half orange, half green.

So I get to go fold clothes now- my favorite thing in the world - before my dad gets home and yells at me for not doing it, since he told me like half an hour ago. Ugh, I feel like crap. I'm hungry, but I really don't want to eat. I can't even tell what this is anymore; if it's still the cold or I have allergies or something new has popped up. All I know is... um... I don't know. My finger itches.

All the king's horses...

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-06T08:03:00-05:00

I had a dream..... that the people on my softball team were all wearing this pair of converses I have. And then later that day, I actually saw some random guy wearing the same shoes in In n Out Burger! Coincidink? I think not.

My dreams keep getting weirder and weirder.

Anyways... you know what a good song is? Lovecats by The Cure. And It does not sound anything like that track on the new Blink 182 cd with Robert whatshisface. So download it.

Whoa. I just spilled some water on my computer keys when I shot what I thought was an empty water bottle out of my mouth. Okay, nevermind about that part, but while drying it off with my sweatshirt, I just discovered the fun of the F Keys. not like "F" the letter, but like F9, F10, and F11. God, I'm so easily amused. I need a brain. Or a life. Either one would do.

I just downloaded Ocean Avenue by Yellowcard, and I like the song, but there's this one annoying sound every once in awhile and I want to know if anyone else hears it, cuz it's really pissing me off. Maybe I'm just paranoid.

You know what would hurt? Busting your eardrum. And slicing your achilles heal, those are the two things I never want to go through. Kidney stones don't sound too great either. Nor do anneurisms or the thing where your brain swells up in your head. Actually, those might be the same thing, I'm not sure. Do seizures hurt? Do strokes? I want to know. I want to see someone have one. I don't know if that sounds messed up, but just for the experience, I would like to know.

That will be it for now though, I suppose. I want to watch Edward Scissorhands or The Cable Guy, but I have no clue if either is on. And my mother refuses to buy movies cuz I'm one of those people who will only watch them a few times and then never again. Although I beg to differ if it's a good movie like Finding Nemo or Pirates of the Carribean, I would watch either of those multiple times. It would be nice to have some old black and white cartoons too. I love those. And family guy, I love that show.

We got "War of the Worlds" in english class the other day and I must admit, I am actually reading it. And it's kind of interesting. It's weird, actually liking a school book. We had to go through so much crap like Endless Steppes, Johnny Tremain, My Antonia, and the Red Badge of Courage. Those were all terribly boring and/or confusing.

Anyways... I'll be on my way, since I have to get up early for church tomorrow morning and brunch at IHOP with the family. or not. Is that what normal families do? I hate church, it clashes with my inability to stay still for more than 2 minutes. As well as the inability to get up early or socialize in the morning hours. Or socialize at all, really.

Whatever.

Into the sea
You and me
All these years and no one heard
I’ll show you in spring
It’s a treacherous thing
We missed you hissed
The lovecats

And all the king's men

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-09T08:03:00-05:00

Damn contacts have been pissing me off from the second I put them on. Mostly the left one though. I started off by putting it on inside out which hurt like hell since my eyes were already slightly irritated and from then on i managed to get clay dust and salad dressing in that eye. I even for some reason touched my eye with a hand with glaze on it. That was just stupid. As usual.
So we had the rally today. I didn't wear our color though. The rally kind of sucked. Everyone looks forward to it, but then the actual rally is just kind of... eh.
So, had a game against Mesa today. went into the 7th inning, which is where we normally stop, down 2-0 and managed to tie it up. So we played two more innings still 2-2. Then official tiebreaker rules came into play at the tenth inning. Which basically means that the team at bat starts with the last out on second base, just to speed things up. So they scored 2 runs and it was looking a little bad, but then we came right back and scored 2 more! But we decided to just end it there cuz the coaches were a little tired and people had to go and we didn't have access to the lights.
S'all good anyways. Emily had a gooood hit and i had an okay bunt, although we had our share of mistakes as well. JV won like 28-1 I think. Every game they play they win by 10+ runs. I want more games, which is good cuz we have a tournament in two days. I realized I don't go to school to be at school anymore, I go to wait for softball. That's the best part of the day anyways. Even if it is getting deathly hot out there. And it's not even spring dammit!
That's bout it though, the math teacher was being a freak again. He started dancing and humming along to some girls cell phone.
Sheeeeeeeeeyit, I just got shampoo in my eye during my shower. More conact trouble! I'm sick of dealing with them. I won't wear em tomorrow.
So my first time going to arby's tonight. And now I know why they aren't more popular. The taste is kinda nasty. Plus the jackass who planned out the building made it so you have to cross the drive thru to ge to the front door. I hate it when they do that. The guy who designed the softball field we play on is no genius either. They stuck a huge pole right in the middle of the entrance to the dugout. Muy estupido.
Thats bout it for now, I got myself some crappin homework.

current music: Dynomite - Ima Robot

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-11T10:03:00-05:00

Today was kick ass. We left after 1st period to go to a softball game, but then the yard duty freaks would not let us go even though we were wearing our uniforms. But we ended up getting out anyways and I just hung out with emily all day. We played our game, which we won 3-1(against the same team that had beaten us 5-0), and then the team went out for supposedly good Mongolian BBQ, which actually ended up not being so great.
And I discovered that I buckle my belt left-handed. I have the buckle on the right side and the part with the holes on the left side, but apparently, everyone else's is the other way around. How we discovered this: we were unbuttoning our pants cuz we were so full from mongol food. Tight pants... they started suffocating me in the last inning, i was trying to frantically pull the waist down little by little between pitches.
And then emily's mom took us bowling. I beat Emily both times but then lost the air-hockey match-up and then couldnt find emily, who was hiding behind the door. Hehe... the whole thing was funny.
So that was the best school-skippin day ever. after that we went to her house and repeatedly watched some hilarious movie on ebaumsworld.com. We laughed our asses off. It's a little bit on the scary side though. I don't have the link, although emily was sending it to everyone on earth.
So that was all... now my dad's been yelling at me about this and that... not calling my mom, cuz I figured they thought I would hang out with emily for awhile, but I guess not. I have responsibility problems. But once I got home, I did a lot of chores without being asked and then dad comes home and all he can do is yell at me about other stuff. Specifically "using my head" and not jamming the clothes into the washer machine. Honest to god, I have no clue how one 3 person family generates so much clothing when one person hasn't even left the home for weeks. So stupid. But I get back at him. I don't do what he tells me to do and then I don't use the lunch money I ask for. It's the only way I'll ever get what is owed to me as far as allowance goes. My parents always lie and weasel their way out of that kinda stuff. Little do they know I have honed my weaselling skills as well. I can be quite the klepto, stealing things from right under peoples noses.
Anyways, I gotta go.. Adios

insomniac

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-11T11:03:00-05:00

god, i know this is stupid since I just updated like half an hour ago, but that was a short update for me and I'm really bored right now. My hair is wet and I'm in a terrible mood, so I wasn't counting on going to bed anytime soon, so I'm stuck doing this. I'll give a brief recap of things at school:

per1 - I got hailey to help glaze my birdhouse, but I think she mightve used low fire glaze and I used high fire on part so we'll see about that. I have a feeling Ms. A will be giving the class a demonstration of what happens when you mix glaze types. Fun. Goddamn birdhouses. I'm almost done with project 2 though.
per2 - We changed seats, so now I sit in the way front and as punishment, I have made it my mission to take out all the electricity in the classroom besides the lights. This is what happens when you put me in the front, stupid moron. The dumbass has one plug in the wall just close enough that I can rech it, and if I 'accidentally' pull it out, I can disable the tv, vcr, computer, projector, and cd/tape player; because the one plug leads o a power strip which leads to another power strip, etc. Fun stuff goin on in there.
per3 - I think we're on our way to doing volleyball, which I hate. Not as much as swimming though, and I do believe that is to follow volleyball. Ugh. I hate swimming, I just do not enjoy the feeling of uncertainty of something below me. I'm not a terribly great swimmer, nor do I wish to be, because I simply do not feel the urge to go jump in the water a lot, I am a land based person. Although I do not mind air... I would totally bunjee-jump or skydive given the opportunity, cuz a least you gotta land sometime and you cant get sucked under water and knocked out. Drowning's a bitch.
per4 - I honestly have no cluse what is going on in this class.
per5 - Amazingly enough, math has been kind of easy for me these past few weeks. Just the concepts of these chapters are simple. It's just plugging in numbers.
per6 - I missed a test today and Hagwood said it'll take two lunches to make it up. I plan to prove him wrong and race through that damn test, cuz I sure as hell am not wasting two lunches on it.

As for anything else school related... umm... I guess softball's going good. I had a great defensive game today, but now my offense needs work. Every time I do good at one, the other one gets worse. At least it's something I enjoy though. I like playing even if it means constantly working to improve. I hate whenever one of my parents gets pissed off and threatens to make me quit, I kind of go into a mild depression. I don't know what I will do when college comes and I won't be playing. I don't like to think about the future too much though, I hate to focus on that when I have so much to focus on now, it just seems pointless to me.

You know what the best part about todays game was? My dad wasn't there. I know people complain about having uninvolved parents, but honestly... I wish my dad would not come to games, or just sit in the stands like a normal parent. He babies me, and I hate it to death. Cuz he always has to barge in and be scorekeeper or tell the coaches about every minor thing I have going on, whether it's my mother or a slight injury. I would much rather deal with it myself than have him tell them everything, cuz they simply do not have to know. I just hate feeling that I'm being treated differently because of things I cannot control. I guess everyone feels that way though.

I guess I'll go to bed now, my hair is dryer and once I write down what I'm pissed off about, it gets it out of my system. Although I'm not sure how much longer I can hold out until I snap back at my dad, and then land myself in huge trouble. I'm just sick of him, cuz the incidents are getting more and more frequent and he's stopped apologizing altogether and I am sicks of 'forgiving' him, although I never actually say stuff like that, I just... actually, I barely acknowledge it... Oh well, he brings it upon himself. I certainly hope was goes around comes around cuz some people need to get their asses kicked.

Vaya joda una vaca encinta muerta.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-14T11:03:00-05:00

Hola.

Well I'm almost finished working on a spanish project due tuesday, which I guess is almost tomorrow, since it's almost tomorro now, which would make the day after tomorro tomorro. Anyways, I aimed to get at least most of it done today, but then realized it was a much easier project than I thought it was going to be. So I decided, what the hell, I might as well finish it tonight, hand it in tomorro just to get it off my chest, and receive bonus points while doing it. You can never have enough bonus points. And when I say that, I don't mean it like I try really hard and over-achieve all the time, I'm just saying, if you're close enough, why not? It means less effort for later and a better grade now.

So we finish the tournament with a 3-2 record, which is the best BV has ever come out of this particular tournament I guess. Victoria got moved up to varsity which is great, because now we have another catcher. Can never have enough of those either. I played a lot this weekend, and I was actually hitting pretty good by saturday, although my baserunning is crap. I almost got thrown out at first and ended up getting in some mangled collision with the second baseman, which was actually quite hilarious later, although not at the time. I heard JV went to championships which is good. Good for them. I have no clue if they won tho, and frankly, I don't care.

I was lookin at the baseball team's roster today wondering why they're doing so bad, and realized it's cuz they only have 2 seniors, and three the sophmores and the rest are a bunch of juniors and I'm like, well there's the problem right there. But then I realized that is exactly our team next year. If you don't count any great incoming freshmen, we will have 2 seniors, and ton of juniors, and 3 sophmores. So that's kind of weird and slightly scary. This is prolly the best our team will be for awhile. Sad, but we just have to do really good this season to make up for it.

Progress reports are being handed out... tomorro? I think. I'm guessing B or B+ in ceramics, A in spanish, A in pe, A or A- in history, A in math, and A- in english with an added B- for citizenship. I often wonder if Hagwood notices us talking, because he always yells at other people for doing it, but Alicia and I talk the entire class without him saying a word. Then I wonder if maybe it's cuz I have a good grade, and I still pay attention more than the people who aren't talking. If I can talk through the whole class and still get a good grade, why be marked down for it? There should be no citizenship grade, if I were a teacher, I would just incorporate it into the normal grade and be done with it.

Anyways, I should get back to work on my magnifico spanish work of art. It's a "Family Album". For my favorite family member, I ended up just putting my dog. It's great. Well, as they say in ol' Mexico...

ADIOS

I wonder how many people will translate the title of this entry. If for some reason, you are easily offended and still reading this, then translate at your own risk.

Moo Moo Poo Poo

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-15T09:03:00-05:00

Happy Ides of March. Whatever the hell that is.

I really want to repaint my room, but I know it will never happen. Maybe in a few summers... possibly. See, I have dark green carpet, and my room is kind of... blue. But not intense blue or bright blue... kind of blue with a purple undertone. I wasn't old enough to know what I wanted when we were painting, and the carpet change was recent. So I was thinkin maybe either brighter blue and go for a kind of... surfy look. or dark green walls, which I think could look great. Even maybe have three dark green walls and one black one.

I just really feel the need to change it. I think maybe I want to be an interior decorater, which I know sounds strange to people who know me, but I think it would be a fun, or at least interesting, job.

Anyways... I'd kind of hate to have to move everything out though, but I would be willing to do it, given the time. I would also like to have my mattress on the floor, cuz I hate dealing with bedframes and all, but my mother would never in a million years go for it. Plus, there's not a ton of room to work with. Maybe stripes on the walls. I udnno, that might be a little extreme. I just need a change. I guess I could start by cleaning my room and drawers and such.

Actually, i just spent a heck of a lot of time doing that. And I filled up the trash can with one drawer. This will take awhile. Perhaps some weekend in the near future. Or over the summer. We shall see.

Anyway... got some grades so far. I guess I have a B in ceramics and a B- in english, although that minus was largely due to some softball stuff. This is mostly guessing, but I believe I have an A in pe, high A in spanish, A in history, and A in math. I was thinking today during math, as much as I complain and mock my teachers, I like em. I'm happy with the teachers I got. Even tho the ceramics teacher is strange... we get away with a bit of stuff in that class. Even tho my Spanish teacher is a crazy foreigner who makes us write a ton and never collects it... that class is hilarious. even though my pe teacher doesnt talk much and makes us run a lot, hes hilarious. Even though my history teacher assigns us a crapload of homework all the time as well as a million projects, shes great. Even though my math teacher is barely smarter than his students... the class can be interesting. And even though hagwood talks a ton and makes us read stupendously boring crap, I'd rather have him than mccabe and he chooses to ignore our talking through the whole class. And he's kind of nice when you respect him.

Anyways, homework calls like a trumpeter with emphysema.

None yo beeeswax!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-16T09:03:00-05:00

the entertainment industry is so stupid. I just saw an ad about cutting carbs(dieting) and all the women in it were not fat. It was stupid cuz they all acted like they had a ton of weight to lose. I must be good at keeping off carbs tho, cuz I mainly eat beef and meats. And dairy. Besides the normal junk food of course.

I decided I'm gonna get some tank tops or undershirts for my birthday. For pe and sports and such. cuz i dont want to wear a t shirt under my uniform, but i feel weird without wearing something underneath cuz its a baggy shirt. I dont like baggy shirts. I dont like real tight shirts either tho. I like my number on my softball jersey, but I think I would better fit a small and small pants as well, cuz mine are pretty... not baggy, but they have a lot of rolls/wrinkles everywhere. Also, the pe shirts are white, which I think is terrible cuz if you get wet for any reason, you're screwed. Why cant we just have red shirts and be a little less boring like the other schools. So it'd be nice to have a shirt under that. anyways...

Well I burned my thumb bout an hour ago. I hate how if you put your finger or hand on something really hot, but you can't tell it's hot for that first milisecond and then BAM. World of pain.

We lost our game today against folsom. They have a good pitcher and the coach said the game would be lost by an error on either side. Just happened to be ours. As usual. I didn't get any hits, and my first at bat was particularily crappy cuz I did not swing at all. The first two "strikes" he called were terrible. And then I got freaked out and didnt swing at the last one. But I managed to battle for awhile with 2 strikes at my second ups. I got up to a full count and then swung and missed an outside one. I think it curved, but I feel much better bout that at bat anyways. So we lost 1-0 because of a drop third. That sucked. We play elk grove tomorrow and theyre good, so that will be fun. I guess.

I have not had allergies in years, but I think they've come back this year. It mostly acts up during 3rd period, I think because being in the girls locker room with all those sprays and deodarents and crap, maybe I have an allergy to one of them or something, but i continue to sneeze throughout the day afterwards.

God this must be terrible to read. I'm gonna quit while I'm still mildly interesting here.
Ya'll should watch a movie called "Down Periscope". It's kinda good.

current music: Dynomite - Ima Robot

For those about to rock...

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-23T09:03:00-05:00

I guess I've been meaning to update, but what's the use, I have nothing to say anyways. Just got home from our league opener against casa today. we lost 7-4, but we had the bases loaded at the end, all we needed was a good hit. I thought it was a good game anyways, i had two good hits i really like and... no mistakes at left i guess. I only got one ball and it was down in this ditch along the fence. We had to play on jv's field cuz our first base peg thing was messed up. anyways... yea it was good.

umm... i keep getting hw piled up, mostly from english. I never finished war of the worlds, although I managed to do good on the test, and then we had a test on "Oedipus Rex" today, which I read last night and then we have to read another stupid book for next friday, but this one is actually semi-interesting. But now I have to do gay spanish "flashcards" and math hw, but I wasn't paying attention in notes today cuz it was some crap we did last year. Algebra 2 is like half geometry still. Not cool.

Tomorrow I think the counselor comes in english and we set up our schedules. That should be... eh. I want math 5th again, I'm not a morning math person and I don't want it sixth. I want... spanish... sometime from 2-4. Drivers ed... 1 or 6. Science... 4 or 6. Pe 3 or maybe 4. English... pretty much whenever. I have always had english 6th so anything else would be a nice break, but I don't mind having it sixth. Although... now with sports stuff, it would be nice to have an easy sixth period. I'm rambling...

I'm so tired... I couldn't keep my head up in 4th per and I had to rest my brain in 5th, so i pretty much skipped the notes. I'm gonna go shower and do math as fast as possible... maybe a few flashcards depending on how many words are in the stupid chapter, and... finish history hw. But hey, at least my ceramics project is going great right now. As long as I don't majorly screw up, the tile will be great. It's the batman logo. It's kickass. Batman is kickass.

So to anyone who actually made it this far without falling asleep, I salute you. And goodnight.

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BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-23T09:03:00-05:00

Okay I know it's only tuesday, but it's time for a weekend. Right now.

Read At Your Own Risk

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-24T05:03:00-05:00

You know how I always manage to discover something new about myself every once in awhile at random? Ok, well maybe you don't, but I do, and I found another gem of self discovery today.

I am logical in a completely non-logical way.

Take, for example, a play at practice today. Coach said runner at two or three, which means as a left fielder, when it's hit to me, I throw to third as a cut to home. Well apparently when the runner is at three(or maybe two as well, I'm not sure) if it's a grounder I throw home and if it's fly I throw to third. Well they told us that afterwards.

But in the meantime, in the middle of the play I got confused as to whether I throw to third or home, cuz I was getting mixed signals from everyone else. So logically, I chose home, cuz hey, it's going to get there anyways right? Well... problem is, I didn't actually choose home, I decided that if i can't choose between third and home, why not throw it between the two. That's my stupid logic right there. If I don't know whether to throw to one or the other, I'll throw kind of in between both. But the real logic thing to do is just decide on one or the other(prolly home) and go for it.

Other times, someone will be talking about a confusing problem for them and I'll just be bluntly logic. And it ends up being too simple and blunt, that either they wont go for it or it wont work anyways. This is why I always get yelled at for things, I can never just be absolutely sure of something, I always have a lurking doubt. It's like second-guessing yourself in the moment. < That's a good quote right there.

Practice just wasn't great today at all. Right away, I could tell my throwing wasn't going well today, and just my luck, that's what we ended up focusing on. To make a long story short... Ok nevermind, I'm going to tell it like it is.

Coach wanted us to work on crow hops, so we did for awhile and then he was giving us routine grounders and telling us to crow hop. Well routine grounders in outfield means go down on one knee. It's harder to jump up and then proceed with a crow hop, and besides, if i was taking a routine grounder, 98% of the time there would not be a need for a crow hop anyways. So I overthrew 2 badly, also because the crow hop adds extra force to my throw and since the catcher was kind of close my throws were going high. And coach said, "if we lose this ball, you're all running". Guess who overthrew it two turns later? Thaaaas right. Me. So he had us all sprint as fast as we could from about the left fouline to second base. The five of us did that three or four times, and then to make it all worse the coach singled me out and had me run one by myself and then we did one more altogether, and by then my upper thighs(quads maybe?) were going into... i dont know a coma. It didn't help that I ran a whole mile without stopping monday(a big feat for a non long distance person like myself) and then ran a half mile today.

I didn't regain normal breathing for another 10-15 minutes after that, cuz by then I was more than a little mad at the coach and myself and sorry that I put my teammates through that, and then it was hard to breathe anyways from the sprints and I have allergies from the grass and there was a ton of grass everywhere.

God, I type too much, I even look over it to see if I can cut stuff out, but somehow it always takes me a lot of words to say what I have to say.

Anyway, I saw a sign today on the way home and it was in kind of slanted cursive writing, and at first I thought it said "Slander Lucy", then I thought "Slander Lucky", then "Slender Lucky" and finally discovered it was actually "Slender Lady". I'm just going to blame it on lack of sleep. I keep making myself get up earlier and earlier to get what I have to get done in the mornings, but then I don't get out of bed for 20 minutes cuz our house is like 40 degrees when I wake up. Damn freezing.

Also on the way home, just leaving the park, there was this realy crazy lookin old guy that walked right by my window as we were stopped at the entrance waiting to turn. And He had a face like Albert Einstein except it was like someone had tugged his face down and he looked right at me and it was hella creepy, and then on the way out I saw the sign at the front of the park saying "Senior Citizen Ball, March 27" and I was like Ohhhh..... you're a little early, dude.

I guess that's it for today... OH I led my team to victory twice in volleyball today! I was so proooud.... since I suck at volleyball. I'm an okay server tho, and I guess the people on the other teams suck, but yea, I ended up being server for like 20 minutes today just serving and serving and serving. My arm was all red afterwards. At least our team is pretty good. Ryan Behrens was being a little bitch today tho, and like 8 people told Parrish to kick his ass so I think he slugged ryan twice in his leg. Gave him a nasty dead leg. He deserves it, it's just freaing PE volleyball for Gods sake.

anyway. As our history sub says.. Ciao!

Poo Bank

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-26T03:03:00-05:00

Woohoo! end of the week! It's about damn time too. check this out tho:

Magister Mundi sum!
"I am the Master of the Universe!"
You are full of yourself, but you're so cool you
probably deserve to be. Rock on.

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

that is so me. but that was the second time i took the test. the first time i got some stupid crap. and one of the other answers really sounded like me cuz it said you never call in sick and you say if it doesnt rhyme its not a poem. A, youre right, i never call in sick and B... I like rhyming poems better than non, it's easier for me to understand.

well, math was stupendously boring today. This stupid chapter is just combining stuff from old chapters with only a little bit of new stuff and its gay. We got our tests back tho, and I got a 96. I actually had 100 tho, but I didn't simply an answer cuz... I was lazy. eh. who cares.

oh man, so it turns out our volleyball team is like hella kickass. We won every game we played today. andrew runs around getting everything that others are afraid to get nd haley already plays volleyball, shannons good for a hit here or there, michael d is getting the hang of things, and michael b is a good spiker. And I get us the most points through serves. For some reason, I'm a good underhand volleyball server. But yea, it came down to the wire against ryan behrens team(that damn pussy) and we had two or three great rallies where the ball was just all over the palce, but everyone on our team was running around too and I think it just confused the other team and we won. It was a rotation system today too, and we stayed on the highest court the whole day since we kick so much ass. Plus Mr U said the more you win, the more bonus points you get as a team, so that's great. Only problem is, I don't need extra points in pe.

Speaking of which, I'm actually getting into this book for english class. But I'm not saying I read it in my free time at home, cuz god knows I don't. But I read it during spanish class almost every day cuz I can get away with it, that class is so easy. I got a 48 out of 50 on my "mi famili" scrapbook/album crap and it was all on normal paper with pictures off the net. But I did turn it in a day early, so I got 5 more points than I would have, which made the difference between 96% and 86%. I knew some good had to come of it.

Anyways... finished my batman tile in ceramics. It's got to be the best thing I've freakin made in that stupid class. But I can't go on with the next projects yet, so Alicia and I were planning our future student choice projects. Her are Jaws and some other crap, and mine will be a "got milk?" and then a "D is for Lysdexia". I said she should make a piggy bank that looks like a pile crap, but she wouldnt go for it. Her loss.

Good times... I'm just so glad this week is finally over. Plus, my mother is out of town till wednesday. Partaaaay! Lol... really tho... not much of a difference. Maybe I'll get a driving lesson with my dad or something tho. Anyways... that's all. Payce.

current music: Fell In Love with a Girl - the White Stripes

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-27T12:03:00-05:00

I are bored.

Ranting and Raving: My Dipshit Father

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-29T10:03:00-05:00

so.... another day. another monday.

I seriously got zero sleep last night cuz I went to bed at like 1:30 in the morning and I had eaten some sugar too, so that wasn't smart.

And god, my dad has been so annoying today and always. I would serously consider adopting a brother or sister just so my parents would have someone else to focus on, cuz they are on my last nerves.

I hate how my dad comes to every damn softball thing. And then after practice on days before games he'll ask the coach "When do they get out of school tomorrow?" and I'm standing right there going "Gee... you know you could just ask ME, SINCE IM THE ONE GETTING OUT OF SCHOOL HERE." GOD. And he always insists on being ike scorekeeper and he sits IN the dugout and is a pain in the ass all the time. It's like, why can't you just be a normal parent and go work or not come to a few games, or at the very least sit in the freakin stands. And then this morning he was like did you do your piano practice? Lemme tell you, I started piano in 3rd grade and wanted to quit ever since about 5th. And I finally got them to stop forcing me to go to lessons a little less than over a year ago, but they still make me practice it like every day. It's always "Have you done your piano?", when I can't even practice bass every day and thats the one freakin insturment I have lessons for now. God if they want to hear the damn piano GO LEARN IT YOURSELF BITCH.

And then hes trying to force me to tryout for one team and won't let me try out for another for the upcoming winter season even tho its like 3-5 months away. And I actually have reasons for not trying out for the team he wants me to, but he can't just listen and comprehend, he's like thats not a good reaosn and I'm like SHUT UP I DONT CARE. God I really just want to kill people sometimes they piss me off so much.

PLUS, he told me this morning he would try to schedule my next dr's appointment sometime later this week like wed or fri, and then tonight, he's like "Oh, by the way, your dr's appointment is tomorro." GOD what the hell is your problem?! Ever since I told him ONCE that I was okay with missing first period once in awhile cuz it's just ceramics, but since I said that I've been to about 4 dr's appointments and a freakin pointless dentists appointment, not to mention tomorro. Now I can't keep up in the damn class, cuz every time I'm right in the middle of working on something, he schedules another DAMN APPOINTMENT.

Anyways... I heard my tile came out of the kiln today, but it was like 2nd period, so I have yet to see it. Spanish was the usual crap, although she thought up a new stupid idea where we lined up outside in two lines facing each other and each person had a two-sided flashcard and we just moved down person-to-person guessing the spanish word on the other side. That was a waste of 7 minutes. We actually didn't run in Pe today which was great. We played volleyball and once again our team went undefeated, worked our way up from the losers court where we started off and went straight to the champions court. Mr. U was like welcome to your new court, remember where you are for wednesday. I was like new court? "This IS our court. We own this court." But we have a like state pe test or something tomorrow. Today was Part 2 of my experiment with Haley to see if I can fit into a Pe locker. I'm pretty sure I can, Part 3 is tomorrow, so we'll see. History was crap, Math was ultra-crap, and english was... boring crap.

Okay. well I'm done now. I just get so pissed off at my stupid dad. And I hate how he makes stupid jokes all the time and the younger people on my other softball team are like haha Youre so funny! and I'm like... NO. HE's NOT, DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM. ugh. K, so i lied, but I'm done now.

Adiosss

current music: Come Out and Play(AKA Keep em Separated) - Offspring

1 here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4....

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-03-31T08:03:00-05:00

yoo hoo!

I was just thining about computerized voices on the phone cuz, face it, I am ALWAYS thinking about those sexy computer voices. Anyway, I came to the brilliant conclusion that they should make a recording with a hilarious voice instead of those boring computer crap voices.

So today we pull up to the stop light across from school where my dad drops me off, and hes like what happened? because there were no other cars there and theres usually a long line of em and I was like "we're late. moron." the second part was under my breath.

Okay, well it's actually now 9:01 since I kinda left this sitting for awhile, and you know what? All you people are morons, Seth's guy is not the hot one, Ryan is. Although Adam Brody is a better off screen name than whatever the other dudes is. The only reason I even knew seths dudes name is cuz I just saw the theme song. Anyways... ya'll know I'm right.

Wow I just saw that one soap ad with the green spots on the yellow paper or whatever, and it made me wish I had a cooler looking soap. Like black or green and white striped. Those are cool. But black does not look like it would smell great. Reminds me of black licorice and that would be a nasty smell to have on you all day. Assuming you dont drown yourself in another scent as most people needlessly do.

We won all our games in vollyeball in pe today, which means hello bonus points! or as Haley said "That's a whole days worth of non-dress points!" But I of course. actually dress out. for the most part. As for other school stuff, all the classes are going okayishly well I think. In English I had to read an essay in front of the class, which I really don't like to do, but at least I didn't spead read this time, although apparently when nervous, I cannot say the word "philosopher", which I just so happened to put in the essay like 20 times cuz I'm stupid.

Ooh, but in Spanish when the teacher is gone afor awhile sometime, I'm gonna do something naughty with the magnets on her file cabinet thing by my desk. I've been planning for days, seeing as there is nothing to do in that class anyways, and it's gonna be good. hehehe. Ooh! On friday we're watching Finding Nemo! But she's forcing us to watch it in spanish. Stupid Senora Locopantalones always screws it up. stupid... Thing! I don't know what to call her, if she qualifies as a person... I think she's more... crazy half-bird half-frog woman. It's amazing she's not on the endangered species list or something, as I do believe she is the last of her kind. or maybe the only one of her kind in the first place.

How do they make that one birth control patch stay suck on for like 7 days? Most band aids cant last that long. You know what Jen and I decided to invent? Waterproof gum. And better Double Bubble, besides the fact that it loses its flavor too fast, which doesn't bother me that much, it gets too unbubbleable. In other words, to stiff to blow good bubbles with.

Practice was good though, emily and I had maaaany a good laugh and she made up the best comeback I've EVER HEARD. I just tell you cuz it is too good, your ears are not worthy. *We're not worthy! We're not worthy!* (Waynes World).

So I had another gem of self-discovery the other day:
I am easily distracted..... by my own damn imagination.
I could seriously spend hours doing whatever in my own little world. It truly is sad.

I just had the sudden urge to juggle, so I think I'll go do that now.

Monkey Master

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-06T11:04:00-05:00

not much to say, emily is forcing me to update.

went bowling w/ alicia and scrawny white boy with the hair and freakish clown pants. First Game: Me - 73, Alicia - 74, Peter - 79. Second Game: Me - 136, Alicia - 2nd place, Peter - Lost.

And we saw a guy with a bad wedgie. And we ate candy and played shooting games.

That is all tho. And now I crave a bagel. Toasted with melted butter and cinnamon sugar sprinkled on top. But I think the toaster would make too much noise and my parents are like sleeping.

That will be all.

current music: 311 - Don't Stay Home

Scary Berry Attack!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-07T09:04:00-05:00

So. Went and got my hair done today. I took forever though, cuz apparently my hair is thick as hell. But I finally got the underside of my hair colored so it's not as ugly blackish brown. Plus I got it slightly trimmmed, so... s'all good.

Although... at one point, I saw this lady walking up and I could've sworn she was my middle school history teacher, it scared the f***in crap outta me. She had the exact same hair and she was wearing sunglasses like mrs berry. Only difference was she was about 30 or 40 pounds lighter and therefore did not waddle as berry did. But scared me all the same.

And that was about as exciting as my day was. Actually... that's about all my day was. Anywho.. that's it.

P.S. Bob Dylan is really creepy.
P.P.S. I really really hate coldplay. Their music sucks people, come on.

current music: Summer of Love - 311

Don't Stay Home

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-08T04:04:00-05:00

I saw two people i know on the way home from softball practice. And for some reason I thought that would be interesting... ? nevermind.

I started my history project! I don't know when it's due so... I should at least get going on it. For those of you who don't know, we hafta write a childrens book on world war one. For a 9-11 year old. Excuse me, but what kind of 9-11 year old still reads childrens books? Yea... but all I did was skim the reading and highlight stuff. It seems a lot easier than I thought, the hard part is just getting myself to actually work on it. at least I'm better than a certain person who hasn't started it and won't be back till Sunday night. They're just screwed.

Tomorrow I'm gonna go to LaBou for lunch and then shopping with mi madre. Who apparently says we have a good relationship. What is wrong with that? It's better to have at least one parent on your side to take you places and argue your case. So soooooorrrry if I dont HATE my mom since it's the "cool" thing to do or whatever. Stupid faggots think it's cool to hate their parents and whine about it. Maybe that's just whiny people in general. I've got someone in mind.

anyways... that will be all. I need some chocolate.
P.S. as of now, I will no longer bother putting current music: it's pissing me off, so I'm just doing this:

Creatures - 311

Continuum Transfunctioner

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-10T02:04:00-05:00

I'm bored. And break's almost over! Kinda sucks, I got used to living like a community college goer. I finally finished my rubiks cube! Yup... I just took it apart wih a screwdriver and did it by hand. I just kinda randomly got it out cuz I watched Dude Where's My Car, and it inspired me.
Shibby!

Sweet Leaf - Black Sabbath

(sof/\all)

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-12T11:04:00-05:00

Long Day, here's the shortened version.

Ceramics: Teacher lost my project. Completely serious. I got the grade sheet all ready and said Mrs A, I'm ready to get my project graded!... BUT I CANT FIND IT.

Spanish: Our teacher is really ugly. Thats about all I accomplished the entire hour, that one discovery.

PE: ran/walked... very easy. Hot shirtless guy running the track. Real hot.

History: Notes

Math: joked with jake, talked with jake and julia about poem assignment for...

English: Poem assignment. Make a poem and put it on a poster. It's some crap for open house, but it sounds easy. Only problem is I don't know what to write about. Jake was trying a Bumble Bee haiku it went something like:

Bumble Bee Bumble Bee, Why do you sting me hee hee...
Bumble Bee Bumble Bee, ou are a bitch, Bumble Bee Bumble Bee, you make me itch

Anyways... I considered doing one on toilets. not sure if hagwood would appreciate it though. Oh well. I'm hella good at rhyming and making funny poems, I just need a subject.

Practice: Ran a TON. First of all, outfield had to run sprints(through our unmowed grass) twice cuz we had a lot of bad throws. Infield didn't run at all. Then we conditioned with the team and we ran 3 ground balls, 3 base hits, 2 or 3 doubles, 2 triples and ended up walking a home run. But it didn't end there. Noooo, then we ran sprints back and forth. About 6 of those. I was dead.

So i come home and eat dinner and then i go on a boredom eating spree and i happened to be around some nasty malt eggs so I accidentally ate like... all of them. So then I tried to throw up. Here we have some good news and some bad news. Bad News: Couldn't throw up that nasty crap. Good News: I won't have to worry about bullimia, since apparently it is impossible for me to make myself puke.

That's about it. Enjoy.

Echo - Trapt

My FATHER

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-13T06:04:00-05:00

can my father be any more embarassing/annoying? absolutely not.

Okay, so we don't have practice tomorrow, cuz we have team pictures at the school. The first thing I said to him as we were leaving was "We don't have practice tomorro-" and then I was rudely cut off as he immediately turned and shouted "No practice tomorro Coach?!" Ugh. He ALWAYS does this. On days before games he'll ask "What time do they get out of school tomorrow?" and i'm like DONT YOU THINK I'D KNOW?! since i AM the one getting out early! UGH.

So then in the car I asked if it would be okay to go home and come back, cuz school gets out at 2:45 and pics arent till an hour later. And then he goes crazy and is like NO! I'm not driving you around everywhere!! You can bring your uniform to school, get dressed there and WALK here!!

All i did was ASK.

And I'm like THE PICTURES ARE AT THE SCHOOL YOU ASS! IF YOU WOULD LET ME FINISH TELLING YOU WHY WE DON'T HAVE PRACTICE YOU WOULD FUCKIN KNOW THAT!!!! of course, I didn't actually say that I just turned to emily and was like Arent they at the school? So I guess me and emily are just going to hang around for an hour and wait for the pics.

God, he really pisses me off. He insists on being the scorekeeper, he hangs around the team more than any other parent. He's embarassing and a pain in the ass, I wish he would just stay at home. He thinks he's friends with the coach, which i HATE. No one else's parent acts like this. I just can't wait till I can drive myself around. I don't even care if the car is worse than the ones on Pimp My Ride, as long as my dad doesn't follow me everywhere.

I don't think anyone else I know has such a rude embarassing parent.

I hate him.

Line & Sinker - Billy Talent

Jumbo Shrimp

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-14T10:04:00-05:00

Yola. Here it is:

Ceramics: spent 15 minutes sitting around watching the teacher write down a shedule on the board because there was a rally today. But then it turned out to be a schedule for some assembly NEXT week. Still no sign of my project. I wouldve loved to have it at open house too cuz we have to bring back two of our best projects and I don't have many to speak of. Not many at all. Spent the remaining 35 minutes sitting around still doing nothing.

Rally: Not too great. Had to wear my glasses to see good, wasn't wearing my contacts today. Wasn't a good rally really. But really... when are they ever?

After School:
Met up with Genevieve cuz we had an hour to kill before our team pics. We decided to go copy our math problems and then found Emily and went to the library. Mistake.

There are four rows of tables running throughout the library. Gen sat across from me and Emily was next to me. The only other people in there besides the librarian was this kid behind me from my pe class and two guys two rows down playing some game. Of course we just had to listen in.

Well my guess proved right and the game was Dungeons and Dragons. The name says it all. After listening quite awhile to the nerd talk, we were all laughing really hard quietly. But of course, since I was next to Emily, I was VERY close to laughing VERY loud. I said "I can't stay here!" and went to the bathroom where I laughed and laughed.

Then we got dressed and Gen and I washed off our shoes while Emily was still messing with her hair and I finally was able to fit myself into a pe locker. So then as we were about to leave In comes Christina, Victoria Jen and of course, I had to demonstrate. And after that we went to pictures. Gen and I ended up being the two shortest so we ended up in the very front of the picture. So we all took more pictures and then went to ice cream.

Thats about it.

"I do murals with ym own feces." - Colin Mockery

Echo - Trapt
Freak Out - 311

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-15T10:04:00-05:00

Instructions.
1. copy this whole list into your journal.
2. bold the things that are true about you.
3. anything you don't bold is false

01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
02. I don't watch much TV these days.
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I have loads of books.
06. I once slept in a toilet.
07. I love playing video games.
08. I ADORE marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies.
10. I watch them with my father.
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders.
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like George Bush.

15. People are cool.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.
18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm really really smart.
21. I've never broken someone's bones.
22. I have a secret.
23. I hate snow.
24. I drink only milk.

25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates!
27. I love Chinese food.
28. I would hate to be famous.
29. I am not a morning person.
31. I don't need glasses.
32. I have potential.
33. I only have one race.
34. My legs are two different sizes.
35. I have a twin.
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing.
38. I'm left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them.
40. I don't like horror movies.
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway.
42. People hate me usually.
43. I like pop music.
45. I HATE parking fines.
46. I know the National Anthem of my country by heart.
47. I know more than two languages.

48. I spend too much time on my computer.
49. I often want to throw my computer out the window.
50. I live on the first floor.
51. I don't like chocolate.
52. I'd like to be more original.
53. I've lied before.
54. Cocks are my favorite birds.
55. I want to conquer the world.
56. I wonder what happens when you die.
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter.
58. I want to eat your dog.
59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate science with a passion.
61. I like to write.
62. I like changes.
63. I hate going to class.
64. I am afraid to die.
65. I hate dish washing.
66. My hair is long, brown, and curly.
67. My nails are nine inches long.
68. One of my favorite colors is black.
69. I like to sleep on the floor.
70. I am hopeless at cooking.
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little.
72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this.
73. I am online alot, but not on AOL.
74. I hate government.
75. I don't have a girlfriend.

76. I'm too nice for my own good.
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can.
78. I don't trust newspapers.
79. I sometimes like arguing.
80. I live in a lagoon.
81. I clean my room once a month.
82. I'm scared of american fast food.
83. I am prying open my third eye.
84. I love Mozambique.
85. I don't trust any religion.
86. I used to play with barbies.
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
88. I like listening to wind chimes.
89. I'm very disorganized.
90. My hair is long and straight.
91. I learn a lot.
92. I don't like spicy food.
93. I keep a diary.
94. I can't do cartwheels.
95. I am very lazy.
96. I'm sarcastic.
97. I think my hair is annoying.
98. I'm very emotional. more than i used to be

Princess Consuela BananaHammock

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-15T10:04:00-05:00

So I only have four problems for hw and in the past 5 hours have failed to even open my backpack.

AND I RIPPED PART OF MY MOUTH LIKE A WEEK AGO AND IT STILL HURTS LIKE A BITCH. I was brushing my teeth a little too enthusiastically and I ripped that thing on the inside of your top lip. The good thing is, my toothpaste is red, so I didn't have to look at bloody toothpaste or anything. i am so retarded. Marissa's got nothin on ME. fo sho.

Anyhoo... wow I just realized I've been spelling anyhoo wrong. Once again- I am retarded.

Oh so we won our game today against... um del campo. And in the process I kinda semi-ran into a pole (i know, AGAIN) but the bruise is already starting to show. A shoulder shiner. That's nifty.

I had an assist of an assist of an assist in extreme frisbee today. Still absolutely no sign of my ceramics project. History test was super easy. Math... the teacher is completely against me an jake sitting together. first he said jake cant move. And now I cant move either. But I can still fling pencils out the window. And by golly, I WILL.

Freak Out - 311

p.s. a bananahammock is a speedo. fyi. the title is from friends.

More Dumb Dad

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-17T04:04:00-05:00

I'm bored. I think everyone has OCD to some degree. Everyone has weird things they do. Things they do for no reason but feel compelled to do anyways.

Example: If I was to get one of those stupid square hamburgers at wendys, I would nibble the corners off the patty before starting to eat the burger. Of course, I said if. I hate wendy's.

Those square burgers are a retarded idea anyways. Who wants a square hamburger? What is the point? If you're gonna have a square hamburger, why not a square bun? Stupid.

I really can ramble on about anything.

Oh yea, so I have more annoying dad stuff. He made me go to my other team's game today. At 10:30 in the morning. It's the weekend why can't he just let me sleep late on a saturday? I wouldn't mind as much on a sunday, but saturday?! ugh. I don't like the team anyways. I'm looking forward to leaving it, even tho I hate tryouts.

So we get there and I sit in the second row of the bleachers and he immediately starts pestering me with "Why don't you go sit in the dugout with your team?". Oksy for one thing, I'm wearing plain clothes and I can't even play for the team at the moment, not to mention, theyre kind of annoying. I just came to watch and then leave, I don't want to be in the dugout with them, I don't even want to be there anyways. But he must ask me this like 5 times and each time I go "No, I don't want to." Polite and simple.

If I told them that someone was pestering me to do something, the first thing my parents would say is "Just say, No I don't want to." He did this at the last game we went to too, I said "No I dont want to, I'm fine." BUT HE STILL INSISTS THIS TIME TOO. God if he wants to sit in there he can go ahead, but I-DONT-WANT-TO. So for the next hour, I had to listen to multiple people telling me to go sit inside the damn dugout. I'd just be sitting around, so why bother leaving the bleachers just to go do the same thing inside a dirty dugout fll of smelly, dirty players?

So then my dad leaves me alone for awhile to watch this terrible game. And then he comes back and says "Bob's over there.". And he keeps looking at me. I'm like "Yea, so?" I already knew bob was there. I saw his truck when we pulled into the parking lot.

And then afterwards my dad kept asking me if I wanted to go to lunch with my "teammates". And I said "No, I want to go home." After all, I did have to get up at 10 in the morning. And so this goes back and forth about 5 times, him asking and me saying no, before we finally leave.

I just don't get it, why he is SO dense. Why he must ask me the same question 10 times. Like I'm going to change my mind the 5th time he asks? If I decide, I will say so and if I'm undecided, I'll say that too, but I will never say one thing and actually want the other. That only worked on my pe teacher in 5th grade once. I said "Don't put me on Emily's team!" and he did.

I'm a crafty little bugger.

Echo - Trapt

Lava Madness

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-18T05:04:00-05:00

Ugh I just finished my poem for hagwood. Glad I got that over with, but that was just the easy part, now I have to make a freakin poster with it. here it is so far:

Lava Lamps are groovy,
They’re really neat,
They simply just,
Can’t be beat

Flip the switch,
The wax will rise,
Hot to the touch,
Easy on the eyes

A visual sensation,
Freeform art,
Back and forth,
The bubbles dart

This hypnotic show,
Puts one in a trance,
Watching the blobs,
Spin and dance

Ode to the lava lamp,
What a sight,
Bubbling up and down,
Glowing through the night

I had a better first paragraph, but i think hagwood wouldve gotten flustered over my use of the word oldschool. flustered. That's my word of the day. Actually, my real word of the day is "titter".

Anyways... toodles.

Please Take Me Home - Blink 182

Dumbstruck. Colour me stupid.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-19T09:04:00-05:00

Well I think I may have succeeded in convinving my parents to let me paint my room! I told em, it could be my only xmas present. Who cares, really? for one thing, I don't usually want a lot of things present-wise and I know my mother will insist on getting me other stuff anyways. The onyl prob is trying to figure out what color to paint it.

We got new carpets, and mine's dark green which is groovy, but it doesn't go too great with the old periwinkleish blue walls. I'm thinking some shade of green, anywhere from lime green to dark green. Actually, come to think of it lime green with this carpet isnt as good looking in real life as it was in my head. Oh well.. plenty of time for that crap later.

Tomorro is an assembly day which means shorter periods except for third. So.. extended pe. not too bad considering the other options. could have hagwood for longer, that would be terrible. Or senora wachtler, the locopantaloned freak.

Here's the rundown: I think my ceramics tile is gone forever. We have a test in Spanish tomorrow. We're transitioning from ultimate frisbee to ultimate football(?!) in pe. We just started a 5-6 day unit in history which means another freakin test soon. Plus its more boring revolutions, except its in the boringest country ever: Russia. Math is pretty simple, now that i got the hang of it. english is always a mystery. And i am currently wearing socks that are starting to cut off my circulation.

That will be all.

Here's Your Letter - Blink 182

hoo rah.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-20T08:04:00-05:00

We found my tile! Just when I had decided to let go... It returns!

Tomorrow, we have testing which is in our second period class. Lucky for me, that is SENORA WACHLTER LOCOPANTALONES! AAAAAHH!

Well, thats all i have to say.

My Hero - Foo Fighters

dont read this, its crap.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-21T06:04:00-05:00

3 hours wasted away testing in wachtler's class. her voice is the funniest thing to hear after 2 silent hours when she starts up with her gay columbian accent. she was like: twenny five secons leff! finish yoor acitiviteee.

And then our anal ceramics teacher wouldn't let us in for 20 minutes. And when she finally did, she didn't open the backroom that had our projects in it. So I took to my kleptomania. There was a huge bucket full of little candies and i ended up making about 4 or 5 round trips back and forth just grabbing handfuls of assorted chocolate goodness. Then she got all... huffy and was like "Who took my bucket?!" but we're were like "... its right there(?)..." she's so funny. In a strange way. She stood for 10 seconds just watching alicia cutting her project with this wierd smile on her face. I was extremely creeped out, but i dont think alicia even noticed.

So my lunch pretty much consisted of little chocolate bars. fun.

Some seniors cemented a car to the middle of the quad late last night, so now theres empty dirt spots in the grass. They were kind of stupid tho, cuz no seniors were there this morning to see the reaction. Seniors don't have to take these gay tests. Freshmen get to miss one tuesday. Our test books are poo-colored. And i dont mean that like its a bad color, I mean it actually is the color of poo.

I think I'm sprouting a wisdom tooth. So now I have that to play with in my mouth.

So my dad told me a bajillion times that i need a ride to tomorrows game. And at the end of practice I look over and both of my parents are sitting on the bleachers and I'm like what IS this?! so i pack up my bag and start running wildly to christinas car to give it to her before she leaves and im halfway there when BOTH parents are going CAITLIN! CAITLIN! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!??? and so i stop, turn around, jog back and I'm like "T'm taking this to Christina's car, IS THAT ALRIGHT!? and now... NOW he says, "Oh, you don't need a ride tomorro, I'm not going." I was like ARGH, CAN I GO WITH HER ANYWAYS?! cuz honestly, I am not putting up with this crap.

So the whole ride home I was so pissed off cuz my parents are just so obnoxious. My dad tails me everywhere. Do you see anyone elses parents waiting for them after practice? NO. Does anyone else's dad follow everywhere and help with warm ups and be the scorekeeper? NO.

Oh well, dinner calls. Pray to god it is not crappy food.

Billy Talent

Emily and the Shorties.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-22T06:04:00-05:00

Ha! we had the best car ride yet on the way to the game today. We listened to Shania Twain, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Britney Spears(oldschool), and Shakira. And Emily was singing the whole time. Genevieve and I were her backup dancers, since we were all in the backseat. And then I did my own dance to Shakira. It was interesting to say the least.

Poprocks and Coke

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-23T10:04:00-05:00

1) Grab the nearest book.
2) Open the book to page 23.
3) Find the fifth sentence.
4) Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

"The famous Dead Sea Scrolls often speak of the awaited Messiah."

pretty good considering all the boringer sentences in our fatass history book.

Not really up to much. I've been shortening my buddy list as well as my iTunes library. Every once in awhile, I go through that to get rid of crappy songs. At the moment, I have 1205 songs, which is actually more than I had before I started deleting songs. It was all Jake, I tell you. Because of him, I have downloaded about 25 more songs.

Oh well, no big problem. As of today, one more week till my birthday. And the one present I have asked for is "Guess Who" the magnificently genius game of flip over the pictures. Eh... I'll make up for it next year when I ask for a car. Fat Chance.

Rock'n'Roll Lifestyle - Cake

tired as hell.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-28T08:04:00-05:00

yodle.
well... open house tonight, so minimum day today. Good ol' minimum days. Ya gotta love em. So apparently the ceramics teachers is letting us sell our projects at open house if we want. And if people actually want to buy them for the asking price. I put my wreath up for 5 bucks, and the batman tile for 20. I can always sell it to teresa if it doesn't go tonight. Or just keep it myself.

Almost got hit by a car yesterday. That was interesting. Just a reminder:

Look left, right, left.

I forgot the second left until I was halfway across the street. One of these days... I really am just gonna get myself killed. I don't really picture myself as living older than my 30s at this rate. And I kinda like it better that way.

So for my birthday I finally decided on Guess Who and the following cds: Dookie(Green Day), Permission to Land(The Darkness), The Reason(Hoobastank). And maybe a book on palm reading. Yes, a little eclectic with that last one, but I have weird tastes.

My current color choices for my room are 2 black walls and 2 dark green walls. Or medium green... who knows, really.

Thats all I got.

?

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-28T09:04:00-05:00

If roosters can't fly, how do they get on top of fences and stuff like in the pictures? So white men can't jump, but roosters got hops? Whats the deal with that?

Zanzabarrrr!!!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-04-29T07:04:00-05:00

Standardized math testing today. It was by individual math classes, so I kinda failed my test I think. I can't remember for much of the math we did and we didnt get calculators and we hadn't even covered half of the stupid logarithm things in the test. So out of 71 questions, I think I guessed on about 20+. Doesn't matter anyway.

Not much else to say. So I won't say anything at all.

Fuck You Gently - Tenacious D

Que Lastima!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-03T09:05:00-05:00

What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
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Per 1 - ceramics. self-explanatory

Per 2 - I have the craziest spanish teacher in the world I swear to god.

Per 3 - Push Up test. Got enough for a 4 and then stopped. Then Haley and I just layed around in the grass.

Per 4 - history. movie.

Per 5 - Argued with teacher about smoking cuz he was being a crabby little biznitch. Started logarithms.... fun.

Per 6 - Hagwood talked for a straight hour. And when he said I'll bore you to tears, he was not joking, I actually started crying of boredom and tiredness. But Alicia and I eventually got into the swing of things and class ended up being pretty interesting. Spencer got a haircut and if you kinda blur your eyes and look at him from the side, he lookes like Adam Brody. I know I said brody was not the cute one, but seeing a look alike in real life is much different than the boring tv brody.

Still have not gotten any of the bday presents i asked for lol. All in good time. I really crave Guess Who tho.

Thunderstruck - AC/DC

Attention All Guys!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-09T12:05:00-05:00

Okay whats the deal with girls liking guys with long hair? You gotta accept the fact that sometimes it just does not look good. CUT IT DAMMIT. I know of at least 3 guys who Alicia and I want to give a haircut to, cuz it just looks like shit. Just because you think it looks good, doesnt mean it actually does.

It's too long if:

A. Your hair does not naturally curl, but now it does.
B. You are shedding hairs.
C. You cannot see your ears.
D. When you actually do get your hait cut, there's a tanline.
and finally
E. You have trouble seeing due to your hair's massive length.

Please. For God's sake. For your own good.
Cut it.

Bibles and Commercials

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-09T01:05:00-05:00

Okay you know what I reaaaaally dont like? Bible thumpers. And people who are just religiously overzealous in general. And how everyone and everything in society is made to revolve around Christianity and anything Godly, even though people try to deny it. Like this one court in Alabama was moving these tablets of the ten commandments and this total moronic bible-crazy retard was making a total jackass of himself yelling YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY RELIGION YOU WILL NOT... etc etc. Complete moron. You can keep your own damn religion you moron, theres a law that saws gov is separate from church. That means they can take the thing out of the court, whether you like it or not.

Okay, now for something I like: Cheesy lawyer and mortgage ads. You know the ones, where they hire people who have never acted in their life, and don't even have the common sense to show some emotion when talking. Especially the ones where they have those converted believers or the lawyers standing in front of shelves full of encyclopedias. But the ones I love most are the ones for older peoples health where the old dude has a heart attack, the old woman falls over, or the people are shown having so much fun riding their damn rascal scooters. Love those to death.

You know what the best thing ever would be? A cheesy religious ad. God, that would kick ass.

Anyway- that was all I really had to say.

Get Your Hands Off My Woman - The Darkness

P.S. The Darkness cd... reaaaal good.

MORE... i know... I need a life.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-09T02:05:00-05:00

Okay I know this is like an attack of posts that just came outta nowhere, but for some reason, I have a lot to say tonight. Speaking of which, see if you were to ask me at school What's new, my answers range between: "Wha'?", "I dunno", and "uhh... nothing... i guess...". But you get on here and it's like my brain just lets loose.

Footloose.

Kick off your sunday shoes.

Back to Business, Point 1:
I was watching Penn & Teller Bullshit, one of the best shows on television. And this one was about the bible. Man that thing is so... pardon my religion, but its stupid. Completely false. I'm not gonna explain here, but just think about it yourself, and maybe even go watch the show yourself. It's on tomorro on channel 577 or something(cable). The best parts were when Penn kept saying "Elvis never did no drugs!" and at the end it had one of those warning screens and it read:

"Warning, all characters and events mentioned in the damn bible are fictious. Any similarity to actual events or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental."

I loved that. Moving On.. Point 2:
I told Neil just recently that I was getting a lot better at controlling my anger, and that I actually don't get mad much anymore. And then about 3 or 4 hours and half a box of capn crunch later, I realized I just flipped Chris off yesterday! eh...

Point3:
Speaking of this capn crunch(with berries of course. That's the only way to have them) I just looked over and at the bottom of the box on the back it reads:

"Turn 'Ho-Hummy' into Something 'Yummy'!

I saw Ho, and I did a double take. And then a triple take cuz the first time my head was too scrambled to read it.

finally... Point 4:
I don't care what you damn PCers say, macs are the shit. iTunes? iPods? iMacs? AAALLLLLLLL macs. Face the facts. Deal with it.

and THAT is all.

A Favor House Atlantic - Coheed and Cambria

I feel like a traitor for liking this song, but I find it strangely addictive.

CAAAAWWW

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-13T09:05:00-05:00

Here's the Skinny:

Wow that was fun to say. And with that, I'm already off track. Here it is tho:

Tuesday we lost to Del Campo in a 12 inning overtime. The best part tho, was when i tried to hop a 4 foot high fence and ended up knocking over 3 yards of it. I was the only person around for 30 or 40 feet, too. Funniest and yet most embarassing moment of my life.

Wednesday was senior practice which ende dup being like freshman initiation. We each had to spin around in a circle with a bat to our heads 10 times and then hit a ball pitched at us and run to first. I won! I think... cuz I was the only one who actually hit the ball. Almost hitting emily in the process. Then we scrimmaged jv and ate pizza.

And today, we BEAT El Camino. One of the top two teams in our league. We knocked them out of championships. Who cares if we didn't even make playoffs... that was fun. The best part was, no one went into it thinking we would win and then we did. It was a minimum day too, so our car group(yeah!) went to quiznos and panda and then cruised around town and went to Jen's house. We wanted a watch a short movie she had, but she couldnt get it to work, so we went to Christie's house. We figured her vcr would work and then realized the only problem was that the damn tape wasnt even rewound. Jen the tech whiz.

And there it is. Not much to say bout my classes except that I had so much homework crap... still do.

Adios.

I stole this from Neil

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-19T11:05:00-05:00

1.) Name? Caitlin
2.) Birthday? April 30
3.) Zodiac Sign? Taurus
4.) Gender? Female
5.) What time is it? 11:45 p.m
6.) Are you sensitive? I don't know. Depends.
**Person Who Last
7.) Called you? Jen!
8.) Slept in your bed? Me
9.) Saw you cry? Perhaps Alicia. yes, alicia. fsho. cuz once at lunch and then once in ceramics. It had to be one of those.
10.) Made you cry? I dunno... possibly my faja yelling at me
11.) Instant message you? Jake
12.) You shared a drink with? umm... Emily
13.) You went to the movies with? Mi madre
14.) Went to the mall with? jesus christ, its been awhile.
15.) Yelled at you? Prolly Faja. Possibly Alicia.
16.) Sent you an e-mail? I only get e-mails for Mindsay comments
**Have You Ever
17.) Taken a picture of yourself with a milk moustache and sent it to the milk people? No
18.) Figured out where the real number 18 is? after 17 and before 19?
19.) Gotten into a fight with your Dog/Cat? Yes
20.) Been to New York? Yes, unfortunately
21.) Been to Florida? Yes
22) California? Represent
23.) Hawaii? sadly, nada
24.) Mexico? no pero hablo espanol muy bueno. Quiero tu. aqui. ahora.
25.) China? gladly, No
26.) Canada? SADly, no
27.) Danced Naked? um... i would have to guess yes. I doubt I would have had the capacity to remember if i was ever doing such a thing, but i suppose i have.
28.) Had a dream about something really crazy, then it happens the next day? I think so.
29.) Stalked someone? umm.. maybe. maybe. not sure.
30.) Had a mud bath? No
31.) Wished you were the opposite sex? there are some advantages, but overall, no.
32.) Had an imaginary friend? Oh yeaaaaa. Oogie.
33.) What time is it now? 11:52 p.m.
34.) apples or bananas? Bananas
35.) Blue or red? depends
36.) Backstreet boys or nsync? Nsync
37.) Walmart or target? Target
38) Fall or spring? Fall
39.) Santa or Rudolph? Rudolph
40.) What are you gonna do after you finish this? Sleep or read(not for fun tho)
41.) What was the last thing you ate? Honeycomb cereal
42.) High school or college? Haven't been to college
44.) How many of your buddies are online? 3, but ones sleeping and another is away
45.) Last movie you saw? Mean Girls in the movie theather, but Whatever It Takes at home
46.) Last noise you heard? tikkity tap of the keyboard
47.) Last smell you sniffed? hmm... not sure. possibly my own smell, and then i cant tell cuz you cant really smell yourself
**About Your Friends
48.) Laughs the weirdest? Lindsey or shannon maybe genevieve
49.) Going to have the most kids? im thinkin Peter. Although the idea of peter reproducing is not a very good one.
50.) Who have you known the longest? My 2nd grade homies.
51.) Loudest? That's hard. Maybe Haley or Jen or Emily
52.) Is the quietest? Gen... i guess
53.) Will fill this out and send it back the soonest? N.A.
54.) Who is the funniest? "Shit, I dunno" --Neil. Agreed.
55.) Who is the moodiest? I don't think it would be very pleasing to put someones name in here and have them see this. So i'll just put emily. cuz lord knows...
56.) Who is the smartest? JAKE of course.
57.) Biggest player? eh.. whoever
58.) Who can you tell most of your secrets to? Alicia and Haley and Shannon
59.) Who do you usually go to about all of your problems? Alicia or Emily
60.) Name your best bud? I've already mentioned the ones that count
61.) Last time you went out of state? Shee-it. I dont even know. Sometime early last year or even the year before. But we are going to Seattle soon.
62.) Lucky #? 13 or 10. sometimes 18
63.) Things you like in a girl/guy? Personality. Hotness could help. [neil you are shallow].
**Skipped Questions..
67.) What do you think about Ouija Boards? gay
68.) What books are you reading? supposedly Great Expectations
69.) What are your nicknames? Casper from Ali. Mano from Haley.
70.) Hair Color: Brown w/ blonde highlights
71.) Height: goddamn 5' 3.5"
72.) Pets? 2 dogs
73.) Siblings? Nada
74.) Been so drunk you blacked out? Not that I remember
75.) Taken any illegal substances? Umm, not that I remember
76.) Gone out in public in your pajamas? Yes
79.) Kept a secret from everyone? Yes
80.) Had a crush on a teacher? I dunno... I thought miss Hellalian was kinda hott ;)
82.) Been on stage? Yeah
**Favorites
83.) Shampoo? Pantene Pro-V
84.) Soap? the Blue Zest
85.) Color? Green or navy blue or sometimes black or red
86.) Summer/Winter? uhh.. eh.
87.) Satin or Lace? Satin
88.) Cartoon Character: Batman AND Robin, Dora
**In The Last 2 Weeks, Have You…
90.) Cut your hair? a little piece
91.) Worn a skirt? No
92.) Been mean? f'sho
93.) Been sarcastic? 24/7. I'm so bad it hurts.
94.) Talked to someone you had a crush on? si senor
95.) Hugged someone? Yup
96.) Fought with your parents? umm no.
97.) Wished upon a star? No, i havent done that in forever
98.) Laughed until you cried? At least twice a week
99.) Played Truth or Dare? No. I hate that game.
101.) Went to the beach at night? No... that was a dumb question
102.) Spent quality time alone? Yea... SLEEPING. long story.
103.) Ate a meal? and more.
104.) Are you lonely? No
105.) Are you happy? not about hagwood hw
106.) Are you talking to someone online? no
**Do You Believe In…
108.) Love? just listen to the rhythym of my heaaaart!
109.) The Closet Monster? wtf^^
111.) The Big Bang Theory? ehh... better than any damn god thing. Except for the one in Mean Girls. "And on the third day, god created the .22 calibur rifle to shoot rabbits and homosexuals"
112.) Heaven/Hell? No
113.) Superstitions? Yes
**You Again!
114.) Who named you? MY parents. unfortunately.
115.) When was the last time you showered? An hour ago.
116.) What are you wearing right now? Tshirt, boxers, socks. Damn, I'm dead sexay right now. Who am i kidding? I'm dead sexay alllllll the time.
117.) What song are u listening to right now? I'm humming I believe in a thing called love. now I'm humminh Get your hands off my woman.
118.) What was the last thing that you said online? "for the coachs gifts"
119.) What is right next to you? Great Expectations and more stuff
120.) What is your computer desk made of? wood and some... i dunno fiberglass? plastic? god knows.
121.) What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? 7877
121) Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? Hawaii or Scotland
122) How's the weather right now? Cool. Wish it was windier. And chillier.
123) What did you do last night? slept like a motha
124) How are you today? Tired and annoyed.
125) How do you eat an Oreos? separate the cream from the cookie and just eat it by itself.
126) What makes you happy? "Normal stuff, odd stuff" --Neil. Agreed.
153) Who makes you happy? Lots of people
127) What makes you mad? stupidity, fat people who have attitude problems, normal ppl with attitude probs, Peter, math, hagwood, certain people, people who dont raise their hands and then get annoyed when the teacher ignores them. Teachers who ignore you even when you are raising your hand. People who stop in the middle of the hallway all the time. People who walk too slow. People who I'm walking with who walk too fast. Being short.
154) Who makes you mad? Stupid people. see above.
128) What do you want to be when you grow up? not really sure.
129.) What are your future goals? Make money, get married, have no kids or 1 or 2 kids, die in a freak accident and have everyone remember me for it.
130.) My fave music? Rock/Alternative
131.) Favorite Food? MAc n Cheese w/ hot dogs.
132.) Favorite movie(s)? All teen/high school movies(jawbreaker, whatever it takes, etc.). and Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion.
133.) Fave guys cologne? axe
134.) Are you too shy to ask someone out? probably, never tried.
135.) Fav clothes brand? eh. whatever tickles my fancy. lol.
136.) If you could change your name what would it be? I dunno... hmmm. Shit i'm gonna be stuck on this for days. Maybe Holly or Mallory or Kelsey? i dont know.
137.) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? no
138.) What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? god knows. I have jumped out of moving cars tho.
139.) Whats ur fav. drink? Good water, soda, root beer float... yum
140.) Do you like scary or happy movies better? Depends- usually scary
141.) On the phone or in person? I sound weird on the phone. My voice is strange. umm but i dunno... either way
142.) Lust or Love? lovaaaaa. lust is bad- you end up looking like a whore. cough******cough
143.) What time is it now? 12:25 A.m. and this better be over soon cuz im fuckin tired now bitcchh.
144.) Do you want your friends to write back? no
145.) Who's the best boss ever? the one from dilbert
146.) Who's your favorite gymnast? No idea
147.) Favorite coach? Coach... U. Way to go on losing your license!
148.) Most accident prone? Me
150.) Who has the most groupies? haley
151.) Thing you hate the most? stupidity, teacher-ass-kissing, people with no personalities who think they have friends, when secretely everyone hates them but its not really a secret.
152.) Time now? 12:27 a.m

Ugh there. you better fuckin read that too cuz now im tired as hell. And i got no reading done whatsoever now.

Apology

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-20T08:05:00-05:00

Karey - sorry.

shitty Expectations if you ask me

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-20T08:05:00-05:00

I have to read 10 chapters in 3 hours! WOOHOO!

School softball team party tonight. That was alright. We just ate and got awardish stuff and took pictures.

Ceramics was fun for once. The teacher has given deadlines for last days to make projects and glaze projects, etc., and alicia and i pretty much finished whatever we were gonna do, so we now have nothing to do for 2 or 3 weeks. So today was spent hurling wet clay around the room. We hit the big wall opposite us about 10 times, got the windows, the tv and the clock. Mrs. A is gonna be pissed tomorrow.

History, we were drawing arrows on these blank maps and i was almost done with the Allied arrows, which i had done in pen, and then Michael Greene pointed out that the directions said we didnt have to draw the allied lines. So that kinda screwed about 10 people over.

Did you know Wonder Woman is 5'11" tall, but weighs only 140 pounds? And she's really an amazonian princess named Diana.

Anyways off to reaaaaad!

Reno

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-23T11:05:00-05:00

Played tournament in Reno all weekend. Slightly fun, mostly freezing. Apparently it can get vedy vedy windy o'er there. We went 2-1 on saturday and 1-1 on sunday. I got sunburned like a mothaaa. Saturday night, me an my dad went to Joe Bob's Chicken Shack! Best Breast in the West! I memorized it, while contemplating whether or not to get a shirt. Decided against it cuz they didnt have my size. Besides that, all i ate was subway and doughnuts. Both days.

On the way to reno, I swear to God, I saw Joe Dirt.

The worst part about road trips through the mountains is where you lose radio reception and all you can get is spanish or some jazz or freaky yodelling weirdness.

Anyways, the best part besides Joe Dirt was this third base coach lady. The batter hit a hard foul line drive right at her knees and this lady pulled like a matrix move and di like a half handstand, jumping over the path of the ball... except she didnt make it and it hit her anyways. But still was quite a sight to see.

And that is about it.

Stole this...

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-23T11:05:00-05:00

Using band names that you like, spell out your name:
C-ake
A-C/DC
I-ncubus
T-enacious D
L-ess Than Jake
I-ma Robot
N-irvana

C-ure, the
U-sed, the
S-um 41
I-can't think of any others
M-use
A-FI
N-o Doubt
O-ffspring

-Have you ever had a song written about you? not that i recall
-What songs makes you cry? none
-What song makes you happy? anything offspring or rhcp or tenacious d or "its the way you love me' etc...
-What do you to before like to listen bed? nothing much, loveline gets annoying

a p p e a r a n c e
HAIR COLOR: brownish with highlights
SKIN COLOR: white-ass
EYE COLOR: green
PIERCINGS: nada
TATTOOS: none

r i g h t n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: blue pe shorts(pjs)
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Come Out and Play - Offspring
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: nothing
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: its nighttime so i dont know. cool... breezy?
HOW ARE YOU?: bored

d o y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: no
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: a couple
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: usually
LIKE TO DRIVE?: i've only done a bit of it, but yea i guess... when not on public streets

f a v o r i t e s
TV SHOW: whose line?
CONDITIONER: pantene... i think
MAGAZINE: teenpeople/seventeen
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: rootbeer float/soda/lemonade
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: hard lemonade
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: sleepin, movies, softball
BAND or GROUP or SINGER: a ton

h a v e y o u
BROKEN THE LAW: yes.. kinda mucho
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: no thats pointless, as i live in the middle of nowhere
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: no
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: no
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: who hasn't
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: nope but i've seen it done
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: no
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: for vacations yeah, but i dont really like to
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: no... thats stupid... arent showers supposed to really wake you up?
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: 5 years straight!
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: umm no

l o v e
BOYFRIEND: nada
GIRLFRIEND: oh thats hott, not but i have a lovaa ;)
SEXUALITY: straight
CHILDREN: non existent
CURRENT CRUSH: not sure if there really are any
BEEN IN LOVE?: eh no. if i was, wouldnt i be married?
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: not really
BEEN HURT?: not by a romantically involved person, no
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: a few
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: um no

r a n d o m
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: the DARKNESS
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: red-orange or green
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: being with friends, especially my special one ;) :-*
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: see above
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: not sure
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: Emily, Alicia, Kelsey, Haley, possibly a Woolgar...
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: softball, watch movies, eat, go places with friends, sleep

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: can't remember
TIME YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: "not a letter but a card a few weeks ago" Alicia- the question says "REAL LETTER" idiot.
THING YOU PURCHASED: bubble gum and chocolate covered raisins with my dads money. If you mean with my own money... then ummm oh 10 bucks towards coachs' gifts
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: whose line?
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Mean Girls

y o u r t h o u g h t s o n
ABORTION: pro choice
TEENAGE SMOKING: do it if you wanna
SPICE GIRLS: they could be dead for all i know/care
DREAMS: confusing
DEATH: i dont get why anyone would say its frightening... why? I don't really care, as long as I am dead. And let's hope for a not very bad death. I wouldn't mind something unique/strange, but no slow deaths like bleeding out or cancers

There's a moth like glued to the corner above my bed and i'm freaked out. we tried to move it with the webster thing, but it aint movin. I'm sleepin under the covers.

Head Around You - Offspring

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BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-28T07:05:00-05:00

If someones got something to say to me, tell me. Otherwise, stop acting like a whiny little bitch about it. It's been a week, get over it.

Just a Little Sumn Sumn

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-05-29T11:05:00-05:00

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: Offspring
Are you female or male:: Dammit, I Changed Again
Describe yourself:: Original Prankster
How do some people feel about you:: She's Got Issues
How do you feel about yourself:: Pretty Fly
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: Spare Me the Details
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Million Miles Away
Describe where you want to be:: Out On Patrol
Describe what you want to be:: Hypodermic
Describe how you live:: Staring at the Sun
Describe how you love:: We Are One
Share a few words of wisdom:: Don't Pick It Up

Bands // Song Titles brought to you by BZOINK!

ARGH

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-01T05:06:00-05:00

I was most of the way through a huge survey and then i accidentally hit the esc key. DAMMIT. I'll hafta redo it sometime.

classes are pretty easy. everything in ceramics has been stopped so we cant do anything for two weeks. So thats pretty much where i've been doing my hw. That and I did my spanish in english today. And our idiot math teacher hid the books so now we have to bring our own. But we don't, so jake and i just sit there and listen to music.

Other than that, everythings fineezy fo sheezy. Except we hafta swim in PE, so me and shannon are bringing notes to say we cant. cuz like hell i'm gonna swim. Kiss my ass mothaaaa.

hoooowdy hoooo!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-02T05:06:00-05:00

k heres another survey i stoled from alicia, so some of my answers are hers, but oh well. I really crave pizza right now.

Name four bad habits you have:
1. I eat when I'm bored
2. I can be very annoying
3. I argue my opinion to no end
4. Get really restless when I'm bored
Name four things that you wish you had:
1. a pool
2. A car (& license & insurance)
3. MONEY
4. new room/bigger house & backyard
Name four scents you love:
1. Vanilla
2. Wintergreen
3. Stuff baking
4. fresh air
Name four things you'd never wear:
1. A long black cape(this is an alicia answer, yet i completely agree)
2. Arm socks
3. One of those grandma swimsuits with the tu-tu thing(another Alicia answer, but MAJORLY AGREE)
4. a tutu
Name four things you are thinking about right now:
1. Guys- the shaggy hair needs to go
2. Losing weight
3. Two days of math homework
4. I gotta go potty
Name four things that you have done today:
1. Went to school
2. Finally got rid of my school team uniform
3. I just went potty
4. Realized halfway thru the day that my fly was open, luckily, i dont think anyone noticed
Name the last four things you have bought:
1. Porker shirt
2. AC/DC shirt
3. Gum
4. probably food
Name four people you would like to spend more time with:
1. All my friends
2. Emily
3. Emily
4. Kacee and Emily
Name four bands/groups most people don't know you like:
1. J-Kwon
2. Limp Bizkit
3. Black-Eyed Peas
4. Aerosmith
Name four drinks you regularly drink:
1. Root Beer
2. Water
3. Dr Pepper
4. Milk
Name the last four people you have kissed/been kissed by:
1. My mommy :)
2. My dog
3. The other dog
4. ... and back to the other dog
Name four random facts about yourself:
1. I love to spin around and make myself dizzy
2. I have recently wondered if i make a strange face when I fart because I'm concentrating too hard on not making a noise
3. I always hold in sneezes
4. I always think toes are shorter than they are before i look at them. They actually are like little fingers.

So that's perdy much it.

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BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-05T05:06:00-05:00

Skippin school tuesday, anyone wanna come with?

Things I Hate:

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-06T04:06:00-05:00

1) People who make it impossible for you to change lanes
2) Idiots who try to get through the light even though they're behind a shitload of traffic and end up blocking the entire intersection for the next 8 minutes.
3) People who act like they're sooooo good, but who completely lack any grace whatsoever
4) Girls who hawk lugees on a regular basis
5) The dishwasher.
6) When people who are annoying on AIM make new sns and use deadAIM to figure out that you've blocked them.
7) People who wear clothes that either A: no one should ever wear or B: they themselves really should not be wearing
8) naked man boobs
9) People who bring up a random subject which you find out 2 minutes later was actually just used with the ulterior motive of bragging
10) People who get 4.0+ GPA's and then think they are sooooo cool using huge ass words. And then they end up using the same big words over and over because as it turns out, those are the only big words they know.
11) People who are obsessed with anime.
12) People who drive with their turn signals on
13) People who don't use their turn signals at all
14) Teachers who are so bad at what they're doing, that the students can do it better than them
15) When those students above mentioned have the name of Chance
16) When smartasses like "Chance" bring in a car they made in smartypants class and then the car does not work, and just sits there making noise
17) my room
18) high school cheerleading, might as well just cancel it altogether cuz theyre useless
19) Parents who force their kids to do stuff like the school band
20) When people try to make me swim
21) When you're wearing two pairs of smooth, shorts with elastic waistbands and the top pair keeps sliding up, therefor putting the pressure of two elastic waistbands on your gut.
22) People who wear whole camoflauge outfits that dont match. Actually, camo never matches.
23) soggy socks
24) reality tv shows
25) All these "aznpride" sns and shit. It's gay, get over it.

That's all I could think of, feel free to add more in the comments.

I could not resist.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-13T03:06:00-05:00

What is your name?: Caitlin
Are you named after anyone?: umm same base name as my mom and some old relatives- Karen, Caitlin, Kathleen, etc.
What's your screename?: same as this for now, altho im workin on getting a new one
Would you name a child of yours after you?: definitely not
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: sean
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: i dont know. it doesnt matter now anyways, does it?
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: yea, but its gotten better
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: no
Basics
Your gender:: female
Straight/Gay/Bi:: straight
Single?: yesh
If not, do you want to be?: i cannot understand this question
Birthdate:: 4-30-89
Your age:: 15
Age you act:: 12
Age you wish you were:: 10
Your height:: 5' 3.5''
Eye color:: hazel/green
Happy with it?: very much so
Hair color:: dark brown but blonde highlights
Happy with it?: not necessarily
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: right
Your living arrangement:: house
Your family:: small
Have any pets?: two dogs
Whats your job?: i really REALLY would rather not say
Piercings?: closed up
Tattoos?: none
Obsessions?: online- AIM, this, games
Addictions?: i dont know what would qualify as addiction
Do you speak another language?: i can fake my way through some spanish
Have a favorite quote?: i always think oh thats a good one, but i can never remember them so... i would say no
Do you have a webpage?: you're lookin at it
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: not always
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: pretty much, although you can never really say you are totally unles syou're jesus or something, it just doesnt work
Do you have any secrets?: who doesnt
Do you hate yourself?: no
Do you like your handwriting?: caps, not any other way tho
Do you have any bad habits?: i would suppose so
What is the compliment you get from most people?: you're right. cuz you know i always am.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: The Last Idiot
What's your biggest fear?: ....snakes?
Can you sing?: not very great, but at least somewhat in tune
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: ? no.
Are you a loner?: i can be sometimes
What are your #1 priorities in life?: friends, having fun i guess, doing some kind of physical activity or whatnot
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: how does that work? who know what you would be like as another person? and probably not anyways because im not outgoing enough to meet myself. i dont know. thats a gay question and i hate it.
Are you a daredevil?: no, altho i would be willing to try some stuff like bunjee jumping and shizznit of the like
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: this is another gay question, why would i fear something in myself unless i was like schizo or something
Are you passive or agressive?: depends i guess
Do you have a journal?: if this counts
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: humor? anddddd not confident enough i guess
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: more confident then.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: i would say so
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: no not really, i dont tend to second guess myself, so this question does not really apply. this question is for losers. If you actually answered it... youre sad.
Do you think life has been good so far?: yea..
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: money sure as hell doesnt grow on trees. and you can never depend on people.
What do you like the most about your body?: my toes. theyre not like foot fingers like some peoples. they are a nice length.
And least?: my whiteness
Do you think you are good looking?: well, i dont have some terrible defect so i'd say.... im normal i guess
Are you confident?: not... no.
What is the fictional character you are most like?: I'm not like any character i've seen. Maybe donkey from shrek. or puss in boots.
Are you perceived wrongly?: often, yes
Do You...
Smoke?: no, its a smelly habit
Do drugs?: no
Read the newspaper?: not unless its about someone our age or its the comics
Pray?: never
Go to church?: nope
Talk to strangers who IM you?: yea
Sleep with stuffed animals?: no, andrew, you avoided this question
Take walks in the rain?: i dont go out of my way to
Talk to people even though you hate them?: yes. often.
Drive?: as far as my mother knows, no. but i'm pretty sure you can figure out the answer.
Like to drive fast?: more than my dad would like me to
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: not really
Hurt yourself?: on accident. purposefulwise: nothing dangerous, probably not even breaking the skin
Been out of the country?: yesh
Eaten something that made other people sick?: yea, i think so
Been in love?: noooo
Done drugs?: no
Gone skinny dipping?: no
Had a medical emergency?: kind of... not like super emergency-ish, but ive been to the hospital for semi-emergency stuff
Had surgery?: no
Ran away from home?: no
Played strip poker?: no
Gotten beaten up?: no
Beaten someone up?: no
Been picked on?: not really
Been on stage?: unfortunately
Slept outdoors?: yea
Thought about suicide?: yea, but never would
Pulled an all nighter?: many a time
If yes, what is your record?: just like one and a half nights
Gone one day without food?: no
Talked on the phone all night?: no
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yes. when i was in first grade. lol
Slept all day?: yea
Killed someone?: not directly, and i doubt indirectly, although you never know.
Made out with a stranger?: no
Had sex with a stranger?: no
Thought you're going crazy?: actually once, i honestly did
Kissed the same sex?: no
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: no
Been betrayed?: my trust has been
Had a dream that came true?: umm not that i remember
Broken the law?: yes...
Met a famous person?: kind of, i guess so
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: no
On purpose?: no
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: haha yes, i do believe i have, but only to my best friend.
Stolen anything?: yea
Been on radio/tv?: yea
Been in a mosh-pit?: not a real one
Had a nervous breakdown?: no
Bungee jumped?: not yet
Had a dream that kept coming back?: no
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: considered it but no
Miracles?: no
Astrology?: no, altho its interesting
Magic?: no
God?: no
Satan?: no
Santa?: no, not in the modern sense
Ghosts?: kind of
Luck?: yes
Love at first sight?: kind of
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: somewhat
Witches?: no
Easter bunny?: no
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: yes
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: maybe there is, but we just dont know, sicne there is no end that we can see
Do you wish on stars?: not often
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: no
Do you think God has a gender?: n/a
Do you believe in organized religion?: ugh definitely not
Where do you think we go when we die?: in the ground. when you die, so does your brain and i dont think there is a "soul" that goes on. i think of a soul more as your presence around other people, which i guess might still be felt by others after you die, but... i guess you could see where im going with this
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: not to my knowledge, altho rumor has it EMILYS BI
Who is your best friend?: alicia and emily
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: me
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: wishing doesnt do you any good
Your favourite inside joke?: tooooooooo many
Thing you're picked on most about?: whiteness
Who's your longest known friend?: emilia
Newest?: genevieve i guess
Shyest?: i dont know
Funniest?: ya'll know the answer to that, hands down. emily.
Sweetest?: kelsey
Closest?: thats basically the same thing as best altho i would add haley to the list
Weirdest?: god knows... god knows...
Smartest?: none
Ditziest?: reina and alicia. 6x3... 24. and im gonna take chem and then honors chem.
Friends you miss being close to the most?: yet another question i semi understand, but... i cant come up with an understandable answer
Last person you talked to online?: reina
Who do you talk to most online?: emily
Who are you on the phone with most?: alicia
Who do you trust most?: alicia
Who listens to your problems?: haley
Who do you fight most with?: alicia
Who's the nicest?: kelsey
Who's the most outgoing?: emily and jake
Who's the best singer?: oh emily hands down.
Who's on your shit-list?: shit-list reminds me of toilet paper. cuz its shaped like a list and you put your shit on it. alas, i do not have a so-called shit-list to speak of.
Have you ever thought of having sex with a (female)friend?: umm no... whats with the (female)?
Who's your second family?: alicias i guess or emilys
Do you always feel understood?: yes, i have a way of mentally and physically communicating my thoughts even if i cant put it into words. it's weird.
Who's the loudest friend?: emily and jake
Do you trust others easily?: umm depends
Who's house were you last at?: reinas
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: umm ?
Do your friends know you?: yes? this is another question meant for like schizos
Friend that lives farthest away: me, to tell the truth
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: how is that a mistake?
What do you find romantic?: just hangin with your special person
Turn-on?: humor
Turn-off?: idiodity, ditziness, when people think theyre the shit but theyre really like the worst person around for 10 miles
First kiss?: kindergarten
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: scared. i have had mucho experience in this category.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: well obviously...
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: never
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: well no one actually ugly, but sometimes i find some people more attractive than others would
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: this is a cocky question, if you said yes, youre an idiot
What is best about the opposite sex?: they tend to do all the dirty work
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: "pimps" and guys with no personality- actually that last part goes for both sexes
What's the last present someone gave you?: $20
Are you in love?: no, andrew: how are you single but in love? are you a lunatic?
Do you consider your significant other hot?: emilys smokin hott fsho
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: vaatt?
You wanted to kill?: andrew youre such a hypocrite. and i'll tell ya my answer: this one umpire we had today. moron.
That you laughed at?: reina. 6x3 being 18 and not 24
That laughed at you?: probably reina or my dad, i dunno everyone laughs at me whether i like it or not
That turned you on?: emily FOR SURE. she turns everyone one with her megahotttness
You went shopping with?: alicia
That broke your heart?: ? nada
To disappoint you?: neil with his hair
To ask you out?: little black kid R.O.T.F.L.M.F.A.O.
To make you cry?: myself
To brighten up your day?: myself
That you thought about?: um emily i guess since ive been talkin about her
You saw a movie with?: alicia y spencer
You talked to on the phone?: alicia NO, actually it was my mother
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: ? reina
You saw?: my dad
You lost?: like died? my grampa i suppose
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: andrew youre an idiot, not every question refers to love. and no, altho i later plan to go drive around.
Will it be with your significant other?: no, as i do not have one and neither does he^
Or some random person?: no my dad
What are you wearing right now?: uniform
Body part you're touching right now: im crossing my legs if that counts?
What are you worried about right now?: my "job"
What book are you reading?: none
What's on your mousepad?: a smiley face
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: bored, annoyed, sore, anxious, thoughtful
Are you bored?: very much so
Are you tired?: a little
Are you talking to anyone online?: i was
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no
Are you lonely or content?: content
Are you listening to music?: yes, in my head

Lump - Presidents of the United States of America

This one's for Boof

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-13T10:06:00-05:00

This is all Emily and Kacee's doing. Lord knows why I do this.

What is your name?: Emily/kacee
Are you named after anyone?: kacee is named after a Yankees player because her parents are obsessed, but im not
What's your screename?: mine:babyblondie2525/ kacee:n0rcalgirly49
Would you name a child of yours after you?: NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN, ROCK!
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: mine:max kacee:who knows..
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: kacee:jared jobbles? Me: briann HENNESSY(that's how we do it yo8-)
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: Chin, Chan, Cheng, Chang ..u know, the usual
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: no, but I might change it to HOTTTTTT(like an oven)

Basics
Your gender:: yes please:-*
Straight/Gay/Bi:: me: bi;-) kacee: we're married, so…
Single?: oh its an open relationship, we have many a-lover
If not, do you want to be?: um no
Birthdate:: me: 6-20-89(1 WEEK WHAT YA GETTING ME) kacee:3-3-89
Your age:: 14/15
Age you act:: we come in many different flavassssssssssss
Age you wish you were:: any hot age? OH WAIT WE ALREADY ARRRRRRRRRRE
Your height:: 5'4" (both of us, we had reba examine us;-);-))
Eye color:: both of us: green/blue yeah, that's right, we have the same eyes, JEALOUS?U SHOULD BE, BOOF
Happy with it?: oh fo sho, fo sho
Hair color:: me:dirty blonde? W/blonde highlites, kacee: brown w/ blonde highlites
Happy with it?: as in are we hot? YEAH!
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: right , but we can do other stuff with our left hands!;-) like EAT U SICKOS]:O
Your living arrangement:: together:-*
Your family:: mine=oven kacees=ahhh-VENNNNN
Have any pets?: mine: tanner, cuddles, occasionally CUDASH kacee: YOGIIIIIII, pumpkin….:-\, some faggot cat
Whats your job?besides being hot? EATINGGGGG
Piercings?: um..ears, and…J, kacee: toe ring
Tattoos?: maybe why u liiike?;-)
Obsessions?: eating, eating, eating, id have to say eating! And eachother..:-*
Addictions?: well I know REBA used to be addicted to crystal meth..
Do you speak another language?: B.O.O.F. languageJ its vedy vedy sneaky..
Have a favorite quote?: "love me, do me, caressssss me"(boof me baby;-)) made by us8-)
Do you have a webpage?:;-)

Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: oven?
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: me:usually kacee:…..has an anger problem
Do you have any secrets?: maybe why u liiiike?:-*
Do you hate yourself?: the question is, do U hate YOURSELF??
Do you like your handwriting?: f writing YO, its summaaaaaaaaaa
Do you have any bad habits?: besides being hot, just having sex way too much..with eachother;-)
What is the compliment you get from most people?: you're so hot I want to do in the butt right now; OH WAIT I ALEADY DIDDDD
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: food, food, the hot life ofemily and kacee8-)
What's your biggest fear?: waking up and NO FOOD
Can you sing?: oh fo sho, maybe not good.. but yes yes we can definitely sing
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: oh no we don't need to pretend…we just are cool
Are you a loner?: "omg he was like the biggest loser of our school":o
Been out of the country?: only when im..DOWN SOUTH:-*
Eaten something that made other people sick?: um vatt????
Been in love?: I am right now:-*with my hubbyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Done drugs?: see above
Gone skinny dipping?: oh too many times to counttt;-)
Had a medical emergency?: yes but kacee was right there to give me mouth to mouthJ
Had surgery?: I had some CHOCOLATEY SHAUCHESSSS that needed to be removed
Ran away from home?: only to chase the ice cream man, then I got lost
Played strip poker?: J
Gotten beaten up?: J
Beaten someone up?: J
Been picked on?: J
Been on stage?: J
Slept outdoors?: J
Thought about suicide?: er nooooooooooooo
Pulled an all nighter?:oh don't get me started….
If yes, what is your record?: do I care?
Gone one day without food?: WOAH WOAH WHY DO U EVEN ASK THIS QUESTION
Talked on the phone all night?: only with my hubby;-)
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: what else would you do!!?!?!?!?actually.. DO IT?! Im boofalled!
Slept all day?: what else is there to do, besides eat of course
Killed someone?: WHO FOUND OUT!=-O
Made out with a stranger?: J
Had sex with a stranger?: J
Thought you're going crazy?: OH WAIT, I ALREADY AMMMMMMMMM
Kissed the same sex?: oh ive done more than that..teeheeJ
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: see above yo(Chelsea)
Been betrayed?: not by my lova noooo we have othas
Had a dream that came true?: omg one tie, I had this dream where I wet the bed, and I woke up,AND I WET THE BED! It was AWESOME im such a psychic sometimes8-)
Broken the law?: oh in more ways than one..;-)
Met a famous person?: yes the black man that we danced with on DDR aka dance dance revolution at sun to the splash8-)..he will be famous one day OKAY!!!
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: KAT teehee
On purpose?: yes we slay animals all the time ya know we pimps like that
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: =-O im booof-alled!
Stolen anything?: psh, would we do that? I DON'T THINK SO! OH WAIT WE ALREADY DIDDDD
Been on radio/tv?: does it really matter ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
Been in a mosh-pit?:well Ive seen a drunken HUGEEE MAN TRAMPLE ME AND KACEE DOWN TO THE FLURRRRRRRR
Had a nervous breakdown?: I cant take it anymore ive had enough of these questions!
Bungee jumped?: off my porch..OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Had a dream that kept coming back?: only about you baby

Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: uhhhhh.. I like it like that sheworkin that back I don't know how to act
Miracles?: besudes myself and kacee no
Astrology?: only if it says im hot
Magic?: in da bedroom
God? JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY
Satan?: SNORT, snarl, AND THE BEAST WAS DONE!
Santa?: who doesn't? SANTAS THE MAN
Ghosts?: =-O, I saw some having SEX=-O earlier(kacee)
Luck?: us being born is straight up luck yo(Chelsea)
Love at first sight?: J with my hubby kacee yes
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: BOOOOOOOOOOOM DA YING AND YANG TWINSSSSS
Witches?: I could name a few for ya
Easter bunny?: slow motion for me(x4)
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: nonono its gotta be an open relationship
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: YESSSSSSSSSSSS, I KNOW THERE IS WE'VE BEEN THERE, YA JEALOUS YA JEALOUS? UH!(ghett-o)
Do you wish on stars?: that's for faggots like you

Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: do I care?
Do you think God has a gender?: god is black hes our ghett-ooo friend BOOF8-)
Do you believe in organized religion?:if you mean BOOF religion, yes
Where do you think we go when we die?: boof-en(heaven for boof members)

Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: wheres BI in that question?!?!
Who is your best friend?: eachother:-*
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: my husbandJ
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: get WILD on the dance floor!!! Aka boof dance
Your favourite inside joke?: oh I cant pick one theyre all too hot for this
Thing you're picked on most about?: bein asian :-[
Who's your longest known friend?: hmm…..
Newest?: REBA AKA #4444444444
Shyest?: RAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Funniest?: #4!
Sweetest?: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREBAAA!(Mexican accent)
Closest?: DEFINITELY REBAAA
Weirdest?: REPA WITHOUT A DOUBT
Smartest?: UMM REBA?
Ditziest?: REBA FER SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
Friends you miss being close to the most?: REBA I MISS U BEING IN MY ARMS BABY
Last person you talked to online?: KEAL
Who do you talk to most online?: eachother? duh
Who are you on the phone with most?: tit
Who do you trust most?: oh reba with my life fo sho
Who listens to your problems?: my marriage counselor:-[
Who do you fight most with?: REBA OVER over WHOS COOLER
Who's the nicest?: id say RAPPPP but shes kinda rude! JUST KIDDING W E LOVE YOU REBA:-*
Who's the most outgoing?: ME AND ME?oh yeah and kacee…
Who's the best singer?: REBA IN THE DUGOUt(with us as back-up..priclesss..8-))
Who's on your shit-list?: my CRUNCHHHHHHHHHHHH
Have you ever thought of having sex with a (female)friend?:um we do it all the time silly:-*
Who's your second family?: do I even have to answer?
Do you always feel understood?: no im too cool.boofy for all o dem
Who's the loudest friend?: REBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AKA #444444444444444444
Do you trust others easily?: only if theyre hot and have a long schlong;-)
Who's house were you last at?: im at kacees right now u idiot
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: :-*
Do your friends know you?: no they don't know me..?
Friend that lives farthest away: my love

Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: no because we're hot
What do you find romantic?: sex, eating, eating while having sex
Turn-on?: hotness, boofyness
Turn-off?: unhotness, unboofyness
First kiss?: oh stop youre makin me blushJ
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: just do em anyways
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: you don't date people u just do them SILLYY
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: um do I care?
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: what kind of IDIOT do u think I am?!
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: um, what else would they think?8-)
What is best about the opposite sex?: da penis, its all about da penis.. YEAH!(jp style)
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: small WAGNERRRRRRRRRR
What's the last present someone gave you?: do you really want to know?? Its kinda kink-ayyyy;-)
Are you in love?: um of course?
Do you consider your significant other hot?: hell ya! frickin human vibrator on the floor...

Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: REBA
You wanted to kill?: REBA?
That you laughed at?: reba?
That laughed at you?: oh they laugh WITH ME NOT AT ME
That turned you on?: REBA when she was laying on 2nd
You went shopping with?: my significant other
That broke your heart?: reba..that TEASE!>:o
To disappoint you?: gotta keep em separated
To ask you out?: reba, bu I had to turn her down..:-\
To make you cry?: rapp….
To brighten up your day?: yogiJ
That you thought about?: reba and her hottnesss
You saw a movie with?: why don't u get a job
You talked to on the phone?: Kong Kong and Ama
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: KEAL
You saw?: kacee shes right next to me:-*
You lost?: I lost a staring contest with yogia minute ago…I am ashamed..:-[

Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: no I don't have my shoes on:-D
Will it be with your significant other?: no we jut make sweet, sweet love at home
Or some random person?: =-O IM APPALLED
What are you wearing right now?: briefs J
Body part you're touching right now: "I full on grabbed my wang"- our one and only, ketchup:-*
What are you worried about right now?: no more food!=-O
What book are you reading?: none, but i'm writing a book right now.
What's on your mousepad?: el dorado savings bank BOOF
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: hot, hot, hot, hot, HORNY!J..idiots…
Are you bored?: no we entertain ourselves, if you know wat I mean..;-)
Are you tired?: no its only 3 in the morning..silly
Are you talking to anyone online?: no were too cool for those faggots
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: does it LOOK LIKE IM ON THE PHONE? NO!
Are you lonely or content?: a lil bit of both (mostly lonely for someone) if you know what im sayingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg;-)
Are you listening to music?: maybe y u like? Yes "BABY IM AMAZED"- paul mcartney8-)boof on that shizz yoooo

Close-minded Religious Idiots

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-14T10:06:00-05:00

And so begins the one entry I will ever have dedicated to bashing Christian religious freaks. Mr. unifin recently posted an insanely long and slightly hypocritical and idiotic post about "faith" that just forced me to take action. Normally I would just make a reply, but this is going to be a big one. Let's look at some quotes of Mr. unifin, shall we?

"I wonder how anyone could not believe in God."

-- Wonder away and keep on reading.

"Sure, you can't prove His existence, but that's just the definition of faith: Belief in something whose existence cannot be proven. The man who cannot believe in what he does not see (does not believe in God), is hopeless."

-- Okay so the man who doesn't believe in God is hopeless? So basically you're taking a stand against countless other religions and atheists? People can believe in what they can't see without believing in God, and I agree someone who can't believe anything they cannot see is a moron, but that has nothing to do with God so quit trying to make it seem related.

"Without faith in the intangible, how do we know that people really exist when we don't see them? How do we know that our world is more than an illusion?"

-- We don't. Simple as that.

" How can we love someone truly, and believe in its power, if we do not believe in what we cannot see?"

-- Because you can feel it. And what "power" does thou speaketh of? Actions have power, love does not. You have to actually act on your love for it to do anything. If you sat in a chair all day thinking to yourself how you love your dog, but didn't feed it cuz you were busy "loving" it, your dog would die. The only power love has is on your brain. Deal with it.

"I don't know about you, but I enjoy having free will."

-- Once again you tried too hard to try to make things connect. Free will doesn't have anything to do with God. God doesn't control free will. Other people can affect your free will, are you saying that they are God?

"The growth of differently sized beaks in birds was caused through natural selection, but the growth force behind the beaks was powered by God. Think about it."

-- I'm thinking about it.... but no. The growth force behind the beaks was powered by God. NO. I'll tell you what the growth force was: survival. Because the birds with beaks unsuitable for their needs DIED.

That's all I had to say. I hate religious freaks who try to show you their way of seeing things and then talk about how they are sooo tolerant. Here's some tolerance advice for ya: Shut up. Talk to your own christianity freak friends, but don't whine about it to the rest of us, your opinions are not welcome here. Don't even bother to reply to this either you Christian idiots.

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BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-14T07:06:00-05:00

I think I have a mild form of ADD.

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BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-15T12:06:00-05:00

Some band should do a remake of You Can't Always Get What You Want by the Rolling Stones. Made it a little faster, a little louder, it could be great.

........

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-17T11:06:00-05:00

I had the weirdest dream. I guess for some reason, they had changed my schedule, so I had Alicia's math class instead of mine, but I went in and my idiot math teacher was there. And I had a seat in the back but he made me sit up front next to Alicia and Ryan Golemhammadi got my seat. And we did one math class and then the teacher started talking about going out into like the swamp or something and hunting down some weird animals who had killer splinters, I don't know it was weird. And fire was somehow involved. So we went down this dirt road to get to the swamp, and all of a sudden Neil's there too. But that's pretty much where it ended.
Meanwhile, I had another dream going at the same time, where I was cleaning off my dresser and I had to get rid of all my school books and there was like 11 of them. I swear it was the strangest dream. Plus there was recurring water, cuz I watched the end of The Ring before bed. Not to mention I had like two dreams going at the same time. Is that a sign of higher mental capacity or mental problems?
Anyhoo, where is the scarest part in the Ring? Cuz I turned it on at the part where they're ripping the wallpaper off, and it wasn't that scary. Maybe it's cuz I watched Scary Movie 3 before the Ring so I kind of knew a little about what to expect.
So I gotta go to "work" in an hour and a half. I don't know what to wear. This is why I wanted to work at the grocery store or blockbuster or togos or any food place: they give you uniforms. They tell you what to wear. I don't wanna decide for myself. Of course I don't wanna look like an idiot either, but with this job it seems I don't have a choice.
I hate my dad. He's such a hypocrite. ugh. uggggggghhhhh. ugh.
Bitch - Rolling Stones

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BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-17T02:06:00-05:00

Off to work we go, doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo, no time to say hello goodbye I'm late I'm late I'm late.

and yes, i am aware that I just mixed up two songs, but who gives a shit. here's some quiz things. I like doing this one. So I did it a few mroe times.

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: 311
Are you female or male:: Seems uncertain
Describe yourself:: All mixed up
How do some people feel about you:: Sick tight
How do you feel about yourself:: What was I thinking
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: Loco
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Give me a call
Describe where you want to be:: I'll be here awhile
Describe what you want to be:: Livin' & Rockin'
Describe how you live:: Random
Describe how you love:: Offbeat bare-ass
Share a few words of wisdom:: Fat chance

Bands // Song Titles brought to you by BZOINK!

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: Rolling Stones
Are you female or male:: bitch
Describe yourself:: Hot Stuff
How do some people feel about you:: Crackin' Up
How do you feel about yourself:: I'm Alright
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Just my imagination
Describe where you want to be:: Gotta Get Away
Describe what you want to be:: Turd on the run
Describe how you live:: Good times, Bad times
Describe how you love:: Heart of Stone
Share a few words of wisdom:: You can't always get what you want

Bands // Song Titles brought to you by BZOINK!

Ugh.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-17T03:06:00-05:00

Back from work and already filling out a new job application.

I didn't really work, my supervisor person had to work on an emergency surgery or something, and said I didn't have to start until monday, but my dad is making me go tomorrow.

Everytime I go there I feel sick though. And the lady was describing what I'll be doing and honestly, I hate it. i HATE dogs and cats. Does no one get that? I hate other peoples' animals and little kids and all my dad says is, "it's better than working for strangers making sandwiches for the public." And I'm like "But that's what I want to do, do you not get that?!" I would rather work for strangers. Maybe it's just me, but I find it easier.

I want to get fired. Desperately. I have to wear jeans. My dad said I don't have to, but its recommended so I don't get scratched, but I would rather wear shorts and go ahead and be scratched, I doubt I'll work there very long. I hate pants.

I hate this job. I hate summers. I would rather be in school.

Smelly Cat Smelly Cat

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-19T12:06:00-05:00

You are...Fuck Off.

What Usage of the Word Fuck are You?
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First day on the job. Boring as hell. I spent about 45 minutes doing absolutely nothing. 3 hours of boredom. Let's put it this way, the thing I looked forward to the most was folding towels. As soon as I find another job, I'm quitting.

I did spend about 10 minutes outside just sitting with some black cat I found. Who sees a black cat and decides to buy it? Actually, I think I would, but it is a little weird. Anyways, I didn't know what to call him, so I named him Lucky.

We played our first game of the tournament tonight, and we beat the team 6-2, which just so happens to be the exact same score as the last time we played them. I screwed up a bit in the beginning, which I blame on my job for making me tired. lol, I always find ways dont I?

So right now, I'm watching Carrie. The movie, not some... person. Anyhoo... I'm still bored out of my mind.

Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand

Happy Father's Day eh?

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-21T12:06:00-05:00

We played 3 games yesterday and lost every freakin one on shitty errors. And everyone hates this one girl on our team. She always gravitates towards me, and she's always gets too close. And she never covers her mouth when she coughs or sneezes, which is repulsive to watch or even be around. She bites the skin off her fingers too, and not by the nails like any other "normal" skinbiter, oh no, she bites the skin off the middle of the finger pads. She sucks as a third baseman and yet asked to be second base, and I was like, if you can't even cover the small area that is third base, what in hell makes you think you should be second base?! Once when she was at bat, I said to Reina and Kari, I hope she strikes out. And they were like don't say that, then there'd be an out. So I said, Well I hope she gets hit by pitch. And 4 seconds later she actually did.

Anyhoo, I pulled a muscle in my left leg the other day. It was strained for awhile and I had been stretching it constantly hours beforehand, but it went anyways.

So I wasn't in too great of a mood today, for that and other reasons. And my dad kept asking me if I wanted to go driving or to a store today with him, but I really just didn't feel like it. And I guess that pissed him off. I had just washed his car, and I wanted to take a break, but he started yelling at me to vacuum so I did that and he was following me around the house and like watching me vacuum and it pissed me off so much. God, he's a pain in the ass. Both my parents expect me to just change my mood whenever they want, and I hate it.

So I didn't give him his father's day present till just before he went to bed. I thew out the card, cuz I hate it. I didn't even wrap the CD anyways, so... eh.

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BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-22T01:06:00-05:00

I NEED HELP

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-23T08:06:00-05:00

Ok, I'm not talkin mental help, I'm serious here. I need to know the name of this song:

"You could suck or you could shine"
and somethin else like
"Buzz through the back door and stand in line"

It's the theme to quintuplets(which I am unfortunately watching right now). But I actually heard it on Real World first. I don't know, but I really really really need to know the name of this song, it's bugging me so much.

Lump - Presidents of the United States of America

You could suck or you could shine...

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-24T02:06:00-05:00

so I'm actually getting used to this job of mine. It's boring as hell, but it'll all be worth it when the dough comes rollin in. Today, I spent half an hour picking hair off cage doors with tweezers, folded a box, ate some cake, did some laundry, mopped and swept, vacuumed, and pet my friend the little black cat. Theres this cockatiel or something there, and I swear, e can roll r's better than some mexicans i've heard. He can bark, whistle, meow and hold a phone conversation with himself. He's a hotty fer sure.

I can't wait for tomorrow night. Dodgeball, Chilis, sugar, and videos of school plays. It don't get better than that, bitchhhh.

P.S. if anyone knows the name of that goddamn song, TELL ME BIATCH.

singing to myself the song I don't know the name of

Sheeeeeeeeiiiiit

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-24T11:06:00-05:00

"Well you could suck or you could shine. Buzz to the back door, wait in line"

damn I really want to know the name of that song. So today... hmm... i think I'm gonna go get some white or silver shorts. And maybe some new running shoes for PE next year. Or maybe not, I could just wear normal shoes. And then I'll go to work. Fun shitt right thurrr. How many more days can I stand just cleaning up crap? Maybe I'll get buff from mopping. Doubtin it tho.

Man, some ads are really gay. Love those eBay ones tho, with the singing and dancing. Sad part is, I've actually memorized some of those.

Oh well, I'm an idiot, what more can I say?

Now I've got eBay songs stuck in my head.

Yogurt in mailbox, pudding on light, pickle juice in truck, footprints on your car.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-27T09:06:00-05:00

Does anyone else ever hear AIM noises in their head? I do sometimes and I think I'm going crazy.

Good God, I hate these Wendy's ads. With the "unofficial" dude. That and those beer ads who are dissing each other. Seriously, NO ONE CARES. I also hate that one like ampm ad with the dude in the robe who thinks hes a movie star or something and he feels something is missing in his life and it turns out to be some two dollar corndog or shit.

The ads I do like tho, are the Jamaican alcohol ones, the budweiser donkey ones, the eBay ones, and the starbucks one with the dude named Glen. I also like the mountain dew ones with the spies from Mad Tv. Actually, theyre just okay.

Who decided picking yours nose is so bad anyways? Sometimes, you get rogue boogers that just will not come out. And don't lie, you know you pick it. Everyone does. Oh well.

I'll be going now. Another day of work tomorrow. Ugh... the ultimate boredom. I can't wait till we go to Seattle and I get a nice week off. Oh well... time will march on and hopefully the weeks will move faster as well.

P.S. I'm already missing Kacee and Emily. good luck in denver.

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BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-27T11:06:00-05:00

You know what's creepy? People with two different colored eyes. In your head, it sounds kinda cool, but in actuality... yea, it's just weird.

Tongue Disease? What?

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-06-28T10:06:00-05:00

You know the phrase "sounds like a cat dying". Yea, you do not know the meaning of that until you've heard the real deal. Trust me, it's terrible.

Just another perk of working at the vets. Today I got scratched by some bitchcat. Man, their claws can really dig in. It's like when you have a something pointy in your arm or something and its only hanging on because it's wedged in sideways through the skin and it's like dangling there. Not the funnest thing to witness and feel. At least I only got one claw tho, and not the whole paw.

The work's actually okay tho, I don't have to do much, but it's kind of annoying. BUT, I FINALLY got a reply to one of my applications. Granted, it took 3+ weeks, but hell- I'll take it! So I guess I'll call tomorro about the interview and I'll tell ya'll if I make it. And who it is, actually. Good thing is, its only 5 minutes from home and if I get the job in the morning like I want, then i can work both jobs at once and get twice the $$$.

So I was reading rolling stone magazine, and Eddie Van Halen had Tongue Cancer. Serously, what is that?! It like eats your tongue? That's gotta be one of the weirdest diseases I have ever heard of.

Epic - Faith No More

Jooooooob Shit.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-01T10:07:00-05:00

So I was really bored at work the other day, and I saw some newspaper from one of the cages i was cleanin out and I saw the asnwers to the crossword so i pulled out the paper and flipped it over and WAALAA! The SUNDAY PUZZLER. The easiest, biggest crossword. So I hid behind a wall and did the crossword for awhile. So now, when I'm unfolding newspapers, I hide away the Sunday Puzzlers to do later. Obviously, my job must be pretty damn boring if I have this much time on my hands.

So togo's was pretty much just looking for weekend work, which I don't want to do. Big 5... don't know yet. They basically wanted cashiers and someone to straighten clothes and sweep, which I could totally do, but I think that was more a nighttime thing, which I don't want to do. I don't think I really want a second job at all come to think of it.

So practice was crap. One of the assistant coaches is so goddamn annoying, he pisses me off so much. And so I get home and take off my shoes and then I stub my foot on some stupid car seat in the garage, which pisses me off. And then I'm mad cuz there's so much dirt in my socks, I can feel it floppin around as I walk. So that extremely pisses me off, cuz I asked my dad about getting new cleats over a month ago and he hasn't done anything. So I go to wash my feet off in the sink because I absolutely hate the feel of dirt between my toes and my dad of all people gets pissed off. And that pisses me off.

So I went out to the garage and kind of tried to tape up the shoes and thats when I found the fatty hole in the bottom of my shoe, so that's great. Just great.

I saw a car the other day, and there was like no front half to it. No hood, no fender... it was like the skeleton car. I liked it. At least I could probably afford it. I already know what my dream car is. And I can kind of afford it by the time I can drive: Volkswagon Superbeetle, navy blue w/ white, luggage rack on top. That or a Jeep cherokee. But those cost a hell of a lot more just for a bit of extra metal and crap, plus gas prices and all.

I'm kinda sick about talking about nothing so... I guess I'll be going.

Online Songs - Blink 182

The life of an OCD insomniac.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-03T03:07:00-05:00

So I've spent 2 hours each night trying to clean my room and get rid of all the stuff that I don't really need. I hate knowing it's there and I have nothing to do with it, so I'm just gonna save it all for a garage sale or something. As long as it's out of my room. I figure, the less there is to make a mess, the better off I am.

Currently, I have an entire empty drawer in my desk and half of my closet is extremely clean, but apparently a lot of shit ended up on the floor in the process. There's a trash pile, multiple garage sale piles and even an Emily pile. And I of course have an entire shoebox full of Alicia stuff. I guess the stuff we own(or dont own) really says a lot about us.

So my dad has finally decided that we are to drive up to Seattle instead of fly. The whole rest of the team on the otherhand is flying(with the exception of te girl no one likes) (I'm not talking about me here) (I am a beloved member of the team, I'll have you know). But it's gravvy, cuz we're renting a Mustangggggg to drive up there. That's like the road trippin car. Whose idea? Mine. That's right, I'm a genius.

So the job's goin alright. I figured out how to hide my crosswords even better and do them without being totally obvious or having to hide. The job is so boring. On days where there's a lot to do I'm like "Ugh, there's a lot to do and I don't wanna do half this shit." and on days where there's nothing to do I'm like "Ugh there's nothing to do, how will I make myself look busy? This is so boring." Oh well, at least I'm gettin paid. Got my first paycheck: $123.45. For only 6 days of work. Damn I'm good.

Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed

Independence Day

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-04T10:07:00-05:00

What is a good quote for you?
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Name
Color
Say what?? "If you turn your panties inside out, they are good to go again!
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What is a good quote for you?
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Name
Color
Say what?? "I know you are but what am I?"
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Those were my two favorites. I did it when alicia did, but I didn't wanna bother updating till she was gone. I'm watchin Nip/Tuck, and the son looks like Michael Jackson with a bad semi-mullet/pigtail.

So we lit about 40 fireworks plus some little flareish thingies. We grouped the little ones together in a circle and touched all the fuses and lit em all together. Some of them shoot out these twirling spark things when you set em off and one hit my leg. Then later, a big firework shot one off and I wasn't looking and it landed on my shoulder. My mom screamed and then laughed at me. My parents always laugh at me.

Killian died yesterday morning, so now we're down to Isabelle the idiot. But I guess another dog is coming in tomorrow to see if we like him. His name's Triumph, but I think we're gonna rename him. Scooter, Maverick... somethin.

Anyhoo, here's a good game. play it.

I did it in 15 seconds.
I deserved an A!!
Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!!

poseurs

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-05T11:07:00-05:00

Here's another thing I hate, are you gonna whine to me about this one too?

"You don't know me"

That is one of the lamest excuses known to mankind. Sure people don't know you, but that's not an excuse for what you do or say.

That's my opinion. Don't give me yours.

Taste the Explosion.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-09T01:07:00-05:00

Well, turns out we're just gonna fly to Seattle. But tomorrow, or i guess today, morning I have to get up at like 5:30 for what may only be one game for the entire day. We better win. Then I'll get to skip work.

So at practice tonight, the girl everyone hates said "Wow, why are you so white?" and I'm like Oh... I dunno... GENES?!. I didn't say that of course, I just made up some bullshit answer like "Oh... I burn and peel", which then reminded me of the last time she said something outrageously moronic to me. I had gotten red one saturday at a tournament and the next day she goes "You're sunburned!". No.... REALLY?! That pissed me off, not to mention at least 11 other people commented on it, a few people twice. And I would say most of them just said the same exact thing as the idiot. Do you really have to walk up to someone just to state the complete obvious? And then the next thing they ask is "Does it hurt?" and about half of them poke it. God, people are fuckin idiots.

So I guess I should go and at least try to sleep. Ironic that the time I have to wake up today is the time I went to sleep last night. Plus, eating Poprocks at 1:00 in the morning probably wont help too much. My new favorite candy. I stuck my tongue out, and one flew across the room. Now that is real poppin action.

The Distance - Cake

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BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-09T01:07:00-05:00

Still up and still eatin Poprocks.

Another tournament, another pulled muscle.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-11T03:07:00-05:00

Weekend Overview:

Friday.
Won first game, went to denny's, lost second game by one point I think. Slept in the car entire way home to make up for only sleeping for 2 the previous night.

Saturday.
Woke up in a bad mood and just got worse from there. My dad woke me up 15 minutes before my alarm, pissed me off because he thinks I'm not capable of waking myself up or operating an alarm clock? Got dressed, questioned by dad about uniform but I wasn't sure what he was asking so I just mumbled back in an angry tone. Got to the fields after some annoying driving(I was trying to sleep, but no such luck). Got to the fields, saw my team and I go "...I think I'm wearing the wrong uniform." This is bad, as stockton is a good hour away from home and my correct uniform. Switched uniforms with a girl coming off an injury, but our main catcher came a minute before the game was to start so she didnt play the first 3 innings. The catcher we had was dropping every pitch. I was mad, the umpire ended up having a talk with me about it, and my mood just worsened. Lost the game 3-1 or something even though twice we ended innings with a runner on third. Went home, layed on the floor for the rest of the afternoon, had very sore neck. Parents went to dinner, came back with some dinner for me which I ended up eating at 10, and we watched Kill Bill. Then watched A Few Good Men and the beginning of Born on the Fourth of July, and I went to bed.

Today.
Neck is still in great pain. My dad thinks I pulled a muscle in it. I was gonna go to the batting cage, but I can't now. A family friend came over with his dog to play with Triumph(our most recent addition to the family). I didn't really like the name, but I guess we're just gonna leave it. He's kind of an idiot, but he's fun.

Anyways, I guess that's it. I kinda wanna go to the movies or something, but that would mean I would have to pay money so that's a no. Maybe I'll get around to painting my room one of these days.

The Distance - Cake

Stuffff

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-12T02:07:00-05:00

More random stuff. Just wastin some time here before work.

1). Take your journal username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (A=1, B=2, etc...). If your name contains numbers, you'll need to convert them to letters first before you can convert to numbers.
2). Add all of the numbers together to create a kind of super number.
3). Make a note of the first digit of this number, then add the digits of the number together.
4). Find the post of this number in your journal. If you don't have that many posts, add the digits together again. Keep doing so until the number is smaller than your pathetic number of posts.
5). Take the digit you noted in step 3, and count that many words into the post.
6). Use the resulting word in a Google Image Search, and select a picture from the first page.

Here's the pic I got: http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/wonderful.gif

You're wearing: rubber band, hair tie, shirt, shorts, socks
You can see: computer, magic 8 ball, water, flashlight, headphones, calculator
You can hear: typing, water, computer, ac, nothing else
Favorite colors: green, navy blue, red, silver, black
Favorite songs: Still waiting, Minority, dont leave me, lump, otherside
Favorite movies: top gun, bring it on, kill bill, jawbreaker, spiderman 2
Favorite stores: pac sun, sports authority, champ sports, that candy store in the mall, hot topic
Favorite people: emilyyy, kacee, alicia, neil, CAROLYN HANSEN
People you love: mom, dad, emily, kacee, alicia
People you hate: carolyn hansen, carolyn, carolyn, carolyn, carolyn
That get on your nerves: carolyn, marc gabris, alicia, dk, peter
That you did today: got up, lunch, read comics, crosswords, stubbed toe
That you'll do tomorrow: work, eat, practice, sleep, go online, listen to music
People you miss/haven't seen in 6+ months: dont know.
People you have dated/"gone out" with: LITTLE BLACK KID. for 2 seconds.

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gotta go.

Motorcade of Magic

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-12T11:07:00-05:00

Your Icecream Flavour is...
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Wonder no more, I'm Spiderman!
Damn now I've got the spiderman song in my head.

So at work today, this new guy, or maybe he's new, I don't know, but I've only seen him around for the past two days, he said "So you play softball?" Yea, I don't know, somehow everyone there knows I guess. And I was like yea. Anyways, it was like he was psychic, this is the convo:
"What position?" "ummmmm" "Center field?" "Yea" "1st or 2nd in the batting order." "Yup" "Now I'm not sure, but is your number between 1 and 5?" "No" "Someone you like? A famous player?" "No" "Your favorite number" "Yea" "13."

It was strange. But come to think of it, most center fielders I've seen are on the short and sometimes quiet side. I don't know how he managed to guess the spot in the order, I guess it was just if he guessed wrong, it would seem like a compliment. As for the number... I guess no terribly famous ballplayer is 13, but it seems to be a popular number I guessm so it's as good a guess as any. I don't know, it jsut seemed strange that he got it right on the first try almost every time.

Anyhoo, that was just about the high point of my day, except for fixing something at work that everyone else said was broken. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person possessing common sense in the entire place.

Short skirt, long jacket - Cake

Goats Go to Hell.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-14T01:07:00-05:00

I've seen this around, but never put it in. It seems to describe what I'm like on my ASA team. I don't know if I have "pride" in real life. Or that I'm too terribly crazy. Or the leadership thing. The whole "fitness if desired" is somewhat correct tho. I think.

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3 parts pride

3 parts crazyiness

3 parts leadership
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and what the hell is next to her? it looks like she got hella fat or something.

Anyhooo... work was a breeze today. I spent the better half of an hour filing folders with xrays in em. harder than you might think tho, cuz a lot of it was just a mess and in some parts it was hard to try to force a folder in, hurt my back a little, but give an take. I'm already injured in other parts so it's just another minor thing to add to the list. Pulled muscles heal faster than I remember. My neck is 70% better in just 3 days and the quad was great after half a week, but I didn't run hard on it anyways, cuz I had hurt it previously and didn't want to deal with re-injuring it. God I can get so boring on here.

Not much to say besides that. I'm finally going to the drugstore with my mom tomorrow. The sad part is, I'm actually somewhat excited. That's what my life has been reduced to over the summer. Excited about rite aid. I'm getting shampoo and conditioner, q-tips, and i think some hair dye. But here's the kicker: a new shower cap! The old one, the elastic is wearin off and after wearin it the other day, I had some of the sticky elastic nastiness in my hair. Oh well, I always hated it anyways. Its ugly.

Speakin of getting new things, I think a new GREEN shirt is coming my way. If I play my cards right. And a new room I think. I've been working on convincing my mom. I don't know if it'll sell tho. I don't even know who on earth would want my bunk bed/deak thing. I figured I have a lot of whatever I need and the only way to get the big things I want or to even get my parents to consider it is to ask for only it for xmas or my birthday or whatever. I know my mom will get me other stuff no matter what, but this way it helps convince them. I kind of want to sell stuff when I'm older. I seem to be good at it. I'm a good convincer.

This has already gotten extremely long, so I'll end it.

Never There - Cake

Sheep go to Heaven

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-15T01:07:00-05:00

I hate my hair.

Hooray!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-16T03:07:00-05:00

Today is the one year anniversary of this blog! Yay!

Macho sexy flame of death.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-17T04:07:00-05:00

Overall a pretty uneventful week. Until today. Got my paycheck. Somethin like $183.32. But I had to say goodbye to my favorite pair of dogs today cuz they'll leave before I get back.

We finished really early, so I pulled out one of the trusty Sunday crosswords I've been hiding around the place and just did that. And when I say hiding around, I'm serious. I ended up sticking one between some boxes in the storage shed, another in an empty bucket of laundry detergent and then another on the top of the cages in the kennel. Besides that tho, work sucked. One dog kept dumping out the water and food bowls in his cage, another peed on its bed and it smelled like calamari, and my right arm got mauled. And then I have to come home to Triumph being an idiot. I've gotten used to his name, but I call him Trigger now anyways. My mom says its a horse name, but really who gives?

I was watchin tv to waste some time while goofin off on the computer and I ended up watching half an hour of classic rock infomercial, which I actually kind of liked. So then I went and downloaded a whole bunch of that stuff. And then I had to go through the whole iTunes library labeling stuff and deleting some crap and whatnot. Here's some of the stuff you should actualy get tho:

You can't always get what you want - Rolling Stones
Hard to handle - Black Crowes
I want you to want me - Cheap Trick
Walk this way - Aerosmith
American Woman - Jimi Hendrix
Light my fire - The Doors
I wanna rock and roll... - Kiss
Walk on the wild side - Lou Reed
Just what i needed - The Cars
Keep on rocking me baby - Steve Miller Band
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
Bitch - Rolling Stones

I tried to narrow it down, but eh... they're all good. Definitely get Hard to Handle and Bitch tho. I actually heard three of those listed above in ads. A car ad, coke ad, and starbucks ad. God it's sad that I can actually list em. I can't tell if I watch too much tv or I can just remember things like that really good. Cuz I've been able to memorize commercial songs after oen or two goes so I don't really know. But I watch a ton of tv anyways. So I guess we'll never know which it is.

Well I gotta go to bed some time soon if I hope to get anything done tomorro. I plan to do something with my hair color. We already dyed it earlier this week, but it seems weird to me and I'd like to do it again before we leave. Don't wanna jynx anything and end up losing or dying in a tragic plane accident. I don't really get how some people are so afraid to fly "especially" after 9/11. What are the chances of your flight being hiijacked? honestly. Flying is like second nature to me. If anything, it's the whole airport atmosphere that I hate the most. People rushing around and pushing through with their damn pulley suitcases. That's one of the most likliest places I will loser my dad cuz he walks fast with all the others and I'm slower.

Speaking of my dad, he'll prolly be getting up soon, and I have a lot to do tomorrow, so I really really have to wrap this is up.

Marlboro Man - Blink 182

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-17T05:07:00-05:00

I just saw an Ashlee Simpson icon on here, and it made me feel really really sick.

Boredom Finale.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-17T10:07:00-05:00

Well I managed to do all my chores and watch 2 and a half movies today. I watched Just Married cuz I didn't want to do chores and it was on. I watched Kill Bill: Vol 1 again at 8. That makes the second time in two weeks. I counted, and she only killed/maimed 69 dudes from the crazy 88. And in the cast, there were only 30 listed. I did manage to find and download the song I really liked in that movie. It's called Woo Hoo by the 5.6.7.8's. So now I'm watching The Good Girl even though I swore to myself I would go and shower right away. What can I say, I have self-control issues.

So we leave at 1 tomorrow. Turns out my dad is seated in row C and I'm in D so I'm across the aisle of the plane. So I get to sit next to some idiot stranger for an hour. I guess I'll actually have to read. Ugh.

I guess I gotta get moving. I may have finished my chores, but I still have to pack my bags and hopefully have time to clean my desk off and shower tomorrow morning. Until then, Adios.

C'mon C'mon - The Von Bondies

Today Seattle. Tomorrow the WORLD.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-18T11:07:00-05:00

Whoa so last night was certainly strange.

I came back from my shower, got a brownie and turned on the tv and it was some movie called Rules of Attraction, and this girl was slitting her wrists in the bathtub. And the music playing, the lyrics were "I can't live without you" or something and it wasn't even that scary, but I started feeling really sick, so I turned it off, folded my arms and went to lay my head down, and I freakin passed out. Or at least I think that's what happened, cuz like a minute later I woke up on the floor and I tried to get up but I felt really heavy and my legs burned. So I think I just fell asleep there on the floor. When I got up tho, the brownie was on my chair, the plate was on the floor and the fork was under my desk. It was hard to even think about sleeping for a long time after that.

So umm I got up at 10 today after a night of sporadic sleep. I actually got up before my mom. I think that's the first time this whole summer. But I'm pretty much finished packing now, I just have to eat lunch and take a shower then we're off!

Woo Hoo - The 5.6.7.8's

Yazoo

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-24T05:07:00-05:00

So, I'm back. We lost alllll our games. Which is not really surprising. It was still fun tho, the girl everyone hates got hit in the face with the ball and then she got caught standing around while a runner pretty much walked to third. She was the highlight of the trip. We made fun of her everyday. She talked about like half the girls on the team to another girl who told us everything. We ended up coming to the conclusion that she's lesbian. It's a looong story.

So we had a lot of sleepovers, and we watched Friday the 13th: Part 3(my idea of course), and ate pizza and played cards, and rode go carts, played mini golf and lazer tag, shopped, and rode some carnival rides. I even got to drive our rental car a few times. A mustang. My new favorite.

So I ended up getting three tshirts, a pin and a glass from spaghetti factory that I left in someone else's car. I will have to get a new one, I really liked it. So one tshirt is bright blue with Mariners written on it in yellow. My main goal was to get a mariners shirt, so that worked out really good. I went to HotTopic with Crystal, who bought a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers(which we all know was the best season) jacket, and I saw a shirt that I wanted but it wasn't in my size so we ordered it. It's red with Toad on it from nintendo, and it says Toadally. And lastly, I got one of those Tees that says Property of Seattle City Prison or whatever. Not my favorite, but it made up for not getting a sweatshirt at the college, which I had planned to do, but didn't like the colors.

Anyhoo, that's about it, here's some quiz I stole:

We think you are Straight
and we are 98.33% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.

I wanna be naked - Screeching Weasel

Boogada Boogada Boogada

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-25T01:07:00-05:00

I'm bored and hungry, but I feel like doing this anyways. I stole it.

Who's your inner classic movie star

Who's your inner rockstar?

Coolness, man! You are the Blue M&M

You seem to have great presence and direction in your life, and you are the type to make friends with your easy-going nature. Keep that ego of yours checked and problems will steer clear of your aura and seek someone less suave.

©2002
http://ijunk.org

You really do enjoy the view from the top, don't you? Making your own trail instead of following a path, you have high goals for yourself. A bit impulsive, you need to watch out for being a little overconfident, and everything will be up, up, and away for you! .

Man, I got the hiccups three times today. That makes 4 times in 2 days, and I think there's more to come. I just saw dancing llamas on Dora the Explorer. It was... hott. Back to work tomorrow. fun. I hope its over soon. Should be, cuz August is almost here. Thank the Lord. I would rather be in school doing barely anything than at work doin the same. All in good time.

I Wanna Be Naked - Screeching Weasel

Carolyn: Girl. Gay.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-27T03:07:00-05:00

Oh yea, so the girl on the team that we all hate that I mentioned a few entries back, I decided to tell the story of her lesbianness. So here it is in full.

The Story of Carolyn and her Lesbianness

Carolyn is our third baseman who really sucks and everyone hates her for it. She acts like she's soooo good, but she's been on 3 teams just this past spring season and she was on the comets once but didn't make the team the second time, big surprise there. She thinks she knows everything and even once attempted to tell me why I wasn't throwing great, but I threw it back in her face. And then she made some big errors and decided to shut her face.So she lives somewhere up in God knows where and she claims she goes to a "punk" school where if you're not a "punk" you get beat up, which always leads us to ask, How does she go there then? She is ugly. My size, short black hair, moles, thick rimmed glasses with the built in sunglasses thing when you're in the light. But they're blue lenses. So, so far we've got: Shes ugly, she sucks, she's stupid(that was implied).

Ok so one day, while Reina, Mickey, Christi, Oceana and I were in the workout room, Cassie was in the office room and Carolyn was in there with her. And Carolyn started just like pouring her heart out to Cassie about everyone in there. Since I usually don't try to provoke anything with weird people I don't like(i.e. little black kid, carolyn) they somehow end up misinterpreting that as I like them(i.e. little black kid, Carolyn). So Carolyn said Mickey was annoying, Oceana was a drama queen and I guess that she liked me(which we later realized may actually have been loved, not liked). But the real kicker is that she said Reina's boobs shrunk(she lost a lot of weight dieting) and that when Christi was wearing a skirt earlier, Carolyn saw her "koocher" as Oceana later put it. Ok, A. what kind of girl notices another girl's boob size and any changes in boob size? and B. What kind of perverted weirdo girl is looking up another girls skirt?

So the next day, we were all at some batting cages, and when Crystal was leaving Carolyn gave her a smack on the ass. And Crystal claims there may have been some cuppage. At that point I was convinced she was a lesbian. She had covered all parts of the female body. A day after that she ended up slappign Christi's ass too.

But the best part, the one part that makes me laugh every time is this: We were all in Reina, Mickey, Cassie, Christi and Oceana's room and Carolyn comes in while we're watching tv and stuff. She sits on the bed and and starts talking to us. I believe at some point Carolyn said something like "That's gay" and someone said something back and Oceana said "Are you gay? Like dyke gay?" and then Carolyn goes "No, I'm girl gay! Hahahaha."

The End

Perhaps I didn't tell it great and maybe you just had to be there, but that was the funniest part of the whole trip, and everytime we talk about her now we go "I'm girl gay!"

Tuna ain't good w/o Onions

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-28T03:07:00-05:00

So last night, or I guess early this morning, or really not that early at all anyways; I had this dream about like these animals biting me. They had the body of a tick, but they jumped around hella fast like fleas. I don't know, it was strange, but just a dream; although when I woke up, I did check around me to make sure, cuz I really haven't washed the sheets in a long time.

So then I go out to breakfast/lunch and my dad says "We have fleas so you have to wash all the sheets and the exterminator is coming over tomorrow to bomb the house." So that was kinda freaky. But at least now my sheets are clean.

I'm kind of convinced I have some psychic abilities. I remember having deja vus when I was like 3 or 4. Then again, I may just have seen the same truck twice since I really was only 3 or 4.

Work sucked today, some dog wouldn't shut up. And then this other dog, his name is Jasper(or at least that's what the card says); he had come in with his familys other dog, Pickles, before, but now he's boarding alone. And I went in to pet him today, cuz the dog really loves me(like Pickles did when she was there) and it turns out Jasper is a GIRL. So I think Jasper is really Pickles and now I kind of wonder "Well... do the people with Jasper think he's Pickles?" What's up with that?

My most outstanding accomplishment today, besides the telepathic dream cuz I wasn't really awake for that; was when I killed a fly with my bare hands! I know it sounds disgusting, but if you were in my position... who knows... the possibilities are endless.

Original Prankster - (The)Offspring

Why is Emily so cool?

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-29T02:07:00-05:00

So I had another strange dream last night. It was our first day back in school(my schools are always diff in my dreams) and Hannah hit Jimmy with a tennis ball and even the teacher was laughing. And then this other teacher dude and I kept like fighting or something and I hit him with a shovel(?) and I don't know, it was weird. And then this person was like drowning in a weird pool and I had to dive in and save them and I dove like shit and hit the sides of the pool or something. I don't know... my dreams are retarded.

Makes you really think about dreams. If your brain really is "turned off" what the hell is it doing making dreams anyways? And it's not just random images either, our brain creates a totally realistic environment with conversation and ideas and even motive. And people can even alter parts of their dreams if desired. The subconscious mind is a groovy thing.

Oh so I made tuna sunday and then discovered we had no onions to put in it, so my dad said he'd go shopping the next morning. Did he go monday morning like he said he would? No. Did he go tuesday morning like he said he would? No. Did he go tuesday night like he said he would? NO. Did he go wednesday morning like he said he would? NONONO. But he finally went this afternoon. Which was good since I've been living off corn dogs and pizza pockets for the past 4 days.

That's all I got.

P.S. Avril Lavigne sucks. Worse than ever.

Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes

Petrified Kitties Galore!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-30T10:07:00-05:00

So yesterday's last night's dream:

First me an my dad were like back in Washington staying in this awesome cabin. And I stole a motorcycle from this snooty girl staying in the cabin next to us. And then the rest of it was trying to get the motorcycle back without her knowing it was me.

The second part was like John Travolta was running through this hospital and these crazed women were following him and he had a suitcase i think. I don't know, but it was funny.

So then, me an my dad are driving out of a parking lot and the road rules extreme bus is rolling in. And then somehow it fastforwards to John Travolta, Andy Dick(whose last name was cooper in my dream) and me and other people like bunjee jumping out of the top story of this hotel. And then later I'm walking around this park that looks like fairgrounds or a carnival or something but then theres softball fields.

Yea, so that was really... jumpy. I had another dream last night that was real good, but I forgot about it since I woke up at like 10 in the morning to some asshole outside with a leafblower or one of those things you use after mowing the lawn to get the edges of the grass.... and the idiot wouldnt just keep it on, he would turn it on, turn it off, turn it on, turn it off. It was like WHHOOOooo. WHOOOOOOOooo. WHOOoo. WHOOOOOOooo. And he never kept it on longer than 3 seconds. God that was annoying the hell outta me.

So I went back to sleep and woke up at 12, didn't want to get up. So I guess I fell asleep again and I didn't wake up till 1:30 and I had to leave for work in an hour, which is almost as long as it takes me to eat lunch these days. So I got up in a flash and forgot all I had dreamt.

Work was shit today. But it was kind of funny in a way. The Dr. came in carrying a cat in a blanket and said it was dead. She then said it had been dead for about a week and was like petrifying and rotting. Lemme tell ya, it smelled like hell. And I had to put it in the freezer; the Freezer of Death, as I like to call it. My friends dad said he had seen inside a freezer once and the insides swell up and shit when theyre frozen, so I was freakin nervous as hell. But it turns out all of them were in garbage bags like the one i was carryin so it turned out alright anyways. Kind of funny cuz the part where the cat's tail was, the bag was like stickin out and I was thinking to myself "This is so gross, but so funny."

I guess that's all I've got tho, besides some whining I'll save for later.

C'mon C'mon - The Von Bondies

Dose rattlesnakes are gonna bite yo ass off!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-30T11:07:00-05:00

If you see this poll, please do it dammit. If I keep up this pace, I'll only have $1,500 by the senior year. My parents refuse to pay for car or insurance, and I might be okay with that if they would at least pay for normal things like the movies with friends or something, but no. My dad uses the excuse that I work now, so I have to pay. How am I supposed to get even near to affording a car(and insurance) if they don't give me any money at all? It's not like we're freakin poor. I would be fine with all of it if they'd pay for insurance. But alas... nothing. Every time I think about it, it just puts me in a bad mood. I would say, hey maybe I'll win the lottery, but no, I'd have to pay for my own ticket and then I'd be going nowhere. I would say hey maybe I'll inherit something but the only grandparent left has a family the size of mount rushmore. And I certainly don't want both my parents to die or anything. But my grandpa died not long ago and I didn't get anything whatsoever, and I think my mom just blew all of it on the house.

why am i talking about this? It's boring old news. Do the poll, be glad, live life.

BoogadaBoogadaBoogada

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-07-31T09:07:00-05:00

I'm lookin to get a new cd, any suggestions? Two I've listed as possibilities are Jet and Screeching Weasel, who by the way, have the best lyrics I have ever heard. Here's some of my favs:

California Sucks
California sucks it's worse than old New York
Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks
Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees
Rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze
California sucks!
California sucks the people there are fake
They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make
California movie stars strung out on sleeping pills
No - I've never been there and you can bet I never will
California sucks - Just look who you've produced
Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown and Countless other fools
West coast sun-tanned morons - You don't know how to think
I can't wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink

Cows
cows - they're comin near me hope they don't see me they can't defeat me oh please don't eat me ! cows - won't give you butter if you pull their udder cows now longer have sad eyes they won't be served with fries they have no master they're comin faster they're sleeping in my bed they're stepping on my head ! moo!

Hardcore Hippie
who needs dayglo ? hey not me ! 27 morons living on a tree peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads half the time flippin out on lsd advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight stupid, unobjective cause you think you're always right you'll go from beatnik to yuppie in the blink of an eye can't think for yourself cause you're always fuckin high peace-yeah smoke pot that's the way man we all love each other, that's the way the world was planned wake up, smell the coffee man you're on cloud 3 you're nothing but a dirty, smelly cumbag hippie

I Wanna Be Naked
i wanna be naked i wanna be nude i wanna walk around in my birthday suit no more funny looks about the way i dress i'll show the whole world my nakedness i don't need no hang-ups, i wanna be naked don't wanna make a fashion statement pose i wanna walk down the street without any clothes i won't waste no time deciding what to wear every day i'll dress the same - completely bare i don't care if it's against the law i wanna live my life in the raw naked as a jaybird all the time bold and brave and no tan lines

God, I love it. No new news, I pretty much cut branches off bushes for hours. Kind of fun, but I got locked outside and the key hidden outside was like stuck under this thing and I had to fish it out with twigs which took like 10 minutes. I must've looked like an idiot. Oh well, when do I not?

Rollover DJ - Jet

Say whatever you say, 'cause I don't mind.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-01T04:08:00-05:00

The daily dream update:

So in last night's dream, it was already the high school softball season again. Half the crazy juniors didn't try out which was great since theres like a billion of them. And for some reason Fernando Ayula was on the team(?!). And I was slower then him! Actually I wasn't very fast at all. And my cleats... they were like leather, knee-high boots/cleats. And they were really embarassing cuz I had wanted my dad to bring the other ones, the normal ones. So I guess I changed them in my dream so that everything above the ankle was red and white bumblebee striped so I could pass it off as socks. Looking back, I think I took that from the witch that got crushed under the house in Wizard of Oz. I don't know, it was weird. There were other parts that I only barely remember... it was strange. I just really thought the Fernando part was great.

Anyhoo, I've decided that I want a Camaro. And that's that, no more changing. Here's my top list though:
1. Camaro
2. Jeep (wrangler, grand/cherokee)
3. Mustang
4. Any other old sports car (barracuda, etc.)
5. Slug Bug

So I'll be getting a new cd or two soon. I would like to get Get Born by Jet and/or BoogadaBoogadaBoogada or Screeching Weasel by Screeching Weasel. I have a best buy giftcard that I really should use asap, as I got it a few Christmases ago, and I guess I could part with a little bit of money here or there in the name of good music. I'm sure if I see a car I love that's only 20 or 30 bucks out of reach my parents might part with some of their cash. For some reason though, I'm satisfied with t-shirts now. I guess I've finally come to the realization that I have enough and I'm good with that. Except I would really love a bright green one. For green's sake.

Speakin of green, I've been focusing the rest of my future hopes on painting my room. I'm thinkin a robust kind of medium-dark green and then maybe having another wall or two be green green. Or maybe just like a pattern of some sort. I just dont want it all to be one boring flat green. II was thinkin stripes, for awhile, but that might be a little excessive. Oh well, I don't know why I bother, it'll probably never happen anyways.

p.s. Anyone know or care to explain why when I center text, it makes the font and it's size different, and how to fix it?

Cool Kids - Screeching Weasel

Dancin with Myself oh oh

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-03T02:08:00-05:00

Not much going on. Turns out I have a lot more money than I thought in the bank so a car by junior year isnt all that unthinkable. Took this kickass quiz on quizilla. I originally got funny asian man, but I went back and tweeked a few things cuz that's what Alicia got and some of my answers were questionable, and I ended up getting this which I think is much more me.

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You know, that could be a good summer job. I would actually consider it. All you gotta do is dance around, do the cancan, the macarena, the hands-on-knees weirdo dance, whatever else you want. You could even prolly listen to music inside the suit anyways. Sounds kind of fun, better than what I'm doin now. The only bad part is wearing the costume in the car and having people look at you and if someone recognized you, it might not be so good. Best to just keep the head on.

I would just have to be in a costume outside the place, no chuck e cheese or anything, cuz I remember once all these kids were crowding around him and trying to bop him on the nose. Must have been hell for the person inside.

Dancing With Myself - Blink 182

Gramma it's time to take your damn pill!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-07T04:08:00-05:00

So there's this cat at work. His name's cattoo and he lives at the vet. Today he hung out inside a bin of kittie litter for an hour. And then he scratched my throat. Only two more weeks of it left though.

Next week actually sounds mildly busy, compared to my usual lazy days. I've got some appointment at 1 on tuesday and orientation wednesday morning, which should just be bursting with fun. Not to mention I need to find quite a few more quotes in To Kill a Mockingbird, but I had to return the library books today and my dad has this thing about never actually buying a book.

speaking of my dad, he'll be up in oh 20 minutes so I guess I oughta get to sleep. Speaking of which, earplugs are freaky. If I lay still, I can feel them moving as the blood pumps through my ears. It's kinda weird. But they help me wake up early for some reason... I don't really know why. Odd. How do deaf people wake up? Vibrating alarm watches? If you lost just your sense of taste, would you still be able to "taste" some foods because of your sense of smell? Don't bother tyring to answer, I like not knowing.

P.S. Daria is one of my favorite shows now.

Love You Madly - Cake

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-10T10:08:00-05:00

Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
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Mom Jamie Lee Curtis
Dad Anthony Hopkins
Brother Carrot top
Sister Enya
Dog Beethoven
Boyfriend Johnny Depp
Best friend Cameron Diaz
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Not much to say. Next week is my last week of work. Today I have a hitting lesson and then tomorrow I have damn orientation from like 8:30-12, but last time we were done by 11. And then I have owrk from 3-6 and then a tryout at 7. Funnnnnn. I don't even know how I'll wake up early enough tomorrow, 10 was hard enough today. Oh well.... I'll just sleep whenever I can. But right now I'm hungry.

P.S. Peter, if you ever see this, never put one of those damn transcripts in your blog again. That, or put it in and take out the stupid header. Waste of goddamn space.

Kanky

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-12T12:08:00-05:00

schedules today! Had to stand in a huge line for about 2 hours. My ID card turned out alright. Although the same can't be said for my schedule. Here it be:

1. Pre-cal - Wenger
2. Computer Aps - Wheeler
3. Fitness for Life - Fischer
4. Honors Bio - Whitford
5. Spanish 2 - Bejarano
6. Honors Eng - Healy

I swear there's a plot against me with those damn english teachers. They always manage to get me in 6th period. I at least got bio and p.e. when I wanted. But I don't like the idea of fifth period spanish and 1st period math. Oh well, it's too much trouble to try an change anyway.

Situation - Yazoo

Psychic Refugee

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-16T12:08:00-05:00

So we're halfway done painting my room now. It's great, I actually managed to pick the exact color I wanted. We just have to put a second coat on tomorrow and we're done. Except now I have no bed or desk, which means no good tv late at night, no computer, no IM, and I guess I won't be typing my english assignment? If I ever get around to working on it. I just can't find the time to do it.

I should have quit work last week, cuz now I have a team party(ugh) tuesday, a possible car party sometime, a movie someday and a tryout wednesday, which I hate being late to. I hate being the late person to something where I don't know too many people, and I usually don't like the late person anyhow. I'm trying to figure out if I should even go to the team party. I'm sick of them and I don't feel like seeing them again. They're so annoying and they're the type of idiots who IM me all the time and always ask the damn question "wats up?" and I'm like "nothing. brb." and I just never come back. I just hate when people ask me that all the time. If you're going to talk to me, make it interesting.

So I guess I kind of want to go back to school to finally get back to a schedule when I can actually do stuff with other people. But having homework again is going to suck as well as getting idiots in my classes.

I shall be goingm because the smell in here is really starting to get to me. I'm in the kitchen and it smells like there's a dead skunk outside or something. It's not pleasant. Kind of like the scary guy I saw riding a pink bicycle today. No pleasant at all.

Daria - Cake

Red Voodoo

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-18T12:08:00-05:00

I hate how my parents NEVER listen to me even though I have good ideas. Basically, my new desk will have to be 48" long to fit in my room, because my MOTHER won't let me get rid of this stupid tall bureau that I don't even need. Then I thought, well I would be okay with it, if I turned it this way I guess, which my dad said would fit, BUT IT DOESNT. So I ended up just kicking the whole thing over and leaving it on the floor. So of course later when my MOTHER comes in she goes "What happened to your bureau?!" and I was like... It's okay, I put it there.

I don't think she really understood. But does she ever? I'm about ready to toss the damn thing out the window. The only reason she wants to keep it is because it matches the other bureau. Does a matching set mean more to you than room in A ROOM? God. And the desk she picked out has only 2 drawers(as compared to the 6 plus the middle one in my last desk) AND its "middle drawer" "opens with the flap so you can put your keyboard in it!" as my MOTHER said. I HATE THOSE. I WANT MY KEYBOARD IN FRONT OF MY FACE, NOT IN A PULL-OUT DRAWER.

So the other thing that put me in this mood is that my dad decides to tell me after work today that he scheduled a batting lesson for thursday at 1. Thursday. The ONE day we were finally able to plan a car party lunch, WHICH I TOLD HIM ABOUT, and he SCHEDULES A BATTING LESSON. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. COULD YOU NOT JUST GODDAMN ASK ME BEFORE YOU SIGN ME UP TO DO SOMETHING LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

ugh. So now I'm attempting to fit the damn bureau in my closet, but to hell with it. It can lie on the floor for all of eternity for all I care. See, if someone actually listened to me, they would realize that we could just get one long desk to fit both the comptuer AND the tv that has REAL drawers and then we could get rid of the damn bureau altogether. But does it matter? No. Because apparently, matching furniture(especially bureaus) is SSOOOOOOOOOO COOL.

And to think I actually sometimes wonder WHY I'm so cynical.

Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N Roses

P.S. The bureau is now residing in the closet, but now half the closet is residing on my floor.

This, this is why I hate people.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-18T11:08:00-05:00

I don't want to go back to school. Ever. I would much rather stick with my job as is. Hell, I'm already as smart as half of america, what good is 3 more years of book learning gonna do for me anyways?

Well once again, I have been screwed over by people who apparently don't think about anyone other than themselves. I don't do anything to these people and they just waste my goddamn time with bullshit. I'm ready to just abandon all of society and it's assholes and live the life of a loner forever.

You always seem to see those friends on tv and stuff who would stand by each other for all eternity, but you never seem to see them in real life. Katie got me thinking about that last night. Really makes sense though, doesn't it?

I don't know. In the past few days I've gone from actually starting to enjoy part of my vacation to just hating everyone in the world.

First there's my mom, who bought some stupid desk without me even seeing it and its non-returnable and it just makes the entire room ugly cuz it doesn't match at all. And I was getting rid of clothes today and there was a pair of brand new hiking boots that I wanted to get rid of, but she said "Keep these, 'cause you might want to wear them in the future." And I'm thinking "I've had them for years. I have never worn them. I will never wear them. You are the one who makes me get stupid shit I will never use in my life and I'm sick of it."

And then there's my dad, who scheduled a lesson yesterday without even asking me if I had anything planned, which annnoyed the hell out of me because it was the one day this week that I actually had something planned that I wanted to do. But it doesnt matter now because after I went through all the trouble to cancel it today, the people who made me cancel just decide not to do anything tomorrow after all. And they didn't tell me until 9:00 tonight. Gee, thanks a lot assholes.

I'm sick of people deciding things for me without telling or even talking to me at all.

BUH-NEETUH. menDEEEZ.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-25T06:08:00-05:00

Just entry-ing to avoid one of those gay emails telling me I must because a week is SOOO long to go without typing in a damn blog no one sees anyways.

So we went down to a batting lesson tonight and then across the road to go back-to-school shopping(a highly anticipated event for me). But it was a huge let down. I saw the one thing I needed within 4 seconds of entering the store. And the only ones they had that were what I needed had those gay Five Star covers. I hate those, they feel weird. I would much rather have a normal papery cover one.

But the real kicker was when I asked if we could go to Big 5 just down the road because I kind of need new running shoes and my mother said "New running shoes?!" like I was some sort of alien that beemed down from planet retard. I was like "Good God Woman! I've only talked to you about this three times! But who am I to assume you were actually listening?" Crazy bitch. When was the last time you remembered buying running shoes? Yea, 4 YEARS. Not that you could possibly know that, as you apparently don't have the capacity to remember something I told you two hours ago.

I wonder if were to compare IQs, would mine be better than hers? I'm thinkin so.

So school's nothing new. Here's a basic summary:

1. Pre-cal: Teacher is incredibly anal retentive and is also sporting a nice falbby arm and lumpy leg look. It's sooooworking for her. But the one thing that attracts me to her the most would have to be the gray sideburns. Classic. FOR A MAN.

2. Comp Apps: I am acing this class! It's my favorite. The teacher's nice, the class has nothing to do with thinking at all, and I'm already considered "Advanced". ;) Only problem is, I'm sitting next to a cheerleader and all her damn friends come over and talk to her, oftentimes taking my seat in the process or leaning over me; I can't tell which is worse. There's a retarded guy in the class tho, he's fun.

3. Fitness: Teacher's a bitch, but she's trying to hide it. I guess when we workout we're in three person groups though, which works out well for Alicia, Emily and I. Other than that, the class was pretty uneventful except for our pal, Miss Bonita Mendez. I think she got transferred out though. :(

4. Honors Bio: Entirely too many freshmen to even begin to deal with. and the teacher split it up so there's usually one sophmore and two retards per table. And not only that, but she even split up which end the sophmore sits at at every other table so it's pretty much impossible to even talk to another normal person. So I've pretty much just taken the anti-social stand and thankfully none of the little idiots have talked to me. One looked at me weird though because I finished the "safety Test" before him. As if it were hard or something.

5. Spanish 2: Once again, I was placed next to a cheerleader, which just so works out that she's my partner for everything we do. But she's an idiot who thinks she knows what shes doing and that I'm wrong when I could kick her ass in a spanish-off. Like that would ever happen. Emily and Alicia are also in this class, but do to unfortunate circumstances also known as the alphabet, I'm on the other side of the room from them.

6. Honors English: Extremely boring. And very cold, as I managed to choose the one seat right in front of the only working air conditioner. I usually end up piling books, bags and backpacks on it to try and sheild myself, but its still perdy cold. I actually raised my hand to answer a question cuz no one else knew the answer and luckily that just so happened to be the only part of the book I actually read.

That's about it. I'm off to play Pool Jam. it's on www.gamerival.com under sports. I'm addicted.

This is BUHNEETUH menDEEEEZ. Over and out.

CP Got nothin on MP.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-28T12:08:00-05:00

Okay, I know Peter's been sayin that the hottest U.S. Olympian is Carly Patterson, but check out this hunk of hotness:

That's hott. I don't care who you are, that's HOTT.

[EDIT: for anyone who's an idiot, blind or just doesn't know(AKA Jaci), that's Michael Phelps]

When Vampire Squirrels Attack!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-08-29T08:08:00-05:00

So... the weekend in a nutshell:

Friday night I got some black shorts, new pe shoes and a tee and wiffle balls. So I went outside to hit some and turns out my mom is actually willing to shag(get your mind outta the gutter) them for me. All in all, we end up with a few in the hedges, a couple under the evergreen tree, and some hilarious bruises on my moms legs. I ended up getting her a little... watchamacallit... that game with the birdie... one of those rackets to at least try to fend for herself.

Saturday I got up early I guess from the school times, and I watched tv and this movie called Addicted to Love. Pretty good, but kinda not. Hard to explain. Did all my chores and cap and then I had to go to this Luau at a friends house. My softball coach from this past year. Kind of annoying cuz I wish everyone from that team would just leave me alone. I already had to deal with the crappy end of the year party which was bad enough. But anyways... there was a roast pig and we ended up cutting one of the feet off and putting it on a platter. So the food I thought was okay, but it ended up making me sick. And the whole thing was pretty boring. Maybe because I'm anti-social? All I got out of the entire thing was some pain in the ass bugbites all over my left leg. Why just my left? I don't know, my parents have none at all.

And today... I... had another tuna sandwich(I've been having those every night since friday, because I kind of made a lot of tuna). I watched A League of Their Own, A Guy Thing, and part of The Italian Job. And after dinner, we hit whiffles again. My mom did a little better but still took a shot to the shins, one to her wrist, and another on her thumb. I'm thinking about trying to find some shinguards for her, lol.

I also discovered that apparently slicing or cutting off fingers runs in the family, so I should try being a little more careful. Apparently both of my dad's parents knicked their fingers, my dad sliced his wrist on sheet metal and my mom obviously cut off the top of that one finger. And I have never had my blood taken. I really would like to know my blood type. Just to know.

Oh well, now I hafta do my homework. and watch my show. Oh yea, and I found a team! Finally. I always somehow end up scrambling for one at the alst minute and usually end up on new teams or crap ones that usually fall apart in the end. But oh well, it don't matter. This ones got twins on it. And I think theyre identical. I was thinking, I wonder if people come up to one of them and start up a conversation they left off, but it turns out they were having it with the other twin and then it was awkward. I don't know, I have too much time on my hands, so I usually think up this kind of crap. Oh well.

P.S. I fixed the picture in the last entry, so his royal hotness should show up now.

Over My Head - Sum 41

dead. tired.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-01T12:09:00-05:00

Oh godddd.

Im so tired, I think I'll just copy all the math answers from the back of the book and not even bother with anything else.

Why is it that the "b" key is in the bottom middle of the board, but they make you type it with your left hand which is usually the non-predominent one?can't you just type it with whatever feels the most comfortable? Anyways, I think I personally have covered every lettered key in computer apps class. The rest of the class is a day behind, but what can I say, I guess I'm just too cool for school. Even as an advanced person I do about two lessons a day(thats each line repeated for two "jobs" and then back in reverse). Meawhile the beginner next to me(who only has to repeat every line) is still on job 8. I'm on reverse 14.

I think I'm starting to type better without looking at the keyboard, which is a weird concept for me, cuz it feels weird to watch what I'm typing as I type it, but I don't really have anywhere else to look.

So I had an hour and a half before practice today and I was exhausted so I slept the whole time. And I might as well have been asleep in pers 5 and 6 today. I almost did while the spanish teacher was talking. I don't know what it is, but accents put me right to sleep.

But yea, I pretty much figured out that the lack of energy might have had something to do with today's diet:
Cap'n Crunch
King size Kit Kat
Diet root beer(diet's gotta count for something)
King size Kit Kat

That's right, two packs of kit kats. And I still have half of yesterday's still in the freezer lol. But I guess people arent lying when they say sugar gives you a high and then you're like dead.

Anyways, I was only writing cuz I'm bored. And hella tired and wasting time for no apparent reason.

The Lost Entry

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-06T05:09:14-05:00

So after a few hours of bored meddling, I have finally finished perfecting my blog, as was neccessary to conform to the damn new version 3, which better be worth it, cuz I had to start over from scratch.

Other than that, the 3 day weekend has been alright. Except we ran out of brownies and cookies so my mom and I tried to make coffee cake, which actually came out semi-good. Oh yea, I'm supposed to take out the trash every night but I forgot last night and remembered at like 2:00 in the morning so I went out and tied up the trash and stuck it in a closet in the laundry room. So I guess I should go take care of that.

Adios- To anyone who might stumble across this entry.

I'm Norman the Greatest!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-06T07:09:15-05:00

So, watching the insane amount of television that I do, I have discovered that the best line of commercials, those of Emerald Nuts, has made a comeback! I've even seen a few new ones, my favorite being Extreme Nurses. Here's a list I found of all the Emerald Nuts ads(in alphabetical order).

Eavesdropping Nebraskans
Earmuffed Negotiators
Eerie Namecallers
Egomaniacal Normans
Egyptian Navigators
Electromagnetic Navigators
Elegant Naysayers
Encouraging Norwegians
Enormous Neighbors
Entangled Nine-year-olds
Envious Nomads
Evil Navigators
Excersizing Newscasters
Extinguished Novelists
Extreme Nurses

I watched them all and decided my top 3 picks are:
Extreme Nurses
Excersizing Newscasters
Entangled Nine-year-olds

Anyways, that was just pretty much a random boredom post. But you gotta love them Extreme nurses.

P.S. One of them looks like a girl in our pe class.

Eavesdropp... Nebraskans

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-08T03:09:05-05:00

So many great things to write about, but I can't remember them all and it's late and I don't want to type a lot or else my parents might hear or something. Here's the best I can do:

1. So at some point in 4th period, between dicussing farting, pooping, clearing intestines, Atkins-caused constipation, and a live cow with a plastic side; it dawned on me that bio is actually kind of a cool class.
2. At lunch, I saw Alec Herbert(this kid who thought Japan and China were states-long story) and turns out he has become one of the cape wearers. I love those kids.
3. We almost ran over a kid who dropped his rolly backpack in the street. Idiot.
4. Allie's calculator is mad hott and totally retro.
5. Some people in our p.e. class are super faggots, who I hate for little or no reason, but love to make fun of anyways.
6. I hate how mindsay made everyone conform to the new version, which is still full of bugs and absolute crap. (If you hadn't noticed, the return key does not work in my entries, due to the fact that once again, everyone ignores macs.
7. My father got the wrong gum flavor even though I wrote it down in huge caps letters.

Anyhoo... that's all there is. There isn't anymore. (Where is that from? Some kid story? Dr. Suess?)

Crappity Crap.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-12T04:09:50-05:00

Well... I forgot it was September 11 until it was September 12. I don't really like the how everyone makes a big deal about it though. Make it a holiday if you're gonna make it a holiday, but no one observes the day the civil or revolutionary wars began. I just hate being expected to remember a day that isn't really "observed". I don't really care about Wahsington or Lincoln's birthdays either. Hell, I showed up to school last year March 17( or 16? 18?) and didn't even know it was St. Patrick's day until I realized there were a lot of people wearing green.

Anyways, I was thinking about making a list of things I hatem but have now decided against it, since I'm always slammed with bullshit feedback whenever I say anything opinionated.

I was also gonna write about something my mother said that made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe, but again, some people might be offended.

This is what I hate about people. Some think they're opinions are so much better than everyone else's than they go out of their way to argue with other people, who have their own opinions but could care less about arguing over something that will likely never be resolved. And so those people just decide not to voice their opinion so they can be left alone, and so the super opiniated assholes think they're right and the thing they claim they were fighting to preserve (freedom of speech), ends up worse because of them. I don't know, maybe I just made up that whole thing, I'm just kind of bored and testing to see if they've improved the site since I was last here. Maybe see if the return key actually works. Well, I guess we'll just have to see, won't we?

Closing Note: John Mayer looks retarded and stoned. All the time.

5 Finger Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-16T02:09:58-05:00

So...... so so so so so........

Bought a pair of shorts today. Well, I didn't really buy them, my dad did. I'm just shneaky like that. They're for softball, and although short, I must admit I lookin goddamn sexxaaaayyyy. But when do I not? As far as like normal shorts, I've been pondering the next color to get. I was gonna get this awesome syracuse sweatshirt for xmas, and it'd really go with orange shorts, but I don't think I would ever wear them with anything else. And theres always green, but again... when would I wear them? There's twins on my team, and the main way to tell them apart is that one of them always wears green shorts. I think it's great. But for games, I guess I'll have to memorize each one's number or something, which is always a pain in the ass, as once again I have been ousted from the #13 position. Never Again! At least not on the high school team. This one junior was aiming to nab 13 this year, but I get to take it from right out under her fat nose. Returning varsity players get dibs. I always get the last laugh. But thats usually because I'm the only one laughing.

So I finished my math homework in class today, which I thought was great. But second period, I had to give up my computer to someone whose computer doesnt work and I had to sit around doing nothing for the whole hour since I had already finished my damn homework. Third period, a small group of us had to sprint a 200 and then a 100. I underestimated the length of the 200, but somehow finished before spencer, the distance runner. But I had to go up against Alicia and some retard both times and lost both, lol. Well, it's not like we didn't know I'm not a runner. I think my nose is running faster right now than I did this morning.

So club day at lunch. I signed up for Young Democrats, BOWLING CLUB, and softball club(because I kind of have to. It's not like we do anything). The bowling just sounded like a shitload of funm plus it was to benefit a charity or something, which'll look good for me. As for the YD, I'm not even completely sure I'm a democrat, I just know I want Bush out of office. The best part about club day is the food though. I got some gummy bears and some other stuff I didn't eat. Idiots bring chocolate but its like 90-something degrees outside and it all melts.

That was a long entry, but I think that about covers it. Would you believe me if I told you I'm wearing my hotty shorts right now? ;)

American Idiot - Green Day

California Mountain Snake

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-17T03:09:46-05:00

Sooooo thursday... sucks. It's my least favorite day of the week.

I had only one thing to do for homework which was write two paragraphs about anything, but each paragraph having a different "tone". I still haven't started. I could have done half of it in class, but did I? no. I could have done it right after school, but did I? no, I slept. And now it's 11:45 and I still haven't done it.

And some part of my leg hurts, no doubt from asshole pe. I went to sit on it, because... I guess I like to do that, but then this searing pain shot through my leg and i just kind of flopped over. Between doing that class every day and softball practice every other, I'm sore 24/7. The other day, I ended up doing 45 pushups between the two and then could barely add anything to the barbell for bench press today because that pushup muscle gets so sore it feels like it'll rip. The quads did that too, just from doing those two sprints in pe, which I found kind of weird, but not totally surprising.

And just one more gripe: my hair. In the perfect world, I would be tan, taller, and would have long, straight hair. We know the first ones will never happen, and apparently my hair is only capable of doing one or the other. I spent 20 minutes after my shower TRYING to get it to do SOMETHING. But I think I made it worse, if not myself angrier. Goddamn bisexual hair. It feels good but looks like crappy as usual. I guess I'll have to marry a blind person.

Okay, now I'm considering just not doing the english at all, but it would be so pathetic because it was a two day assignment, and I still haven't done anything.

Oh well, time's a wasting.

P.S. Here's a Kill Bill quiz I found. I managed to get my favorite Deadly Viper Assassin. Elle Driver (California Mountain Snake)

You're Elle Driver! Sly and evil, you can manipulate people in order to get whatever you want. You're usually alone, but that's the way you like it. You hate having others nearby to order you around (unless it's Bill, of course... but even then you're still hesitant).
Kill Bill: Which Deadly Viper Assassin Are You? (Vol. II spoilers... results with pics)

Mmm... Fiber!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-18T01:09:43-05:00

You scored 35
Your lesbianity level is poor. Maybe you're repressed. Maybe you're scared. Maybe you're a gay man. Or maybe you're just hetero. Remember: never say never.

Well, once again I have received a straight answer, while Alicia has drawn the bi card. What's the deal... Licky Licia? Haha, sorry that was a gay joke.

So, I finally drove again, I hadn't since the mustang in Seattle. So we cruised around this neighborhood for awhile and then I actually got to drive on the main road. That one that other people drive on. And I didn't freak out. (Usually, I get anxious when there's someone driving behind me). I even backed into the driveway, which was terrible, because the Tahoe has so many blind spots.

So we were doin those stupid little puzzles in science again. Where theres like 4 rows, each with about 6 squares in the row, and we had to cut out the squares and rearrange them on a blank chart. So the quickest time was like 36 yesterday, and I got a 38. And today this freshman in our class got a 31. Either cuz I'm competetive when it comes to thing I'm good at or I just couldn't bear getting a worse time than a freshman, or I had to somehow prove to my class that I'm not an idiot(long story); but I had to beat her. So I got a 29, which I believe is the standing record. I was like BEAT THAT BYITCHESSS. Except I wasnt. Cuz I'm cool like that.

So I had this little system worked out for making chocolate milk, where I put milk and choc syrup in a water bottle and shook it up. Yea, that idea went bad. I shook it up and drank some, and... it was gross. It turned into like homemade chocolate yogurt. Except it wasn't as delicious as it sounds.

Oh man, so I was listening to the radio and this asshole called into this british DJ on KWOD and was like "yea... Green Day SUCKS." And the kwod guy was like "Maybe in your world, but in mine, it's the best album of the year." And the asshole just kept arguing. And kwod guy was like "Are you trying to convince me that they suck?" And the guy was like "Uhh... Yea!" And then kwod dude just blew up and yelled at him and hung up on him, and then proceeded to play 3 new Green Day songs in a row.

So highlights of the day:
Playing with Triumph with tongs
Driving on a real road
Beating those freshmen bitches.

So at the moment, I'm watching Panic Room. And I am strangely attracted to the dude with the mask on. I think it's the tight pants. Or maybe I'm just weird like that.

Ooh, so tomorrow is our first game. Actually, our first two. I'm kind of nervous. I'n trying to figure out if I should wear my contacts or not and if my muscles will be fine by tomorrow. My wrist has been feeling whacked this afternoon and my quads are dyinggg. I could only add like 11 pounds to the bar for back squats today and then we went out to do box jumps and I did one on the short box and just stumbled off. And then I proceeded to do more crappy jump roping. I think I'm gonna get a jump rope for xmas. Maybe by that time the shirt I ordered a week and a half ago will get here. God, these posts are getting longer and longer, so I'll stop this now.

RR to Hell

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-20T02:09:30-05:00

SO... this weekend we played a round robin at McClellan air force base. But the softball dudes are arguing with the family fitness dudes next door, so there was like no parking, which turned out crappy due to todays weather conditions.

SO... it wasn't a tournament because there were only three teams there, so we played the Plague first and lost 6-1 and then the Crossfire and lost 6-0. We're not THAT bad, but it was our first weekend playing together so there were some kinks. But that one run we got? That was me, bitch. I got a double off Dumb as a Doornail Ronda(there's history there). Today, we played them in the same order, again back to back games. I once again got a double, but this time off of the crossfire. They were prety much identical hits though. And that one would have been a triple, but the left fielder threw her hands up cuz it got "stuck" in the fence, so they made me go back to second. But she could have gotten it, the liar. By then, it was raining so bad the ump called for a 15 minute break, but we ended up begging for him to just call the game. And due to parking and the already abysmally long road out, it took forever to get to the car. So that was my weekend.

Haha... I can hear my parents yelling at Triumph right now for humping the dog beds. But he's SO CUTE. He was laying with me on the bed watching tv today. He shed a ton, but I had to wash the sheets and stuff anyways, since I don't wash them regularly. That reminds me of that ad I love for constipation "For regular people, who sometimes aren't". I saw another ad today that made me think of what Alicia and I will be like when we're old. Or maybe it was Emily and Kacee, because it involved singing. More their style.

Anyways, that's about it. Maybe I'll go into detail about my teammates later. They're hilarious. Found another slow "rock" song I like. Run by Snow Patrol. I rarely like slow songs, but the only good ones I've found are The Reason by Hoobastank(even though it's so overplayed I hate it now) and Echo by Trapt, if you would consider it slow, which I do. That's about it.

P.S. My Green Day shirt finally arrived!

Minimummm

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-23T12:09:47-05:00

Minimum day today! Min day = easy classes. As if spanish wasn't boring enough already.

So I went home with Alicia. We ate and played really retarded games we made up and stuff. And through combining our C+ and B+ mathematical brains, we managed to get through most of our pre-cal hw. Good God, I cannot wait to get out of my group in that class. Wenger said we would monday. That lying flabby scum.

Rally Friday! finally. We're gonna wear leis. Cuz we're idiots like that.

P.E. was EXHILARATING today. The whole class ran through a jump rope. For almost half an hour. Actually, that was perhaps the best class of the day, which is really saying something, because I really don't like that class.

I'm bored, so... have a jim dandy day!

Compulsive Obsessive makes me Obsessive Compulsive.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-24T01:09:17-05:00

Second night this week with no softball practice. But this time, we actually all got there, the coaches just had us hold our own little meeting without them there and then he just had us all go to Round Table. And I finally said something to the whole team. I just hate speaking in front of groups of people who I barely know, because so much of what I say depends on if you can understand what I'm trying to say when I can't put it into words. I convey a lot of feelings without actually managing to say them directly... I guess it's a talent? I don't know, people just can kind of understand me. So it came my turn to say something because I said I had something to say, but I got super nervous and fidgeted like the worst I ever have in my life and they were like Aww, she's a fidgeter! and I wasn't able to get out what I was trying to say and they were all like laughing at my terrible fidgetness and I just went "YES I FIDGET!" I'm so weird... The ironic thing is, the thing I was talking about was me not talking.

I'm gettin American Idiot tomorrow. And I think I'm going to put The Strokes on my list for xmas. I've fallen in love with them in the past 48 hours. Oh goddd math test tomorrow, and I still can't do some damn box problem. I desperately want to change seats in that class.

On the other hand, I love my freshmen table buddies in science. They're my little homiez. Except one or the other asks me every other week if I'm a freshman or sophmore. For some reason they can't remember. And then today we had a huge discussion about how I had a varsity sweatshirt today but they thought I was a freshman and couldn't figure out how the hell that works. Samuel didn't realize softball was a spring sport. The other doesn't even play sports. The two of them... they're retarded, but ya gotta love em. I know I do ;) Samuel even shares my passion in hating Jeff. Today we both said "Jeff, SHUT UP!" at the same time.

Oh well, I've turned to rambling, so I better end it here before it gets any worse.

Take It or Leave It - The Strokes

Jesus of Suburbia

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-26T04:09:20-05:00

Free weekend!

Rally yesterday was kinda crappy. The new rally guys aren't too great. This year our class has the best color though, so most actually dressed up, especially since we have the best shirts this year instead of the real shitty ones we had last year. I ended up getting more dressed up for the football game, which we lost, but not as bad as expected. Cordova is No. 2 in the area, and we're almost last in our league, but we only lost 14-28.

So today, I pretty much just did chores and stuff. At the moment, I'm watching Bowling for Columbine, this Michael Moore documentary about America's gun violence. Apparently, only 2 kids between the years of 1998 and 2002 died from halloween candy, and both were posioned by family members. Man, your family has really got to hate you to stab you in the back that bad.

You know what else I was thinking about? People who use soap, or even loofahs I guess, wash their genitals and armpits and then proceed to wash their entire body with the same bar/loofah, including their face. Do we believe soap is so cleansing that it even cleans itself? Who knows, maybe it does. It's just kind of weird to think about.

The American Idiot cd is great. Got it yesterday after school. Saw a man in beige loafers running across the parking lot, cracked me up. I have never seen beige loafer-like shoes on anyone other than senile, old people, but this guy wasn't that bad; obviously he could still "run" somewhat. That's it for today.

Great, for some reason the plug-ins on my blog aren't working right now. I took out the biggest picture I had in an entry, which wasn't even the pic I wanted, the webpage was screwy. Anyways... that's it.

6 feet under

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-29T01:09:15-05:00

Anyone know how to set the TimeZone on these damn things? Apparently, I'm a moron and the mindsay idiots got rid of the Help page, so I'm screwed.

P.S. Has anyone ever accidentally typed minday.com and gotten that stupid red page? It's happened to me like 5 times. Anyways, that's it, except for my newest American Idiot finding, which is when they say "It's not over till you're underground" I realized underground probably means like dead and buried, while I originally thought of like... you know "the underground".

This girl at softball practice got hit in the jaw with a ball coming off the bat only like a foot away. She didn't lose any teeth, but there was a lot of blood. And the ironic thing is, the shirt she was wearing had words written in like black scratches with like bloody lines. Eerie.

We took Triumph to practice! He's so cute everyone loved him. Except he's also a huge pain in the ass. But hey, isn't everyone?

Current Music: Letterbomb - Green Day

Hello? Send help and a pastrami sub.

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-09-30T11:09:03-05:00

Today sucked.

Before School: mother rushed me, I forgot my gum.
Period 1: boring... boring boring boring.... stupid
Period 2: Had to do class notes on the projector. Typed "body" instead of "bottom". Don't know what I was thinking.
Period 3: Fischer gone AGAIN. We had to run AGAIN. Had to do a mile under 12 min... Underestimated the time we had. Worst F of my life.
Period 4: Had to grind up pieces of raw cow liver. Had to stand right next to plate covered in cow liver and cow liver accessories. Discovered my gag reflex is in perfect working order.
Period 5: boring... mildly interesting... aaaaand back to boring.
Period 6: So boring, I can't even remember it.
Softball Practice: Practice itself was alright.
After Practice: mother rushes me for the second time today, walks faster than me(but on the way in she was just crawling... now she's speeding away? what's the deal here?), rudely cuts me off, refuses to even consider drive-thru. Now I'm sitting here not eating because, quite frankly, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT. I shwear, I've had hot pockets 5 times in the past 5 days, and I can't take it anymore. I don't know what to do. Perhaps a call to child services?

Pineapple Pants

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-10-01T09:10:24-05:00

Once again, I am forced to fend for myself on the food front, which means MORE hot pockets. I just don't understand why nothing ever gets done in this house. My mother sits on her ass pretty much every day for most of the day. Hell, she saved grades from the first semester of 7th grade, WHY doesn't save the grades from my freshman year?! Is that so hard?

Oh well, 19 more days until the next rally. Which is.... 2 and a half weeks. Oh the anticipation...

Progress report day today. I'm guessing I have about a low A or high B in math, A in comp apps, B in pe?, A in science, A in science, and A in english. P.E. and math are the only trouble spots. Speaking of which, we had a fire drill in p.e. today. Or at least that's what we thought it was. We're not entirely sure, because we didn't have any drills at all last year, and we weren't really inside the school or a classroom, so we didn't really know what the hell was going on or if something really was on fire. We had some ideas, but it involved Wenger running in the nude, which is unlikely, as she seems to be so in love with those pineapple pants she was wearing today. At least we got out of doing the stupid backwards high knee walk-stretch-thing. That's the worst.

That's all I've got today.

Alrighty Roo...

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-10-02T10:10:35-05:00

As saturdays go... I would say this was mildly uneventful. Not one of those wake-up-but-stay-in-bed-and-watch-tv-until-2-because-I-just-HAVE-to-see-the-end-of-some-crappy-show-even-though-I'm-starving-to-death kind of saturday, but not the whole get-up-at-5:30-to-drive-to-some-insane-tournament-where-you're-supposed-to-wear-the-same-uniform-both-days-but-I-didn't-listen-and-drove-some-hourplus-just-to-show-up-in-the-wrong-uniform kind of day either. After I ate lunch, I took a "nap" or over 3 hours.

Speaking of uniforms though, I miss our school ones. This year I finally get that which is rightfully mine-- that's right, number 13. It's so great, because I know there's like at least 3 other juniors moving up this year who want it and I get to just wave it in their faces. They won't even see it coming. Plus, I think I will actually have small pants the whole year this time instead of wearing super baggy pants that make me look like a groovy golfer from like 50 years ago. They wore cool golfing duds back then. With those hats with the puff ball on top and the checkered socks and the two tone shoes. Now, golfers are just uptight like those boring tennis people.

So, in a lame attempt to get back to my musical roots, I'm listening to Chili Peppers... although the only thing I realized is that I like most of their songs only for the bass. I would put a Flea pic in here sometime, but the gay format thing is already messed up from something I've managed to do without knowing it. I don't even know if my time zone setting is still wrong. Anyways, after this song I'm giving up and going back to Green Day. I heard one of their old songs on the radio this morning and it took a while for it to sink in that it was the same band. They sold out. So bad. But the music is terribly addictive. That, or it's just my low level of self-restraint, which has been hindered by the recent lack of junk food in the house. Unless you're counting hot pockets, which I have been having a forced love affair with for the past two weeks.

Speaking of which, my dad might be going to Trinidad for work. My mom was like "I want to go!" but my dad said "You know nothing about Trinidad, it's just fields of natural gas!". I wonder what it smells like.

Anyhoo... I went to the bv website to see if it mentioned an easy way to get transcripts, and I ended up wandering around the teacher's profiles just to see what crazy pic they have of Wenger. I ended up stumbling across Healy, who apparently likes to
skydive. can you picture this like 52 year old weird lady skydiving? That's maaad crazy. It also said Hagwood has a wife and likes motorcycles, both of which I find hard to believe. He looks a lot like the owl in bambi. Acts like it too.

Anyways... I have to end this, I'm boring myself.

Nobody Likes You, Everyone Left You

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-10-06T02:10:02-05:00

Ok, something's faggotedly wrong with this damn mindsay. I'm thinking about giving up on it and focusing primarily on myspace, except that one keeps buggin out too, but at least they're not idiots with a gay version that doesn't work and doesn't have a help thing.

Went to Quizno's after practice. That turned out not so good. Apparently the Quizno's on sunrise is like a super Quizno's with awesome pastrami. This one... the pastrami did not taste as good and flavorful, AND the sandwhich-maker girl I think was new and she was not good. I said Just mustard and onions. and then she puts like tomato slices on it. And then goes Oh, you said onions, huh? And proceeds to take off the tomato slices. So I'm feeling relieved, BUT then it comes out of the cooker thingy and THERE'S EFFIN CHEESE ON IT. CHEEEEESE. I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU MORON. I SAID GODDAMN MUSTARD AND ONIONS! But I didn't want to make her do it again because she was so slow in the first place and I didn't want my dad to blow a fuse or her to lose her job or to even really bother with anything, so I ate it, but it was not good. Plus, I had gotten a large so I could have some for lunch tomorrow, but that's not looking good.

Okay shit, I have to go NOW because apparently this stupid project is due tomorrow in English and Spencer didn't help at all and I haven't even finished the rough draft.

Oi Oi Oi!

BassPlyr1305 — 2004-10-19T09:10:48-05:00

I know I haven't updated in over a week, but I've been dealing with softball practices and extensive math homework and a science project (which I haven't even started, so it's not really an excuse) and baking cookies/brownies and still managing to keep up with new episodes of all the best shows AND watching those 4 hour long Red Sox/Yankees games that were totally worth watching. Go sox!

So it's Homecoming/Spirit Week. Here's the days:
Monday: Mismatch day
Tuesday: Decades day
Wednesday: Class Colors/Rally Day
Thursday: Celebrity day (?!)
Friday: California day

Mismatch day was alright, but decades day (today) was tiiiiight. Cameron was looking totally groovy in his retro 70's threads. All the girls looked hilarious too, but for some reason, all the freshman hoes still look like hoes... I wonder why. So as you can see, tomorrow is class colors/rally day which is the one I've been waiting for. I'm going to kick some class colors ass. As far as classes go, everythings A-OK except I got a C on my last math test. I don't know what the deal is this year, but I think it's just Wenger is a shitty teacher, everyone is doing pretty crappy except for the nerds and former Wengerites. But I even saw a copious amount of red ink on Buck's paper today. I don't really know what copious means, so I hope I used it right. Anyway, I got moved to the projector/main demonstration computer thing in copmuter apps. YESSSSS. I was exceptionaly pleased about it because this one freshman girl wanted it and she's an idiot hoe who's friends with BC and said she could type like the first day of class, but I kicked her ass and I didn't even know I really could type all that well. PE is boring, and science is always more labs and notes and molecular stuff. We have a project due the 29th of October which is under 2 weeks and Emily and I both know we will never get together to work on it, so I'm trying to just get her to pay me to do the whole thing myself. Figured I would end up doing it all anyways, might as well get a little something out of it from her. Teamwork people, this is what it's all about. Spanish and English are just dandy, I always end up doing one's homework in the other.

Tournament this weekend went okay. We went 1-2 Saturday, which was super windy, but got rained out halfway through Sunday's game (AGAIN), but at least this time we were ahead when it was called. I hit in one of the 2 runs in that game, too. Saturday, we had bases loaded and I hit a damn pop up and I'm like aw crap! but they dropped it and I ended up with 2 RBI's and since no one had touched it, a Hit as well (instead of a Run on Error).

I think that about covers the entire week, so Adios.

absolute crap.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-02-23T05:02:13-05:00

Guess what? Actually "guess what" is not a question... Anyway: I have a headache! When was the last time I had one of those? I will tell you: About half a year ago. Maybe more. I never really feel bad or get sick. The worst I ever get is a stomachache in... well I was going to say spanish, but then decided it better fit science, and then I realized what the hell, I have a stomachache in every class. I'm just always hungry. I think I will develop the fat-people type of diabetes. And then I will get a cancer and give up and die. Who cares in the end? There are few reasons I would ever want to go through months, maybe years, of chemo and other painful side effects just to prolong death. Actually, only one reason: if I had kids Whoa, so the entry just saved itself and some bar popped up with "suggested topics", which I believe is possibly the worst addition to a blogging site. Isn't the whole reason to talk about what you want to? Suggested topics for blog entries? Anyway, on the list, among "sick" and "cancer" is metalfans. "Metalfans". Like metal, swing on the ceiling to make you feel cooler apparati/apparatuses? Or like people who mosh to korn and that kind of absolute crap. Korn isn't metal. They are "gaylic" haa.... gaelic... gaylic. Can't believe I'm Irish and I'm saying this. Actually korn is like wannabe funk-metal-rappish..... They suck. In my OPINION. Who thinks up moronic stuff like suggested topics for a blog? WHO? WHO? They let you customize to your heart's desire and then slap a standardized list on you to discuss regulated topics like everyone else. This is why I hate people and society. They're just.... unbearable. I was thinking about actually getting up early tomorrow to watch Bambi. I know... getting up early on break... but I have practice at noon anyway, I figured if I got up at 8, I could eat my waffle/sausage breakfast and then get in a pizza pocket or those little pizza... mini pockets. They're all pockets to me. And I've had pizza at least 4 days the past week. We had our first few scrimmages for the school softball team this past weekend in Granite Bay. That got me a good hour of driving time back and forth. At least I got something good out of it, because my defense sucked. Just terrible. I deserved to be on JV. I had 2 errors and one I threw away for no reason. Games were 55 minutes drop dread, so we only got in 3 or 4 innings at most. I got four at bats: strike out, walk, successful sacrifice bunt (successful in that I moved the runner AND reached first), and a hit. But surprisingly, my best quality this weekend was: baserunning. Which just goes to show how bad I was... I'm not a great baserunner, but I got some really REALLY early leads since we had parent volunteer umpires who stood behind the pitcher, and I even broke up a double play, skinning my entire leg in the process. Still... defense just killed me, it's pretty much one of the main reasons I'm even on varsity in the first place and I just really fucked it up. They moved me from left field to right and I still biffed twice. Three times if you count a foul ball I really couldn't reach, so I didn't call for it and the 2nd baseman missed. Outfielders are apparently held accountable even though she was charging like a rabid rhinocerous. I can't believe I just wrote the hugest paragraph of the entry on softball. I'm sorry.

no subject

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-02-23T05:02:37-05:00

Reading my old entries... I sound like such an idiot. Maybe I'll just delete them all.

Rockin the Suburbs

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-03-09T12:03:48-05:00

I would like to take the time right now to say a few words concerning the worst two years of my life: If I ever hurt or offended you or did you wrong in any way, I sincerely apologize. Middle school was fucked up and the hormonies were definitely not helping. Now, for the highlight of my day: The asshole neighbor cut some branches off his tree and dumped them on our side of the fence behind our trash cans, which I rolled out tonight for trash day. So I chucked em right back over the damn bastard's fence. Asshole. I hate him. But I hate everything. It's true. Scott Campbell(sp?) even observed this fact. And put me together with Jon, wow.... if we could just eliminate everyone that pissed us off, I'm pretty sure there'd only be about 30 kids left in the school. I have something to confess... sometime I shop at Old Navy. BUT only for possible shorts and boxers and pj pants. That's IT. So I went today, but I wanted to go there and then to Alicia's soccer game, but my mom said we couldn't do both even though I was so sure old navy wouldn't have what I wanted(and they didn't). So she was so interested in you know browsing for what I was looking for, although she doesn't really understand my style I don't think. See, I found shorts online that I LOVED. Now, when I want to buy clothing, I know if I want it. I'm very particular. And I offered to pay for half of these bright blue plaid shorts and she goes, "I'll consider it.". All I said was If you don't get them now, you can just pay full price when I ask for them for my birthday. To which she replied I could just pay for them myself then. And I was like you're not even helping for a car or insurance or even maybe gas, so DO IT. So bottom line was, we were out waaaay in time for the soccer game, but my mother was still set against it and my dad was planning hamburgers for dinner, which takes awhile. Wow, if only she had ordered the shorts like I asked the first time(which she has decided to do now) and he had cooked the hamburgers last night like I suggested, I could've gone to the game. I won't be able to go to many of the games because of softball.... so I was depressed. So much so that even marshmallows and elton john didn't help. I saw Fat Actress last night. Wow... hilarious. I also watched Supersize Me, which totally made me decide to actually try to eat good at lunch, but I'm just easily brainwashed. It's part of my Personality, the personality test told me so. So how about those ads where the guy is working with chimps and there's whoopee cushions involved? The one where the chimp just keeps sitting on it is hilarious, but the other isn't that good. But how can they air those after that one guy was severely deformed by savage chimps? It feels wrong. That is the end. I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues - Elton John

Sea Saints

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-03-11T11:03:08-05:00

Question: In regards to The Killers' Mr. Brightside, all of the lyrics online say: "Jealousy, turning saints into the sea" But I always thought it said "Jealousy, turning sinks into the sea" Doesn't it make more sense? Turning saints into the sea? Turning, sinks into the sea? Saints into the sea? On a different note, today was good and bad. Good: Went to band concert instead of math. Went to doctor. Shoulder is back in place. (dislocated it wednesday)(again) Aced two tests. Parallel parked and changed lanes in heavy traffic. Bad: Went to band concert instead of math. Pen exploded all over my hands 5th period. Teacher changed seats in drivers ed. I swear the sum of the IQ's of those around me don't even come close to triple digits. Much less the high doubles. That is all. Glass Dance - The Faint

A moment

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-03-18T03:03:19-05:00

So it's 12:23 in the morning and I'm not feeling good about anything. I have a math test tomorrow, I'm worried about my decision to take ap chem, don't feel so good and I just plain don't feel like going to school. I am going to see Ring Two with Jon though, so that should be good. But I have to bake a pumpkin pie friday night to go work double fundraising shifts for softball saturday for 2 different teams. 1-3 at bv and then a 3-6... somewhere. And doing all this horrific research for english has me thinking I will never find the perfect job for me. I don't know if there isn't one or that I've just already come across it and I'm just the type of person to never pick a job. I'm thinking I'm afraid of commitment. To a job for god's sake. I don't know why I even say that, I'm not religious and I don't plan to be. Ughhh the "suggested tags" line just popped up and one of the options is "god is so good". That sickens me. If I found the absolute love of my life but he was so religious he wouldn't marry me unless I converted, then I would leave. I definitely wouldn't bend my will on something so personal just to be accepted by someone else as marriage-worthy. Religious nuts are definitely the scariest people alive. Especially the ones that find gay interactions to be worse than murder. I was watching a show on a redneck like that on tv who said he liked killing small animals with his car because he felt he was liberating them. He was a boy scout too. He claimed he drank and then had sexual relations with a guy so he went and killed the guy and then bragged about it to all his friends. And he didn't think he deserved to be in jail, that he did what was right. That logic is just so twisted... it's sick. I have to get some sleep now, lest I dare try to make it up during drivers ed again. Never Know - Jack Johnson

Damn those Insufferable spaniards!

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-03-20T02:03:33-05:00

So I was in the kitchen when Sex and the City came on and my mom changed the channel. Obviously me whistling along to the them song didn't clue her in that I watch the damn show? So I just went back to my room to watch it, which was what I was planning to do anyways. Everytime I think about it, I am inclined to say I want a tattoo. But then I think about it and try to imagine the hundred+ pinpricks in my skin and the permanence of it all... and decide against it. Ok really, what the hell is with these "suggested tags"? Today's say "damn those insufferable spaniards" and "damn yo". Pointless. I think I shall include the suggested tags in every blog from here on out. Not like anyone reads these anyway. I cannot believe this, but I am watching the incredibly unrealistic movie "Thirteen". I'm only 16 minutes in, and think it's completely bogus. Bogus is a great word. Did it go out of style? Because I like it. Know what the difference between terrific and terrible is? 3 letters. I thought of that when I was driving the other day. Man, the things that run through my brain. Spring break was off to a grrreat start today. 5 hours of softball fundraising today. 2 of them were actually kind of good, we sucked helium out of balloons and ate about half of what we were supposed to sell. But the other 3 were hell on earth. Heyyyy I just watched someone on tv slice their wrists open without passing out. That beats last time. I was watching... shoot... some indie movie with james van der beek and this girl slit her wrists and I had been eating a brownie and next thing I know, I woke up numb on the floor with the plate on one side of the room and the fork on the other and I couldn't move. That was straight up trippin YO. Hollaaaaa Never Know - Jack Johnson Jack Johnson is the best lyricist of our time. Hear it, feel it, live it. I feel trippy.

Cheesy Sandwichers.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-03-25T03:03:34-05:00

Once again I was attacked by the unwitting sandwich makers. Hot pastrami with cheese melted all over it. I only ate half and accidentally left the rest at emily's house. I'm sure either the dogs or her brother ate it anyway. We also hit up jamba juice and best buy. I love best buy. Today I went to La Bou, where I just decided to have a tuna sandwhich with NOTHING ON IT. And I made sure to say that a couple times, just to be safe. Then we (me & softball kids other than emily) went to jamba juice (again). I'd say it was the best thing I've gotten out of bed to do all week. Last night and the night before, I've gone out to the kitchen at like... 2:00 ish to make root beer floats. But we have no vanilla ice cream, so I use "french silk" (my dad's favorite), which is pretty much vanilla and chocolate with chocolate chunks in it. It's better than the mint choc chip in there. But last night, I was thinking about going for a second round, but there were no cold root beers in the fridge so I got one out of the box and put it in the freezer with the ice cream to chill a little bit. And then I decided I was kind of full and I yelled at myself in my head to remember to get the soda out. But didn't. Tonight I spent the better half of 20 minutes cleaning icy root beer out of the freezer. Last night I had the driving lesson from hell. Scary fat black lady who YELLED when I forgot to look over my shoulder, which I supposedly must do 57 times throughout the duration of my license test to pass. Stupider people than I have passed that test. But no really, she yelled at the top of her lungs and then sat there laughing saying "I didn't mean to scare you" and I'm like well you didn't scare me, it's just when fat smelly people up and scream bloody murder while you're trying to drive you tend to jump a little. But she had me get on the highway which was cool. But then she got lost (?). And then god mad at me for her mistakes like not telling me if I was turning right or not, so I went in the middle and then she was like "turn right. you need to be closer to the curb when you turn right." Flipping idiot. She made me do straight line backing at least 8 times. Even though we were ON A CURVE. But then I finished with two near perfect parallel parks. I'm pretty good at that for some reason. If the drivers license test is as hard as she made it out to be, I'm going to hate it. But it won't be. Everyone doesn't think I scan the intersection just because I don't turn my head. Hello, there's these things in your head called eyeballs. And by golly, THEY MOVE. I also popped onto the freeway today. I love the highway. I'm going to be a great roadtripper. No stop signs, no traffic lights, no intersections, just you and the wild yonder. 60+ mph. That is what I'm talking about. Super Mario Brothers Theme Techno Remix P.S. Today's suggested tags were lacking in extremiosity: "jamba juice, choc ice cream, last night, night out"

Black Dog

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-04-11T03:04:38-05:00

You know what's worse than road rage? Grocery store rage. Not only are people allowed to legally cut you off and come shooting out of aisles without looking, but they are also free to stop in the middle of the lane without warning and stay there for half an hour if they so desire. And then there's trying to follow my dad who weaves between carts and stops to get something, decides against it, then stops and goes back to look again and then reconfirms that he won't get it. This is why I hate going to the grocery store. As much as I love food and then neat aisles of it, I hate the people within. Hate. Today Alicia and I finally got together in person to work on the damn science project we've known about for 5 months. We made it and tried to carry out the experimenting, but my parents caught on to the idea and seeing as our project involves jello, we got a little sidetracked playing with it and eventually just ruined whatever we had for the sole purpose of our enjoyment. We are really bad at making food together. i.e. that spanish project a while back. Who knew baked bananas looked like squid? Mmm finally a good suggested tag: "i hate it when white people say hurr or theur". My birthday is on it's way. So far my list consists of: Red Sox Sweatshirt Ringors Get Fuzzy Calendar DVD Player KangaROOS Headphones for the iPod Dentist That last one's a real kicker. But very true. It's kind of an expensive list though and I hate to have my parents spend more than I would want too. The sweatshirt is custom, DVD player is a little lofty as far as hopes go and the ringors and roos are both shoes, both of which I suppose I don't really need, but everyone wants something they don't need. Except for homeless people. I finally broke out the bass... haven't done it in awhile due to softball and my increasing postponement of homework to the point of absolute exhaustion every night and day. I played Black Dog by Led Zeppelin for an hour. I'm listening to it as I write this, 3 hours later. The other day, I scored Alicia and myself two rulers during math class and I guess the bucket the rulers were in (which didn't even close) was not as far in the cubby thing as it could be and 5 minutes after I had sat down, the whole thing fell. Rulers everywhere. Wenger was surprisingly a little pissy about it. She can just shut up and go eat her damn jello breakfast, and that's all I have to say about that.

Hmelly Eggs.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-07T03:07:55-05:00

Nail encouraged me to get back into this. I was at the grocery store the other day and got right back into the road rage mindset and then I saw it... the biggest baddie of the supermarket world: the topless fat man. Honest to god, what happened to "No shirt, no shoes, no service"? Do they think I prefer to have a sweaty, 40-year old man's chest hair on my fresh blueberries? Oooohh, the best suggested tag yet!!!! : "back hair designs". What the fuck? Also: Grocery store conspiracy. I did not know there was such a thing... I need to get into these inner rings. I'm italian, the family must have some mafia ties somewhere. I got my license June 14th... so a little over a half-month ago. I also got a summer job round the same time. I am now a scorekeeper for adult rec softball. It's pretty groovy. Speaking of groovy, I'm checkin out this "70's House" show on mtv. I wish they spent more time on the lingo... I'm totally into that. I want to bring it back. I mean, why not? All the movies and shit now are remakes of the good oldies. Speaking of movies, I saw the boogeyman. That shit is whack. That sucked ass. What a jive turkey. I just learned that from the show. Jive turkey. That's 70's for Punk-ass Bitch. Man, I am down with the decades. Later Days. Now listening to: Such Great Heights - The Postal Service

MindSayBot Update

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-09T04:07:52-05:00

I don't know where the quick update thing is, so I'm trying the mindsaybot.Emily and Kacee were just over. At 12:30. We ate taquitos, drank soda and emily shot kacee. In the boob. With a squirt gun. Wet tee shirt contest? We also burped. In a circle. Emily likened it to That 70's Show, except we were burping, not high.I don't especially like the word burping. Belching sounds more appropriate, but we weren't really belching.Later Days.Now Listening to: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles
Why is it so hard for returns to register with Mindsay? Is it just my computer? It really pisses me off.
Why is it so hard for returns to register with Mindsay? Is it just my computer? It really pisses me off.
Ok mindsaybot, you really fuckin piss me the motherfucking hell off.

Mindsay, I think I hate you.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-09T04:07:53-05:00

Because Mindsaybot is a shithead and I cannot for the life of me find the Help or QUICK UPDATE shits, you missed my most recent entries through mindsaybot. But lucky for you, I saved them.

BassPlyr1305: Why is it so hard for returns to register with Mindsay? Is it just my computer? It really pisses me off.
BassPlyr1305: Ok mindsaybot, you really fuckin piss me the motherfucking hell off.

one size fit all

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-09T04:07:17-05:00

I know these are random bull, but this is actually true. But I wasn't originally supposed to be born on my birthday. Although, it was scheduled... C-sections...

Your Birthdate: April 30
Your birthday on the 30th day of the month shows individual self-expression is necessary for your happiness. You tend to have a good way of expressing yourself with words, certainly in a manner that is clear and understandable. You have a good chance of success in fields requiring skill with words. You can be very dramatic in your presentation and you may be a good actor or a natural mimic. You have a vivid imagination that can assist you in becoming a good writer or story-teller. Strong in your opinions, you always tend to think you are on the right side of an issue. There may be a tendency to scatter your energies and have a lot of loose ends in your work. You may have significant artistic talent and be very creative.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

yep.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-09T05:07:59-05:00

Shit, now I'm addicted. Actually, just bored. I think this is why I stopped blogging in the first place.

Your IQ Is 130
Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
My original score was 105.

You are happy, driven, and status conscious. You want everyone to know how successful you are. Very logical, you see life as a game of strategy. A bit of a loner, you prefer to depend on yourself. You always keep your cool and your composure. You are a born leader and business person.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

Supposedly revealing, 4 of the 9 perfectly, yet obtusely described myself.

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Ironic. The whitest person alive getting "Melanoma Tan". I probably will someday have a motherfuckin melanoma tan. I don't see myself as growing old. I will get cancer of some sort and I don't want to do chemo. I don't think I want kids, so the only person close that I would be living for is a future husband. I just see myself dying in a freak accident or a crash or something. Is that weird?

You Were Actually Born Under:
Popular and crafty, you are a master at the art of seduction. You are intelligent and intuitive - and make a savvy businessperson. You live life to the fullest, even if it means maxing out your credit cards. Many people are secretly (and hopelessly) in love with you. You are most compatible with a Rooster or Ox.
You Should Have Been Born Under:
Resourceful and practical, you are a quick thinker. You are very observant - and it's hard to get anything past you! A total perfectionist, you are especially picky about looking your best. You're a big dreamer - such a big dreamer that reality can disappoint you. You are most compatible with an Ox or Snake.
What Year Were You Born Under?

At least I'm compatible with myself.

The End.

My boring life.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-11T12:07:00-05:00

Fahrenheit 9/11 made its television debut today. I watched it. ...So that was alright.
Other than that.... I did absolutely nothing. I couldn't even solve the Sunday Puzzler. Although I can't say I didn't try.
We had two games yesterday. I played left field in the first one against this team with dark blue uniforms and blinding pink socks. At one point, this girl hit it to left and I knew it was foul, but it looked waaaay over my head, so I turned and ran straight back, and turned to find it had dropped foul about 20 feet in the other direction. So I pretty much looked like a real retard. Everyone laughed at me.
Today, my mom and I went to the drug store and we had to sit and wait for awhile for her prescriptions to be filled and there was this really creepy old guy sitting in the message chair. It sounded like it was farting. It was strange. And then he asked us what the difference was between type 1 and type 2 diabetes. Quite odd.
That's all I did today.

F alse E vidence A ppearing R eal

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-12T02:07:08-05:00

I went to the grocery store today. Yes... today. It is 11:30 now--I was up before noon!
It was the best grocery experience I have ever had. No people... strolling through the empty aisles... not running into stupid idiots wheeling their carts around while trying to figure out what the hell they're doing... no shirtless old guys (that is now a criteria for any grocery trip)... No waiting... It was perfect. Except the sushi was from yesterday, so we had to wait while she made some new california rolls. But we got the first scoop of meatloaf of the day. I considered it an accomplishment. I even got part of my shoeprint in some new tar in the parking lot. Seriously, they repave every damn neighborhood in gold river except ours. Apparently, prospect villlage just isn't important enough.
Then we went to the bank, where I sat in the car and listened to Kings of Leon on my iPod.
We then traveled to Orangevale p.o. to get my passport application stuff done. There was a line, so we walked over to Long's to take the passport picture. The photo guy was creepy. My dad was absentmindedly rude to him. I tried on some of those old people sunglasses. They're kind of sharp. So then we went back to the p.o. to finish up. There was this asian lady there and she must have been searching for her ass, because it looked as though she lost it somewhere along the line. She was wearing spandex-y capris and I swear there was nothing there. She was funny though.
Gary Busey (to which the title of this entry is accredited) is hilarious. I was thinking there should be a show just about him, but then I remembered there was, and it failed miserably. But that's becuase he hadn't told his story about how he crashed a motocycle without a helmet, died after brain surgery and came back and now has supernatural knowledge. That's right.... Gary Busrey's been to hell and back, who else can say that?
I washed my hair with a new shampoo/conditioner combo and it feels really light. I even showered before midnight! Firs ttime all summer! Just thought I'd let you know.... whoever's reading this...
And now, I plan to take a nap before lunch... work off that morning crap.

Now Listening to: Four Kicks - Kings of Leon
P.S. The Suggested Tags were really lacking today. Other than the reoccurring "grocery store conspiracy".

My day-to-day life is boring.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-13T01:07:39-05:00

I already posted about yesterday morning. But after practice, I went to Emily's, where we ate tacos and showered and then we went to sleep over at Kaitlin's to protect against a TP retaliation that never happened. We watched Glass House and went to bed at maybe 2:45? I didn't sleep a lot though, because my dad said I had to get the car home by 10 and I was afraid we would oversleep. I was really paranoid about it, I don't know why.
I haven't been sleeping good at all during the night. Naps are great though. But I somehow lost my pillow groove and in trying to find it, my neck has been really hurting the past week. I'm pissed. How do I sleep perfectly for a whole school year and then I hit summer, and I can't even find my pillow groove? I can't even remember what it was like! I'm sad.
So when I finally got to sleeping, Emily was ready to go to work and I didn't really want to stay and due to the way we parked(to hide in case the TPers showed) I had to get out first. And I had her shoes.
I had this dream that Emily and I were going home, but Kaitlins street was full of scary animals and we were skating around on top of a trash can and I was freaking out because there were lizards disguised as leaves and a snake and the neighbors had a racoon-dog thing that always tried to get me.
My dreams are always slightly un-normal. But real-enough. A lot of the time I can't tell if it was a dream or not.
You know what bothers me? When asshole bigshots from school get brand new cars from their parents. Or restored old ones like mustangs. Same thing. But it just pisses me off. Even though I'm perfectly fine driving my dad's car. Maybe I'll go to Davis for college and just bike everywhere. Except then I would need a new bike. I've been meaning to sell our old bikes, but I'm too lazy. My dad said I'd have to wash them and crap and I don't want to.
I really have to pee and I want to go play Sims.
Now Listening to: Don't Go Breaking My Heart - Elton John & Kikki Dee

Imploding Sodas of the Cranial Cavity.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-14T05:07:13-05:00

I couldn't remember when the last time it was that I posted on here. Turns out it was this morning. And I didn't even take any naps today... I don't know what threw off my brain. Actually, I do.
Periodically, I have these phases of Sims obsession, where I will play the game for days on end and lose all track of time (since i usually just look at the clock on the computer) and night turns into day and day into night and all of a sudden I've spent like 6 hours controlling little, technological clones of people I know. That sounds a lot creepier on paper. Oh well... I enjoy it.
Actually, I'm starting to hate it becuase of this stupid Madame in a glass ball thingy. You know those ladies with the glass ball you look into and see stuff? Yea, well there's one on Sims and she's driving me nuts. And I JUST found out reading a sims guide thing online that you can use an object to summon aliens. I want to look into that.
Work was boring as usual. This one guy has been trying to get me to smoke weed for 2 or 3 weeks now. I told him I'd buy a bowl in 2 weeks, since I'm going on "vacation" next week. Utah. Does that really count as vacationage? Two weeks after that, its off to IDAHO. Could they have put the nationals and world series in a more inane, middle of nowhere place? Wait.... yes! There's even one in SOUTH DAKOTAAA.
Anyway, he wanted me to smoke at work and I was like, I have to drive home...? And he was like Driving high is even better! I'm just not sure smoking is the way to go as far as hemp intake goes. It's been imprinted in my brain that if I smoke, I will puke the first time. And I don't like the feeling of puking. Not that I've really had my fair share of that anyway, I have a pretty good immune system. I read once this doctor had a theory that eating your boogers helped your immunity system because you're ingesting all those dead viruses or whatever that get stuck in your mucus. Something like that... I suppose this would imply I pick my nose and eat it? I don't mind owning up if it means I don't puke as much as you.
So back to the pot... I was planning to have gone to the grocery store by the next time I work and I want to buy brownies. And if you have any hint of a neuron in your cranial cavity, I think you can see where I'm going with this.
My mom has owned up to taking the hookah. But she claims it was for medical purposes, which is entirely believable, as, if you don't know her, she is very medicated. I don't mean she's crazy or anything, she's just eternally afflicted with... stuff. I don't like to talk about it. I don't like getting other people's sympathy for someone else's disease. But feel free to comfort me the next time my soda implodes inside my backpack.
You know how some people are so gung ho about being their own person and unlike anyone else and all that bullshit? Well.... it's bullshit. After working with a high guy for 4 hours, I start to talk like him and it scares me. And that's just a couple hours a week. He's not even there all four hours, as he ducks out to play with kids or sell sacks. He forced me to sniff some weed today. It reminded me of field trips into the mountains in 5th grade. We made these sacks with shit we collected from like pine trees and put it near our heads when we slept and it was supposed to make you sleep better. OH MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S WEEEEED.
I did not fully address what I intended to in that last paragraph, I'm really... digressive tonight. I just drank a lot of sugary lemonade though, so that might be it.

Now Listening to: Layla - Eric Clapton

Brown Sugar, you know you taste so good.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-15T05:07:04-05:00

Today I woke up at 12. Went back to sleep, woke up at 1, decided I should eat. Then I woke up at 2 and went Shit! I have to eat lunch and get everything packed by 5! So... that's what I did.
But I wasn't done packing until 5:20 and then I went to practice, which was boring. Thursdays are just hitting days, so we split into two groups of 5 because 3 people weren't there and we hit off one machine and bunted off the other. And then on the way home, emily and I followed Kacee to speed over some double speed bumps.
I went home and ate some TERRIBLE meatloaf. Definitely not enough sauce. And whatever was there was runny and shitty. So I ate some of that and topped it off with triple chocolate fudge chunk or something... I don't know the exact name.
Then I played Sims for like 5 hours. I got another person abducted, but now she's great at everything except being outgoing and active... I'm working on that now. And apparently the abductions last 6 hours. It's ridiculous. And I planned some mini-golfing adventure for tonight and invited some people. And now I'm downloading Sticky Fingers (The Rolling Stones).
My life is so uneventful. But some people stared at me when I was driving today. Damned if I know why. Probably the hot shades. Hot damn, my shades are the shit. I almost lost them because that weed guy at work wandered off with them. I was so distressed. I could never find a pair like those again.... but all is well now.
And now, I go to play Sims again.

Now Listening to: Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
P.S. Did you know there's brown sugar in meatloaf sauce? Coincidence? No.

crappy entry.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-15T02:07:05-05:00

I just got up. My dream had two parts. The first was extremely odd and it was at this place where the bv baseball team played and the bleachers were like the drop zone. They'd fly up and come bouncing down. And in the second part, I was eating at like a family reunion, except it wasn't my family. My clost family was there, but it was at our vet/friend's house and she lived on this dirt road. On one side was mansions and on the other side was a cemetery. And out in front of that it was like a sandy drive and a wide stretch of grass. It was nice. And in the dream, I fell in love with a cousin named dale(nothing like the guy from school) and he was kind of like that guy in A Walk to Remember. And we got married.
And then I woke up to another classic song rock block. But it was like John Mellencamp or some crap. But then came the Immigrant Song (Led Zeppelin).
That was all that really happened between 3am and now. Except at one point in the morning, the neighbor was doing something that was like... a chainsaw or weedwhacker, and he'd turned it one for two seconds, stop using it but leave it running for two seconds and then do it again. And he did it A LOT. And that's the neighbor on my room's side of the house, so... I hate the neighbor.

Now Listening to: The Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin

UTAH = HATU

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-24T04:07:37-05:00

Did you know UTAH in the mirror reads HATU? Pretty evil for being the official state of the Mormons.
Saturday Got up at 5:40 to go to the airport. Only went to bed at like 4. Waited for two hours, boarded the plane and flew to Las Vegas, drove for an hour to our hotel - The Oasis. It was hot like nothing I have ever experienced. Went to opening ceremonies, which I was completely against in the first place. It was boring and I got hit with candy.
Sunday Had no games, so I think we just slept a lot. Walked across the street to McDonalds with Kacee(a LONG walk, our hotel was really big and spread out). While crossing the parking lot of the Shell Station, we realized there was a whole bunch of these evil flying locust-things on the ground and we starting flailing and running like retards. Those things are scary.
Monday Played one game at 8 pm against the Xplosion, some team we had already beat twice before. Won. By the way, it's a 45 mnute drive from our hotel to the fields, but there's also a time-zone diff, so we had to leave 3 hours before game time.
Tuesday Played what was supposed to be a 12o'clock game at 6pm(they changed the game times because of the record temperatures) in something like 120 degrees of dry, BURNING heat. There was a breeze, but it just blew more hotness in your face. Jessica called it the Wind of Death. It was Africa-hot. One girl puked in left field. We lost 9-2. There was only one shitty inning because our pitcher was not giving us any strikes. That team went undefeated I believe.
Wednesday Played a game at 8pm against the Pepper. Kicked buttocks. Game delay of 20 minutes for LIGHTNING. Freaking ridiculous.
Thursday Played game at 8pm against the Storm. Ironic, as the game was delayed for over half an hour, on and off due to thunderstorms. The lights on the fields actually just went out, so we sat in center field until the bullet rain came down. I really wanted to see an idiot with a bat get struck by lightning. Won the game.
Friday Played mortal enemy, The Stompers at 6pm. Lost. 11-1. One girl got a home run off of Kylie. Over the fence. That was the biggest bitch on the team. We all hate her. Kylie later hit her with a pitch. Twice.
We then had to drive to the other fields to play right away at 8 against the Xplosion. They just do not give up. But we beat them before it almost kicked into tiebreaker. 6-4.
Then played right away again at 10 against the Boise Blast. They had just played and they looked good, but we killed. I got a double, but being in the field was a little scary, as the three people with the worst eyesight on the team play the furthest away from the plate. And only one of us wears contacts. I couldn't see well at all, but my fielding was superb. Game didn't end until 1. Our next game was scheduled for 7 in the morning. Even with a shortened, half-hour warm up, we had to leave at 4:30. But we of course didn't get back until 2ish, so most people got only 2 hours of sleep. Kacee and I got none and opted to instead watch the Ring Two and Urban Cowboy.
Today Left hotel at 4:45, did a 10-minute warm up of just throwing. Played the Stompers. For the fourth time. Were ahead 2-1, but Kylie, who wasn't suppose to pitch, was pitching and the bases were loaded and the coaches just sat there and didn't even change pitchers. I do not understand why the hell not, we were actually ahead and the other pitcher was warmed up. Blew the lead 7-2 that inning. Got back one run, but that was useless. Jessica went out for a catch and tried to stop, but failed and fell right over the the home run fence.
Overall: Third place. We got visors and medals. Not to mention goodie bags from trading with the first team we played. I got a t-shirt in that one.

The Highlights: (keep in mind, kacee, emily and I stayed in our own room)
- McDonald's Across the Street - We went five times on four separate days, mostly to visit "Wesley" this guy working there that wanted to party with us and get Kacee's number. Once, we went through the drive through and got to the food window and they asked what we had gotten, so we lied and got free, mondo-ice cream cones. Kacee never did give Wesley her number. But she did give him Kim-ay's.
- Go Karts - There was a go kart place in our hotel. I got the fastest car twice and killed. Kylie ran into me head on, full-speed. We spun each other out so many times... a couple kids got burns from the seatbelts.
- Staying up all night - Thanks to our constant 8pm game times, we only saw the light of morning when Emily and Kacee went to the tanning beds at 5:30 when they opened.
- Nudity - Kacee likes to run around the room naked with a blanket terrorizing our team. One girl's boyfriend--who she was talking to on the phone-- got jealous. I got pictures.
- Hotel works on Golf Carts - We got a ride back from McDonalds on one.
- Staying out past "curfew" - On a McDonald's escapade, we took a blanket from the room and ran under it to the car, whereupon we set out. I asked emily 5 times before we left if she had a room key. She didn't. We made her go to the front desk to get one, but they wouldn't give her one without her mom because she wasn't 21. Then they both went in to convince the front desk room key nazi while I sat in the getaway car. The coach's wife and Kimmi's mom came out of the casino, so I shut off the car and ducked. Eventually got a key and made our way back to the room unnoticed. We is shneaky.
- Emily's Mom - Lisa got her freak on with one of our assistant coaches who is the most retarded-looking unretarded person that has ever walked the earth. She came into our room at 2 in the morning, drunk and gave us a demonstration.
- The team sleepover in our room - All ten of us staying in the hotel paraded through the casino at 2 in the morning right past the parents, who were quite baffled at our appearance. We went to the cafe and got milkshakes... on our coach.

I don't even know if half of that was funny, but it was at the time. And the best part is: we get to do it all over again in a week.

Now Listening to: We Will Become Silhouettes - The Postal Service

Just crap.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-25T04:07:51-05:00

I just like to keep these here.

You Are a New School Democrat

You like partying and politics - and are likely to be young and affluent. You're less religious, traditional, and uptight than most Democrats. Smoking pot, homosexuality, and gambling are all okay in your book. You prefer that the government help people take care of themselves.

What political persuasion are you?

Mock rockk?

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-07-30T02:07:20-05:00

I was going to write a new blog for a long time but I kept forgetting. So I will just put things into episodes. Episode 1: I have been stressing out for days over this, but left a message on my supervisors machine and have forgotten the whole thing(except the problem still isn't solved). I told my boss 4 weeks ago that I would miss the first week of August. You must let her know at least 2 weeks in advance. I doubled that. And I get the work schedule thursday night and my name is listed twice in the first week. So I called justin to see if he could work monday but he can't and he's already working wednesday. I called Dan and asked if he could work either or both days. He said he would check and call back but that never happened. Out of the other two main scorekeepers, one guy's contact is a home phone. I hate coming close to talking to parents on the phone. The other girl I have never spoken to in my life. If I can just get Dan to work monday I think I can leave wednesday up to my supervisor to fill, because this should not be my problem. Episode 2: The other day, I got off highway 80 at the auburn exit and made it all the way to the winding way bridge until I snapped. The car in front of me had been creeping along ever so slowly and when we took the "25 mph" curves, they actually kept to the speed limit... but not to the lines on the road. This made me even more angry. We finally get past the stop light after the bridge and they put on their turn signal. I'm like FINALLY. But then they pass the next driveway, still creeping along at about 10 mph. There's no one coming in the opposing lane, so I floored it and left that idiot in the dust. Episode 3: Now for the bad news. My dad got a new car. Let me explain something: Whatever car my dad gets, I have to drive. He called from the ford dealership and was deciding between a mustang and a focus. He got the focus. Now I have to learn shift and it's not even in a realllll cool car. I miss the tahoe dearly. P.S. I got a haircut. and I'm going to mock rock with my parents tonight. I really wish I had held out just another minute so I could stay home alone instead.

Life in the Fast Lane.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-01T04:08:08-05:00

After 2 and a half days, I have finally mastered the art of stick shift. Kind of. Almost. I'm a worse driver because of it and I'm not even close to trying to take note of the speed limit, but it's getting there. My goal was to drive myself the half hour to practice at Natomas high tomorrow, but since I'm leaving with Emily right afterwards to go to Reno, my dad has to come with. Driving + Dad = no fun. I found an equation once stating how girls were evil and I was trying to remember it. I think it goes something like this: Girls are time and money so: Girls = Time x Money Time is money so: Girls = Money x Money Money is the root of all evil so: Girls = √evil x √evil √evil ² = Evil so: Girls = Evil Today I drove around for like 2 hours, got a jamba and just made that my lunch, since my dad wanted to make hamburgers, but I had to work tonight so he wanted to have a 5 o'clock dinner. Triumph stole and devoured half of my dad's hamburger. He's turning 3 tomorrow. I went to the Harry and the Potters concert yesterday. It was cooler than expected. But I stood in a corner and kept to myself, seeing as most of the audience was either 8, 14, or 40. I didn't have cash, so I couldn't even get a shirt. I always want more shirts, but my mom thinks I'm nuts. Only like 6 of my shirts are cool and another 10 are wearable. The rest are gay. At 4:15, the family struck out to the Mock Rock Festival. I went mainly for the Led Zeppelin cover band, my mom for the Eagles, and my dad for Pink Floyd. And we all looked forward to the Stones. Except I thought the singer did a shitty job. He cared more about physical appearance than singing the songs right. Led Zepagain, the Zeppelin cover band was exceptional. They were beyond awesome, radical, they were draw-dropping amazing. They rocked. The first middle-age lady I saw was wearing a bikini top with short shorts and good lord, her gut was less like a bowl full of jelly and more like a 20 pound sandbag. And right in the middle was what can only be described as the Hoover Dam of bellybuttons. And it looked like the flood gates were ready to burst. As for the rest of today, I skipped out on the pershing reunion party to eat hamburgers, sleep and go to work. I managed to get there with only one stall. And only two on the way home. I got dan to cover my shift wednesday, but I was really just hoping he could do monday instead, since it's... tomorrow. Actually, today now. I figure I can call Dante this morning at like 9:00 or 9:30, although his only listed number is home and I doubt he'd be there. Whatever Kaisa can deal with it because I told her I wouldn't be here 4 flippin weeks ago. Here's a new equation, one I know Mrs. Berry would love: Not my fault = Not my problem. She was the best history teacher I ever had. With the possible exception of Yost. Those are actually the only two I've ever had. But Berry was still hot shit in middle school. I thought she was funny. Until she glared at me all the time after that little 8th grade incident. I've already started my xmas list, wanna hear it? Of course you do. 1. Operation (that cool game)(I had it when I was little, but the buzzer scared the shit out of me) 2. More Puzzles (I like to do them on my floor when I'm reaaaalll bored)(or stressed) 3. Ringor trainings shoes. (just a softball thing) 4. A new pair of shoes. (although I am terribly picky)(I'm thinking about maybe daring to walk the wild side and maybe get a primarily black pair)(I never get those for obvious clashing reasons)(hint: my legs) 5. Shirts 6. CDs. (although I can never quite decide what is most pressing)(Led Zep, Ben Folds Five, Weezer, Hellogoodbye, Kings of Leon, AFI, Screeching Weasel... see what I mean?) That's all I've got so far. I'll probably find more knick knacks. Cool Suggested Tag: evil medical school Now Listening To: Living Loving Maid - Led Zeppelin

Flight Risk.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-08T03:08:35-05:00

I'm back from Idahoooo. Obviously. Our season is over, and I could not be happier. I wanted to fuckin kill Rosa and our room consisted of the original three(me, em, kacee) and Hailey, who is a year younger. Oh, what a difference a year makes. Every time I said something sarcasmic or mocking or anything close, she would think I was pissed off or something, when I was just stating the obvious.
Example: H: Looks like you got bankrupted!(chuck e cheese game) C: I... noticed... H: Geez, don't freak out!
I had to share a room/bed with her. But I only slept in it half the time. Once I slept with kacee & emily before the latter snuck out to sleep in my bed and twice I slept on the sofa couch. For the hell of it.
Boise, Idaho is actually kind of nice. People are more laid back. And it's cooler up there. Especially after 120 degree Utah. There are a LOT of slug bugs in Idaho. And there was a huge mall across the street from the hotel and it had a.... Hollister. We went almost every day. And now, the breakdown:

Monday Took team picture at Natomas High, went to Jamba and then on our way to Reno, where we spent the night. We ordered room service from Mel's Burgers and we think it made the room smell like really bad ass. I wore the same thing from about 6:30 monday through the next day.
Tuesday Flew to Idaho. The plane was festival seating and we were in the last group, so we all got split up. Emily and Hailey both had middle age guys on either side of them, kacee was stuck next to some dumb bitches from another team on the plane, and I sat across the aisle from Jenny, Christina and Rosa but next to a business guy who slept the whole time with his feet on the seat in front of him. I wanted to kill myself. But for the ride to the hotel, I rode with Christina, Jenny and Christina's family, which included her adorable 7-year-old brother Justin. I later got some sweet action picks of him attacking me. Blah blah blah, we went to opening ceremonies, which I most definitely hated. I was crabby for the rest of the day. We found our new Wesley though. At taco bell, where we were acquainted with the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
Wednesday We had a bye, so we went to the mall and slept and stuff.
Thursday We played the Oregon Pirates. It was tied until the 6th(of a 7 inning game). They scored two, we got em back, went into overtime and won. They were one of the best teams in oregon. Went to the home run derby that night, where both our team's contestants hit no home runs. We definitely should not have cheered so loud.
Friday Another game tied until about the 6th, when a girl on the other team hit a 2-run homer. We got one back and managed to get runners on 2 and 3 with two outs and Rosa hits a fuckin line drive right to the pitcher. Fuckin Rosa. That night, we went to Chuck E. Cheese's, where I proceeded to become the Grand Champion of the pinball machine. I even got a huge Chuck E. Cheese ticket worth 150 other tickets. I was playing so long, my roommates left and came back for me later. By the end of our trip, I was deemed ticketmaster(I also mastered two other games).
Saturday Threw the first game. I was 2 feet from a home run. In losing the game, we were out of the tournament at a barely respectable 24th-ish place. Out of 48. We went to the mall and back to Chuck E. Cheese's, in our quest to earn a super prize with our tickets we pitted together. I learned of this game where you put your token in this gun that you cock and pull the trigger. The coin shoots up and lands either in this monster's eyes(50 pts) or hits his teeth(super-bonus) or on these downward-rolling conveyor belts that drop the token into various ticket-winning vesicles. I hit the eyes like 5 times. Little kids started walking up and commenting on how good I was at the game. We became friends with an employee(our inside man) and managed to collect over 3500 tickets, which we used to buy a tye dye shirt for the five of us(Our room + Jessica). We pretty much wiped out all of Chuck E. Cheese's large kids shirts. We were so cool wearing those shirts. It was JP's bday, so we ate cake, which I later regretted. Later, her mom took us to Taco Bell, where I got two more CGC's. I only could finish one and saved the other in the room's microwave.
Sunday Got up at 11. Watched 8 Days or 7 Days or whatever that end-of-the-world movie is. Microwaved that CGC for 1:30. Stuck it in freezer. Ended up not eating it at all, due to the supreme nastiness. We went to Hooters to get shirts and then to Chili's to eat. Went to the movies and saw Dukes of Hazzard(although I wanted to see Must Love Dogs). Hung at a bar with pool tables and air hockey. Went to starbucks, airport and reno. Hailey's mom took the original three to the Eureka Road In n Out, where my dad met us and took us home.

Highlights - Pinball Champ - Navigational master(when we got lost) - Near-home run - Fuckin up Rosa - Making our own Maid sign, which the maids scoffed at. - Robert talking to the maids in shitty spanish. - I didn't have to sit in the middle all the time this trip. We made the freshman do it. - 2 new shirts, 2 new shorts(for the price of 1), new flip flops - Our new friends at Taco Bell, McDonald's and Chuck E. Cheese's(the chuckers knew us by sight) - Got through airport security cleanly

Lowlights? - I didn't read a page of Huck Finn. - I never bought a stuffed animal(my goal) - I think I forgot how to drive stick. Wait, is that bad? - Jenny hit my square in the throat with a penny. It left a mark. - I wanted this super cool Darth Tater(Idaho=potatoes) shirt, but it wasn't in my size. That was SUPER disappointing. I'm going to try to find it online.

And when I got home, my bathroom was painted! But it looks shitty with the towels.

Now Listening to: Big Brat - Phantom Planet

P.S. I've decided I will use my dad's fake handicap card to get good spots once school starts. Yesssss! P.P.S. I had a nightmare that Ms. Wenger secretely held me back and I was in her class again this year! It was the scariest dream I've had in years. P.P.P.S. This is the shirt:

Shift Happens.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-08T05:08:52-05:00

While in Idaho, I realized everyone else in the room liked the temperature at least 5-10 degrees cooler than I did, so today, I took my temperature. I was thinking maybe, just maybe, my normal temp has topped 98.9. The thermometer said 95.5 in writing that I could only read in the mirror. I have therefore come to the conclusion that: the thermometer is broken.
I actually started writing down quotes for the summer reading essays. It's a lot easier than expected. The only problem is, now I have to backtrack 15 chapters. Or just write using quotes from page 96 onward, although it might be a little suspicious to the teacher, and I'm already cutting out the other half of the assignment about reading a second book. I was going to just watch the movie version of one of the suggested readings, but I don't think I'll even do that. Lately, I've been sleepng through entire chunks of movies. I missed the good part in matilda and mouse hunt.
Speaking of Idaho, when we went to the movies, our group sat in the top row, while the 'other' group sat in the row below us(we made sure Rosa was right below me an Kacee for optimum attackability. Before the movie, Jenny(second row) was texting someone, so Kacee ran behind her to read it and said "What are you "doing"(doy-ng)(as in rhymes with boing)? What kind of word is that, you retard?! Doy-ng?!" She sat back down next to me and was like "She wrote what are you 'doy-ng'. D-O-I-N-G. 'Doy-ng'." I sat there and thought about it really hard, just to be sure what I had in my head was correct, and then I said... "Isn't that how you spell 'doo-ing'?" Kacee:............
I think you had to be there. That was definitely one of the weirder things I have ever heard her say. Maybe top 30 material.
I checked the balance on the travelers check card I got for the trip to idaho. It's -$2.30. I was hoping to come out of the deal with some extra 20s. Emily made 71 dollars off change from her mom's money. I am in debt and I got a fifth of the clothes she did. But my supervisor called today and assigned me 6 more days of work this month. 5 hours a night at $7.00 an hour times 6 days = $210 + 175(from originally scheduled nights) = $385 - taxes and shit. But I'm losing 5 hours a night of homework and tv. But I'm taking 0 per. so I get out an hour early, so I can do homework then. BUT I'm losing an hour of sleep and I already don't get home from work until 11. And I'm taking two AP and one honors class. And calculus, which I may decide to drop. But that's my 0 per. class so... I would need to replace it with another available 0 or have a regular schedule, which means more traffic in and out of school and less homework time or just have 5 classes and I'm not sure they'll let me do that. Maybe I can be a 0 per. TA? Being a TA means an almost automatic recommendation letter and my dad's going to have me work on college stuff year-round. In conclusion: Junior year sucks.
I entered a code from a dr. pepper cap today, hoping to win a mini cooper convertible. No such luck. I was really banking on that happening. Recently, I've been considering going to Davis for college and spending my car money on a really nice bike instead. Or just an average bike. I should sell our bikes in the garage, but there's just no time. My dad says I would have to wash them and fill the tires and stuff or take them apart... whatever he told me I would have to do made me decide I didn't really want to do it anymore. I could also sell all the sports junk I've got laying around. My rollerblades don't fit and I can't even begin to tell you how many boxes of those weird kloosh rackets and balls I have. But I have a really awesome whiffle ball bat that I'm going out to play with right now even though I haven't really showered in two days and I'm supposed to unpack, vacuum, mow the lawn and do that english project today. And I want to get Snuffles out of the attic.
I don't think I want to go to Davis though. I'm not sure where I want to go, but it's got to have options.
The airline attendant cracked a joke the other day: "Be careful when opening the overhead compartments. As we all know, Shift happens." I want a bumper sticker of that for the shitty STICK SHIFT OF DEATHHHHH.

Now Listening to: Ohio is for Lovers - Hawthorne Heights

I hope you don't read this.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-09T01:08:36-05:00

I had the craziest, most fucked up dream last night. And before I tell you the vague details of what I even remember, I just want to say, I think dreams don't have much anything to do with real life. I think they're inspired by your last thoughts before you go to bed. Mine are anyway. Usually. In this case, I think it has something to do with a show Kacee and I watched on vacation called Cathouse. It was on HBO.
The dream: I was a female. But I had both kind of parts, if you know what I mean. And the crazy part is, I kept the man one under the crotch/buttcrack like a real tranny would do. My dreams are so pleasantly detailed like that. Anyway, I was always horny and I had butt sex whenever I could get it. And I think the guy was this gorgeous dude from work. Not hott to the point where he's stuck up though. Hot in a really cute, introverted kind of way. And I'm not quite sure why I'm saying this, as it relates to a dream in which I am some transvestite weirdo. I repeat, nothing to do with real life.
The Bad News: That gorgeous guy? He's quitting work. The Good(?) News: I get more work days. = more cash. But still.... I will miss him.
Speaking of butt sex... I read the most hilarious story in my life a couple weeks ago, but didn't really know who to tell, because it is fucking ridiculous. Note: You should be older than 18 to read this, but I'm not gonna stop you. You probably shouldn't be squeamish either. But if you are, keep a trash can close by. Read at your stomach's risk, because you will laugh so hard it hurts and puke your brains out at the same time.
I am proud to have spread the word, because that was..... one of the funniest moments of my life, reading that shit.
The worst thing about coming home from vacation is: parents, being home, and the 3 foot high mound of laundry. I hate it. I'm ready for college. All I need is a car. Or a really really bitchin bike.

Now Listening To: Let's Get it On - Marvin Gaye

I need a Life.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-10T03:08:59-05:00

So in trying to cut down on sodas, I've drunk a gallon of lemonade in two days. And there are no good snack foods in the house, so all I can do is drink and drink and drink. I'm thinking about lowering my standards to peanut butter. I already have two spoons tucked away in the drawers of my desk. I was thinking about taking the car and driving to taco bell for some more Cheesy Gordita Crunches. But I decided I'll do that tomorrow instead. I was thinking I could squeeze it in between my batting lesson and work. But then I remembered I drive a stick shift, so it's kind of hard to drive and eat. Maybe I'll go after work and just eat dinner then? I wrote down all the days I work on my calendar, and it's looking like I'm going to be doing homework during class and lunch on wednesdays to get it all done. I hope I get english last as usual, that's the best class for doing homework in school. I know I'll have math first, so I won't have to worry about trying to us that fat book. Here is my predicted schedule: 0: Math 1st: AP US History 2nd: Film/Econ 3rd: English 4th: Spanish 5th: Science Of course, that is entirely made up, but I always like to get an idea in my head. Doesn't matter, I'll be changing my schedule before school starts, if possible. I was hoping maybe there will be less homework in AP chem... but I really don't know. I did hear that there were less projects though. Either way, it'll be a hard class, and I figure it will be easier with more people I know in it, so I'm going to do honors. Who cares about this? Why do I write it?
I do know what I'm wearing to schedule pick up though. Do brown flip flops go with red shorts and a black and white shirt? Do people notice that or care? The paper says the thing is from 9-11, so I think I'll go at 9:30 or 9:45. If you get there on time, you are still waiting quite a while, so there's really no point in doing that, except that I need a schedule change. But I planned to go to panda and mini golfing afterwards. Quite the dilemma.
I have a headache that makes me want to kill myself and I didn't read a word of Huck Finn today. But I did do some batting practice, swept the garage and cut and picked up tree branches and shit. And dinner was the best I've had in perhaps years. Meatloaf, cornbread and mac n cheese.
And now, Reno 911! is on, so I must be going. Hopefully I'll have something better to talk about after work tomorrow.

Now Listening to: Caring is Creepy - The Shins

Wal-Mart: Scourge of the Business World.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-10T06:08:13-05:00

Dear Blog, Today I woke up at 8:53. And 9:30. And 10:42. At 10:42, I decided I would get up 3 minutes later, work on my english assignment, watch some tv and eat lunch. None of which I actually did. What really happened was: in waiting to get up those three minutes later(because everything must be neat and orderly and on a 5 or 10 minute increment), I rolled over and didn't see the clock again until 1:07, at which point I exclaimed "Shit!" and "shit shit shit shit shit" and hurrily flip flopped down the hall to eat a fulfilling breakfast of beef taco hot pocket(better than it sounds) and do the crossword. I showered at approximately 1:57(as I had run out of time to shower the night before) and waited for my dad to be ready to go to the land of white trash. Yes, that's right, Wal-Mart.
I hate Wal-Mart. Too many people mulling around in there, for one thing. And the more obvious fact, Wal-Mart is trying to take over the world. And that's not even a joke. Seriously, they are. I hate to do anything to support the giant megatron that is Wal-Mart. But they did have orbit gum in three packs that were really cheap and I was already there.... Anyway, as soon as we were there I asked my dad if he had brought the disposable camera that I was supposed to turn in there to get printed. He hadn't. He then asked why we had come there in the first place. Ugh. Why had we? We could get paintbrushes at home depot, lowes or even target. Target is much better than Wal-Mart, by the way. Unlike WM, they are not a worldwide, super-conglomerate plotting new ways to convert the masses and thereby take over the world. Anyway, we got our stuff and went almost merrily on our way, although the lady in line ahead of us decided to pay by check. Who does that? Why do it? It bugs the shit out of me.
Now, this was my first time driving stick in over a week. It did not go well. I stalled twice, which is actually pretty good, but it took me 5 minutes to back out of a parking spot. That is a really long time by parking lot standards. But somehow I made it home. Now I have to go to my batting lesson(where I have to merge across hazel right before the freeway and again, even worse, on the way back) and then straight to work. But I was thinking maybe I could swing by taco bell and get a CGC. Those are soooo good. Except when microwaved.
Suggested Tags: "eat shit", "eat shit", "eat shit god". Pretty good.
Now, I think I shall work on the english thingy. Since I didn't at all yesterday. I have an entire stupid book to read even though I already read the first half and it's due in two weeks. Although I know people are worse off than I am.
Now Listening to: Jumpin Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones

Monkey see, monkey do.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-11T06:08:08-05:00

Today I got up at an amazing 11:45. I had actually set the alarm for 10:45, but hey, what's the difference? At least I got up this time.
At 1, I went with my mom to Bed, Bath and Beyond to get new stuff for my bathroom, since we painted it. I drove and took my dad's car. And I stalled I think 3 times. But driving stick has actually turned out to be funner than automatic, albeit more nerve-wracking. And my mom really wasn't sure where to go, we missed two rights where you turned right in front of a triangle of concrete, but you could still turn right after it, so we had to do that. On the way out, I was going through the parking lot, which had way too many stop signs, and at one particular stop, there were some people making their way towards the crosswalk and when I started, I pressed the gas too hard and it screeched and then I drove slowly passed them. They were freaked out I think. It was funny.
At home, I got a call from my supervisor asking how last night went and if we heard any planes from that mosquito gassing. And then the high drug dealer guy from work called. I don't even know how he got this number, which is creepy inside itself, let alone he's the one calling and asking me to come over to his house. I told him I was busy doing homework which is kind of the truth, as I still haven't gotten close to finishing huck finn. People at work always ask me to hang out after work and stuff and I always make excuses. Everyone is at least two years older than me or high as a kite. There's one kid my age, but he's lost so many brain cells, it's really sad. I bet him a dollar I would beat him at that box game. I've already beat him twice.
I went to get a Cheesy Gordita Crunch before work yesterday, but I was short on time and the first door I tried was locked, so I went around to the other, but decided the place smelled bad and I was better off without the CGC, so I cussed them out and left.
Today's Realization: My legs look fat from the front, especially while wearing flip flops. But they look okay from the sides. Although still quite pale.
Now Listening to: Stay Away - Nirvana

Good Morning Good Morning

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-12T03:08:41-05:00

Work. Work work work work. Dan and I have plotted to ask our supervisor for a raise. Even though we already make more than minumum wage. See, 3 of the 6 scorekeepers quit to go to college, so those of us left are screwed, and our supervisor already doesn't like to have the other girl do it because she makes a lot of mistakes. And Dan will be doing cross country, we're both doing APUSH and Honors English, so it's kind of tight working a 5 hour job at night. And it's not like there's a bunch of 40 year olds just jumping at the opportunity to keep score for adult rec softball.
After work, I went and got the elusive Cheesy Gordita Crunch. I was in Old Fair Oaks to drop off my time sheet, which means I was right by the taco bell/pizza hut on sunrise, but I doubled back and went all the way through the windiest part of winding way to go down hazel and to the taco bell by me. Why? I don't know. I think it's OCD. But hey, I only stalled once on the way home and that's because it was the drive through and the girl wasn't even at the window to notice. I had a soda with the CGC though. What else are you going to drink with it? Actually, I downed the whole can and had some lemonade with the end of the CGC. Wasn't too bad. I like lemonade. But you know, juices have as much sugar are sodas? And probably lemonade too. So the only really healthiest of the healthy thing to drink is water. And I don't like not having flavor. So.... while my dad thinks I'm making progress in trying to drink less sodas(even though that only really lasted for one day) I'm really not. Probably worse. Shit. I just splashed lemonade onto my mouse. Hey, at least it's not the keyboard.
Well, tomorrow is schedule day, the most exciting thing I have ever gone to school for. I'm probably going to end up pissed off because of the line and parking. I could park in handicap, but then everyone would see me because the line is right there... so I won't. Maybe I'll drive by and park towards the front. I'm way to analytic over this.
So that kid I was battling in the box/line/dot game... I won. One dollar is MINE! Yesterday at work, he was saying he starting working with us, and the manager of my favorite team, she said "As what? Male prostitute? Is that why you're broke?" And then he said he was the tooth fairy and she said "I don't know if you're a fair- oh wait...". That is why I love work. Kind of. I think he likes me but he has lost a great amount of bain cells. He said he's transferring to BV in like 3 months though. I told him he'd fit right in.
Now Listening to: Lovely Rita - The Beatles

The Orange Panda Adventure

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-13T12:08:05-05:00

Got my schedule this morning. I won't bother posting it because I have to get it changed someday. Oh what the hell, I'll do it anyway. 0. AP Calculus - Sargent 1. AP Chem - Bressler 2. Honors English 3 - Aymeric 3. Spanish 3 - Wachtler 4. Econ - White 5. APUSH - McCargo
I finished my schedule stuff at 10:15, which sucks, because I planned to go straight to panda from there, since it's only 5 minutes away. Instead, I thought maybe I could drive around to waste time, but I didn't know where to go. So I went to the only semi-logical place to go: Neil's house. I was curious to see if I remembered where it is. Turns out I do. I circled around and stopped, then stalled. The whole time I was staring down his asian neighbor. I think she thought I was weird. Next, I went back to the school to scope out the marching band as I passed. They were practicing in the parking lot, so I watched a little. I didn't really know where to go, so I drove across the street and around this neighborhood that I drive through to get to school on a little adventure. Got sick of that and decided to go home. Went home, watched the making of Day After Tomorrow and left for Panda.
Once at panda, I parked facing the intersection that most people use to get in and waited for the neilmobile to come. I made that up, but it's super cool because it rhymes. NeilMobile! If I knew how to use photoshop type stuff, I would be opening it up right now. Anyway, two light cycles in, here he comes with Jimmy raving to Aqua. They park on the opposite side of the parking lot and off we go to lunch, where Jimmy informs us that his life dream somehow involves pandas and he didn't even know they were endarngered. Then Neil made two separate Harry Potter comparisons to normal life, we decided no one else was going to come, and we went on our merry way to the mall. But not before we made Jimmy down a cup of potsticker sauce (aka soy sauce?). Since Jimmy only ate potstickers, he wanted Sbarra's(?) Pizza. I lost them in the parking lot after some idiot almost hit me, so I drove up and down 8 rows before I found their car and parking spot nearby. I went in to read the directory and they come over and laugh at me because the place is right there by the door.
We decided to take just one car to mini-golf, the obvious choice being... mine. When we got there, we promptly chose a magnificent parking spot. A magnificent, handicapped spot, that is. We played our golf, of which I snagged 2nd place due to Neil's misfortunes on the final two holes and we went in search for extra balls for the 19th bonus hole. We managed to find 4, but still didn't win. Then we played air hockey, of which, I am, of course, the undisputed champ. I beat Jimmy 7-1 and Neil... 7-1 or 2. But he scored my first goal after setting the puck on the table. Just rolled right on in. Meanwhile, Jimmy racked up 5 whole tickets playing that bowling game, which we spent on candy. Upon leaving, karma(that bitch) took it's toll and I hit a pole backing out of the space. In my defense, the back window of the car is too high, so you can't see much and the pole was only 3 feet tall and had obviously been backed into before, as noted by the 45 degree angle it stood at. I don't think there was any way I could have prevented that except by not being so greedy in back up space. Come to think of it, I don't know why I didn't just back out to the right so I could just go right out the exit. Instead I went straight back, turned right, parked, backed up and then went left to the exit. The car sustained minor injuries, most of it just pole dust.
I took the ravers back to the mall and drove home, making sure to pass the school to scope out the band again. Too bad it was like 2:30 and they were gone.
Ooh Suggested Tags: "Jimmy Buffet Sucks".
Now, I'm going on an unwilling reading binge to try to finish Huck Finn by tuesday so I'll have time to write the papers on it.
And Neil, I may have only had panda 3 times, but you don't like the Beatles. I'd say we're at least even.
Now Listening to: Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles

Faces.This time I betted against myself to get the hell

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-14T04:08:08-05:00

Yet again I woke up before noon. How do I do it?
This time I betted against myself to get the hell up and read. I got out of bed, got the book and then decided to go back and read it in bed, thereby reaching a very satisfactory compromise. I think I got about 6 chapters read today. I want to be done by tomorrow, so I can go back and get more quotes from the beginning monday. Here I notice the blog quickly gathering speed in a plummet towards boredom...
I ate a hot pocket. That's always a moving experience. Today's choice: Pepperoni.
Post-lunch, my dad had me paint my first doorframe in my "payback" for his painting almost my whole bathroom while I was gone. Doorframes are a lot easier, so I don't care. I only have two left to do anyway. After that, I lounged around reading, playing Valentiner on it-that-shall-not-be-named (initials MS), and playing Sims. I wanted to get a guy abducted and pregnant, but no such luck and I grew weary of the task.
To sum up the evening, we had shitty hamburgers for dinner. Usually my dad puts worsteschire sauce in the burger mix, but we're out, so he used A1 instead. Now, I know everyone else in the world likes A1; in fact, 9 out of 10 steakhouses use it (I read it on the bottle), but I just do not care for it at all. When I say "barbecue sauce" I am not referring to A1. I like Bulls' Eye. So I only ate half of the burger, which sucked anyways, because all we had were those tiny, shitty burger buns you get in those cheap cookout economy packs or whatever. Instead, I focused solely on my tater tots, which I insist on having with any hamburger meal.
Fast forward to 1 am, when I finally get around to showering. I decided to shave my legs post-shower. Then I realized, Hey! I somehow obtained one of those green mask things in a tube and it's in my bathroom. So I decided to try it while I shaved my legs. It smells, looks and feels like toothpaste. When it harden, it's like when you've had your mouth closed too long and your lips cement together, but the feeling is all over your face. It made me think of when kids make faces and their moms say "One of these days, it'll stick like that!". Anyway, when I finally got it off, it was like My face could breath and 200 million dead nerves were zapped back to life like people that die on the operating table. I was like, My face can breath. It still didn't feel like it could move alot, but then I figured, hey, what's the difference? My face doesn't change a lot anyways. When my dad used to drive me home from school and we passed the kids from the buses walking home, I thought I would look nicer (not prettier nicer, but kinder nicer) if I smiled. But I didn't want to do a whole obvious toothy smile, so I just did what I thought was a nice grin. Well, one day I happened to look in the side mirror and turns out my face does not look any different with a mild grin on it. In fact, when I stopped mildly grinning, I looked absolutely bored to death. Like I shut my brain off. And I suppose that's why, when I'm thinking, people always ask me what's wrong. Apparently, my face does this all the time without my knowledge. Fuckin face.
Speaking of fucking with faces, I really want to know what Hillary Duff did to hers. I was thinking maybe she got the fat pads from her cheeks removed. I've caught a couple Swans; enough to know about fat pads in your face. Once taken out, it's like Instant Jawline/Cheekbone. Once I heard someone say plastic surgeons can only put stuff in your face, not take stuff out, but that is simply not true.
Speaking of fucked up faces, I saw that guy who got mouth cancer from chewing tobacco on tv today. I was watching this weird 90s anti-teen smoking thing. One kid said he caughs up chunks of his lungs sometimes. That was nasty. And the only good part of the show, really.
Well, Tomorrow's Another Day. of reading huck finn.
Now Listening to: I'll Be Here Awhile - 311

P.S. Suggested Tags: "the face book" - wtf?

Shitty Rice Crispie

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-15T04:08:44-05:00

I had an eventful sunday. Woke up after noon, breaking my streak, dammit, and ate a beef taco hot pocket, breakfast of champions. Hurried through that so I could paint a doorframe. Out of the remaining two, I picked the one to my bedroom which ended up being a good choice, because half had been done a year ago when we painted my room, so I didn't have to do that part. Finished that and read Huck Finn like never before, as I wanted to be done today. I'm still not, but I plan to try to finish before I go to bed. You know what? I haven't watched tv all day to try to finish this book. I had tried to swear off tv until I finished before, but never stuck to it.
Well I played Valentiner and Easter Eggin' (I'm an Eggin' Champ three times over) and read Huck Finn until I had to leave for work at 5. I was halfway there when I realized I left my cell at home, which I need (not because I'm one of those stupid idiot girls who lists her phone in her profiles as one of the most important things in her life, but because I use it to keep game times). So I went flying home doing 70 down gold country blvd, which is really funny, and I made it to work at about 7:22. But turns out someone had already prepped the fields, so I dicked around Fair Oaks for about 20 minutes, driving in circles and such. I really like to drive now that it's stick. It's so much funner. But there's more about that later on in this entry.
There was almost a fight in the first game I kept because a guy got hurt because a guy on the other team didn't slide and then the guy that went in for the first guy(who only sustained a fat lip and near unconciousness) and he kept mouthing off to the other team and the ump and shit, so the ump threw him out, but he stayed in the stands with his drunk friends and kept talking shit and the ump told him to leave and he didn't right away, so the ump called it a forfeit. And so the entire team and the 5 drunk guys in the stands rushed the ump and were talking shit and the blue was blowing them kisses and taking it pretty well and the drunks were calling him a fucking faggot and stuff so guys from the team on the other field came over looking to fight because they had kids there and didn't want them hearing this shit, so everyone was really looking to fight, but somehow it stopped. Matt Barnes was there. He was on the Kings.. or maybe still is? I don't follow basketball. ANYWAY...
I had to drop off paperwork at the office in Old Fair Oaks, so I took Winding Way all the way back to hazel even though I could've just taken Sunrise. You just can't pass up Winding Way in the dark. Dark = less people = less chance of getting killed. And it is just as windy as ever. So I guess I went flying around that really really sharp curve somewhere between 40 and 50, and I was just trying to keep in my own lane, and I'm not sure whether I hit the gas instead of the brake or it was just the curve, but the back of the car spun out and all of a sudden I'm facing this rocky hill that I really don't want to run into, so I overcorrect and then correct again and somehow stay alive. Actually, that was the most alive I've ever felt on the road. When I came home from work, I was actually happy. Because I had almost killed myself.
Current Music: Caring is Creepy - The Shins

P.S. While driving through winding way, i was eating the most delectable burnt rice krispie treat I stole from my co-worker. And when I say 'delectable', I mean shitty.
P.P.S. I think I gained weight from the Utah and Idaho trips, as I mainly ate McDonald's and Taco Bell, so I ran around my bathroom for 5 minutes after my shower. What can I say? I guess I'm just cool like that.

Man Boobs of Goliath.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-16T05:08:58-05:00

Yet another eventful day. Got up at 9, to leave at 9:30 to get my schedule changed. Lo and behold, while looking through the comics, I come across the Soduku. Brilliant. I'm thinking about writing a letter to the bee in appreciation. I finished it in like 7 minutes. The schedule changing, however, took something like 2 hours. I was the very last person. My new schedule is brilliant though. Just switched 4 and 1 and made 1 film and 4 honors chem.
Painted a doorframe, but hey, what's new? I'll tell you. Another freakin doorframe! My dad added one to the list! I am definitely seeking overtime pay on this. Or I'll sue his ass. Anyway, that wasn't the real new thing, the real new thing is that I talked to Sam of Lamantha for an extensive period of time today. Second and third IMs to her, ever. But we discussed all sorts of things which shall not be mentioned here because what went down in that window, stays in that window. Except that word has it, Chuck E. Cheese is a mouse. I still insist he's a rat.
So let's see... on the way to schedule changing, i saw this beater of a car with one chromed out rim on it. I actually shouted Nice Rim! as I passed. I took the windy part of Sunset home, which was fun. Haven't been down that road in years. And I took winding way home from work AGAIN, and again came near death, but no so much. This time, it was a gradual left turn but I took it pretty fast and it felt like the car was about to just ride on two wheels. It's crazy. If you're ever drunk at a party and need a ride home from sober me... I can tell you right now it'll be just as bad as any drunk. I am an animal of the night. Speaking of which, I saw the Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time last night. But I didn't even see the whole thing, unfortunately.
Work was fawesome tonight. (fucking awesome). There were only three games and I was the only scorekeeper. Ray, my favorite player, was first one there. It still took me 20 minutes to find the 2nd base peg. I am considering getting a metal detector becuase that is just ridiculous.
One of the teams in the first game was kind of ghetto and part of the way through, this lady from a team waiting to play goes "What a shame..." and the guy with her was like "What?" and she said "That little kid has man boobs." Now, this was not any little black kid. He looked to be about 13 or 14 and he looked like the fucking Incredible Hulk in his green t-shirt with the man boobs. And when people on his team messed up or the ump made a bad call, he would scream at the top of his goddamn lungs all kinds of crap. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen while working at this job. One time, he grunted and shook the fence and I really thought it was the Incredible Hulk.
The lady that said that, her name is Nani (nah-nee). She is hilarious. She calls me mama, in a totally cool, ghetto way. She was smoking, and a girl from her team comes up and says "That's bad for you Nani" and Nani says "So are men, but I keep them around." She calls one guy on her team the lumberjack and she does an Indian yell when they get a homerun.
There was a lot of other funny happenings, but type would just not do them the justice they deserve.
Tomorrow, I've got a full schedule including food, movie and pizza party. It will be glorious.
Current Music: I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

Brick Dust and Bothersome Mothers

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-17T04:08:00-05:00

You know what? I don't think that anyone who ever stumbles across this blog ever comes back. I scare/bore them away with my writing.
That being said, I had my phone's volume turned up all the way and had it laying on it's side on the amp/bedside table with the speaker facing the bed because Laura was supposed to call me in the morning, although she never did, that liar. Well, 4:00 comes rolling around and I wake up to the damn phone blasting Hellogoodbye in my ear. I hadn't been asleep for more than two hours, and it still seemed dark out, but I hadn't checked the clock. I look at the screen and it says "Josh calling" and I'm like wtf? But... there are certain connections between Laura and a person named Josh, and me being groggy, I just pick it up. I was josh, but a different one than you think. This guy is a friend of a guy I work with, and he always wanted me to hang out with him but I didn't know him, so that just felt odd to me, he being 2 years older, so I always said I was busy, which I usually was anyways... sleeping and such. And he's like Hey! What's up? And I was like..... hi? And so he asks what time it was, and I'm like..... 4:00. And he's like whoa well... we should hang out, are you busy tomorrow? And I said I was with homework and softball, which is kind of the truth, and he's like "Well... we should hang out sometime, when I'm not drunk. Call me when you're not busy." So I said bye and hung up. I was pissed. I was sleeping pretty good....
So I get up and wait for Laura's call, which of course, doesn't come. I call her and find out she can't hang out with me and jon, so I talk to Jon at 10:30 and figure when I'm picking him up and stuff because his car's starter is broken. Then I shower and play Easter Eggin and talk to Alicia and convince her to come with us, although she didn't want to see the movie we did. Too bad for her. Neil already laughed in her face this morning anyway.
We all meet up at Panda, eat, go all the way out to the greenback theater and see Skeleton Key, which was GOOD. I really liked it, for being a modern "horror" kind of movie. No one running around killing everyone, it was really thought out and made the viewer think a little, and the plot zigged and zagged... it was most excellent.
Then I went home, and wasted time until the softball dinner at Straw Hat Pizza. That place does not make great pizza. I still feel sick. Maybe it's like sugar lows... I haven't had my lemonade today. I lost half of that 5 pounds I gained going to the bathroom today... and of course disco dancing to Postal Service and running around my bathroom and all sorts of hooligan weirdness. I used to rock out to the 3rd sum 41 cd in like middle school, and I lost weight doing that. That is the best way to lose weight, period. Rocking out.
So pizza sucked and I went home and was very mad at my mom because there was cake at the party but it belonged to someone else and we couldnt get it until the very end, and by that time, I just wanted to hit the road and speed down the highway home. But my mom is the most ridiculous backseat driver I have ever met the likes of since myself back when I was 3. I was a great backseat driver though. Noted all the red lights, yellow lights, peds... I was the bomb. But my mother... she feels she needs to inform me that I'm going 73. "okay." "You're going 75. What's the speed limit here?" "65?" "Yes." and then, getting off the highway, I'm stopped and have to start up, which involves changing gears and stuff and she says "That was a much nicer start than your bumpy one before." "THANKS, mom.". My dad could care less. He was showing me how to use the cruise control, and how you can press a button and it raises the cruise speed one mph. So I pressed it like 5 times. Thank god my MOTHER didn't notice until we were close to the exit. And then when I get home, I wanted cake bad, so I go for ice cream instead, but both my FATTY PARENTS ATE IT ALL WHILE I WAS AT WORK. So I pretty much slept until 11 and haven't seen her since we got out of the car. I am never driving her anywhere until she's blind and can no longer read the spedometer over my shoulder. My dad was trying to convince her to go with me to the San Diego tournament on a road trip, and I was like That is not happening. I would rather be dragged behind the car than drive with her.
Side note: Finished Huck Finn. Good last 8 chapters. Too bad the rest of the book sucked.
Suggested Tags: "call back", "did call back", "didn't call back"
Current Tunes: Call and Return - Hellogoodbye

Sudoku- I think I love you.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-18T03:08:04-05:00

Painted yet anothe goddamn doorframe. My dad has added 3 extra ones now, including a double frame. It's fucking ridiculous. And then he asks if I'll go to the un-mandatory try-outs for my team sunday. My answer if of course, No. And he goes, "You know that's not the right answer". And I say, "I have to work on my ENGLISH PROJECT, something which I have been reminding him of every goddamn day for the past WEEK. He said "Really? You'r enot done with that yet?" And I say, "I still need to get more quotes.(that's a bold period, by the way) And then I quite politely added, "But I'm painting goddamn doorframes every day." And then he glares and says, "That's only an hour".
So I finish with one door and pack up. I leave at 1:15 to pick up Laura and then Sam, and we go to Panda. I know... again. Twice in two days. I am pathetic. But it's just so good. They should sell panda orange chicken in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store. I would eat it everyday for lunch, screw the hot pockets. I drop them off at the theater so they can see Skeleton Key. I would've seen it again if I: A. had money and B. had the time But alas, I have neither. And I still don't have all the damn huck quotes.
They came to see me at work later. I reluctantly let this guy from work borrow the car to pick up some weed to sell and then he took it to get a friend and then he wanted to go to auburn for some pain pills, but I told him my dad knew the last game was cancelled, so he would want me home. For once, it was the whole truth. So I went home, but not before adding 3 gallons to the engine just in case. It also covers the trip to the theater, since my dad doesn't want me to drive people. My mom mentioned today that they were thinking about not letting me drive people for a year. What dickheads. I've been driving people since the second trip after I got my license. If I was a parent, I would automatically assume the worst. What good is it enforcing rules when they're not around to know the difference. Unless they installed a camera in the car, which I doubt they would do. They're not that paranoid, they trust me to follow their rules. I'm just too crafty for them. Lord knows I go shotting through winding way at 50, I-80 at 100+... what the hell do they know about my driving? Nothing, that's what. Absolutely nothing.
You know what I hate? Girl's jeans with no back pockets. I think it's sick. It's like the globes of your ass are just THERE. In their denimness for the entire world's eye to be drawn too. It's hard to avoid it, it's like two fat fields of blue in your face. Sick. In my opinion, girls are prettier when they don't try so hard. And I say this as I'm eating chocolate frosting and drinking lemonade. I wil be up all night.
What kind of drug dealer does not make enough cash getting 10 free pain pills from friends that he can't afford a car or a cell phone? He uses my phone, which I hate because I don't want some dopehead calling me at 4 am. I don't want anyone calling me at all.
I just want school to start, work to end, and my english project to magically be done. Oh, by the way, I found out scorekeeping ends in october and doesn't start up again until march. Awesome. October cannot come soon enough. I think I can stand 2 or 3 months during school. Of course I'll be working again by the time finals come around. Maybe I can get out of it by claiming softball stuff. My dad thinks I should do the umpire clinics during the winter so I can fall back on that during the weekends. I know he's right, but I'm stil not happy about these fucking doorframes. I want to be a field ump. There is no way I'll do behind the plate. I'm not loud enough. But a couple safes and outs and the kickass hand motions to go with... I'm down with that. I'll probably look like an idiot in the uniform though. I want someone to do the clinics with me. Maybe I can convince emily? She quit the competitive team though... apparently doesn't want to do comp softball anymore. Just high school. Like she needs more time to hang out with friends? I would be interested how many hours a week she spends at home. If even an hour. I'm one to be talking. I spend almost all my hours at home. The only times I'm not, I'm spending money to do something. I never just hang out with people. Hm.
I'm bored and I'm watching Daria and I am just starting to hate this entry... so here it doth lie in all it's shithole glory.
Current Music: Speed of Sound - Coldplay

Damn Redd!

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-20T04:08:16-05:00

Tralala, a-blogging I do go.
So yesterday... let's see... I painted the hall closet doorframe, which meant I only had to do one side. My mom asked me to get the mail and I said "Why don't you, you're dressed." Because: A: I was not dressed B: She bugs me to get the goddamn mail every damn day, but she sits around in a chair reading and watching soaps. She could stand to get the mail once a month. For some reason, she actually listened and got it, and on her way back told me I better not get paint on any of the coats. What? These coats? The ones we never use? I of course got no paint on them, because I am just the best damn painter you will ever know.
Then I went back to bed at 3. Got up at 12, went back at 3. I had set aside the entire day for getting my huck finn quotes from the front of the book. I think I was having a bipolar attack. Depression does include too much sleep. I really wanted to do something, I was just toooo tired. So I slept until 5, when I was rudely awoken to go to a dinner that was not on the table. Lying, conniving parents. I did sweep the college jeopardy tournament. I am the masterrrr.
Then I went online at about 9:20. I received a phone call from emily and vanessa informing me that my presence was desired at a sleepover. I walekd out with the phone and my mother said No right off the bat. But I told her they were working on Huck Finn, which they kind of were, so she actually let me go. I sped off into the night, got there, at some leatherbys and waited for 1:30, when the real fun began. I cannot/should not go into detail, as I was sworn to secrecy, but no matter how much I swear, I still keep shitty secrets. So we drove around delivering packages and redecorating etc etc etc.
I told my dad I'd be home by 10, but I overslept and got back at 10:30. Amazingly, my dad did not care. So... I took a shower, finished my quotes and took out the car from 1:15-4:30. In that time, I ate lunch with emily and vanessa (I know, I was sick of them by then too), went to vanessa's, dropped by Alicia's(for an hour), went to the library and then zipped on over to Starbucks, where I was treated to the most delicious tall mocha frapp made by Neil himself. Then we discussed last night's crappy escapades and Redd. Then I sped on home and worked on the "Hard" sudoku today. I don't say "hard" in a sarcastic way, I mean to say that it was actually rated hard. I broked out the graph paper and went to work. Finished it in 3 hours or so. Ate tater tots for dinner, watched jeopardy, wheel of fortune, some show on fat kids, and then part of a show on kids watching tv. Then I supposedly did two days of batting practice. What I really did was try to do that thing Tiger Woods does, when he juggles the ball on his golf club before hitting it kind of high and then taking a whole golf swing and whacking the shit out of it. I tried. I ddid it like twice. Out of 20 or so tries. Then I came in and doodled around on the computer, watched The Sweetest Thing for the 4th time, watched Fulls Rush In for the 1st and a half time, and now I'm watching Minding the Store, but I'm not so sure why.
I went to panda twice and FOD once for lunch this week. The panda days were in a row. I just can't get enough of that Orange Chicken. Sam from lamantha went and did not eat the chicken. She doesn't like vegetarians, but she is one. I just don't know how you live without that orange chicken. Now that I get out after 5th and I think lunch comes after 5th on thursdays... maybe I'll go there every week. Oh man... I could die of happiness.
Current Music: Your Sister Can't Twist (But She Can Rock n Roll) - Elton John
P.S. In writing the subject of this entry, it automatically filled in "those insufferable spaniards!" after Damn.

Domo Arigato...? Mr. Roboto?

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-20T04:08:58-05:00

My dad just had the nerve to ask me what I'm doing today. To which I replied, "MY ENGLISH PROJECT!". The same thing I'm doing every goddamn time you ask me.
So I get up at 12:00... ish today. In the morning, Triumph managed to get his paws on 12-14 chocolate frosted cupcakes. Stupid bastard. And it wasn't my idea to leave them on the counter, covered only by a sheet of wax paper. That is an obvious DUH. Fucktards. I told them to just put them in tupperware in the fridge. But they were immersed in the search to get un-runny frosting. Not that it was really runny before, I didn't really care. But if my dog dies, I won't be happy.
Other than that, no new news. Except that I hate the bee for making it a hard sudoku every day. They better cut that out right now, because no one is going to waste their time doing a goddman hard sudoku that takes extra paper and 3 tries to solve. Oh, and I also love my pajama outfit I put together. One of those white shirts with red 3/4 sleeves matched up with those bright blue cotton carnegie pe shorts. It's really shnazzy. I look like I'm ready to bust a move and play some volleybat.
Current Music: Dear Mr. Popstar - The Dears
P.S. Suggested Tags: runny nose

Cuaderno. C-u-d...

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-23T03:08:57-05:00

I didn't bother blogging about yesterday because I had to finish the faggot english papers that ended up being of no possible use to me in our in class essay today, as the kid who drew the paper got symbols, and I had done huck's moral development instead. So my essay was one page in length with no quotage whatsoever. But it's a nice class. Luckily I'm sitting in the better half. I guess some people must like me even when I don't talk. I never talk on the first day of school. I just... walk around.
So math was boring and I know I'm going to hate it. First day and I'm already considering switching out and being a 0 per TA or something instead. But there's this line of four pershing kids in the back row and the teacher lets us out 5 minutes early(0 per is already 5 shorter than the other classes) so it's kind of nice. But it's still math.
Film seems like it's going to be fun. The teacher is cool and has a degree in psychology and he says hes going to teach us how to detect bullshit in media and stuff. Plus we watch films every week. And the final is an essay. An essay. Just one. On one movie of our choice. I'm going to try to get The Birds. I even rented it tonight, since I was already going to get The Color Purple because I was supposed to read it over the summer but didn't. I was kind of Disappointed that Top Gun wasn't on the list of movies to choose from. How could it not be? It's only the greatest movie of all time. I watched it yesterday. Or maybe it was the day before.
Next was english and we just wrote for the whole period.
Spanish. The teacher insists on speaking spanish 24/7. The students too. One girl asked a question in spanish and it made me wonder how long it took her to think it all out before raising her hand. I can decipher what the teacher is saying, but it's so hard with her crappy accent that it makes me tired. So the harder I try to listen, the more I end up spacing out in the long run. But I got a good seat. I'm in a corner and I'm surrounded by Kyle Crawford, Amy Crawford and Alex Crosby, whose english accent makes the spanish worhwhile.
Next was honors chem., the greatest class I have. I got seated in "the crow's nest" which is the teacher's term for on a stool behind a counter on the side of the class. The best thing about that class is that Laura and Alicia are in it, and somehow we all got seated in stools, so we can just talk right over the rest of the class's heads. There were only 8 stools used too. I think there was voodoo involved.
Lunch was lunch. Alicia wants to move lunch spots. I wanted to hang with lamantha but they're in high demand, since Sam's new. So I went to buy astropops for myself and emily. Spencer came along. And then Bonnie pops up and asks if either of us wants to walk with her and I said okay because I had nothing better to do. I found Dan and gave him my work keys because out of the three scorekeepers left, I am apparently the only one who has access to the fields. Dan lost his and actually locked his car keys inside the car last night. There were a lot of BV people there for some reason. I guess some came to see Matt Barnes because he plays there. Too bad they didn't come last week when his team almost got in a huge brawl.
5th period, McCargo told us what the point of the class was and then left us with half an hour to just sit and talk. I pulled out my trusty soduko, which I finished because the idiots in the newspaper made it an easy one. Right after I get the hang of the hard ones. So I did that and played solitaire on my iPod and then the bell rang and I left. I had managed to get a spot in the first row without even using the handicap, so instead of waiting for 0 period traffic to die down, I got out in the first light cycle.
You know what I was thinking was kind of cool? You know how people say "tape it" and that means to put it on video? I was just wondering about the first cool dude who just went "Tape it." That's like if someone was deciding whether to drive or fly and the other guy say "Plane it." I could really see some hot shot from the eighties with the padded shoulder jackets saying "Tape it."
Well, it's 12, so I'm going to watch The Birds.
Suggested Tag: child development class.
Current Music: Shattered - Rolling Stones

Contacts = Blindness

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-23T11:08:44-05:00

I didn't get to finish The Birds last night. My mom yelled at me at like 1:15 to go to bed. I had just gotten to the point when there's a kids' party and there's this girl on the ground just kicking in the air and this bird is pecking her head. I laughed pretty hard. Silently though. I still couldn't sleep until 3 anyway. I need to get back onto a normal sleep cycle, but it's hard when I keep napping in the aftrenoon. But I need to nap to stay up long enough to do homework or work work. Oh well.
So today, we did this thing in spanish where there's a grid with questions(in spanish) that you're supposed to ask people and the idea is to fill in the whole thing. Well, one question was ¿Quien trabajador despues de escuela? The person she called on to give an answer had my name. So the teacher walks over and this was the ensuing "conversation": S-T(aka W): Where dooo yew werk? Me: uhh... el parque. S-T: (blank stare).............................. en el parque??? What job is there in el parque? Me: I uhh.. scorekeep for adult softball... S-T: (blanker stare).................... (still staring).......... (an entire minute passes)...... Oh. After the "Oh.", she just whips around and leaves. The class laughed. I felt I should've gotten a stamp for it.
Every other class was pretty boring... tests all around and we got our damn calculus books we have to carry everyday. Our science teacher told us this story about how this one guy kept losing his daily contacts, but they were actually still in his eye and he ended up with like 13 in there and they had move all around his eye and some were pinching his eye nerve or something and he was starting to go blind. Kind of ironic.
He also told us about this guy who stole a vial of stuff from the lab and had it in his pocket. So one of his friends at lunch shook up a soda and sprayed it all over the guy's crotch and the two mixed and his groin was on fire. 2nd and 3rd degree burns. The teacher said after the plastic surgery it was almost like normal... I think that was a joke though... I don't really want to know either way.
Right now I'm watching Kathy Griffin. Not her reality show, a stand up routine. I like stand up routines. Usually women have better stories. Those are the ones I mainly watch anyway. I don't know why I'm telling you this. I have to catch up on my real worlds, but I've got to leave at 10:15 to pick up my dad at the aeropuerto. I was going to shower beforehand, but after this kelly griffin thing is Reno 911! and after that are like 3 real worlds I've missed. Damn tv. I wish I had tivo. I would be watching tv 24/7. Not that I don't already...?
Current Music: Love Lies Bleeding/Funeral for a Friend - Elton John
P.S. If anyone knows the answer to: "_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ involves the study of application of energy principles" out of the letters: E C M I R M C A I H C H O M L T E D A Y N S ... then feel free to let me know.

Odio, Wachtler. Odio.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-25T03:08:57-05:00

Let me start off by saying this morning, I was the recipient of perhaps one of the best parking spots in the school. It all started... when I thought I was late, so I didn't really stop at any stop signs (wait... do I ever?) and sped my way on in to find an empty parking lot. The end. The spot was only two away from the handicap. I've been in the first row of cars everyday and my last class is kind of near the exit, so it's real easy to get out of school. It's pretty awesome.
So I was pretty giddy going into school, seeing as I got this superawesome parking spot and all... and I went into calculus and tralalala, our homework is only like 6 problems, we all finish early and get to leave early. And then it's onto Film, where we watch... JAWS. Just the first part where the girl gets sucked under--it's the best part anyways. First we watched it without sound and then with, so the teacher could prove how music affects movies. But I already knew this as once I was watching a love scene, which I'm usually not a huge fan of, but Wild Horses (Rolling Stones) was playing, and it really got me. That happened too, with those two scenes that I almost passed out in May and that one indie movie the dude from Dawson's Creek was in. I'm sure I've talked about it before.
After that, I scooted on over to english, where I proceeded to color a self-portrait gingerbread man. It was so cool. In one hand I had a softball and in the other a fork, and I was wearing a sleeping hat on my head and aviators with a yellow batman shirt and green plaid shorts and flip flops. But when I tried to add hair it made me look like a comic book fatty. Amy agreed, so I guess we can pretend I keep my hair in a sleeping cap. In the spanish class of death, we did something similar: 20 sentences about ourselves (my favorites included: Odio personas estupidas y lentas and Corro en palos frecuentamente). And then we had to add a drawing, so I drew some realllll cool aviators with car keys that didn't look like carrots.
4th period was gaaaay. We got our books and looked up 5 vocab words and then had to write a letter to a friend with 200+ words mentioning 3 definitions. Somehow my letter ended up talking about this dead rat baby fetus thing I found in the sideyard. I've been meaning to mention that in here, but I... didn't. I would've taken a picture except... well... maybe I will yet. Oh yea, and I had to retake the fuckin safety test. One question said: When acid gets on you, wash with: and I put soap, because I figured if you were already "washing" then water was already involved. But no, the answer was water. I totally knew that too. I did.
Suggested Tag: "pretty water"
History was blegh. We changed seats according to first name, and I of course ended up in the faggot C-section(ha.ha.) like I always do. And I'm in the front row. But I'm still next to Allison and Alyssa like I was before. And Becca is still closeby. HOWEVER, the most annoying faggot on the face of the planet sits behind me and I was to killlll myself. Even more than the fag in film, who makes me want to killll him. Let me tell you something, when you make me want to kill you or myself, there is a problem that needs to be adressed and it has nothing to do with me.
And while I'm at it, I've been meaning to adress the subject of Mini-vans. Maybe even a Caitlin's rules of the road? 1. If you drive a mini-van, kill yourself. 2. If you're an asshole who waits until the last minute to swerve in front of me and then merge onto the already backed up freeway entrance ramp, someone needs to shoot you. 3. If you let me in during rush hour traffic, I love you. Unless I had to force my way in, in which case, I hope you learned your lesson. Fag. 4. If you speed up like you're going somewhere and then suddenly stop, I will KILL YOU. And not just because I hate you, but because I probably won't shift gears in time and hopefully I'll slam into you, causing you great harm.
I'll pick that up later. At work tonight I started with 3 games and Dan had 4, but one of his forfeited and I meant to have both of us work 3, but he weaseled his way out of it and I told him if I covered his last game, I wouldn't owe him anymore for working for me when I was on vacation, even though I told the supervisor about that weeks in advance. Plus I don't mind coming home at 10:45 and he had homework, I didn't. In the final game, these black guys were sitting behind the backstop rooting for all the girls and one said "here's Maguire!" and another is like "Check for 'roids!" And another goes "Hemorrhoids, Steroids... they're all bad!". My work is so cool like that. But I went to the port-o-potties and apparently, in one of them the seat somehow became dislocated from the pot itself. The lid too. It was just kind of everywhere. I remember once, when we were playing rec and waiting for something, me and emily stuck a string cheese stick into the urinal tube of the port-o-potty. Carefully, without touching the sides, of course.
Oh, by the WAY, the ending of The Birds.... it sucks a fat one. It was the worst movie ending I have ever had the misfortune to come across. They just drive off. No explanation, no solution. Preposterous.
Anyway, I think I got that all out. Tomorrow I get out of school at 12:15. I want to go to panda or something, but I have no money. Oh and we took a political affiliation test in film and apparently I am in the -20 to +20 points range which means I'm moderate, but I was 4 points to the conservative side. Who would've thought. I'm still all for Kerry though. Rolling Stone is democratic, which I love. Ryan Furnis, this retard, he got like 72 points on the conservative side. The highest on the scale on the board was 65.
Current Music: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles
P.S. Those spanish sentences meant: I hate stupid and slow people. and I run into poles often. Jimmy told me to put that second one. Neil knows what I'm talking about.

Uuuuuuuuuuuffff...

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-26T02:08:34-05:00

Another day of trabajando en el parque. Little Tony, the guy my age that has definitely smoked more pot than his brain cells could handle, was telling me about fishing boats where you sit in a chair, strap on a seatbelt and "catch sharks... like blue whales and stuff". He said something else funny tonight but I have forgotten. Oh yea, he used to have kind of long hair and he said once he was chewing on it in onsite (because that's the cool thing to do) and he forgot he had gum in his mouth and then he made this furball kind of noise and he had to walk around with a mass of hair and gum until the end of the day when he finally got some scissors and cut it off.
Suggested Tags: lonely brain cells, guy stuff, guy asshole day, strap on. I think that is the best bunch yet.
School was a breeze today. Well... it passed like one, but it was real hard. To stay awake. [New Suggested Tag: "moldy hair guy"] In science we watched this stupid video with music that I swear they must use in hypnosis. And spanish was the usual eh. She made us bring our books for almost no reason. And she said homework wasn't mandatory, as it isnt part of the academic grade, but she wants us to make flashcards by tomorrow for like 40 something words. I'm not doing it. I plan to question her in spanish as to why we must do it.
In film, our teacher had us make a bumper sticker that had a message, but I couldn't think of one and I didn't want to do a gay one supporting your favorite ball team or whatever, so I did this one that said: AMERICA: we're not just a big-name country, we're also a big people country. And I drew a fat stick figure. I kind of felt bad turning it in, but I didn't have anything better to put and it was worth points and was due by the end of class.
So I got out of school at 12:15 and would've gone to lunch with emily and vanessa, but I had no cash. I got 20 out of my paycheck last time, but I didn't want to bring it and I didn't ask my dad for lunch money. I will tomorrow. Hopefully he'll give me 5 and I'll only use 1. I love astropops. It's liquid and solid, providing the perfect balance of sustenance and it's only 50 cents.
That will be all.
Current Music: The One - Foo Fighters

Orange Chicken Sacrilege

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-27T04:08:43-05:00

Yesterday.... Math - boring. Film - My side of the class was supposed to cut out pictures of men. So I got two fag ones and then one of The Man himself, Superman. I figured man is in his name right? So he'd be the best man to be putting on a collage of men. English - We jumped plastic frogs. I won the first heat and made it into the finals, thanks to an inside man. But, other people found out too I think, so I ended up getting third overall. I really lost it in that final jump. I tried 5 times to jump before it acually did and even then, my frog hit the wall, but Felix Maximus was ok. He's a real trooper. But hey, I placed and won some fabulous food prizes which I had totally consumed by the end of third period. Break - I'm not gonna lie, my breaks suck. I can never find people and Zdrowski always HAS to use the bathroom and Alicia moves around with Jessica and Kelsey to avoid Coty, who she said she "introduced to our lunch/break group". Now I'm not one that hates to say 'I told you so'. So... I told her so. Spanish - Didn't bother making flashcards and got away with it. I mainly ate beef jerky in that class. Chem - Finished the worst movie ever. But Tonya accused me of servicing the guy next to me instead of watching the movie, which would explain all the answers I missed. She caught me. Oh and Haley spent a good ten minutes making absurd gestures implying that the kid that sits across from me smells. Which he does. I saw him looking at my paper for answers like I didn't notice. I want to kick him in the face. He's one of those people that always sits with their mouth wide open and has no chin. People with no chins scare me. Lunch - Emily and I somehow made our way into the same girl's line for our astropops again. 4/5 days this week, which would be every day that we went to lunch. The girl laughed and called us regulars and then complemented us on our tye-dye chuck e cheese shirts. AP US History - We went over rules. Went home, told my dad I wouldn't nap that afternoon because my parents are concerned about my sleeping habits. He went to the grocery store, I went to play Sims, but seeing all the Sims sleep every night made me tired, so I napped. And then I put away groceries and took another nap. I was trying to get a Sim man abducted so he would be pregnant but he kept coming back with just his personality changed. So I gave up and moved on to my Sim retirement home and started killing off the old people. They were sick anyway, having massive orgies with each other and such. Just sick. Once me and my dad drove by a retirement home nearby(not the sunrise one) and there were ambulances outside of it and I yelled SOMEONE DIED!!!! It was very exciting.
Today I went to lunch with my mom and then to Famous Footwear, her store of choice. I'll find shoes elsewhere someday. Lunch was crazy. It was an asian food buffet, but I thought it was all sick. Orange chicken in other places will never compare to that of Panda. I'm sure Panda Orange Chicken is like sacrilege to even mention inside another asian place. I didn't eat too much, for some reason, I could eat so much more when I was little. We used to go to an asian place calld Chinois (Shin-wah) and I could wolf down two orders of laughing buns easily. Now I can barely do one order(two buns) with some fried rice. Anyway, my mom forgot that I wanted to go school shopping afterwards and drop by a sports store to look for white shorts. I'll do it later.
Current Music: Green-eyed Lady - The Guess Who

Idiot Girls' Action Adventure Club!

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-29T03:08:51-05:00

Ugh, I hate how mindsay automatically puts part of your entry into your subject sometimes.
So... 12:45 a.m. and I've barely scratched the top of the history reading. Page 6 out of 24. But I got the "course-notes", so I think I'm good. Who cares really? I've read this crap 4 times over already. Cortes killed the Aztecs looking for gold, Magellan died halfway through his voyage around the world, Balboa found the Pacific, Isabella married Ferdinand and they granted Columbus his three ships which he thought he was using to find a new route to India... blah blah blah.
My entire existence this weekend has been thoroughly pitiful. I slept all morning both days. Pretty much played Sims the whole time until 5 tonight when I left for work. Both umpires sucked tonight. My games finished first, but I was waiting for Dan's scoresheets to take in to the office, but his game ran about 10 minutes late because his umpire is an idiot. Whoops, I think I just cyber-bullied. I hope the Jesuins don't come arrest me. Anyway, Emily stopped by work and brought me a frappucino. Frappacino? She filled out an application for work. So did Andrew Palchak. And Lance stopped by and said he might and if he and Adam Mathews do, then Troy will. Man, things finally start to pick up...
So, I killed about 6 or 7 Sims, demolished a house and built a super-awesome house in its place. It has a reaaal long porch with circular decks on each end. Those are two stories high. I put telescopes around the top levels and called them observatories. I have quite the imagination, yes I do. The pool is a drop-off like in The OC. I made a lot of the downstairs just one room by leaving some walls open instead of closed with doors. It makes the Sims go faster. Why am I telling you this? This is probably why people don't come back to my blog. Except Neil and Emily, secretly.
Still have not gotten my final school supplies, white shorts or changed my batting lesson. My mom thought I said I was going to change it, but I clearly asked her to. The other two, I had planned to do with her, but she forgot. Not being a good mother this weekend. But not a terrible one either. All she does is sit around and read. My dad told her to stop buying books because he wants to (needs to?) save money. Usually something around here is retarded. The backup battery for my computer is fried. Probably because of that fucking vacuum cleaner. I want to get one of those nifty 8 pound ones I see on those Hoover ads. Shipping and Handling is free.
Well, I shall be off! My parents want me to be going to bed earlier. In theory, I agree, but it comes time to go to bed and I just avoid it. By doing things like this.
Current Book: The Idiot Girls' Action Adventure Club: A True Tale from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life - Laurie Notaro
P.S. That book is excellent. This is my second time reading it and I plan on buying all of her other books. There's no ongoing plot, just a bunch of hilarious little stories. Makes me laugh out loud every time. I would put a quote in here, but my mom's reading it. Go figure.

It's not gossip if it's the truth.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-29T08:08:57-05:00

Since my life is uneventful, I thought I would dedicate this entry to the ramblings going on in my head while doing homework, the latest of which being: Why does my dad buy the HUGE cheez-its? Does he understand it doesn't work the same way as economy size things at Costco?
I also finally figure out the only instance in which driving clutch during rush hour could not put me in a worse mood than I already have when driving is on a motorcycle. If I ever got a 9-5 job someday, I would most definitely go through the trouble of getting a whole new license and taking classes just to ride a motorcycle right on through traffic. Although it is illegal in some, if not most, states. The only possible downside is music. Although I do believe you can get radios wired into your helmet. I would want a cd player though, for my Elton. Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding is the only song I will listen to while driving through winding way at night. Or any part of the day, for that matter. If you have 0 per, listen in sometime, Candle in the Wind will most likely be playing. It's the second track.
Speaking of which, I got the third spot away from handicap today. But the rest of the row was full. Isn't that odd how things like that can instantly cause all sorts of doubt in your mind? Like... is this a staff spot? How come it doesn't say staff? Should I move? Have I been violating some parking lot rule this whole time? What happens if I'm caught? Holy Bejesus, I don't even have real license plates on the car yet. Does that make a difference? - And that all from just getting a good spot.
I just got two calls from my supervisor. Apparently, the plastic bin that all the folders and pretty much everything we need for work--aside from the fields themselves--are in that bin. So tonight I'm goin ghetto style with the schedule printed out at home and scorebook pages ripped out from a scorekeeping book. Ooo! I probably get to use one of my new pens. I went school supply shopping con mi madre after school. I got a box of blue pens and used one for my science homework. I'm convinced it made my handwriting look better. My supervisor said my handwriting was good. It's a good thing it's scorekeeping, I make some pretty nice numbers, if I do say so myself.
Well, I have got to be on my way to that infernal work at this very moment... I may check back later. I may not. Who cares? No one reads this.... if they did they would probably complain about how I always say that no one reads it, but since I'm right (as usual) no one complains because they're not here to read it. Nice, isn't it?
Current Music: Hand of God - Fall Out Boy
[EDIT] Back from work. Man, in the car, I'm always thinking of things to put in here, but I get on here and it goes blank. I need a little notepad to take with me everywhere for those brilliant ideas. Oh those brilliant ideas.... when I'm doing nothing they hit like a hurricane. By the way, this guy at work said there were entire houses under like 25 feet of water because of that Hurricane Katrina. He and a buddy were forming up a team for the next season--which starts right after this one--for a monday night deal and they invited me to join up. I said I could if I wasn't working, and that shouldn't be a problem, I can just lie to my boss. You see, you're supposed to be 18+ to play there, but usually those people don't care unless they get all competitive and worked up over the games, and if they do that, they shouldn't be out there playing rec in the first place. I don't know yet though, I'll have to pop the question to the parents. If it looks like I'm fighting a losing battle, I may offer to pay half of the cost. I told the guys to put me on their sub list anyway, because that's free and you can have as many extra girls as you need on coed nights.
So you know how Kaisa couldn't find the bin at work? I found it. I got home and my parents asked how work was and I told them not to be surprised when they get a call tomorrow informing them they have a genius on their hands. It was in the first place I looked too. I'm just the next Sherlock Holmes, I tell ya. I was entertaining the idea of a detective for a job once. I have entertained every job idea possible, who am I kidding? Anyay, the point is I'm a genius, and that's all there is to it.
You know what I always thought would be weird? If there were freshmen at Laguna Beach high that saw the seniors and were like 'OmG!!! It's Kristen! There's Talon! OMGGGGG' you know?
I gotta go shower now and I think my face is going to explode from being around dirt at work all the flippin time. And while I'm on that subject, Tony is starting to drive me crazy. Seriously. I can only put up with so much... dullness of the brain.
-Sherlock.

Periodontis?

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-08-31T03:08:08-05:00

We did our first real calculus kind of stuff today. I think I want to quit. My dad said quit early if I'm going to insead of investing half a year before giving up. What happened to always telling me not to quit things? He gets mad at me for napping through the afternoon and then makes me waste another 2 hours of my time at a softball meeting discussing practice times, tournaments and costs, none of which I particularly care about. I hate more than half the team. Their collective IQ probably doesn't break 100. And the pizza tastes like absolute shit. My dad's excuse: You didn't go to the last one. All the girls wanted to know where you were. Mine: No one cared, they didn't know me. Who wanted to know where I was? I'll tell you. Emily and Kacee. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY NOW? Not on the goddamn team, that's the fuck where. I of course didn't say that, because it always takes at least half an hour for a good comeback to surface. By that time I was doing a not-even-half assed batting practice in flip flops in the garage. The batting coach says a minimum of 15 minutes. I'm lucky if I stick around for 10.
How am I supposed to know if the rest of calculus is going to be too hard? Can I still get a 0 period something? Can I just have 5 classes? There is no fucking way on the goddamn planet that I am going back to 0 per. pre-cal. I would rather fail calculus until they forced me to go back, in which case I would cut until the tardy police arrested my parents for not making me go to class and then where would I be? Probably still in pre-cal. But at least I would've put up a good fight.
All the rest of my classes are ok, but I know science is going to get hard. History is pretty tame for an ap class. As for spanish... I think I could be in spanish 4 right now, so that's not a real tough deal. English is full of projects and boring reading, but when is it not? Film is cool, but will remain relatively uneventful for about another week or two when we finally start watching real movies. Today we watched a video on teen marketing which made me think about a billion things I don't feel like thinking about.
Just finished the math homework. I have never just straight-out copied so many answers from the back of the book in my life. Why is this so hard for me? I did fine in math until last year. Maybe I should just nix notions of any job concerning any math outside of algebra 2. I mainly hate that I've been ahead and doing so well since 7th grade and if I quit now, people behind me will pass me up and I will feel stupid. And don't you need 3 years of math for a good UC? If you need three of language, then you know math will be worse... I just need to go to school and see how everyone else in the class did, because this just flew right over my head. Who needs limits on equations? Does a marine biologist care about limits? Are firefighters concerned with the value of a function as it approaches a term x? I bet the president can't do this shit. But I bet he can't do a lot of things. Emitting ideas is another I'm not too sure he's got down. Hell, he can't even read a childrens' book, what is he doing "running" the country?
12:00. I have to shower, read about 20 pages of a shitty english excerpt about sailing or some crazy nothingness. Ooo.. maybe I can be a 0 period PE ta. That would be great. But cold.
Current Music: Of all the Gin Joints in the World - Fall Out Boy
P.S. The gums above the first molar-like teeth on my top... teeth hurt like a bitch. It feels like they were filed down or something. Now, I was told by many dental assistants that I will probably never ever have a cavity in the course of my life due to extensive Fluoride assailing in my youth. But what about periodontis? My gums hurrrrrt. I think it happened after drinking sprite before bed one night. Now I have two sweet teeth that feel oh so sour. See? It's making my jokes reallllly bad.
P.P.S. On a side note, I did something kind of nice yesterday. There was a lady with her dog standing on the side of the road and some water on the roadway, and I slowed down so as to not splash her. And that's about as nice as I get on the road. If you're on the road and you're not a woman with a dog by a puddle, I will tear you apart.

Smack-a-Deca

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-01T07:09:16-05:00

I didn't have an internet connection yesterday. My thirst thought was to blame "katrina". But I'm sick of hearing about that. I know the shit is going on, I just don't want to be thinking about it 24/7. I decided I will never live in the southern part of the country. San Diego is as close as I'll get and that's only on the west side. Definitely nowhere near the ocean on the southeast. I'm still deciding between something like Washington and Michigan. Maybe I'll go back to Ohio. Ohio's pretty cool.
Here's a great subject to talk about: my dad's hypocrisy. Not that I jump all over hypocrites, because everyone does something hypocritical at some point in their lives. But this just really struck me as odd. As you may remember, he told my mom to stop buying books because he thinks we should save money. I get home today and he's got a 1 x 1.25 inch device in hand and tells me to get my iPod. We proceed to go sit in the car, where I realize he has gotten a mechanism which, when attached to the iPod and tuned, projects the mp3s onto the radio. I can see car parties being reaaaal good this year. I'm playing it on the radio in my room right now. It's as good as having a remote and being able to pick what you want to hear from about 1500 cds. Brilliant. But costly? Haha, looks like I got a little sidetracked by it's greatness. The whole idea was that my dad tells my mom to stop buying books, but he still gets little gizmos like this that cost the same as maybe 5 or 6 books. Another thing my dad does all the time is read out the latest polls and findings. Specifically regarding young drivers. So much so in fact, that I came home, and asked: "What's new? Got any new teenage driver statistics for me?" He directs the reading to me, like I really care. They're just generalizations. Our film teacher was discussing them after we watched a movie on marketing to teens. He said if he was our age he would be offended by some things the people in the video said. I didn't really identify with it then, but this bugs me. Especially because I know it to be false. One of the new polls said teenage girls were more likely to drive faster with friends in the car. As if my parents weren't already considering extending my 6 mo. period to 12.... And I know I shouldn't know the answer to the question, but I tend to drive slower when with friends.
My spanish teacher practically blew my ears out today with her crazy 8 year old spanish music. And when I say that, I don't mean the song is 8 years old, I mean it was intended for 2nd graders. Her class was freezing today. I was wearing flip flops and my corner gets pretty much the full blast from the air conditioning, so I ended up taking off the flips and sitting in a meditational position in my seat to try to keep my feet warm. I don't like having dry feet. Not that I love them to be moist, but a comfortable medium is very pleasant. My math and science classes were cold too, and my history class has the biggest, most powerful classroom air conditioner I've ever seen. I guess I shouldn't be complaining though, the other history class is in a rainforest-like portable. Or so I hear. That must increase the chances of B.O. too, I should think. I think the other english teacher's class might be in a portable too. All I know is I totally got the better teachers this year. I did last year too, as far as english and science are concerned. You know.... I've always gotten the better teachers. Except I had patch for english in 7th grade(but not history too, thank god). And I heard Curtright's math was better in some aspects. Why am I talking about this?!
I need someone to stop me from rambling like that. Of course in school I barely talk at all. And I think I have a hearing problem. None of the hearing tests indicate it, but I know it's there on some level. I know for sure that my right ear is better than left. But a lot of the time, people talk to me and it just doesn't process. It sounds mumbled or jumbled or something...
The film class broke into pairs to make a coke commercial today. I was with Cassie Franklin and we got tv, so we had to make a 30 second script. Using my lyrical genius, we made a jingle to the tune of Copacabana.: Her name was Lola She was really thirsty Water wouldn't do, Lemonade and orange juice too, She wanted cola Co-coca cola With authentic cola flavor Your taste will never waver So quench your greatest thirst With a fizzy cola burst And get a coca Co-coca cola Because the fizz and taste are really great So have a coke today!
Oh well, it was better in person I guess. Or I'm just a retard. Reading about Amy's water polo adventures makes me wish softball was going on. I kind of hate that I have to wait until spring for my sport to start. Except I guess we start throwing in like October or November. That's boring though... throwing and grounders. We don't even do the outfield drills or anything. just shitty grounders, which I hate. Even worse, I'm one of the four that operates the grounders thing.
Speaking of softball, last night's work games got soooo fucked up. Let's start off with the sprinklers, one of which got stuck and just happened to be facing home plate when it did and the other girl didn't even try to go fix it and I was in the bathroom and I come out and I'm like WTF because there's now a lake in the batters box. So I ran out and twisted it around until it was working right again, but by that time the cycle was just about over and it stopped, so I was left to try to rake dry dirt into the puddle, which was harder than I thought it would be. I tried that for awhile before getting a shovel and just shoveling dirt in and some guy that was playing got the rake going and helped out a lot and then the other scorekeeper comes over and helps. After that was done, we realized there's no ump. That field's times were 6:20, 7:20 and 8:20. The other field had 7:20, 8:20 and 9:20. So we called the umpire guy and he said he didn't know there were games on the 6:20 field, so he finally got someone out there by 7:20, so we pushed the games back an hour, but the other scorekeeper couldnt get a ride home if she did a 9:20, so we had to reschedule that, which our supervisor told us not to do, but hey... it's not like she was there to help. And then one of my field's 7:20 teams thought their game time was pushed back, but it wasn't, so half their people had left, so we switched them with an 8:20 game.... and the whole time those 6:20 teams were pissy. That was the worst my work ever sucked.
Whatever, Emily and Andrew Palchak's interviews are friday. Hopefully Kaisa will hire both right away. Emily's resume looked good, I read it lol. Just as emily is probably reading this right now.
Well, I finally really get the math homework tonight, so I should get to it before my batting lesson.
Current Music: Kung Fu Fighting Remix - Fatboy Slim

The BIRDS.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-03T04:09:24-05:00

My gums are fine now. Maybe I just irritated them eating all that beef jerky two days in a row. My dad went to the grocery store today and didn't get me any more because he said it was more expensive than filet mignon. Oh well, it's probably a good thing. Beef jerky is one of those foods that I just can't put down and will eat to completion. And then I can't really chew real foods for two days because my jaws are sore.
Well I left late for school again today. So late, I didn't even get a spot in the first row. Here's how the adventure went: Everyday while waiting at the madison/bv light, I'm stuck at a red for 5 minutes watching 30 cars turn right off of madison into the school. They have a red light and I have a red light, but they still get to go. It drives me crazy. Anyway... the good news is, I got a parking spot within the first two rows. The bad news is, it was under a pole. And apparently the birds had some pretty odd bowel movements today. I found it hilarious to be driving around in a car with the entire back window covered in shit.
After school(in which 4 of my 6 classes are downright FREEZING) I drove down to sports authority and got some reversible black and white shorts. I've been looking for a white that's not see-through for our rallies this year. I don't think I'll ever be satisfied, so instead I'm turning my focus toward more flip flops. I'm going tomorrow. I kind of want to get those astroturf-looking ones, but... we'll see.
I watched Forrest Gump today. I have seen it like 7 times, but never from the very beginning. I love that movie. Classic.
Current Music: Hell Song - Sum 41
P.S. Today we listened to this supremely superb spanish song about 8 times. I kept going "Mas! Mas!". It was reeeeal good. I hope to find it and put it on my myspace.

Flip Flop. a'Flippity Flop Flop. Flip Flop, Flippity Flop.A

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-04T04:09:13-05:00

Went to hell AKA Wal-Mart today. That was fun.
After we got back, I ate lunch and thed decided to go rest in my ohhhh so comfortable bed. Every time Emily comes over, the first thing she does is get in my bed. It's that comfy. Anyway, my mom was slow in getting ready to go shopping for flip flops, so I said let's go in 15 minutes. 20 minutes roll by and she finds me in bed and I'm like "It's not what it looks like!" and she tells my dad, so I get this whole lecture about how he's concerned I should go to a doctor and maybe I should take some vitamins or something... it was crazy.
So we go flip flop shopping. Bad idea. The first place my mom suggest if freakin Target. Now, I don't mind Target for the occasional cleaner or contact cleaner, but going there for shoes on a saturday afternoon before labor day is just madness. Plus, the shoes were less than wonderful, as you can imagine. So I suggest Big 5 down the street. No luck, but at least it didn't look like the end of the world in there. Speaking of which, earlier Isabell was going batshit, running around with her ears back and the look on the face... if I could understand dogs, I would think she was trying to tell me that if she didn't take a crap, the world as we know it would cease to exist. So I'm going "What do you want?" She runs around. "Do you want to go out?" She runs away. "What do you want?" "Do you want to go out?" She runs around some more. "WHAT DO YOU WAAAAANT?!" So I let her outside and she refused to come back in, so I left her out there to burn in the sun. But back to the shopping...
Next we go to JCPenneys, again, my mother's idea. I had told her right outfront I was lookin to go to Famous Footwear(since she has a bajillion coupons and shit for that dump) and maybe Sports Authority(because I have an obsession with those astroturf flip flops. JcPenny's was worse than anything before. We see a few flip flops, I try some on but don't like them and my moms like those are $30 flip flops. YOu don't want them?! And I'm like "No." So then she's like let's go to the women's flip flops. And I was like "Let's go home." and she's like "Well we're here!!!" And I was like ok.... but I can tell you I won't like anything we'll find over there so I don't know why you don't listen to me when they're MY flip flops. Of course there were like 3 pairs of fugly flips, so NOW she decides we can leave. But we see some flops on the way out and she insists I try them and I want to go, so I'm like what the hell, just get em. They were only $10 and she used her JCPenny's card so they ended up being like $4.75. And they're bv colors, which I happen to wear a lot even though I don't really mean to. I just like red I guess.
So we go home and the family watches some channel with a documentary on tattoos, "Humanimals", and this thing on a pumpkin flinging festival/competition. I fell asleep during the second one and work up to the third going WTF, I was just watching a blue puzzle piece-tattooed guy with horns and now there's hicks catapulting albino punkins? So we went to dinner at FORBIDDEN CITYYY, which I always say in my best/worst asian accent. Hahaha, somehow "home runs" is one of my suggested tags. Now, at forbidden city, they have these chairs that my dad swears have been there for probably 10 years. They're saggy. My mom ALWAYS searches out the best chair at the table. My dad ended up getting up and going over to the table next to us and starts feeling up the chairs until he finds a good one, which he drags over to where he's sitting on the opposite side of the table and switches out the chairs, dragging the old one back over to the other table. All the while, there's like 5 tables of other people in there and I'm just sitting there thinking "Gee... I really do just use them for their money."
Current Music: All She Wants to do is Dance - Don Henley

¡Eskipper!

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-07T01:09:08-05:00

I don't really want to post a daily crap blog, so I was thinking this can be one of those random things.
I was playing/watching Wheel of Fortune tonight and you know what occurred to me? You get to the point where there's only like 4 or 5 consonants left and everyone knows the answer, but the player just keeps spinning because they are either: A. looking to get as much $ as possible or B. they are a complete idiot. Anyway, the thought just zoomed into my head and hit me like a ton of bricks: I wonder what Vanna is thinking. Is she screaming inside her head, "JUST SOLVE THE FUCKING PUZZLE!"? Does she guess letters in her head and play along? Does she make up games to play to keep her from getting bored? Is she whining to herself about how her feet hurt? It just seems a very interesting concept. What is going through Vanna's mind?
I fell asleep about 10 times during film today. Just drifting in and out. At one point, the teacher yelled "WAKE UP! If I can't sleep, you can't either!" and I knew he was talking to me. But i couldn't help it. I went to bed sometime between 1 and 2, and because I'm sick, I took some Drixoral before school and I think it makes you drowsy. Anyway, it one of the dreams, Heather David had brown hair. And in my dream dream last night I think Jessica Alba was there and one of the swimmers I don't really know was offering me coke between at bats and for some reason I thought I had to slit my wrists and inject the powder directly into my bloodstream. And then when it was my ups, I couldn't find my helmet, so I wore a catcher's mask. It was weird.
Sickness. I may have gotten it from Alicia, who also gave it too Laura and Becca. Maybe. What I really want to know is if I got it from Alicia or if mine stemmed from the lack of sleep or maybe it was the sickness itself that was causing the fatigue. Oh well... my dad looked up drixoral's warning label online since I didn't have the box, and it says not to drive or operate heavy machinery. But my driving was still pretty good I thought. A couple near-misses on winding way maybe. But maybe not... maybe I was just imagining it.
I got home and wanted to sleep so bad I sat upright in a chair hoping my dad wouldn't notice. He didn't for awhile, but then he made me get up and go do batting practice while he made homemade frappuccinos. My batting went so great I did some more later. The frappuccinos ended up having twice the coffee of my dads normal black in the morning, so I was set for the rest of the day. I thought I might end up in bed by 11, but I just realized tonight is the 70's House finale, so... screw that.
As for my holiday weekend... saturday and sunday were spent lounging and doing the same-old chores. Sunday afternoon Emily called and invited me to sleepover and go to the A's/Mariners game Monday. I did and did. Olivia and I set up a badminton net all by ourselves that Emily's mother/godzilla ended up totalling trying to make it tauter(is that a word?). Anyway, at the game I ended up getting an L shaped sunburn on the inside of my right leg and my left arm and side of my face were red. Alicia said I looked like I wanted to kill someone in science today. That would be the combo of red face/drowsy pills. Not to mention it's colder than the north pole in there. Speaking of which, I had a vicious debate over how the polar bears DO NOT live on the same pole as penguins, and therefore do not eat or speak to them.
Anyway... that was my life.
Current Music: Your Song - Ewan McGregor (Elton John cover AKA Moulin Rouge Soundtrack)
Suggested Tags: "black thought", "bed head" and my personal favorite.... "Alicia".

Ghetto Dad Talk

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-08T01:09:35-05:00

Senora Tovar-tard changed the seats. It's only the 3rd week of school. I was sitting in a perfectly PERFECT corner among some crawfords and the english(as in the country) kid. I wrote "Columbia Sucks" on the bookcase next to me. I broke the pencil sharpener by my head. It was glorious. And now it's gone. Amy sits across from Becca and Crosby, and Haley, Shannon and Kyle are right in a row, but what do I have? Jordan Walker and Victoria Woolgar? All my good ol spanish singing pals are gone... I am alone. By some kid with a big head.
On a higher note, Aymeric ragged on freshman for half the period. She talked of observing the freshman making out by her room and a kid with his hand down his girlfriends pants... The other day, she was talking about how parents gave your stuff away while you were gone and she said someone in first period said they would come home and stuffed animals were gone and their parents said they went on vacation and never came back. Sad, but we laughed. Aymeric is awesome.
In film, we started watching the really old, first public films. I fell asleep during this pretty cool one. I was trying sooo hard and I didn't even feel tired but somehow I close my eyes and when I open them again, there's this train robbers thing going on, which was much cooler than "Workers leaving the factory", which--I kid you not--is a real movie.
Today my dad was mad at Triumph for following him around and I swear he said "Back off, fool.". I laughed. The other day, I was calling Triumph a fatty because he ate a lot of my cupcakes and my dad was said "like Fatty Boombalatti...". I can't even begin to spell that, but I was like "Where did you hear that?!". He surprises me more and more. I was getting twice baked potatoes at the store, so he decided to make some. Turned out ok. A little lumpy and definitely not enough cheese, but it's getting there. I can make a meal out of one of those.
This leads me to work. There was a little boy, maybe 3 years old, and he was playing with his older brother with a stick and then put it in his mouth. This is something he picked up from the dirt. The three of us at the table all saw it and went "eeeeeww". But mine may have come out more like an "UUUUFFFF".
There was also this cute little girl playing with some little boy she didn't really know. And at one point, her dad brushed her butt off because she had been sitting in the dirt, and the little boy walks up and goes, "What about me? I have dirt too." and turns around and the dad is just like"........ that's something for your mother to do." You really had to be there, it was hilarious. Later, I heard that same little girl exclaim that her "booty hurt". I laughed.
I lent Jared (that 20 year old, elem/middle/high school dropout that deals) my car to go to his house and get Ray's bat. I figured his house is close and I've let him borrow it before and he's never crashed a car, so whatever. When he got back (an hour+ later), he said "Just don't go to that 76 on Sunrise and Madison." That's encouraging. He said he stole a buttload of beer from there, but he didn't park in the parking lot and I still don't have plates on the car anyway.
Emily, Andrew Palchak and some other girl's interviews were friday. I was talking to Lumoli (lah-mole-ee) (or as Ray called her, Guaca-Lumoli), and she said Kaisa told her she wanted to hire two but wasn't sure. And I was like wtf, you need two, you want two, so just hire them already. I can't work sunday w/o missing practice, which means less game time, and Lumoli can't do it and Dan already is, so... there's no one left. By the way, the sprinklers on the pitchers mound of Field 2 wasn't turning, so I had to run out and rotate it by hand for 5 minutes amidst other sprinklers. That was fun.
Current Music: Island Girl - Elton John

Goodbye Mr. Right Side...

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-13T03:09:49-05:00

My mom called my driving "not too good" today while I was pulling into the driveway. Apparently, she believes she has raised a moron who would RUN INTO THE GARAGE DOOR AS IT'S OPENING. She probably got that notion from some personal experience. But it wasn't just this incident that sparked this remark. Oh no... this goes clear back to friday....

Friday: After getting out of school, I went home, did some chores and showered. I met Olivia and Kimmi at Olivia's house shortly after 5 (I had to go home because I forgot my ticket to the soccer game in my history book, which proceeded to fall to pieces when I shook it to get the damn thing out) and we went to FOD. For those of you who don't know, FOD stands for Fair Oaks Deli. It ranks up there with Rims and Mr. Pickles. Or so I think, I haven't been to Pickles. Anyway. Shannon met us there and after eating, we went to the soccer game in folsom. It wasn't at the high school, it was a couple blocks away at Kemp Park. We got a little lost going there because I though I knew the way and accidentally took a wrong turn, but then went the right way and then got a little confused again and had my right turn signal on for awhile before I realized there was no right turn. It really looked like it though. Anyway, I finally got us there and we watched the game. We won 2-1 I think, after coming up from behind. Speaking of behinds, the referee got in the way of Matias and didn't make an effort to get out of there, and Matias (who looks like he's about to kill someone when he plays) booted the ball pretty much as hard as he could right up the ref's ass. The field was artificial, so whenever the ball bounced, black rubber bits sprayed into the air. It was a good game overall. On the way out I hit a curb... silly me. We followed Courtney through an entirely wrong plaza to try to get to a starbucks that ended up being right next to the Round Table Pizza Alicia and gang went to. We got our drinks, talked the Round Tablers and left for the football game at the high school. It was dark about this time and while getting onto the freeway, apparently some rat sprang out of the bushes and Courtney ran it over. The football game sucked terribly, so we left after the third because it was freezing and I couldn't feel my feet. I had, for some reason, opted to wear flip flops. We followed Kainoa and Courtney to Mel's. At one point, we were passing up Courtney and Olivia stuck herself out the window and rowed like she was in a boat. A speedy boat. Our group at Mel's consisted of Chrissy, Kainoa, Mia, Me, Olivia, Kimmi and Courtney. I may be forgetting someone. Jake Milusnic and Matias joined us later. We ate and such and left to get Ana at the dance. Dropped Kimmi at home and went to Olivia's where Kainoa soon joined us and then left. Then Marc and Robbie came. And here's where it gets interesting. We decided to go to WinCo (which is apparently back in folsom) for some cheap tp. So we took the highway and they were egging me on, so I managed to hit 110 I think before we needed to exit. We actually went one exit further just so we could push it. At WinCo, Ana shoved Olivia + cart into a stack of boxes and I searched fruitlessly for marshmallows. Upon leaving, I thought we were giong back to Olivia's, so I turned onto Winding Way. Bad Idea. If only we had just gone straight to Emily's (to tp). Well, I was zipping through Winding Way, speeding along quite quickly. We get to the big turn. That's what I call it. It's the one where I fishtailed going downhill on it once. Well, we were headed uphill, which involves a left turn and then en even tighter left halfway through the first. Took it at 60ish. Very bad. I discovered tonight that the speed limit sign was knocked flat to the ground though, so could you really blame me? Anyway, the car felt like it was going to tip and, well, I guess you just can't do that turn at 60. Or even 50 for that matter. We ended up hitting the guardrail on the right side. Yea... pretty bad. We stopped and got out and looked, and it wasn't promising. The scary thing is, Robbie was on the left side of the car and he had his hand out the window and he told Olivia to do the same. If she had, she would not have a whole hand right now. We were all fine and we just decided to skip TPing. We tried to sleep on the concrete outside, but thought we saw a snake, so we went in. We washed a lot of the dusty stripe from the rail off the car and were left with some dents and paint chips gone along the right. The passenger door opens with a sick crunching pop.
Saturday: When I got home, I waited until my dad came out of the shower and then broke the news. They were not surprised. Disappointed, but not surprised. Marc had said it wouldn't be more than $500, my dad took a look and said 3-4000. All in all, I was told I'm not allowed to do any "social driving" for awhile. That doesn't mean w/o other people, as they still do not know about that, and never will. It just means no football games or shit. I spent the rest of Saturday feeling bad about it all and reading a book I got at Barnes and Noble. It's called "Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales from a Pretend Adulthood." It's the sequel to Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life." by Laurie Notaro. I highly suggest that first one. New York Times bestseller, that one is.
Sunday: Slept, ate, newspapered... looked up colleges in the Fiske guide... bleh. Showered w/o washing my hair, went to softball practice, whereupon I almost died. I had to just stop at one point because I was so tired. We had done the killer drill and Art had us moving all around the outfield doing a relay thing, in which I accidentally put all of my energy into making perfect throws the first time, and pretty much just wasted all there was. I was pathetic. I also left my water in the car like an idiot. I hit good though. My hitting has been great. I went home and my mom took my dad to the airport, so I finally got some home alone time. The first a month. At least. I spent it eating some Drumstick Sundae flavored ice cream. It has pieces of cone and peanut covered in chocolate in it. That night was the first time I washed my hair since Friday morning.
Monday: Math test. Didn't know the first half would be w/o the calculator (which, by the way has recently been the recipient of some games) (but now Hunter doesn't work and that was the best one on there). So I did pretty shitty on that half. But I totally passed up all these people who started the second half like 5-10 minutes before me. What can I say? I'm a fast test-taker when I think I know my shit. We had a quiz in film and watched a silent movie called The Gold Rush. I almost fell asleep, but wanted to watch it so bad I managed to stay awake. That just made it worse in English when we read The Crucible out loud using the staged play format. Sucked. Spanish sucked. We played battleship, our teacher's most favorite game. Me and my partner blew a lead and lost. Chemistry was not freezing for once. History was a huge waste of time. At 3, we had an appointment at Ground Zero Body Repair getting an..... Estimate! Taadaaaa! They said they're just going to completely replace all of the parts on the right side of the car, including the front and rear bumpers... stupid wraparound design. As for the cost *cue Price is Right music*: Marc said 500, my dad said 4,000, but the real price of that repair IS......... $7500!!!. My grandmother loves price is right. Did I mention that she broke her hip? She was going down basement stairs backwards with a bag of salt or something. Grandma.... she's last one of her kind in my family. I'm all out of grandparents except for her. Too bad the family is Italian and big-ish. I always hoped for a good inheritance. Maybe a ghetto-fab grandma buick or something. Yea so... I guess my insurance payments will be going up? Sucks ass. Not getting a ticket was so drilled into my mind that I didn't even remember people had single car accidents. My dad was like a ticket would only be $75! Or more, as Neil can assure. My dad had told me if I got a ticket, I wasn't driving again until I was 24 and insurance costs first started to drop. Oh well?

So that concludes my oh so adventurous weekend.
Current Music: Touchdown Turnaround - Hellogoodbye
P.S. I originally wanted to title this: A Guardrail Saved My Life Tonight, but I thought it was too revealing. Kind of like those white shorts I wore today.

No Spicy Pork!This morning was fine. Got out of school at 12:15, left my fine parking spot and ma

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-18T05:09:33-05:00

Thursday
This morning was fine. Got out of school at 12:15, left my fine parking spot and made it home. Watched some Tom & Jerry before almost napping. If it were my choice I would have eaten lunch right away. But my choice, it was not. This afternoon was an occasion of mom-umental pain in my ass.
With the current driving restrictions, there was no way I could go to the lunch Emily had promised me this afternoon unless she drove. I figured hey, that would work; he parents don't care and I wouldn't be doing any "social driving", just riding. Now, come to think of it, I don't know why I didn't ask if I could ride with Troy, since they were going to lunch together and he has had almost a year(which, by the way, has now been set in stone as the amount of time I must wait before I can openly share with my parents the entire passenger content of my car), but Emily encouraged me, and so I went to ask my mom if Em could drive me to lunch. No sooner had the question left my mouth, I was left wondering what in the hell I was thinking, because I obviously just wasn't.
I had told my mom yesterday I really wanted to go to Panda. La Bou lingered in the back of my mind as well. But today she got it into her head that Elephant Bar was the place to go. I went, somewhat disappointed, but still satisfied. We sat outside because it was nice and my shoes practically glowed in the sun, now that I washed them. Plus, there's less people outside. And anything with less people suites me just fine. Well, at some point during the conversation, I had picked up the serated steak knife and in my fidgeting, it had neared my face. My mom's eyes widened in shock and I said "What? Any food it touches is going in my mouth anyway?" and she said "You could cut yourself!". I then proceeded to run the knife up and down along my left thumb, meanwhile she's going "Stop it!". I switched to my right thumb for one final, slightly harder stoke, and lo and behold, I cut a good centimeter-sized stripe down into the pad of the digit. She didn't say 'I told you so' but she laughed. Anytime you say it's the last time, it goes wrong.
Afterwards we went to barnes and noble and I bought Laura's bday present (Dogzilla, because Cat Kong is her favorite) and I got the third Laurie Notaro book. I wanted my mom to pay for half since she reads them anyways, but that was a no go. She did end up using her barnes and noble card to help though, but it still sucked up my $20. I only take that much out of my paycheck every half-month, so I hate to use it all (even though that's what it's for). I just hate to spend my money. But recently, I've just been abusing my parent's wallets too. I almost feel bad about it. But I don't.
When I got home, I decided to get in a quick nap before I had to leave for my batting lesson. I later woke up to my mom yelling "You missed your batting lesson!" at 5. The lesson started at 5. Did she not notice that I hadn't left? Does she not notice that I'm missing something until the second it starts? Could she not have realized I hadn't left and just gotten up ten minutes earlier?! Why does she wait until the lesson STARTS to tell me I missed it? I like going to my batting lessons. I look forward to it. And she lets me sleep right on through it. And then decides to notify me just as it's starting that Hey! I missed it! ugh. I was pissed. Real pissed.
Then I went to work, which was just dandy. This one team has a guy that has hair that's bleached on the top and he always smiles. We were trying to figure out if he's gay or not. It is men's night, not coed, if that even means anything. Anyway, his team started off down until they finally came back at 15-14, but then the other team made it 15-21, so then his team scored two and then held the other team and scored the winning runs in the bottom of the last inning with 30 seconds left. It was tizzight.
Friday
Rally Day. Dressed in all white. Didn't really need to bother with the long socks, seeing as my legs are of an unnatural shade of pale, but hey, it let me off the hook as far as shaving is concerned.
The band marched by my first period, but seeing as it was film, we couldn't get up and follow and we couldn't even listen to it, either. We did watch the Chubb Chubbs though. It won for best animated short of the year I think. I had somehow seen it before. But still good.
The rally was alright. There was a sick food eating contest, so our class naturally chose Dan to do it. A person from each class picked a brown bag and had to eat what was inside. The senior backed out and traded in Dale. They had noodles and syrup. Sophomores had spam. Freshman has cauliflower and some other vegetable or something. We got anchovies. The sophomore threw the spam at another kid, so they were disqualified. Dan threw up, stopped, and then started again, but he couldn't do it. I don't think the others even finished by the time the rally ended. The anchovies wafted back into our section though.... definitely not pleasant.
There was almost a fight during break, but it got broken up, unfortunately. I was right there too. For once.
I got extra credit points for brining my history book, but I had aleady found out about this from 2nd period, so I had gone out during lunch to get it out of the trunk.
The rest of the day sucked until 10:30, when I left to get my dad at the airport. Finally got to drive by myself to somewhere other than school and work. But I had to stay the speed limit on the way home. My dad said my social driving ban lasts until he's satisfied I'm going the speed limit. So I need to find a way to drive him a lot the next few days. The car is giong in to the shop on wednesday or something though. He also said I shouldn't even think about getting in a car with another teen driver, legal or not. Which is completely hypocritical as he let me do it over 60 times in the past two years for softball. Moron.
Saturday
Woke up, turned on the tv, saw nothing special except this show for high school kids who don't know what career path to take and a short infomercial for a rubber-toothed broom. It looked really nice. If I had a credit card, I would be lost in a pile of infomercial materials by now. Played Mario Tennis. Got a phone call from Neil asking if I was busy. Ended up going to the tennis finals at the sunrise mall. Halfway through we walked to Panda Express, home of the best Orange Chicken ever. We discussed shoelaces, harry potter things he left in his car for a disgruntled coworker to find, sunglasses, port-o-potties and Utah. I used a port o potty on the way back, but it took quite some time just to prep it for use. I realized it was the handicap accessible one, but still.... someone had problems with aim or something.
Tonight I got home, finished my orange chicken, made my mom try some, which to her surprise TASTED GOOD. huDerrrrr. Why did she think I wanted to go there on friday? Because it has the best orange chicken this side of the planet? Nawww.....
I watched some movies, played mario tennis until I wanted to rip my eyes out of my skull and then watched some more movies. I like Donkey Kong Jr. the best. But yoshi/birdo, peach/daisy, and DK/Bowser are okay too. I just hate the paratrooper.
I tried to work on a science lab due monday, but it's not happening. I have practice from 10-12 tomorrow plus an hour for travel and I need to vacuum and mow the lawn, so I don't know when I will get to working on it. We'll see, I guess.

Current Music: Shadow Stabbing - Cake

Should I Stay? Or Should I Go?

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-20T01:09:54-05:00

Yesterday I got up at 8:30 so I could leave at 9:30 for the 10:00 practice. It was crappy. We did the usual boring hitting stations. They don't help at all. Then we did the killer drill and missed 5 balls I think? So we had to do 25 push ups and sit ups. Apparently my coach found out about the car. I don't like so many adults knowing because I'm afraid my parents will find out the truth about the whole thing. Anyway, during batting, my right lower back hurt a little because the stupid machine sucks so bad I always just let my swing go to shit.
When I got home, I ate and played Mario Tennis. Then, tragedy struck. I moved while playing tennis and felt stabbing pain in my upper left back. Everytime I moved, I could feel it.
Stayed up until some time finishing a boring lab write up. Wasn't that hard I thought, just tedious.
This morning, I got up pretty quick, got dressed, printed out my lab write up and ate a brownie for breakfast. Bad idea, right there.
Went to school. 0 period was fine. In film, we were watching Singing the Rain, and it was like I had stared at a bright light. There was this lingering spot in my field of vision and I just couldn't see the entire screen because of it. I hated that. But then it went away, only to be replaced by a headache. This headache only got worse during 2nd period. We watched a shitty movie in there and then worked on group projects, so there was a lot of noise, which definitely didn't help. I took off my sweatshirt, but was still hot, so I was taking deep breaths and trying to cool off, but ended up just sitting in my seat, nauseated, staring at the clock waiting for class to end.
After the bell rang, I just bolted out the door, tripped on a tree root and kept going right to the office. I got to the attendance office, beat slightly by sarah illig only to find some girl on the phone telling her mom her stomach hurt and jake leroux at the counter holding some long-winded conversation with the attendance lady about how he's missed 10 days and needs to have parents clear them and stuff and I just said I have no time for this shit and left.
Got home, threw up, went to bed. My dad called the office and asked what he needed to do and I guess they were mad because I didn't sign out and if he brought me back to sign out I could be suspended for leaving school grounds and some crap, so they sad just don't do it again. And then I got a small lecture on driving home dizzy, even though I wasn't. My dad was just putting words in my mouth. So I slept until 2, thought about getting up to eat, but my eyeballs hurt pretty bad, so I went back to sleep until 3. Played Mario Tennis, then ate dinner later and came back here to do homework.
I don't know why I bothed to write this. I could've just said: Today I got a huge headache, cut the rest of school, went home, puked, and slept the rest of the day.

Stop the Rock.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-20T09:09:32-05:00

Went to school. Wasn't sick. Singing in the Rain is not a great movie. Made a kickass map in history of a colony. If I knew how to scan things, you would be looking at a picture of cartographic greatness right now. Came home. Played Mario Tennis. Got Wario/Waluigi court. Only one left to get: Pirahna. And believe me, I've been trying. I got to 44 without fail. I just need to get to 50. Did batting practice. Pissed because a wiffle ball has gone missing. Then, in fit of mini-rage, went to hit my shoe with the bat. Missed. Hit ankle. Hard. The End.

Tunes: Can't Stop the Rock - Fatboy Slim

Ambulances and toilets.After dinner, we set out for Tahoe. I wanted to drive, which ended up bein

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-26T01:09:30-05:00

Friday: After dinner, we set out for Tahoe. I wanted to drive, which ended up being hell. The road is really windy and at 8 or 9 at night you get a lot of assholes in small expensive cars or big pickup trucks who want to go 20 miles faster than everyone else. It was bad enough in the dark without them riding your tail. We finally get into town and my dad got really pissed off for almost no reason. He's a really bad navigator and the street signs were pretty small, so it wasn't hard to miss a turn and he ended up yelling at me to pull over so we could switch drivers, so I pull into a parking lot and got for a spot but he's like What the hell are you going in the spot for?! And I was like..... whatever. So we switched and I sat there as he almost runs over 3 j-walkers. The hotel our team booked into was in the gamblers ghetto on the stateline between cal and nev. The toilet, bathtub and sink were all yellow. To turn our tv off, we had to just unplug it from the wall. We checked out the next morning and moved over to the Holiday Inn Express, which was like the MGM Grand compared to the "Tahoe Tropicana". There were two sinks, a white toilet and white shower, none of which were jammed in. The bathroom was the length of the room, which actually had an alarm clock in it and a working tv. And a refrigerator and coffee pot and a desk and table. The other room had none of this. Jenny found a condom in the bed in her room.
Saturday: Got up at 6. Ate at Carrow's at 6:30. Started warming up at 7. It was below freezing. I ended up wearing two underarmors, a sweatshirt, the jersey and a jacket on top. After running our warm up lap, we actually had frost all over our shoes. Couldn't feel our hands or toes. Or faces. It sucked. I had a sacrifice bunt and two walks. We lost by 1 or something to the younger hot styx team. Which was pathetic. They're an okay hitting team, but they're younger than us. We beat their older team last summer season. We moved two a different field and beat the Dynasty. I didn't play for most of the game, due to the coach's rotation system. I did go in in the last two innings and made a fantastic play in right. Probably one of my best ever. And I also had a pretty good catch. But I didn't bat. The pitcher goes to my school. We moved back to the other field and played this pathetic 14 B team. I got a walk and then didn't play again thanks to the damn rotation. The team went to a pizza place for dinner. Afterwards, the girls went to Albertsons. I got pushed in this weird half plastic kids cart. It rolled over and some lady yelled at us that "Those things cost money!". So we left. I went back to the hotel and watched a discovery channel thing on constrictors. The snakes. They can eat entire alligators. I ended up sleeping in what I went to dinner in because I just dozed off and was too lazy to change when I woke up.
Sunday: Went to IHOP. Got pigs in blankets and a side of toast. The server was extremely nice and gave me a hot chocolate with whipped cream as tall as the mug itself. We played the same Dynasty team at 10:30. The game was delayed by half an hour. Our coach came to the warm ups 45 minutes late because he was so hung over he couldn't walk. We were up by something like 8 runs. I played the whole game and finally got to hit off of the pitcher from my school. I got a triple. And then I walked again. Big surprise. My last at bat though, I hit a high fly to the grass behind the shortstop and I guess the center fielder dove for it and like landed on her chest or something. It knocked the wind out of her and she had asthma, so she couldn't breathe and her pulse was really erratic and every time she sat up, she got dizzy. I heard she was hyperventilating and couldn't feel her legs. They called 911 and the fire truck came from the station across the street. They ended up taking her away in an ambulance. Some of her teammates were crying like she was dying. Art said they thought she might have whiplash. So I guess I got a triple, walk, and put some girl in the hospital. All before lunchtime. Ate at subway and returned to play the championship against the hot styx. We blew a 3-1 lead in the 6th. Then it was 5-3 by the top of the 7th. We were visitors and had to get two runs. We had them on second and third and the last batter, our cleanup batter, stuck out. It was pathetic. Pathetic. But all the mistakes took place while I was out for 2 innings. So I don't really take the blame. We had like 3 errors and a lot more mistakes. We didn't even get individual trophies, just one big team one. Thankfully, my dad drove home. He came pretty close to a guardrail around one fast turn and my heart flipped. I thought I was gonna die. You think I speed? I get it from my dad. I got home and showered, and my dad let me go to work to visit emily. He said "You're coming straight home afterwards, RIGHT?(.)" and I was like Yea. But I went to starbucks before I went to the fields. I got two cupcakes from Neil and two frappucinos. I ended up putting one frap in a cupholder and one between my legs, one cupcake in the other cupholder and held one in my driving hand while changing gears with the other. It was pretty multi-task-ful.
And that was my weekend. Oh yea, and rosa fell of a toilet in the hotel and hit her head on the sink. They were thinking about calling her shithead because she fell off the shit and hit her head.

Tunes: Buddy Holly - Weezer

A Case of the Geriatric Odor.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-27T03:09:01-05:00

School. What can I say? We started what is supposedly (one of) the greatest movie(s) of all time-- Citizen Kane. Hmm... I just hit the space bar and it kept going by itself. We watched a spanish drivers ed video in spanish class (obviously), which is quite a coincidence, as there was a story about Red Asphalt in the paper today. Too bad I was in the class last year, before the new Red Asphalt 5 came out. I didn't think it was that scary/gross. I am numbed from the perpetual waves of sickness spilling onto primetime television anyway.
After school I came home and pretty much lounged until 4:00. I wrestled with my mom and realized she kind of smells like my grandpa, which either means: A. it's genetic OR B. she's getting old I'm leaning more towards C, all of the above.
I got a call around 4 or so from my boss rambling about how tonight's games might be rained out or something and I just stood there until she was done and then I said, "I wasn't aware that I was working tonight." And she said, "No, you're on the schedule" and I said "No..." and then she went on to say "Hooooly crap" about 3 times. I ended up getting scheduled for tonight and wednesday. I had been so glad I got a whole week off... The ump on the lower field called his game for rain (or so I thought), so I had mine call it, only to have him leave and then find out the other ump decided to start his game back up after the rain subsided. People were a little mad that ours had been cancelled. But in the end, the other ump called his because he decided the lightning was too close. The people still played a little more after the game. Apparently they're oblivious to the fact that they're standing in the middle of a field surrounded by a chain link fence, stadium lights and a huge chain link backstop. And they're holding metal bats in the air on top of it all. I should know after our trip to Utah, some coach got struck while putting a bat away. Meanwhile, our team had been camping out in center field, having our own little vacation.
Got home early and decided to try to make smores brownies after hearing all the buzz about Neil's. Plus, my dad had gone to the grocery store and gotten the ingredients. Who was I to say no? I made them. They are entirely too sweet. I ended up making myself throw up later because they made me feel so sick. Second time in a week throwing up, and I never do. I'm rarely ever sick. The one good thing I got from my dad: a strong immune system. It might also help that I pick my nose and sometimes eat the contents. Or do I? One doctor thought it strengthened the immune system to do that because the nose hairs catch the dead/weakened forms of viruses and such and then you ingest them, introducing them to your body. Makes sense.
Here's where things take a turn for the strange and sick: So I threw half of my dinner up. No brownies, oddly enough. Most of it was hot pocket. Then after my shower I popped a small, tiny pimple on my shoulder, only to discover Mount Vesuvius was exploding on my back. I have never had bacne, but this was ridiculous. I could only used one arm do to its position, and when I kind of popped it or rolled it out or whatever the hell it was I did, out came a little hard black/grey ball. To this minute, I still don't know what it was or if it really came out of my back or just happened to be chilling on my finger while this was going on and just kind of worked it's way into the scene... It was odd. But when is my life not?

Tunes: Caring is Creepy - The Shins

I WANT MY FUCKING ORANGE CHICKEN

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-27T05:09:21-05:00

I TOLD my mom we would be going to Panda today after school. As I left this morning, my idiot dad said "See you at 2!" and I said, "No, I'll be a little late today because we have this assembly." My mom wasn't going to eat lunch until my DAD said I would be late. So she ate lunch and now we can't go. I was looking forward to this All Fucking Day. COULD THEY NOT USE THEIR FUCKING BRAINS AND REALIZE 6TH PERIOD WILL NEVER RUN PAST 2:50 AND I GET OUT BEFORE THEN, SO I'M NOT GOING TO BE FUCKIN HALF AN HOUR LATE?! WHY IS MY FAMILY SO GODDAMN STUPID?! She can't go tomorrow and I refuse to go with her to lunch ANYWHERE on thursdays, so I now get to wait until friday. Screw it, I'm not taking her. She obviously doesn't want to go that bad. She says she does, but she lies. Or else she would've postponed eating lunch because I only got home 10 minutes later. Fuckin Retard. Absolutely fucking retarded. I'm so pissed about this.

Motivation Imagination Navigation Determination = Machete Wielding Psychic.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-09-28T05:09:45-05:00

I suppose a blog concerning the rest of my day is in order.
We had an assembly during second period. The yearly "motivational speaker" deal. So far we've had a mime, a weird ex-druggie lady who dressed in different clothes in this odd one-man show, and now a "mentalist" aka "psychic". He did the usual think of a word and he would guess the word, correctly every time. He had us picture blank screens and he... I don't know... "projected" pictures to us. The first two he said were going to be "outside objects" and I, as well as half of the rest of the audience pictured a tree and then a car. The next he said was a vegetable, and of course the main veggie that comes to mind is a carrot. Then he said he would do a shape inside a shape. The obvious choice was a triangle in a circle. I guessed that one before he even "projeced" it. Meanwhile, he had given a closed envelope to a girl in the audience before he started, and then he took a kid and taking apart the newspaper bit by bit, the kid picked the half in either hand and the pile dwindled until the guy ripped a page down the middle and took that final one and had the kid shred it. Then he put all the pieces in a butterfly net and had people in the audience take out handfuls and then had one kid come up and pick a random piece and read the words off of it. It read something like "the officers detested... something..." it didn't make sense of course, it was a little box of shredded paper, but he had the girl open the envelope and read what it said. It of course matched perfectly. He took a little kid and had him pick out a card and then shuffle the deck and throw the cards in the air. He tricked the kid into throwing the cards early for dramatic effect, while he jabbed a machete in the air to "catch" the card, which was the 5 of spades. He took off the blindfold and said Oh well... let's try another trick. He used the machete to slice open an orange and the card was, predictably, in the center.
As for the rest of the day... I fell asleep during film, thereby missing a good portion of the "best film ever made". I found it boring so far anyway. My second period class lasted for an hour as opposed to the other, shorter classes, which was ok because it was english with the best teacher. Tomorrow I have tests in math and chem. Thank God I have McCargo, else I would have a history test too. But no, instead McCargo gives us a practice essay for the AP exam. It's horrible and makes me want to kill myself. But it's not due until friday. And I have a formal lab write up due monday, even though the teacher said we would only do one a trimester and this is already the 2nd one. I, unfortunately, know very little about the lab, including the procedure. I think I was absent and missed some stuff. And I kind of just stood there and got answers during the experiment. Oh well.
I danced in my room for about an hour tonight. It's my main form of exercise, I have decided. I just used my Imagination... a phrase popular with those motivational speakers. Unfortunately, I mainly use mine to scare myself into thinking there's snakes in the trees at dark and they might just fall down on my head.
My mom said they were planning to take out all vending machines from schools. Neil will be devastated... the second time losing his precious blue bunnies. I just don't like the idea of it. It's just forcing us to eat more of the school's food, some of which is most definitely less healthy than say, the sodas, cookies and Hershey cream pies they serve at 8 in the morning. Maybe more people would eat the healthier food if it wasn't stale or actually tasted good.

Tunes: We Will Become Silhouettes - The Shins (Postal Service cover)

Dirk.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-10-02T03:10:28-05:00

I can't remember too much of the past couple of days, which is probably a good thing, as I usually put the even the most minute irrelevant details of every day in here. So let's go with what I do remember. One day I woke up at 6:30. I thought wait.... don't I leave at 6:30? And then I couldn't remember if it was 5:30 or 6:30, so I figured, well... if normal school starts at 8, then 0 period starts at 7, then I must leave at 6:30. Holy Shit! So I flew out of bed, went back and checked my calendar to figure out what I was going to wear, executed that move, went out to the kitchen, where my dad was pouring my smoothie into a water bottle, and I ran out the door. Turns out I was out the door in 5 minutes, and actually left before I usually do when I get up at 5:45 or whenever it is. Two days later, I fell asleep while taking a break from writing an AP test essay for history. Woke up to the alarm and then noticed the computer light was glowing. And I was like "I didn't turn the computer off last night?" "HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T FINISH THE ESSAY!". So I did the last two paragraphs in half an hour which I know sounds easy, but I'm a very deliberate writer. That was Friday. I was going to go to the BV/Casa rival game, but I would only go if I could drive myself because I hate trying to time the end of a dman football game right. I never went to football games my freshman year. And from the looks of it, I won't be going to any junior year either because my parents are just getting tighter and tigher. I crashed because I was speeding, and it's not like I wrapped the car around a tree. But my dad still won't lift the social driving ban. It's been three weeks; 5 more days and it will be a month. He won't let me go to football games because he said the school parking lot is dangerous. What am I driving in at school every morning? Does he think I'm a fuckin moron. I'm always careful in the school parking lot. I wouldn't mind parking in the less busy half of the lot, I don't give a royal fuck about the walk. I can't be in the care with a teen driver even if they are legal. But what the fuck is that supposed to mean? I have to wait until they're 20? He's not being clear on anything and it's just really, really starting to piss me off. Anyway. My dad went to the library with my mom the other day. I spent the afternoon spending quality time with some marshmallows and the stove. Later that night, there was one of those horrendous centipedes that just scare the crap outta me in my bathroom. At least this one was a baby. I decided to try an aerial attack. I broke out some aerosol cans I could find. I shot it with some athlete's foot stuff and the thing shot across the floor partway under the wall. It stopped moving, so I figured it was dead and took my shower. I come back out and dry off and get dressed and discover it has moved to the corner by the shower. I decide its time to go hardcore on it's hairy ass and take out the reaaal strong hair spray. Pretty much drowned it in that until it's legs were all soggy and it was drying to make a sliding dash over to the rug. I pulled the rug away and it stopped moving, so I ran out and got this grabber thing from the laundry room and plopped a cup over it while it was still paralyzed. I got my mom to kill it saturday. I'm all for not hurting animals outside, but once those fuckers are in my house, it's a whole different story. So, we played three games at Fairfield today. Won all three, every last one was a shutout. We still only got 2nd in the pool though. Two other teams had three shutouts and it came down to who scored more runs overall. They were saying we had to get 16 in our last game and we got to 12 and the ump called the game even though we were visitors and it was our ups. Went home, showered, got into black shorts, a black CBGB tee and a blue hawaiian shirt with a yellow lei and went off to a friend's luau. Went 100% commando... Stayed long enough to eat and talk a little. Came home and here I am now, watching a movie called Boogie Nights. It's kind of good, a little bad and every bit odd. UPDATE: I'm now watching A Home at the End of the World. This stoner guy ran to go inside and plowed right through the glass door. He was fine and he went "Whoa..." and pulled a shard of glass out of his neck, which then proceeded to just spew blood. It was great. I LOVE those kinds of scenes. Now this really funny/nerdy homo guy is putting the moves on this straight guy... who is now reciprocating? Haha... mutual fulfillment... I watch the best movies...
Tunes: Boogie Shoes P.S. Led Zepagain is going to be back in town soon. Definitely doing my best to get in on that.

2 Dollar Chili.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-10-04T03:10:44-05:00

Well Sunday we won our first game against a team we beat Saturday. We played the Nor-Cal Elite for the championship. They have excellent defense. Their pitcher looked good, but once you got up to bat, it wasn't bad at all. There's worse in just our high school league. Times three. Well, I was pretty pessimistic about that whole game right from the start. One of the girls on their team hit a solo home run in the first inning. Into right field, no doubt. It wasn't a high one either, just a hard line drive. I could've gotten it if they hadn't had me playing waaay over in right center because they said she was a slapper. We somehow managed to get two in. It was perfect. Jessica got on, Jeananne had the best bunt anyone could ask for. Jessica made it to third and Jeans was safe at first. Haley comes up and hits a good one and gets herself to third. It was just a great run. So that one girl that scored the home run got another. In right field. I could've gotten that one too if I had any sense of depth perception and if I was playing just a tad further back. Oh well. I don't know how, but we got one back and won the game. First time we've gotten first since last winterball season when I wasn't even with the team. We've gotten 2nd 4 or 5 times, third in the world series and then that obscene number in the nationals. But seriously... I'm not sure we'd ever gotten anything except second.
After that, I went home, showered and dressed and went to visit emily at work. Stopped by starbucks on the way, but Neil wasn't there. I was hoping to maybe bum some bake-off goods off of him. I had already had a frappuccino that day anyway. Adam was there working on chemistry, and I realized I had a formal lab write-up due. So I went home and did that and math homework.
Today was "Music Monday" for spirit week. Not many people are dressing up this year, the days kind of suck. I wore a sublime sweatshirt over a Green Day shirt. Tomorrow is Groovy Tuesday for the whole 60's shebang. We have lunch munch too, which should be alright. Wednesday is just rally colors because there's a night rally with fireworks. Thursday is Dorky Thusday where you're not supposed to match. We did that last year though. And then there's Farmer Friday, poking fun at our rivals. There was a banner at school today reading BV 27, F.F.A. 21. My dad was like Future Farmers of America?
Tonight at work Emily came late because of Field Hockey and Andrew came late for no reason at all, so I had to prep both fields by myself. And then we had the wrong schedule with us. I gave up and just played for one of the teams instead of scorekeeping. Ray did a little in the first inning before emily came and took over. I got some pretty nice hits for my first time at slow pitch. I thought I would do horrible and strike out or something. They had me playing second base, which was worse, but I made some plays. It was better than scorekeeping. I'm thinking about getting Ray to keep score for me every monday so I can sub whenever, but our new supervisor was telling us how he comes out every so often to check up on us, so I don't know how that'll fly.
I finished off my smores brownies tonight. :(. Emily and I went to Carl's Jr. after work to split chili cheese fries. Didn't think they would have an effect on me. I'm thinking I was wrong. Homemade chili is fine, I guess it's just $2 Carl's chili that's not so promising.
Tunes: Good People - Jack Johnson
P.S. Why is John Mayer the 2nd most popular tag? I hate him.

It's Time to Dance

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-10-06T03:10:37-05:00

Yesterday was groovy tuesday, so em and I wore our Chuck E Cheese tye dye shirts. She didn't wait for my science class to go to lunch with me, so I abandoned her and got food with Bonnie. Turns out Bonzai and I make an excellent Lunch Munch team. She yells "What's this line for?!" and slides into the front of the lines while I... stand there and crack jokes. and supply the cash. We both got bowls of orange chicken from Panda. They ran out of rice literally right before we got there and we got two of the last three bowls. Then we just slid left right into the very front of the La Bou line for bread, which we split. At the end of lunch, Olivia asked if I wanted to do her a favor, and I said "I guess so" and I went with her to the parking lot where her mom was waiting with two jamba juices (original size, not the gay 16 they have at lunch munch), so I got a free jamba and I wasn't even late for class. Plus I had bought a soda from the machines, so I ended up in history with 2 pieces of bread, a whole jamba juice, and 3/4 of a Mountain Dew Code Red. Overall I think I did pretty well for myself. Later, I thought the free jamba mustve been good karma for buying part of Bonnie's lunch. And I think I may have served Emily up a little of the bad karma she's been sending out. Oh well, she probably didn't care that much, I'm willing to bet she had a bunch of fun standing in line for dance tickets with troy. Today we finally got to start another good film. I thought after Grease it was all over. But no, now we're watching Some Like it Hot, with Marilyn Monroe. I introduced Bonnie to the SUDOKU in english. I was doing it during powerpoint presentations. We played battleship in spanish, but what's new? I'll tell you. We had to draw a picture and write five sentences in the past tense about an event or place we've been to, so I wrote about this one time Barney (the dinosaur) drove by my preschool. The picture was pretty awesome. I got lunch with Bonnie again because Emily was gone. We watched some boring movie on Thomas Jefferson (whose biography I read in 8th grade) and I fell asleep for a good chunk of it and I jolted awake in the most obvious fashion. I looked around and I was like wtf?! Because Alyssa was in her seat and when I nodded off, she was in the bathroom. So I guess I missed more than I thought I did. We have to take notes on the video and I have a sneaking suspicion that we're going to end up being assigned some ridiculous essay. But McCargo's pretty cool, so we'll see yet. There was a rally tonight at 8 at school, but I had to work in the freezing cold for 5 hours. But I did hear the fireworks from the school, so that was kind of cool. Jared borrowed my car and to pay me back he got me two boxes of chili cheese fries from weinerschnitzel. But when I got in the car, I couldn't find one of the CDs he took out. The car has a 6-CD changer so I wasn't sure if my mom would notice or not. This happened in my dad's car before too, but I found it and fixed everything up but was left with this extra cd that I didn't even know about. Jared said it wasn't his and this weekend I finally put it on the computer and discovered it was pictures from alicia's sophomore-year basketball team hike. Really random, and I don't know how on earth it made it's way into my car. Anyway, I get home and shower and go back out and open the car door and realize Jared's friend mustve smoked in the car, so I febreeze and oust it, although you can't use febreeze on leather, so let's just hope the smell dissipates. My mom's allergic to smoke, so... I don't know how that will go. I did find the cd under the passenger seat, where I looked before, but I guess I just hadn't seen it. It may have gotten a little scratched up, but oh well... at least it's there. I was considering asking to borrow Amy or putting in a different Jack Johnson until I bought a replacement or found the original. So I covered almost all my tracks: the seats are in the right positions, the car's been gassed out with air fresheners (but I couldn't open the windows to let it sit overnight without turning it on and I didn't want to risk getting caught doing this at 12:30 in the morning) the only problem is there might be a considerable amount of gas missing. I don't really know, I'm just hoping my mom doesn't notice. Meanwhile, I'll be thinking of excuses: diversion of traffic to a longer alternate route, dropped something off at the office, forgot cell phone at work... I should've just filled it at the pump before coming home, but I forgot. I was preoccupied thinking about how to stash the weinerschnitzel meal until I could go get it from the garage and eat it after my parents went to bed and the cd fiasco. Well, it's almost 1 and I have some math homework to do. Not a lot, because the teacher's were sympathetic about the rally tonight, but math is math... Tunes: London Beckoned Songs About Money by Machines - Panic! at the Disco. [credit goes to Josh for this] P.S. Jared's friend gave me a small pack of weed for being down with it all. Don't know what I'll do with it. P.P.S. I got the hottest wallpaper... it makes me want to just stare at the computer screen. And maybe drool.

Wednesday? Thursday?

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-10-16T05:10:24-05:00

I had this dream this afternoon in which I decided to up and join the freshman or jv or something water polo team and they were teaching me and I was disappointed because I wasn't throwing it too far. Then the younger team was playing at the varsity team's banquet and we were out in the field for everyone to see and I kept getting lost and not hearing directions and then my dad kept trying to run me over with a train. Meanwhile there was a girl there from my elementary school and she had gotten a real grown-up looking haircut and was getting married. But she was on the young H20 polo team too. That is just a taste of my recent day dreams. Everyday I mean to ge more sleep but I end up with less and less. Today I had to fight ridiculously hard to try to stay awake for film. The movie was sooo boring and I spent so much effort trying to stay awake that I missed what they were talking about anyway. I did manage to catch some shut eye, which is good because I had a big essay that I hadn't really prepared for in the next class. Some other girl in the class fell asleep and the teacher just yelled at her. It's kind of scary. He just belts it out about as loud as he can and it just turns heads... The essay went good. It only took one piece of paper, which is odd, because I wrote down everything I wanted/needed to get across AND I finished before the very end of class. I had enough time to go to the library and exchange the old book for the next one: Grapes of Wrath. Someone in the class before us counted it out and the damn thing is 5 times the amount of reading of the last one. Same author. In chemistry, the teacher has decided to do some little experiment on his classes. Everyone got a code number and took one of those multiple intelligences tests and all that fun stuff and last night we had to pick a "webquest" that we liked off a list of 12. I happened to be talking to Haley online because I had gone to her volleyball game that night and I asked "Do you think this might really end up as a project we have to do and whatever one we pick puts us in a group?" she said "No!". Nevertheless, I picked the same one as her--A: just to be safe and B: because it seemed the easiest anyway other than #1, which was Bill and Ted's excellent atom project and I thought it was some kind of trap-- and lo and behold, I was right. I'm now in a group with Haley and Tonya (both great) and some short girl with a very odd voice named Claire. She's no brainiac, but due to that marvelous way that cookie crumbles, she is "Research Chair" and designates who does stuff even though she was stumbling through it today not totally knowing what the hell she was doing, when I just read ahead in the process and figured out what we really needed to do. Whatever, all I know is I got the easiest parts- Webmaster (make the powerpoint) and Timeline researcher. UPDATE: I don't remember the rest of what I was going to write, I started it 3 or 4 days ago and just never came back to finish. So here it ends.

T-Rex the Losersaur.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-10-16T05:10:12-05:00

Got up at 6:30 today. A Saturday. Just to take the PSAT. I think I did pretty good. I like the math parts better than english, because english seems so much more subjective. Plus it's easier to be tripped up by foreign words than math formulas. I used the whole process of elimination strategy, since I read it's supposed to help a lot. I hope I did good. If you do pretty good, you can earn a merit scholarship or some kind of crap like that. But I don't know... we'll see. I seem to have a way of overestimating how good I did on tests. Speaking of which, I got a D- on my last math test. Took one two days ago and I'm pretty sure I just completely failed it. I'm giving up. I want to quit math. I've reached my limit. I will never need to use calculus in the real world. Especially if I'm going to be in architecture, like I've been considering. Landscape Architecture, to be exact. After I got home, I slept. Woke up and let the dog out. And then slept some more. My mom ended up eating the steak I wanted for lunch. Afterwards, my parents laughed and said You snooze, you lose. At 4 the mother and I went to In Her Shoes, this movie with Cameron Diaz. There were some pretty funny parts. A lot of the laugh-out-loud scenes were just shots of people faces. Just plain sarcasm and expression. The book was probably better anyway. After that, went home, ate, watched the sox/angels game anddd slept a little more? Those initials weeks of school, my dad was SO concerned about my excessive sleeping. I managed to ease off of it for awhile, but I'm doing it again and he doesn't seem to care so much. What he DOES seem to still care about is the damn driving. Even when we do finally get the car back (tuesday), which ended up taking about 3 times longer than they said it would, I can't socially drive. All I get back is the ability to drive something other then my mom's car (which I admit, I have kind of grown to like) and I'm back to getting myself to and from school. But that's all. Emily called at 8:30 tonight wanting me to sleepover. But I couldn't. No one in my family wants to drive anywhere at 8:30 at night. 8. 30. 8:30! Come on now, 8:30?! I haven't been able to "socially drive" for 1.5 months. That's an eighth of a year. I imagine I won't come close to doing it again for another month and a half. Lucky me, that would make it an even quarter of a year. When you get down to fractions that have a non-arabic-numerical name, you know it's bad. I learned all about the roman numeral vs arabic number systems on the psat. I also learned that T-Rexes were probably scavengers, not bloodthirsty hunters. Their legs were short and good for only walking, they had weak forearms, and they had poor vision. I learned more from the psat than I do being in school for some 30 odd hours a week. I'm still mad about the driving. It's ridiculous. I basically can't do any sleepovers for 3 months. It's already been almost 2 months, why can't they just trust me. Other peoples parents are fine letting their kids drive others, be driven by others (especially who have their 6 mos)(mine want to wait a year or something), and when they crashed... pretty sure they would have them driving again by the end of the month. Some even pay for their kids insurance or even a car. Mine don't. My mom said if I hadn't been "following" other teens when I crashed, I could probably be socially driving right now. UGH. I would've crashed on winding way by myself in just a short matter of time. But god, the waiting is enough to drive me crazy. And I don't know how much stick shift skillage I will have retained by tuesday. P.S. My dad insisted on just printing out a page with To:, From: and the code number of my iPod when sending it in to get the battery replaced. I was entirely against it and had actually cut up and stuck it on the right way before he took it all off and just slapped on the whole page of it. Sent it off Friday, monday was a holiday, got the mail tuesday to find that the dumb bastard had gotten it sent back to us by mistake. Dumbass.

A Sound like Someone Trying Not to Make a Sound.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-10-22T06:10:25-05:00

Well... it has been exactly a week since my last post. So here's what's new: Got the iPod back. No scratches on itor anything... it's perfect. My dad said it would take 30-40 minutes to upload all the songs, but I thought he was crazy. And I was right. It took 12 minutes. Got the car back!!!! On friday, they said it would be done monday. On monday, they said it would be done wednesday. And on wednesday they said it would be done thursday. Which it was. My dad made sure all the wiring worked, since they had to take out most of the right side and inside of the car. We were about to leave, when I realized the passenger seatbelt didn't retract, and we were short on time so I was afraid we would have to wait another day to get the damn thing, but the guy came out and fixed it in 3 minutes. After I got the car back, I went to my batting lesson. Here's the deal: I don't do any drills, I just go in a big net cage and bat off a machine, while Mike tells me what was different between good and bad swings and all that jazz. Almost every week he says "You're hitting better than last week. Why's that? Luck or practice?" If I tell the truth and say luck, I always get a little lecture on needing to practice, but if I lie he believes it. Last week, I didn't practice at all and I did better at the lesson. Speaking of which, I got to play again monday night at work. I want to play next monday when I'm scheduled to work, but I'm afraid the boss will drop by because it's the last day (and championships) and he gets back from a weeklong conference in San Antonio that day. So we'll see... maybe I can get Emily to come by and just sit there or get Andrew to lie about where I am at that moment. I want to get paid. If I keep it scheduled for me, I get 14 hours this half-month, if not, only 11. That's the difference between 77 and 98 bucks. As for work... it's been going good. I've finally reached the point where I am comfortable in the ultimate boredom one attains sitting there in the cold keeping score. The other night, one of the managers wanted us to call the cops because this really drunk guy was hanging around trying to start a fight with his team. Dan was hanging out with us, so he went down and talked to the guy. He walked away and we thought he was gone, but he was just out in the parking lot, so I guess Dan and Jared talked to him or something and Dan was going to give him a ride home. For some reason they didn't go, so they just went and watched the other game. And I guess the guy just disappeared. And I guess that's it, except for the fact that someone gave me their cold thursday. I'm thinking it was either Bonnie--who was coughing with her mouth open but said that it wasn't a real cough-- or Amy, who was sitting next to me in English with a runny nose telling me about how she hates to blow her nose in class. I showed her my technique of runny nose control, which involves tipping your head back and letting the snot drain back into the low part of your throat and then just swallowing. You don't taste it, since the nose canal meets your throat so far back. The only downside is people might think you're a little weird or the psycho film teacher might think you're sleeping and come yell at the top of his lungs in your ear. Oh yea, I rewrapped my bat today. The old wrap was getting pretty crappy, scrunched up in parts and such. The only bad part about the new wrap is it goes a little too high on the handle. But oh well, I'll get used to it. Tunes: Emergency - Paramore

Klaatu Barada Nikta

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-10-26T03:10:32-05:00

I got in trouble for playing at work the other night. It was championships and our team, which was the #3 seed played #2 and we won in the very last inning and made it to the champs, which we proceeded to completely blow. But I guess some players from the #2 team complained that I played and now the park district has to refund their team's money, which is like $400. Pretty cheap way to get a free season of softball. Sore losers. But I admit, that was really bad judgment on my part.
Although the only thing I would've done different (not taking retrospective into account) is that I would've had Emily work for me. I still would've played. Either way, it doesn't matter. I'm not getting fired, thank god, but I have to go face my boss tomorrow and get "written up". I was supposed to be written up before for accidentally missing work one night, but I never was given a time to come in to sign it or whatever, so I don't know what happened to it or if it may affect the outcome of tomorrow's writing up if Todd finds it in the meantime.
I'm definitely never playing again. Their team should not have been playing if they couldn't field an entire team. Again, my fault.
I guess sometime between friday night and sunday night some people got into our shed and stole the box of new men's balls as well as the remaining old men's balls. They also poured black paint on the women's balls and on the side of the shed. And then they took out the red paint and tossed some of that onto the black backstop. I don't know why people do the things they do. Obviously not a question I should be concerned with, considering my present circumstances.
Other than that, life has maintained it's usual level of boring. I went to the girls water polo game today. Got to drive myself, but my dad was afraid a "teen driver" would hit me and then the insurance co. would drop me and I wouldn't be able to drive unti l'm 25. I understand his concerns and it definitely doesn't help that I already fucked up once, but waiting outside for my parents to come pick me up after a game is undeniably freshman-like. No one else's parents are like this. They just buy their kids a car and let them do whatever the hell they want with it.
Spekaing of cars, we're leaving right after school thursday to go to San Diego. Unfortunately, I have an essay due Monday in film and I have to write all of it tomorrow afternoon because we get back at midnight sunday. But I have to go to work at 4 and I wanted to go to the last polo game. I guess I won't. We'll see. At least I could do the math homework tonight. Almost.

Tunes: Walk Alone - Jack Johnson

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BassPlyr1305 — 2005-10-31T08:10:01-05:00

I'm back. Left thursday after school to drive down to Orange County. I did the first four hours, which got us somewhere around Bakersfield. My mom did the hour to dinner (we found a Panda on the side of the highway, How freakin phenomenal is that?) and my dad did the rest. Friday, drove to SDSU for a tour and stuff. It was a really great campus. There was a gym with a rock wall, 2 starbucks on campus (and one across the street), a panda on campus, andddd oh well, a lot more. Every dorm room had a mini fridge and the bookstore got mega-discounts like iPods 25% off. I got a sweatshirt. Then we went to the hotel and had sushi for dinner. I love sushi. But I really really hate soy sauce. Saturday we didn't have a game until late in the day, but the other team didn't show, so we played amongst ourselves and left. The whole team went to a soup and salad buffet kind of place, which was okay, but this egotistical sophomore from the other table was laughing pretty loud with the others and when we asked what it was about (which they obviously wanted us to ask) she started a long-winded explanation that didn't really matter because I knew from the start that she was lying to our faces. She's such a pain in the ass. Our next two games were back to back at night. I couldn't see so well without my contacts, but I did alright anyway. About half our team fell running the bases at some point, the bags were so slippery. I did it, but got up right away and kept running, and the ump came over and told our coach that we have to step on the corners and I was like Who the fuck do you take me for? Have I ever run anywhere other than the corner of the bag, fucking dumbass? It's an 18 and unders college showcase and he didn't think we knew to run on the CORNERS of the bags? The pitcher in that game almost hit me 2-4 times in every at bat I had. I got sooo pissed off at her. Obviously, SHE WASN'T GETTING THE CALLS because they were all balls. I almost yelled at her "YA WANNA STOP DOING THAT BECAUSE IT'S NOT WORKING SHITHEAD." Sunday's games were 8 and 11:30 so I had to get up at 6:10 to try to find a starbucks. During the break I wanted to get panda and they said they would open at 10:30 and my dad dropped me off from 10 to 10:45, but panda didn't open until like 11 and I couldn't get it. I was like Oh well, I can just get some on the way back and my dad made it clear that wasn't happening so I was just pissed for the rest of the day. Umpires weren't giving me a strike zone, teammates were being assholes and I found myself just grinding my teeth all the time. After the games, we got back to the hotel at 1:15 and I had to shower in 30 minutes because we had a 2:00 checkout and barely made that. My parents kept knocking on the door with time updates and my mom saying she had to go to the bathroom. You realize we were in a hotel that must have housed, oh, I don't know..... 300+ bathrooms? On the fuckin tour of sdsu, the tour guide (a student) was telling us about how it was a "no wheels" campus and skateboarding and the like was not allowed. A skateboarder went by and my mom goes "He's skateboarding" "We saw another one back there" and I'm like NO, REALLY?! SHUT THE FUCK UP. She somehow always feels the need to state the slap you in the face, motherfuckin most obvious things in the world. I'm still pissed. I hate that we couldn't just fly down or at least leave the mother at home. All she did was complicate things and annoy the shit out of me. I of course missed school friday, so I don't know what the hell we're doing in math, and I missed an english vocab test that I had to make up at lunch today and a science briz and some important reading, so I don't really get that either. And history notes. And film notes. And some spanish project that I'm sure will lower my grade for no obvious reason seeing as all they did was cut out shapes on paper, color them, and add string. The people in that class are ridiculously stupid, fat and annoying. I was going to see Saw II tonight. My dad said I could drive there if I could convince my mom. She is having none of it. I'm so FUCKING SICK of seeing NO FUCKING CHANGE IN ANYTHING. IT'S BEEN TWO MOTHERFUCKING MONTHS AND I CAN'T DRIVE ANYWHERE. I DROVE THEM 8 FUCKING HOURS THIS WEEKEND. They said I would regain the driving as I convinced them I could be a good driver. Is 8 hours worth of driving meaningless? WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MOTHERFUCKING WANT?! I'm SO FUCKING PISSED. Fuck this.

Rolling Stones certainly gather dust.

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-11-10T03:11:07-05:00

I haven't written a lot lately. I don't really have much to write about. Tonight was my first night really back on the streets with friends. Albeit unbeknownst to my parents. I'd almost say I earned it, as I did all my homework (that I know how to do) and a lot of chores before 5. Including cleaning my room--a feat which has not been attempted in over 2 months. I'm in a good spot in calculus right now, as we're doing word problems and theorems. Those are pretty much my main mathematical talents, word problems. I'm 16 chapters behind in Grapes of Wrath. The class has supposedly finished the book. I'm on chapter 14 of 30 and going nowhere fast. Or really, nowhere at all. I have about 24 Rolling Stones on my floor waiting to be read and the still half-finished I Hate Everybody (And Other Atrocious Lies) [Laurie Notaro]. Sam still has the first book, which I lent to her the first week of school. I aim to get it back someday. Somehow. I usually see her in the mornings, but she has been late every day this week and tomorrow morning I have to go into chem to take a briz I missed. He won't let me take it during break, lunch or 6th period; the only options are before school and after. I have 0 period before school and after would require returning during the parent pick-up rush and leaving in the middle of the get-the-hell-out-of-school rush. So I just plan to take it over the next couple of days during the 5-10 minues between 0 and first. Speaking of first period, we're watching Benny and Joon right now. Great movie. One of the few color films we actually get to watch in that class. That teacher is not a happy guy. He's considering kicking people out of the class for sleeping or cell phones. Althought he has decided to let people sleep in exchange for a 0 now, saying it's "our right to fail if we want to". Spanish is crap as usual. I told the teacher monday that I missed a project two fridays before, and she goes "...That's a week.... that's too late." 8 days. Too late. Turns out the damn thing is only worth 5 points anyway. Other than that, went to a couple volleyball games this week. Skin on hardwood floor is pretty much the sickest sound in sports. Other than bones cracking and the like. And that's my life.

Accidental Mom Abuse?

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-11-15T06:11:07-05:00

My weekend was sooo uneventful. And yet... not. My hair was gross, I didn't shower as much as I really should have, and I didn't get out of pajamas at all. I spent many a long hour playing sims. It's sad... pathetic really. But today in spanish, I discovered there's others like me. Haley, Amy and I talked about sims babies, social workers and death. And crips, bloods, drug dealers, pimps, huck finn and the likes. We talked about cheats and one of them mentioned the money cheat and I said sometimes I liked to let them live in poverty and Amy said one family she had was so poor she "had to sell their beds in the morning so they could shower". I don't know what made this so funny, but I laughe until I cried. And then some. In english, Amy was telling us how Bonnie was running around the edge of a trampoline and then just ran right off of it, got her foot caught in one of the holes and almost smacked her face on the fence. Andy always says everything bad that could happen happens to Bonnie. I think she's been pooped on in or near the eye by a bird. Anyway, Amy was laughing so much when she was telling it that it made me laugh. I always laugh when other people are laughing and so when me and Amy get going it's kind of hard to stop. Today, I had my own story to tell though. Last night while watching Penn & Teller: Off the Deep End--this underwater magic act--my mom was making this clicking noice repeatedly. I looked over and her hands are together doing god knows what, so I turn back and just kind of talk to myself about how annoying and weird my parents are and how I always find myself wanting to ask one just why they married the other. Well, she keeps doing it until I turn and just go "CAN YOU BE ANY MORE ANNOYING?!". She laughs and my dad asks "What's she doing?". I turn from the tv and say "Why don't you get your damn crushed ice while you're at it?!". You'll be watching a show and trying to hear what they're saying and all of a sudden you hear the hum and crushing ice and you know you should just give up watching right then and there. And then she chomps on the ice too. Drives ya nuts. Anyway, she continued to do it, one, two clicks at a time. And about 3 minutes later asks "Wanna see what it was?". Now, I know for a fact there is a wart on one of her fingers, so I naturally assume the worst. She comes towards me with her hand outstretched and a grin on her face and I yell "THE WART!" and push her hand away. Not even getting up from the couch, I pivot and just run and stumble away as fast as possible. I make it all the way around the couch and turn and look over it to see if she's giving chase and she's on the floor. All she said was "No lunch for you thursday". And that's the story. Anyway, the mother and I went to dinner at IHOP tonight. It sucked. The toast was hard and the waiter dropped a piece of it on the floor. Went home and watched CSI: Miami. I did not see the original eye-shooting action, but my mom said the CSI was shot in the eye with a nail gun and it looked like he might be wearing an eye patch for awhile. I told her she was nuts and that the producers didn't do things to their CSI's that they couldn't fix. But I still believed her. Until I saw her carnage and correctly assessed that it was not, in fact, in his eye and he would be fine and my mom is just a lunatic. And that was my monday night. Published a day late.

Calculus: 6(test) + 52(hw) = grade(C).

BassPlyr1305 — 2005-11-24T06:11:52-05:00

I haven't posted in.... over a week. I keep meaning to, but just never do. Got our second grade report. 6 more weeks and I will hopefully be out of math for good. Of course the only options left are pretty much TA for Hunt (who has no 1st period, too many TAs, and one for first who kind of creeps me out) or TA for the cafeteria. Both don't look too bright. Maybe I'll just stay in math and hope I understand the second half a little better. It can only get worse, really. "Midterms", softball and "finals" plus SATs and AP tests. Actually, just one AP test. I don't think I'm going to even bother to waste my time trying the calculus one, which just leaves history. Anyway... the grade report: 1. Film: A, A 2. H English: A, A 3. Spanish 3: A-, A 4. H Chem: A-, A 5. AP US History: A, A 0. Calculus AB: C, A Close enough, right? Been busy trying to put together a xmas list while also doing some light college crap for my dad and playing games on the computer. I get addicted to the most boring, time wasting piece of shit things. Amy and Bonnie slept over. I cleaned my room for about a week, although whether in preparation for that or just because, I don't really know. It was spotless though. Definitely the cleanest it's been since a year+ ago when we took everything out to paint it. We watched Superstar and Saw. Ate ice cream and launched popcorn at Bonnie's face. Watched Legends of the Hidden Jungle, played What the F*ck, and built their swim club on sims. Sounds pathetic, but really... it was. And afterwards, Bonnie's birthday party for later this week was cancelled and 3 weeks were tacked onto Amy's 6 months because she drove Bonnie here. I got my 6 months doubled and I did nothing wrong. ... Speaking of which, my driving ban still has not been lifted. Why? I do not know. I think my dad is just doing it because he can. I think one time he mentioned that I won't get it all back at once, but really.... why not? Will he only let me go to Emily's house but not Alicia's? Can I go to basketball games, but not wrestling matches? Lunch, but not movies? When you punish a kid, it's usually: punishment, then release. I don't know why he thinks this should be in stages. I don't know why they feel they need to keep such a close leash on me when other kids 10x worse than I am get off that much easier. A normal teen might rebel, but I don't know what I would do. I really don't feel like putting so much effort into anything at all, much less a rebellion. They have control of cars and money, what am I going to do? I'm already rude and sarcastic. Changing how I dress would require mass amounts of cash, which I can't afford to be spending. I could boycott college research, but I'm already not doing it. My dad wanted to visit colleges this week. We're going to one friday and one a week from sunday. It won't make a difference. They expect me to have a major picked out, but then my dad says, it's okay, I don't have to choose and then they're talking about how certain colleges have good architecture programs, but it doesn't matter to me because I don't know what the fuck I want to do and they said I didn't need to know, yet they turn around and force a decision out of me. And I have a book report due on the 12 of December, but still haven't picked up the book from the library. I know I won't read it anyway. I'm glad we're finally done with the Grapes of Wrath in English, but I know whatever the next book is, I won't be able to keep up. I can't even read my history book, although it wouldn't have helped on friday's quiz anyway, as most of the questions weren't even from the book (or so I heard). I ended up making up all the answers, finishing really early, and flipping over the paper and using "United States History Test" to make "A round, shitty test, Oi!" with an extra E left over. Doesn't matter, that teacher has given almost everyone an A no matter how poorly we do on the tests. I got a 50 out of 90 on one of them, and that was one of the higher scores in the class average. So now I go off to shower, in hopes that I will get enough sleep to get up for the 9:00 thanksgiving day parade that I always watch even though it sucks terribly and I don't think we even have any hot chocolate in the house (nor have we for the past two years). Thanksgiving just isn't that great of a holiday really. Not for me. Maybe I'm just unthankful. Lately I've been thinking, why would someone want to marry anyone as cynical, sarcastic and rude as me? But our whole generation is like this. It's all you see on tv. In a couple of decades, 8 year olds will be drinking beer and smokin pot. Clothing will probably just become optional. You just don't find pretty, polite, innocent, thoughtful people like those in the movies. Why don't they make a movie about a rude, sarcastic person finding love, but not changing in the process. And how come in the movies, when characters are reciting what they're going to say before a social situation, they do it in front of mirrors? I do it anywhere. They should make a movie where a character does all his/her thinking on the toilet or in the shower, because that, my friends, is where the true genius emerges.

Happy Deathday!
Your name:	BassPlyr1305
You will die on:	Wednesday, November 1, 2028
You will die of:	Lung Cancer
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What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
On	June 16, 2019

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Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::	Offspring
Are you female or male::	Dammit, I Changed Again
Describe yourself::	Original Prankster
How do some people feel about you::	She's Got Issues
How do you feel about yourself::	Pretty Fly
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend::	Spare Me the Details
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend::	Million Miles Away
Describe where you want to be::	Out On Patrol
Describe what you want to be::	Hypodermic
Describe how you live::	Staring at the Sun
Describe how you love::	We Are One
Share a few words of wisdom::	Don't Pick It Up

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::	311
Are you female or male::	Seems uncertain
Describe yourself::	All mixed up
How do some people feel about you::	Sick tight
How do you feel about yourself::	What was I thinking
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend::	Loco
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend::	Give me a call
Describe where you want to be::	I'll be here awhile
Describe what you want to be::	Livin' & Rockin'
Describe how you live::	Random
Describe how you love::	Offbeat bare-ass
Share a few words of wisdom::	Fat chance

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::	Rolling Stones
Are you female or male::	bitch
Describe yourself::	Hot Stuff
How do some people feel about you::	Crackin' Up
How do you feel about yourself::	I'm Alright
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend::	Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend::	Just my imagination
Describe where you want to be::	Gotta Get Away
Describe what you want to be::	Turd on the run
Describe how you live::	Good times, Bad times
Describe how you love::	Heart of Stone
Share a few words of wisdom::	You can't always get what you want

What is a good quote for you? by grlinterupted
Name
Color
Say what??	"If you turn your panties inside out, they are good to go again!

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You're wearing:	rubber band, hair tie, shirt, shorts, socks
You can see:	computer, magic 8 ball, water, flashlight, headphones, calculator
You can hear:	typing, water, computer, ac, nothing else
Favorite colors:	green, navy blue, red, silver, black
Favorite songs:	Still waiting, Minority, dont leave me, lump, otherside
Favorite movies:	top gun, bring it on, kill bill, jawbreaker, spiderman 2
Favorite stores:	pac sun, sports authority, champ sports, that candy store in the mall, hot topic
Favorite people:	emilyyy, kacee, alicia, neil, CAROLYN HANSEN
People you love:	mom, dad, emily, kacee, alicia
People you hate:	carolyn hansen, carolyn, carolyn, carolyn, carolyn
That get on your nerves:	carolyn, marc gabris, alicia, dk, peter
That you did today:	got up, lunch, read comics, crosswords, stubbed toe
That you'll do tomorrow:	work, eat, practice, sleep, go online, listen to music
People you miss/haven't seen in 6+ months:	dont know.
People you have dated/"gone out" with:	LITTLE BLACK KID. for 2 seconds.

Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
User Name
Mom	Jamie Lee Curtis
Dad	Anthony Hopkins
Brother	Carrot top
Sister	Enya
Dog	Beethoven
Boyfriend	Johnny Depp
Best friend	Cameron Diaz

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